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This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, the Friday Edition, Pete, Sids, and Chris serve up some fresh football takes, and nipple cream controversy as they unpack Sid’s London Marathon, chaotic VAR decisions, and the bizarre world of stadium announcer catchphrases.
Fresh from running 26.2 miles, Sids brings medal-in-hand reflections on the sheer madness and magic of the marathon, with touching shout-outs from fans, and revisiting the surprise phone call from John Terry during the recent live stream where he revealed his own nipple struggles mid-run.
The lads also reflect on their first-ever livestream watchalong (think Gogglebox meets CrouchFest) and dream up where it could go next — Boxpark half-time shows, anyone?
Elsewhere, they dive into Liverpool's dominant win, the TNT “False Two” launch, and Klopp's potential return. There's also talk about Cheavon Clarke’s recent trolling of Spurs in their own stadium, thunderous nicknames at Leeds, and the most iconic stadium shouts in the UK.
It’s football analysis, marathon madness, and complete nonsense… all in a day’s pod.
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00:00 – Sids on the London Marathon: “Best thing I’ve ever done.”
02:00 – Fans shout “Back Stronger!” during the run
03:10 – John Terry called us live on the livestream?!
05:00 – Watchalong madness and ideas
06:00 – The infamous “False Two” TNT moment
08:10 – Klopp’s Real Madrid rumours
10:00 – Michael Buffer’s million-pound catchphrase
13:00 – Lookalike ring card people (Sheeran, Beckham… WHAT?!)
14:00 – Arsenal anthem played at Spurs Stadium = SCENES
17:00 – Rescinded red cards
35:00 – Golf trip motivational speech request
39:00 – Hospital XI
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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads are knee-deep in Championship chaos as Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into the beautiful unpredictability of the Play-Offs.
They explore what makes this stage of the season the most thrilling—and brutal—event in English football. With firsthand stories from their own careers, including Crouchy’s brief stint at Norwich, to Sid’s heartbreak at Brighton, they discuss how the psychological rollercoaster of the Play-Offs impacts clubs, fans, and players alike.
From debating whether staying in the Championship is actually more fun than promotion, to reminiscing on iconic moments like Troy Deeney’s miracle goal and Bobby Zamora’s last-gasp winner, the episode blends nostalgia, insider insight, and hilarious tangents—including sandwich debates, shared lawn feuds, and the real meaning behind "gulf in class."
Whether you're a football purist or just in it for the playoff mayhem, this episode delivers everything you love about the pod—laughs, heart, and a serious nod to what football means beyond the pitch.
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00:00 – Acknowledging that Ashley Cole episode title…
02:00 – Golf hole-in-one idea and potential podcast-branded hole
04:20 – The Championship: best or most chaotic league in the world?
06:10 – Watford in the Premier League vs. Championship
11:22 – Mental health in football – Talk More Than Football campaign
17:00 – Steve Sidwell on his forced retirement
20:03 – Iconic Play-Off memories – Charlton vs. Sunderland
23:05 – Brighton’s brutal loss and the emotional impact of playoffs
25:06 – Bobby Zamora’s last-minute goal & legendary QPR moment
29:11 – “One game away from £120 million” – The insane business side
33:29 – Reading’s shock Premier League run with just £2.5M spent
40:07 – Will Burnley or Leeds survive the Premier League next season?
Football chat? Easy. Talking about how you actually feel? That’s where it gets tough. #TalkMoreThanFootball.
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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Pete, Chris, and Sids dive in with some pre-marathon chat, as Sids gears up for the London Marathon with a torn calf and a point to prove. The lads rally behind him and address what turned out to be a not-so-accurate slogan—‘Quid for Sids’ (actually a fiver).
They unpack this week’s outrageous Premier League predictions, the form of teams like Liverpool and Arsenal, and what’s going on at Chelsea and Spurs. Plus, wild tangents ensue—from Jamie Vardy memes, to middle-seat van etiquette, to a riotous reinvention of football jargon with concepts like ‘false one’ and ‘fraudulent five’.
It’s classic chaos, with hot takes on Harry Maguire up front, Rimmel London’s football insight (kind of), and just enough stats to keep it somewhat legit.
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00:00 – Introduction to the Friday Pod
01:08 – Sids reveals calf tear just weeks before the marathon
03:05 – Sids commits to running the marathon despite injury
05:14 – Crouch, Chris & Sids’ Premier League predictions
09:18 – Arsenal’s Champions League chances—real or hype?
