Episódios

  • We have Returned to Hyrule, and once again we are moving at a record pace to rescue Zelda!

    The ever talented T_5Seconds has once again written a fic about speedrunning an open world Zelda game, and we have been blessed with the opportunity to do a hyperdramatic reading of this. This is part 1 and it takes us up to Lookout Landing, join us for part 2 next week.

    Read along with the original work here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/52376419

    The actual reading starts at 8:00

    Featuring Nick as The NarratorJames as Zelda, Mineru, Urbosa, and other misc rolesGrace as Link, Purah, Riju, and other misc roles

  • Submitted for your approval: One Maru Carter-Moore, a young student from the sleep town of Stardew Valley in search of the truth, who cares deeply about her community. Soon, she would find the truth she is looking for, and it would come from beyond the stars. The answers she would seek will lead her- to Fanfics and Chill.

    This week, James reads Iridescence by Milieu. Being a lovecraftian horror fic (written as a letter), it really felt more appropriate to do this as a solo piece, which we've never done before so let us know what you think!

    Read along here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/12982596 and thank you Milieu for letting us read it through!

    Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected] or any of our social medias!

    If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected].

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  • Today on Fanfics and Chill, we round off the year with a love story.

    Twilight isn't a series known for its romance, but Swamp_Bogman has managed to defy expectations by adding an additional character to the Twilight lore: Bigfoot.

    Join us, as we read this fantastic fanfic and learn of Carlisle's forbidden love.

    Read along here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41360169 and thank you Swamp_Bogman for letting us read it through!

    Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected] or any of our social medias!

    If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected].

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  • Today, we reach the end of the road.

    Will Amelia Rose be able to protect the Greater London area from the Dildo invasion? Can Flint come back to the light? Will Ryan find a boyfriend?

    Join us in finding out.

    Thank you Tim, this has been a fucking journey.

    Read along here, today we cover chapter 16:https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/16779253

    Starring:

    Nick as The Narrator

    Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald

    James as The Monsters

    Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected] or any of our social medias!

    If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected].

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  • This week, in our penultimate reading of possibly the greatest Doctor Who Fanfic every written, Silently, On the Blink of Orgasm: Our heroes face their deadliest enemy yet! Freddy Fazbear, Winny the Pooh, an incredibly realistic sex scene, and Steven Moffat (In my fanfiction? Its more likely than you think!)

    Read along here, today we cover chapter 15:https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/9244867

    Starring:

    Nick as The Narrator

    Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald

    James as Freddy Fazbear, Winnie the Pooh, Clara, The 9th Doctor, Steven Moffat, The Mummy, Merlin, and many many more.

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

    Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected]!

    If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected].

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  • As we approach the end of Silently on the Blink of Orgasm, we're going to move our schedule a little so we put the last two episodes up alongside the Doctor Who 60th anniversary specials.

    Heres a teaser of what is to come, next Saturday...

  • Orgasm 9: A Muculant Makeover

    This week, we continue our adventures with Amelia, Clara and Ryan, as they search for muculance in the Oodest of places. We also get some exposition into what happened when Amelia met Flint.

    Read along here, today we cover chapters chapters 13 & 14: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/9244867

    Starring:

    Nick as The Narrator

    Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald

    James as The Monsters, and Clara

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

    Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected]!

    If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected].

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  • Silently On the Blink of Orgasm, part 8

    This week (in an episode that definitely went up Friday, James didn't forget), our search for Muculance continues! Amelia and Clara take some time to introspect, facing themselves in the mirror and solving conflicts the only way they know how!

    Read along here, today we cover chapter 12: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/9244867

    Starring:

    Nick as The Narrator

    Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald

    James as The Monsters, and Clara

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

    Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected]!

    If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected].

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  • we're back, and we're continuing to adapt TheAlmightyTim's epic, Silently on the Blink of Orgasm. After the plot really started to kick off last chapter, we begin a journey to save Earth, with the help of an old friend, and an enemy we feared would feature in this story...

    Read along here, today we cover chapters chapters 10 and 11: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/9244867

    Starring:

    Nick as The Narrator

    Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald

    James as The Monsters, and Clara

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

    Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected]!

    If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected].

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  • Hey guys, I'm afraid theres a brief delay in the next episode, hopefully we'll be back to our normal schedule next time. In the meantime, here we are learning about Sigma Males from our favourite source of education, enjoy!

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

    Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected]!

    If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected].

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  • Its finally happening, we've returned to our regularly scheduled reading of Silently, On the BLink of Orgasm by Thealmightytim (who may or may not be Steven Moffat's Alt Account). Join us as we follow the adventures of Amelia Rose, just an ordinary high school girl travelling through time and space.

    This chapter shocks us all, as plot starts to happen, while the James Nick and Grace all try and remember what voices they do for each character.

