Episódios
-
S2 Episode 51: We're talking about Dario Argento's visual masterpiece. We're singing about Witches in my balls. Pumpkins in my butt. We're learning how to sell 100-600 cars. Season 2 has begun. Also, Randy Elliott isn't a real guy. It's a goof, a parody, a farce. So, don't listen to anything that fucker says.
-
Episode 50: We start off with my pitch for right wing Star Wars. MAGA Yoda and Luke go back in time to fight all the gay women from the Acolyte. This show would be huge. I wrap things up with every reason why the movie, "Hush," disappointed me. It's consumed my mind.
-
Estão a faltar episódios?
-
Episode 49: I watched the assembly cut, which seems like the best version of this movie and came out in 2003. Ya know what else came out in 2003? The fifth Beethoven movie, Daredevil and Kangaroo Jack.
-
Episode 48: I bet the brunette lady that gets attacked by the homeless guy promised to bang him at some point and he was just stopping by to bang her and she just doesn't remember that she promised him that because she promises so many people that she'll bang them.
-
Episode 47: The fight scene in dumb and dumber is better than any fight in this movie. Kung Pow has better acting. Dude, where my car has more depth. This movie is not good.
-
Episode 46: We start somewhere around BBL Drake and end with a CGI Bussy Monster for some reason. Also, I visit cockblaster video for another great rental.
PS: I forgot to mention Bryan Singer and the Nickelodeon fuckers in my list of shitty people.
-
Episode 45: trapped in my cats ass...
amazon.com/shop/josimpson/bfranklingayretard/book.ass
-
Episode 44: Never bring the devil on your tv show. No matter how good the ratings will be. That shit never ends well. This is the most recent release that I've seen so far. Also, this is the debut of my first sponsor.
-
Episode 43: This would be a great movie to smoke weed to, (if you're into that kind of thing. I'm not much of a drug guy, but if you are, blaze it.) Anyway, this is a 5/5 movie and the greatest Nicholas Cage movie out there.
-
Episode 42: Fake ass Avatar + Fake ass Star Wars + Fake ass Ed Furlong = Valerian.
-
Episode 41: I'm doing a crash course on the history of Alien and a recap of the sci-fi horror classic. I can't tell you how many times I swapped Brett and Parkers names... if you can keep track and tell me, please let me know.
-
Episode 40: Blumhouse, Bagule and Ethan Hawke. After watching the Nickelodeon doc, "quiet on set," I kind of get the feeling that Bagule could get hired on as a Nickelodeon employee.
-
Episode 39: This sinus infection is fucking me up. I tried to edit out all the burping, sneezing and coughing. But, I'm sure I missed a few. Anyway, Happy Easter. Here's Critters 2. The best damn Easter movie in the entire world.
p.s. I mentioned Cynthia Garris writing the Hungry Heifer theme song, but I forgot to mention that she is also performing it.
-
Episode 38: This entire episode is dedicated to Britney Spears. I've become a full blown fan. We touch on a lot of things here, Britney's memoir, her dad, her early career, the mistreatment from the media and of course, Crossroads.
-
Episode 37 takes us to Poland in the 1940s for Andrzej Zulawskis first feature film. We follow our main character, Michal, through his own personal hell. After the movie, stick around to find out how Hughe and I end up trapped in a video store in the REAL hell.
-
Episode 36: "They'll get you in the end," is the tag line for this movie, and they're not kidding.
My asshole neighbor, Black Jeff, came over for the end of this episode. That's the last time that lying mother fucker comes to my house.
-
Episode 35 has us in West Texas. Facing off against the amish bowl-cut killer, Anton Chigurh. I don't think he's amish... just his bowl-cut. Anyway, you probably wouldn't notice this, but I might as well point out that for a little bit, I kept calling Sheriff Bell, Sheriff Wells. I was mixing up Bell and Carson Wells names. Didn't realize it until I was deep into the editing process. Whoops.
-
Episode 34 is a special one. It's a double feature of Creep 1 and 2 by Patrick Brice. Mark Duplass and Patrick Brice both wrote and star in the first movie. They're both fun bottleneck movies that have a short and sweet run time right around eighty minutes.
Viewer Discretion: There is an acoustic guitar break in the middle of the episode. I just wish I would have had the same heads up when I went to the movies to watch, "X". I'm still pissed off about that landslide cover that no one talks about.
-
Episode 33 has us taking a close, hard look at Stephen King's Cat's Eye. A 1985 anthology horror that follows around a kitty cat making it's way down town, walking fast and it's homebound. This kitty has a telepathic bond with Drew Barrymore... and she needs help!
https://www.youtube.com/@MaxwellKinghorror
-
Episode 32: Ladies and gentlemen. Boys and girls. Children of all ages. There can only be one Master of the Dungeon. Satan is putting his title on the line. Can Paul, Gwen and Cal make it through the seven challenges Mestema has in store for them. Find out tonight on the one and only, Midnight Movie Theatre show.
- Mostrar mais