11:14 – Faking Liverpool winning the title… sort of
13:12 – Championship drama and promotion praise
19:04 – Crouch on Harry Maguire: “Get him up front!”
24:10 – Ridiculous predictions for Liverpool v Spurs
31:12 – Neutral stand? Games gone.
48:10 – “Fraudulent One” and the rise of fake football positions
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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, something totally unexpected happens—Ashley Cole drops in for an impromptu visit while out in Portugal with Crouchy, catching the lads completely off guard!
With Chris still away and sunning himself on a well-earned holiday, and Sids dialing in from the Chumbawum-bar, this one turns into an unplanned but surprisingly insightful deep dive.
Ashley shares his behind-the-scenes coaching insight from his time with England's U21s, analysing the most exciting young players in English football right now—including Myles Lewis-Skelly, Ethan Nwaneri, and Morgan Gibbs-White—explaining what separates arrogance from confidence in the next generation.
The group also debates whether the Championship-to-Prem gap is now impossible to cross, and whether the so-called ‘mid-table’ teams are actually leveling up faster than you think…
Oh, and it wouldn’t be a classic Pod without a bit of chaos: limbs chat, golf games, and an eBay XI that nobody asked for featuring David “Buy Now” and Erik Ten Haggle.
As ever, absolutely no structure, but loads of laughs.
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00:00 – Intro
00:01:22 – Ashley Cole casually walks past?
00:03:02 – Ashley about standout U21 player
00:04:12 – Ashley on Myles Lewis-Skelly's maturity
00:05:27 – Man City’s interest in Morgan Gibbs-White: Is he ready?
00:09:07 – Ashley on Max Dowman and how early hype = pressure
00:11:10 – Lewis-Skelly’s confidence vs arrogance debate—Ashley reacts to the Haaland celebration
00:13:30 – Is the Championship-to-Premier League gap too big now?
00:15:25 – Can Nottingham Forest sustain their rise?
00:17:17 – Ashley’s potential future as a manager
00:26:31 – Fan celebrations and “limbs”
00:30:34 – Crouchy’s dad literally fell into a pit!
00:32:00 – Andy Carroll: playing for love, not money
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On this week’s That Peter Crouch Podcast, Sids continues to hold down the chumbawum-bar as Chris enjoys his well-earned holiday, and Crouchy joins live from Portugal, diving deep into the wildest twists from this week’s football action: shocking Chelsea slip-ups, outrageous comebacks, and top-six goalkeeper debates.
They go in hard on the Real Madrid vs Arsenal second leg (is a 3–0 lead ever really safe?), and things get juicy as they discuss behind-the-scenes bonus culture, Premier League moles, and who’s REALLY leaking stories at Spurs.
Plus, is Mo Salah Liverpool’s greatest ever player? The debate rages on. Add to that the ultimate parent sports day drama, Portuguese Easter egg hunts, and some serious match predictions for the weekend. Get involved.
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00:00 – The boys kick off
00:54 – Hands-free mic??
02:27 – Weekend results chaos: “Chelsea let us all down”
06:43 – Arsenal’s 3–0 lead: “The Bernabéu is different”
08:27 – Real Madrid prediction shocker: 2-1 comeback?
09:17 – Goalkeeper debate: Pickford vs. Onana
13:34 – Bonus culture in football: “Even if you didn’t play, you might get paid”
14:12 – The mole at Spurs: Is someone leaking to the press?
18:56 – Mo Salah debate: Greatest ever Liverpool player?
23:06 – Newcastle vs Villa preview: “This game is absolutely huge”
33:35 – “Justice done on parched!”: Arsenal’s set-piece coach antics
48:09 – Parents racing at Sports Day: Crouchy’s take on secret rivalries
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This week on That Peter Crouch Podcast, the boys get deep into the topic of loyalty—and all the chaos that comes with it in football. The lads unpack the messiest transfers, the fan backlash, the manager betrayals, and the true legends who stayed loyal to one badge their whole careers.
From personal stories about Crouchy's days at Southampton and Portsmouth, to Sids’ move from Reading to Chelsea, the lads lay it all out: when loyalty means staying, when it means going, and when the fans don’t forgive. Plus, they shout out the proper one-club legends like Maldini, Totti, and Giggs—was their loyalty heroic or career-limiting?
You’ll also get outrageous stories about coins passed through the human body, bacon sandwiches thrown in anger, football kits as walking billboards, and a surprise battle of the lawns in suburban Lancashire…
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00:00:00 - Introduction
00:05:16 – Loyalty in football.
