Which one of you hotdogs wants a mustache ride, huh? Is it you? How about you? Oh, I see. I see what it is. It's YOU. Of course it would be you and not the others.
Only you could ride the wild stallion of critical discourse that is the Xtinction Agenda. Only you could buck your hips and wave your raised arm high enough, holding on to hear us talking comics and movies of various stripes.
You have chosen a hard but worthy path. We welcome you.
Time to get your medicine. Weekly.