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  • A new prescription! This one is guaranteed to have you feeling better in no time.

    If you love wholesome science fiction (AKA this very show!) you’ll love Travelling Light from the brains and heart behind Monstrous Agonies.

    To find out more, follow the creators on twitter, tumblr and bluesky and find transcripts and more on their website!

    Transcript for this prescription available here!

  • Happy New Year, lovely listeners, and welcome back to Prescribed Listening! Why not improve your year by listening to InCo? To find out more, check out the InCo website, and follow the creator on twitter, tumblr and bluesky!

    Transcripts are available here!

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  • Welcome back to Prescribed Listening where we, the Vesta team, advise you on great audio drama listens for aches +/- pains. If you love completed stories, you should definitely check out The End, a newsletter bringing you the best shows with endings to boot.

    Find them here and be sure to subscribe so as not to miss an issue!

  • Back for your repeat prescription? This one should last you until October!

    Chain of Being is a mythic Sci-fi audio drama set in a world of hyper advanced technologies and ancient magics. The team have been kind enough to share S1E14 ‘The Warlord’ with us. Transcript and original show notes available here!

    Content warnings: Gunfire, Reference to Gore, Christianity.

    Find out more about the show here!Support the crowd funder here!Follow them on Twitter and Tumblr @chainofbeing for updates!

    Transcript available here.

  • Hello and welcome to Prescribed Listening where we, the Vesta team, advise you on great audio drama to cure all ails. We don’t want you to miss us too much while we work on season 2 and thought sharing other shows would help you find other great stuff to listen to!

    To kick us off, we’d like to share some thoughts and the first episode of a firm favourite: Moonbase Theta, Out.

    Find out more about the show (and keep watching the Moon!) on their website.

    You can also find the Moonbase Theta, Out team on Tumblr, Twitter and Facebook: @monkeymanproductions. Be sure to follow them to find out what happens after the Moon!

    Transcripts are available here!

  • The Professor wants to tick something off their bucket list.

    ** Listener submissions are now open for Season 2 of The Vesta Clinic! Submit your ideas at: https://www.thevestaclinic.com/submissions **

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    (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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    Content Warnings: misuse of medication by healthcare professionals, dangerous drug use, injections, references risk of death, proposed deceit, medically concerning weight loss, a character’s weight is stated, non-injurious falls

  • A new arrival at The Vesta Clinic allows Sec to cause some mischief.

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    (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra and AMC as Faye Underwood. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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    Content Warnings: gentle workplace bullying, concern regarding misgendering (of an inanimate object)

  • Headphones advised: these bloopers contain swearing!

    The people involved in making The Vesta Clinic are all "experienced professionals"… well, you’ll hear.

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    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features Kamen Cooley-Greene, AMC, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops.

    Transcripts are available here!

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

    Content Warnings: No major content warnings

  • It’s a slow day at The Vesta Clinic.

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    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and the Gladiators: Neptune Announcer and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra. Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

    Transcripts are available here!

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! Patrons get early access to all bonus content, behind the scenes updates and access to 15 patreon-exclusive bonus stories following the events of season 1.

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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    Content Warnings: No major content warnings

  • Please enjoy the second part of our end of season Q&A! Featuring AMC, Kamen Cooley-Greene, Ruby Campbell and Christopher Stoops. Be sure to follow @vestaclinicpod on Tumblr, Twitter and Instagram to keep up with our bonus releases! Patreon supporters get early access to all our inter-season fun, as well as the bonus stories which accompanied every episode in season 1!

    See you soon <3

  • Thank you for listening to the first part of our Q&A, featuring AMC (creator and voice of Dr Underwood), Kamen Cooley-Greene (voice of Dr Solari), Christopher Stoops (voice of The Professor), and Ruby Campbell (voice of Dr Adra and composer).

    We had so much fun answering your questions (hence the giggling) that there’s a whole other part on its way soon! If you can’t wait, the whole thing is available on our Patreon now!

    If you love the show, don't forget to leave a review and share it with people you love!!

    Stay tuned at the end for a teaser for Among the Stacks. Find them here!

    A huge thanks to everyone who submitted Qs, we really appreciate your enthusiasm for the show <3

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  • Date: 647/2/2732

    Patient: NOSL11

    Patient ID: 77347785

    Presenting Complaint: Pregnancy Check-up

    A familiar face brings some brand new problems.

