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Coffee and Deathsticks returns from a brief holiday hiatus to the nightmare that is Nosferatu, the latest picture from gothic horror master Robert Eggers. Now that they have cleaned all the poop from their pants, Danny and Kevin finally aren't afraid anymore and can break down the latest piece of Dracula IP while talking about the Francis Ford Coppola one a lot.
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Folks. It's Morbin' Time.
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Danny and Kevin do! They also remember Edoras, and the Watcher in the Water, and oliphaunts, and eagles, and Saruman, and Isengard, and the song Eowyn sings in the expanded edition of The Two Towers when Theodred is buried. They remember all of these things from much better movies than the newest entry in the Lord of the Rings cinematic universe: The War of the Rohirrim. New Line Cinema and Warner Brothers hoped other LOTR fans also remembered these things and wanted to see a two hour and fifteen minute long movie to learn how Helm's Deep received its moniker. They were shockingly mistaken as no one is going to theaters to see this animated picture. Don't fret if you miss this at your local cinema, as this flick will soon be where it was meant to be: streaming on Max!
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We came, we saw, we enjoyed? The latest installment in the Ridley Scott Fucks Around with a Camera in His Retirement Home cinematic universe, Gladiator II, continues the story of Gladiator. All your favorite guys are back except the main favorite guy who is, of course, dead and starring in Kraven the Hunter. Danny and Kevin discuss the big, empty meat-sack at the center of the movie and consider the wisdom of pitting such a sack against the likes of Denzel.
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As Glicked and Moana 2 dominate cineplexes, Danny and Kevin check in on earlier fall releases - Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and Venom: The Last Dance. The boys discuss their love for Time Burton, his legacy, and the refreshingly old fashioned sequel before dovetailing into a recap of the Venom trilogy and questioning what the point was of that series anyway?
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Danny and Kevin complete their journey down the TV slop stream with the excellent second half of The Penguin. How did the showrunners stick the landing? Are things really so dire that such a solid, unpretentious show can receive such rapturous accolades? What movie did the Waynes see before they died and why was it probably Shrek 2? All these questions and more are answered in the latest thrilling episode of your favorite podcast.
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Danny and Kevin discuss the first four episodes of The Penguin, a refreshingly solid program that don't reinvent the wheel or nothin' but it sure does drive smooth, know what I mean kid? Fun performances, move-it-along plotting, and classy connections to the wider Batman universe make for a pleasant addition to the streaming landscape.
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The Battle of Eregion is over; the battle for streaming algorithms is about to begin. Season 2 of The Rings of Power has ended, and the fanbase is torn. Half seem overjoyed at the depiction of the tragedy of Celebrimbore and continue to ship "Haladriel." The other half are mad that orcs have families and that there is one black elf. Danny and Kevin are here to offer checks and balances. Mellons, can't we all just get along and admit the show is...okay?
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Danny and Kevin return to the forge to discuss the first four episodes of the second season of The Rings of Power. Expectations were low and they were met in that this show is still not good. The fellas discuss its strengths (music, Harfoots, wizards, Tom Bombadil, the Dwarves) and its weaknesses (everything else). Listen to hear all the latest from the exciting world of corporations mining IP like mithril.
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Danny and Kevin return to their favorite* franchise: Alien. Or is it officially called the Aliens Franchise? More like the Alien$ franchise, am I right folks? In the latest installment, our intrepid heroes journey through a massive wreck to see if there is anything of value that can get them to paradise. Is that a summary of Alien: Romulus or a summary about this podcast? There's only one way to find out.
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Danny and Kevin continue their summer of watching boring TV with a discussion of Season 2 of House of the Dragon. It's just not doing it for them, folks. Something is missing and the fellas aren't exactly sure what it is but maybe they'll figure it out in two years when they tune in for Season 3 of this show that they don't really like. In the meantime, email the pod at [email protected] or follow it on Instagram.
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Election season is in the air, and contentious feelings have even seeped their way into Coffee and Deathsticks. For what feels like the first time in show history, Danny and Kevin could not disagree more on a movie more than they do with Deadpool and Wolverine. Listen to the love and hate expressed about the flick and decide for yourself which side you are on. Or don't, it's just a movie.
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Danny and Kevin close the book on another Star War. Why do they subject themselves to storytelling that is clearly not meant for them? Why does anyone? Why can't we all just grow up and get along? The fellas discuss The Acolyte in particular and, as per usual, the wider Star Wars universe in general. Incidentally, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself.
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Danny and Kevin continue their discussion around Season 2 of Hot D. And it is...good, it's good. It's a good program. But, like, guys...Game of Thrones was so great. Even when it was stupid. Hot D is never stupid. At it's worst, it's just kind of dull and over-reliant on shenanigans and happenstance. But the dragons are cool! Sort of. Your hosts are getting old, is what this episode is saying. Or are things getting getting too smooth and safe? Who knows? Danny and Kevin do.
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House of the Dragon returns after two years, and Danny and Kevin aren't quite sure what to make of this program. The look, sound, and sense of dread will remind viewers of Game of Thrones, but is this show as good? Danny and Kevin recap the Season 2 premiere, discussing the show's reliance on whacky misunderstandings, foot fetishes, and their love for actors who play young Starks.
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Danny and Kevin return to the trough for some more Star Wars slop. This time, it's set 100 years before The Phantom Menace and has already created a number of continuity errors certain to enrage both the Wookieepedia weirdos and Kevin. How does The Acolyte measure up to other Disney+ Star Wars tales? Is the show a Kaufmanesque gag? Why doesn't Harvey Dent recognize The Joker until after he takes his face mask off during the hospital bed scene in The Dark Knight? All these questions and more can be found within.
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Danny and Kevin return to The Wasteland and check-in with Furiosa, the best character from the last Mad Max movie now played by a different person. Is the chess prodigy Anya Taylor-Joy a movie star? Based on the box office performance of Furiosa, America doesn't think so, but America doesn't know what it's missing! Listen to Danny and Kevin breakdown this prequel - should've been a sequel - visual feast from mastermind director Dr. George Miller.
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Danny and Kevin can't get enough of these damn, dirty apes. They discuss the latest installment in what may be the greatest film franchise of all time: Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes. Directed by an absolute no-name, the film is a worthy successor to the Andy Serkis-led trilogy from last decade which were themselves worthy successors to the silly/satirical sci-fi adventures from America's most disgusting decade. Listen as the fellas chart a course for future franchise success and Glen Powell's career.
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It's the 40th anniversary of one of our duo's favorite films: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom. 1984 was a banner year for film, particular within nerd culture, and Indy's first sequel (or prequel?) was one of the headliners. Produced in the midst of George Lucas' divorce, Steven Spielberg had to direct the shit out of this movie, resulting in a tonal smorgasbord of juvenile comedy and genuine horror that works fantastically in its favor. Danny and Kevin provide a commentary track as they discuss the making of the film, why it works so well, and the genius of John Williams and Steven Spielberg.
If you are watching the movie as you listen, start it at 4 minutes and 22 seconds into the pod.
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Danny and Kevin celebrate Star Wars month with the foundational text of being an exhausted (and exhausting) nerd simultaneously disappointed and hopeful about our favorite things: The Phantom Menace. The film is unfiltered George Lucas, straight from the pompadour and inflicted upon a public unwilling or, dare we suggest, unworthy of its earnest weirdness. Folks...it's really not that bad.
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