00:10:23 – Sids gets booed
00:13:15 – Crouchy being one of the”Redknapp’s Babes”
00:17:00 – The Sol Campbell move that shook football.
00:18:00 – Andy Cole’s shocking transfer to Manchester United.
00:23:03 – Discussion on one-club legends: Maldini, Giggs, Totti.
00:25:11 – Crouchy reflects on modern players and staying loyal.
00:28:12 – Fans’ loyalty vs. clubs’ decisions and price hikes.
00:32:11 – Newcastle's Carabao Cup celebrations show true fan passion.
00:47:13 – Throwback to old-school football gear and nostalgia.
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On this week’s Friday episode, The notorious Steve Sidwell holds down the fort, filling in for Crouchy and the absent Chris Stark on their holidays. Despite almost completely losing control — the lads still find their groove…
Crouchy dials in from Qatar with tales of belly-flop surfing, and the boys break down the weird energy of the Manchester derby, Premier League power shifts, and if De Bruyne makes an all-time Premier League XI.
There’s a proper fan-boy moment from producer Jamie over one of the most outrageous free kicks of the season, before moving into the lengths a club could take to allow a player to retire at the club shirt you started at.
And of course, it wouldn't be Friday without a spicy Dogfight League update, and a Ski XI full of powder puns and alpine banter. Plus, the eternal question: who’s sitting in the middle van seat this time… and why?
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00:00 – Crouch forgets to press record!
00:03:00 – Technical issues spark SD card/“siddy card” banter.
00:05:00 – Man City vs Man United derby chat — “Just not the same anymore.”
00:07:00 – Crouchy applauds the opponent by accident while on the bench.
00:11:00 – That outrageous free kick — “Postage stamp!”
00:18:07 – “Onana might be United’s worst keeper…” — reaction to viral quote.
00:30:00 – One-day contracts to retire at your first club? Crouchy’s brutal take.
00:36:00 – The Vanorama Middle Seat Debate.
00:40:00 – The PodSki XI — the return of Lucas PodSki.
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In this nostalgia-packed episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, the lads welcome
Premier League icon Peter Schmeichel, and the result is nothing short of legendary.
Widely considered one of the greatest goalkeepers of all time, Peter Schmeichel shares extraordinary stories from his journey, growing up in Denmark, sneaking in football behind his pianist father's back, and the shocking spy story of his dad defecting from Poland during the Cold War.
From bringing handball instincts into the Premier League to transforming goalkeeping
with his iconic throws and psychological tactics, Schmeichel gives fans unmatched
behind-the-scenes insight into Man United’s dominance, Sir Alex Ferguson’s trust in the
Class of ’92, and the unbelievable run that led to the famous 1999 treble.
He even talks about his love-hate relationship with baked beans, his time on Strictly
Come Dancing, and how he may have nearly joined Liverpool on a night out with Ian Rush!
This one is for the diehard football romantics. Bacon sandwiches at the ready—this is the
Schmeichel episode you didn’t know you needed.
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00:04:06 – Schmeichel on Denmark and his connection to England.
00:12:33 – Schmeichel’s Cold War double agent story.
00:24:22 – The influence of handball on his goalkeeping style.
00:29:06 – Sir Alex showing up in Denmark with a promise.
00:34:12 – What it meant to win the first-ever Premier League title.
00:41:13 – Dwight Yorke’s underrated role and dressing room magic.
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On this episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into absolute chaos. The speech-breaker game provides hilarious slurred impressions, before the lads dive in to some serious football analysis, with their unfiltered thoughts on everything from Forest's FA Cup charge to the latest Man United woes.
Crouchy relives the Anfield Legends Game, and Sids goes deep with heartfelt news about his marathon fundraiser for two causes very close to his heart.
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There’s talk of semis at Wembley (yes, those ‘semis’ too), Haaland’s injury fallout, and the never-ending United vs City saga.
And yes, there’s even a debate about what football scoreline prediction counts as missionary, and which counts as ‘the wheelbarrow’.
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00:00:00 – Speech Breaker chaos—lads lose it laughing
00:05:34 – Premier League predictions
00:10:27 – Manchester Derby preview: Haaland’s injury fallout
00:28:14 – Sidwell speaks on his Marathon
00:37:15 – Balotelli, Vinnie & Bowyer Vanarama
00:39:23 – Erik Ten Haagen-Dazs
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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, we’re coming to you straight from the Liverpool team hotel on the morning of the Liverpool Legends Match at Anfield.