    Read along here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694/chapters/9244867

    Starring:

    Nick as The Narrator

    Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald

    James as The Monsters, Clara, and Missy

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

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  • Dundundun dundundun dundundun DUNDUNDUN dundundun dundundun dundundunoooooooEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    This week, in our final TF2 fic reading (for now), certainly not least, this week we read Timeladd by demonfox38. Set in the Tom Baker era of Doctor Who, TimeLadd explores what would happen if the Demoman had access to time travel. Its actually a bit darker than the premise implied, but there are some laughs along the way for sure.

    This is also the first thing we've ever recorded with all three of us in person! It was a bit odd to do that and there are some tiny audio glitches but we had fun with it!

    Read along with this heartwarming tale here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/23335117

    Featuring

    Nick as the narrator and Demoman's mum

    James as Demoman, and Demoman's dad

    Grace as Romana (who absolutely kills it, despite never seeing classic Who)

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

    Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected]!

    If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected].

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  • This week, we continue with part 3 of our 4 part Team Fortress 2 Trilogy with a read of Plausible Deniability, by Hanktalking. A harrowing tale of love on the battlefield, miscommunication, and sending doors to meet their God.

    Read along with the harrowing tale here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39836637

    Featuring:

    Nick as The Narrator

    Grace as The Soldier and The Sniper

    James as The Spy, The Scout, and The Medic

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

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    If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected].

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  • What would you do with 70 hours left to live? Make good on unrequited love? Make Bread? Fix your favourite fanfiction podcasts schedule which has gone completely tits up this month?

    Or maybe, you'd phone some friends. Join us, as we read Dial Tone, a forgotten story from from the Team Fortress 2 short Expiration Date by DancingGrimm, join us as we learn what Demoman did with his final few hours.

    And read along here (if you have an Ao3 account) https://archiveofourown.org/works/4146369

    Featuring

    James as The Demoman

    Nick as The Demomum, Officer Stan, and The Soldier

    Grace as Caramel and Joanne

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

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    If you want to come chat to us, you can find us on Tumblr as the-shipping-forecasters . On Twitter @Theshipforecast, and on Linkedin (yes really) we got Shipping Forecast. Or you could always just email us at [email protected].

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  • A tale as old as time; two star cross'd lovers, fated to be kept apart because they work for rival mercenary corpoations, and with the help of two German scientists who consider the Hippocratic Oath to be more of a hypothetical aspiration than a guideline, love can truly overcome any boundary, no matter what suit they may wear.

    We are of course referring to Come as You Are, an Engineer/Spy story by the delightful LitheFider (with art by the even more talented Jellazticious).

    Featuring

    Nick as The Narrator and Blue Medic

    James as Red Medic, The Spy, and The Demoman

    Grace as The Engineer and The Sniper

    Read along here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/41702469

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

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  • A tale as old as time. Two star crossed lovers; one a handsome effeminate greaser, the other a 7 foot preppy shark. Can the world accept their love? Join us as we read Jinglebee's Switchblade Symphony to find out!

    Featuring

    Nick as The NarratorJames as Prince SidonGrace as Link

    Music featured in this episode were all generously made available from https://www.fesliyanstudios.com/ Alley ThoughtsClosed CurtainsFallen Petals

    Apologies to any Americans listening...

    Read along here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/26710135

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

    Are you an author, and you'd like to hear us read a fic of yours? Send it over to [email protected]!

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  • This week, we continue our hiatus content with a visit to an old friend, 26 Minutes and 42 Seconds by T_5 Seconds, a fic we reviewed all the way back in Season 1 of The Shipping Forecast. You'll be shocked to hear we have Zelda on the brain right now, and this was great to read so we thought we'd do it again, properly!

    Read along here: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27749413)

    And stick around, because we have more LinkXSidon content coming...

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

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  • This week on Fanfics and Chill, Thanos finds love in the Husky arms of a man named Daniel. We also read another tale, of YOU (thats right, YOU, the listener) falling in love with the Evergiven container ship AND the Suez Canal.

    Read along here, both fics are by the lovely author Namgitrash.

    You Get Fucked by a Boat and a River: https://archiveofourown.org/works/31521911Wrap me up in the Shadows of our Love: https://archiveofourown.org/works/25666393

    This fic was based on art by the delightful LoulouVZ, the original is on Deviantart here: https://www.deviantart.com/loulouvz/art/Bara-Corn-Man-727764397

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

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  • This week marks our mid-season finale for Fanfics & Chill. Nick transcends time and space, and Doctor Who violates Copywrite laws.

    Starring:

    Nick as The Narrator

    Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald

    James as The Monsters, Clara and The Doctor

    Read along here (Chapters 7&8): https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

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  • We knew it would happen eventually, but this week we indulge in our first musical episode. Trigger warnings for beloved emo classics butchered by British people.

    Amelia teams up with The Doctor to face down a terrible menace.

    Starring:

    Nick as The Narrator

    Grace as Amelia-Rose Martha Oswald

    James as The Monsters and The Doctor

    Read along here (Chapter 6): https://archiveofourown.org/works/3861694

    Join us every other Friday, or until we run out of fics to read. You can also find us on our other show, The Shipping Forecast, every other Sunday!

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