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    (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

    Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Green.

    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode and all previous episodes is available at: https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

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    Content Warnings: Referenced death of a character; medical issues in a foetus; exam failure

  • Date: 645/2/2732

    Patient: Qiif, Qiquk

    Patient ID: 48596172

    Presenting complaint: Loss of smell

    Dr Underwood finds joy in her work.

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    (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai SolariMusic by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

    Credits read by Christopher Stoops

    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Recognised Complications’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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    Content Warnings: Deceit; Prescription error; Corporate colonialism

  • Date: 638/2/2732Patient: Rana [spiky cloud, teeth]. NeritopodPatient ID: 27466591Presenting Complaint: Egg check and vaccinations

    It’s completely biologically appropriate. Still weird, though.

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    (Stay safe! Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings for this episode!)

    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

    Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.

    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Did You Pack Your Shell Or Did Somebody Pack It For You?l’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

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    Content Warnings: Abortion equivalent in a non-human species; embryonic death in a non-human species; adoption; infidelity; difficult parent-child relationships

  • Patient: Aurelle Cherith, Thyreophoran

    Date: 635/2/2732

    Patient ID: 10003478

    Presenting Complaint: Scale Colour

    Dr Underwood sees red.

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    (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

    Credits read by Christopher Stoops.

    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Scale Scrubl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

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    Content Warnings: Reference to body image issues, cosmetic procedures, social media related pressures, emotional distress, reference to potential safeguarding issues, deception

  • Date: 629/2/2732

    Patient: Orik Orikosint, Calibuman

    Patient ID: 11948526

    Please attach to Lab Notes γτ97-W4-OOC-19

    Presenting Complaint: Nil - Attended as part of routine research follow-up

    You’re more than a point in our dataset. Unfortunately for you.

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    (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Christopher Stoops as The Professor.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

    Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.

    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Martian Brand Cereal’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

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    Content Warnings: Referenced past death of a character

  • Date: 621/2/2732

    Patient: Captain Adrastos Endora, Adrilaen

    Patient ID: 0000000X.

    Presenting Complaint: Bionic Update

    No matter how tired you are, it’s never a good idea to straight up hack a patient’s limb off.

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    (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

    Credits read by Christopher Stoops.

    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Brave Girl’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

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    Content Warnings: reference to past traumatic injury, needle phobia, military references, references to amputation

  • Date: 615/1/2732

    Patient: Unknown. Whippomorpha Galactica

    Patient ID: Awaited

    Presenting Complaint: Cardiogenic Shock

    Scan. Wire. Trial Detach. Where is Dr Adra when you need her?

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    (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

    Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene. Thank you messages by AMC.

    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Olive Branch’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

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    Content warnings: Life or death medical scenarios, high risk behaviour

  • Date: 604/1/2732

    Patient: Novel Organic Sentient Lifeform Eleven.

    Patient ID: 77347785

    Presenting Complaint: Nausea and vomiting

    If you’ve never seen a patient like zir before, it might be because there’s never been a patient like zir before.

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    (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

    Credits read by Christopher Stoops.

    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Ginger’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

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    Content Warnings: Experimentation on a sentient being (presumed without consent); Surgical scars; Contraception; Anxiety with panic attack symptoms; Pregnancy; Vomiting mention (no sound effects)

  • Date: 592/1/2732 Patient: Sung Fang, human Patient: ID 34565432Presenting Complaint: Seizure Activity

    Hello, welcome to The Vesta Cl- have we met before?__________________________________________________________

    (Please see the end of the episode description for content warnings!)

    The Vesta Clinic was created by AMC. This episode features AMC as Faye Underwood, Kamen Cooley-Greene as Dakarai Solari, Christopher Stoops as The Professor and Ruby Campbell as Xaelest Adra.Music by AMC and Ruby Campbell.

    Credits read by Kamen Cooley-Greene.

    Transcripts are available at https://www.thevestaclinic.com/episodes

    Please consider supporting us on Patreon! The bonus story for this episode is called ‘Timeless’ and is available at https://www.patreon.com/vestaclinicpod

    You can also find us on social media on twitter, tumblr and instagram at @vestaclinicpod!

    This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-ShareAlike 4.0 International License.

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    Content Warnings: Referenced character loss (presumed death)