Crouchy is joined by an all-star lineup of former Reds, including Steven Gerrard, John Barnes, Djibril Cissé, Yossi Benayoun, Ryan Babel, and Jay Spearing, for an exclusive behind-the-scenes chat about what it really means to pull on the famous red shirt.
The lads reminisce about unforgettable Champions League nights, legendary team talks, and share hilarious behind-the-scenes stories.
From Gerrard’s best Liverpool memories to Cissé’s injury recovery, and Barnes on the evolution of the modern game, this episode is packed with iconic moments.
Let us know in the comments – who’s the greatest Liverpool legend of all time?
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00:00 – Intro
00:35 – Pre-match nerves
02:34 – Can Jay Spearing play for LFC now?
04:50 – Young player’s poor communication
08:36 – Babel’s favourite LFC memory
10:10 – From Madrid to Warrington
13:31 – Dirk Kuyt & the go-kart incident
15:45 – Working with Arne Slot
19:54 – The Liverpool connection
23:10 – Benayoun’s only podcast!
25:41 – Yossi’s time in England
28:45 – Best in the dressing room
31:10 – Cisse arrives
33:27 – Signing for LFC
35:11 – Cisse’s injury recovery
38:14 – Dalglish’s team talks
39:39 – Barnes & Pete catch-up
42:09 – From Watford to Merseyside
44:45 – “It’s a Liverpool thing”
47:20 – Pete’s night out with Barnes
47:53 – Steven Gerrard on the pod!
49:03 – the Liverpool Foundation
50:42 – Elite player mentality
52:08 – Gerrard’s favourite LFC memories
54:24 – Setting standards
55:58 – Great to be back (stronger)
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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Chris Stark opens up about his deeply personal and challenging experience—his recent battle with testicular cancer.
In an honest and emotional conversation, Chris shares how he discovered the diagnosis, the whirlwind of emotions that followed, and the treatment process, including surgery and chemotherapy.
The lads discuss the importance of early detection, the impact of health scares on mental resilience, and the role of humour in dealing with life’s toughest moments.
This episode is about more than just Chris’s journey; it’s a conversation about awareness, support, and the importance of looking out for yourself and those around you. A serious subject, tackled with the openness and camaraderie that defines this podcast.
If you are affected by any of the topics discussed in this weeks episode, and for more information on testicular cancer, symptoms, and support, please visit the NHS website: https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/testicular-cancer
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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into
the wild world of football’s finest personalities. From legendary road rage contenders to unexpected
musical performances, the boys leave no stone unturned.
Crouchy reminisces about the highs and lows of Cheltenham, while the gang debates who you’d
least want to encounter in a van showdown. Plus, there’s a surprise musical guest delivering a
Vanarama anthem for the ages…
Expect laughs, shocking confessions, and enough football banter to keep you going all week. And
remember, if you’ve got stories to share, the comments section is wide open!
00:00 - Quick catch-up with Crouchy, Chris, and Sids
10:00 - Peter’s latest antics on social media
16:00 - Vanarama: Who’s driving?
24:00 - Recording the Vanarama anthem
33:00 - Special guest appearance and the anthem debut
40:00 - Crouchy prepares for a return to the pitch
47:00 - Can Crouchy survive in the doghouse?
52:00 - The lads’ funniest fan-submitted stories
58:00 - Wrap-up and teaser for next week’s chaos
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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into the wildest
marathon stories—both on and off the pitch. Sids reveals the highs and lows of training for the
London Marathon, while Pete shares an unexpected encounter from his own race experience. The
lads also react to an incredible story from a listener who ran 95 marathons in 61 days (yes, really!).
The conversation takes a turn as they discuss luck vs. talent in football—does being in the right
place at the right time matter more than skill? Crouchy reflects on the moments that made (and
nearly broke) his career, while Sids shares his experience at Arsenal, where he might have been at
the right club at the wrong time.
Elsewhere, they tackle live TV chaos (including Joe Hart’s accidental on-air blunder), Chris’s roast
dinner that led to an impromptu session on the pints, and the latest pod invention—an actual That
Peter Crouch Podcast board game! The concept? Stay out of the doghouse and survive the ultimate
pub crawl. Would you play it?
Let us know in the comments—what’s the luckiest moment in your career? Would you take on the
95-marathon challenge? And most importantly… should Sids actually run the marathon dressed as a
pudding?!
Don't forget to subscribe, drop us a review, and stay tuned for more podcast chaos next week!
00:00:00 – Marathon Training Updates
00:09:50 – He ran Across Australia Listening to the Pod
00:22:00 – How Luck Shapes a Footballer’s Career
00:31:30 – Crouchy’s QPR Breakthrough
00:42:15 – A Cutthroat World: Football Academies
00:55:30 – “Doghouse" - The Board Game
01:02:02 – Closing Thoughts & Fan Messages
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Peter
Arsenal 2 - 0 Chelsea
Everton 1 - 0 West Ham
Southampton 1 - 3 Wolves
Chris
Arsenal 2 - 1 Chelsea
Everton 2 - 1 West Ham
Southampton 1 - 2 Wolves
Sids
Arsenal 2 - 2 Chelsea
Everton 1 - 1 West Ham
Southampton 0 - 0 WolvesPeter
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive into one of the biggest football debates of the week, has Arteta completely lost the plot? After his dramatic press conference walkout, the lads break down the pressures of managing a Premier League club and the mind games involved.
Elsewhere, they discuss the madness of Gazza, Stack, and Ruddock, legendary players who defined chaos on and off the pitch.But that’s not all, Salah’s future at Liverpool is under the microscope, with rumours of an unbelievable exit plan.
Meanwhile, Cheltenham fever is in full swing, and the boys discuss the wildest betting stories, the unexpected connection between Cheltenham and Benidorm, and whether Saint Patrick’s Day celebrations get too out of hand for footballers.
Got a Cheltenham tip or a story about a footballer meltdown? Drop it in the comments!
00:00 | Intro
08:45 | Arteta Walks Out!
16:20 | Salah’s Leaving Liverpool?!
22:40 | The Forgotten Football Rule
31:50 | Last Night’s Football Drama Analyzed
43:15 | Gazza, Stack & Ruddock Madness
47:25 | The Link Between Cheltenham & Benidorm
56:00 | Closing Thoughts & Next Episode Tease
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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive
into one of football’s biggest challenges… longevity.
What does it take to keep playing at the highest level for years? Is it down to fitness,
mentality, or just plain luck? The lads break down the secrets behind long careers,
from training regimens to dressing room power struggles.
They also reveal the telltale
signs that a player’s time is up, plus the legends who somehow defied the clock.
And of course, there are plenty of ridiculous stories along the way. If you think footballers have it easy, this one might change your mind.
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[00:00:00] – What does longevity mean?
[00:05:30] – The biggest factor for a long career
[00:10:15] – The players who defied time
[00:20:20] – The modern approach to longevity
[00:25:50] – How football veterans stay motivated
[00:30:00] – Dressing room dynamics
[00:35:45] – Knowing when it’s time to retire
[00:40:10] – Is longevity harder now?
[00:47:00] – The key to a long football career
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Pete - 47
Sids - 46
Chris - 42
Final Scores from the weekend
Man Utd 1-1 Fulham
Bournemouth 1-1 Wolves
Newcastle 1-2 Brighton
Predictions (at 90 mins)
Pete
Man Utd 1-3 Fulham (0pts)
Bournemouth 1-1 Wolves (3pts)
Newcastle 3-2 Brighton (0pts)
Chris
Man Utd 1- 2 Fulham (0pts)
Bournemouth 2-1 Wolves (0pts)
Newcastle 2-0 Brighton (0pts)
Sids
Man Utd 0-2 Fulham (0pts)
Bournemouth 3-1 Wolves (0pts)
Newcastle 2-3 Brighton (0pts)
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive deep into the
madness that is Vanarama, the game that’s taken over football! The lads discuss the hilarious chaos
it’s brought to the pod and even pitch getting a major pop star to record the theme song.
Elsewhere, the boys break down the biggest FA Cup shocks, discuss Wayne Rooney’s savage take
on Manchester United, and question whether Arsenal’s attack is strong enough to win the league.
Plus, Pete shares the story of a tackle so bad he had to apologise to Fabregas after the game!
And of course, it wouldn’t be That Peter Crouch Podcast without some top-tier Doghouse stories,
including a pre-written poem for a girlfriend who’s about to find out her fella has definitely messed
up.
Oh, and if you’ve ever wondered what a game of Vanarama with animals would look like… well,
let’s just say you’re in for a treat.
Let us know in the comments—who’s got the worst football fine story? 👀
00:00 - Welcome to That Peter Crouch Podcast
00:01 - Vanarama Game Takes Over Football!
00:07 - FA Cup Predictions
00:18 - Peter Crouch’s Shocking Tackle
00:26 - The Key to Forest’s Success
00:32 - The Ultimate Doghouse Dilemma
00:36 - Playing Vanarama with Animals?!
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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sids dive headfirst into
the world of football rivalries—from the biggest derby days to the strangest grudges you never
knew existed.
The lads relive their personal experiences of playing in heated matches, including the
madness of Brighton vs. Palace, the infamous Stoke vs. Arsenal clash, and the sheer hatred of Villa
vs. Birmingham.
But rivalries aren’t just for the pitch—managers, pundits, and even mascots get involved too.
Sidwell shares his nightmare journey through hostile Palace fans, while Pete breaks down why
some players never let things go (yes, Roy Keane, we’re looking at you).
Plus, we dive into the weirdest football club owners and uncover the hidden rivalries in football punditry.
Let us know in the comments—who is your biggest footballing rival? And if you're currently locked
in a personal or workplace rivalry, we want to hear about it!
00:00 – Intro
04:30 – Second Clubs
07:30 – Dressing Room Drama
18:00 – Getting Personal
27:10 – The angriest tackles in football
30:45 – Dion Dublin
39:20 – Off the Pitch
50:15 – Club Owners
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Current standings:
Pete - 44
Sids - 46
Chris - 42
Scores from weekend:
Man City 0-2 Liverpool
Aston Villa 2-1 Chelsea
Newcastle 4-3 Forest
Petes Predictions
Man City 1-2 Liverpool (1pts)
Aston Villa 3-1 Chelsea (1pts)
Newcastle 2-1 Forest (1pts)
Sids Predictions
Mancity 1-3 Liverpool (1pts)
Aston Villa 2-0 Chelsea (1pts)
Newcastle 1-0 Forest (1pts)
Chris Predictions
Man City 2-1 Liverpool (0pts)
Aston Villa 2-1 Chelsea (3pts)
Newcastle 1-1 Forest (0pts)
On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sid’s go head-to-head with their FA Cup predictions—who’s getting knocked out, and who’s pulling off the biggest upset?
The lads also introduce the world to the Vanaramagame, the latest football-themed debate that’s taking over group chats everywhere. Plus, Liverpool’s dominance, Man City’s struggles, and why the forgotten backpass rule never gets punished.
Finally, a few legendary listener stories and the biggest talking points from the weekend’s matches. Don’t forget to subscribe and drop your FA Cup predictions in the comments!
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On this week’s episode of That Peter Crouch Podcast, Crouchy, Chris, and Sid delve into one of the most compelling themes in football—Redemption. Whether it’s a player bouncing back from a career-threatening injury, a manager proving the doubters wrong, or a team rising from the ashes, the lads explore what it truly means to have a comeback story. From Peter Crouch’s own redemption after a red card against Real Madrid to Stuart Pearce’s iconic penalty redemption for England, the episode is packed with gripping tales of resilience. The boys also take a deep dive into legendary redemption arcs like Ronaldo R9’s triumphant return to win the 2002 World Cup and David Beckham’s transformation from national villain to England’s hero. Plus, they discuss Marcus Rashford’s current struggles, Gareth Southgate’s managerial journey, and the most shocking comebacks in football history.
But it wouldn’t be That Peter Crouch Podcast without a bit of chaos—expect tales of marathon training, pub crawls, and, of course, an outrageous listener email about a reverse cowgirl toilet disaster. Buckle up for a wild ride through football’s greatest redemption arcs and let us know in the comments—what’s your biggest football redemption story?
00:00:00 – Crouchy, Sid, and Chris kick things off (Marathon training & pub crawl idea)
00:03:02 – Introducing the theme of Redemption: What does it really mean?
00:05:18 – Crouchy’s own redemption story—Red card in Madrid to hero at Stoke
00:08:10 – How players deal with failure and bounce back stronger
00:12:23 – Harry Redknapp’s brilliant man-management after Crouchy’s mistake
00:15:05 – Sidwell’s nightmare: Back-to-back red cards and a season ruined
00:22:51 – Ronaldo R9’s incredible return from near career-ending injury
00:31:07 – David Beckham’s redemption arc—From villain to national hero
00:34:59 – Managers who’ve had redemption arcs—Postecoglou & Southgate
00:37:06 – What would true redemption for Gareth Southgate look like?
00:40:01 – The chaotic listener email about a toilet disaster
00:45:18 – The weekly Crouchy quote & final thoughts on Redemption
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