Episódios
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We're going all in talking about the recent escapades of Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips. We go deep into who did it better, how integral fluffing is, and add a little bit of psychoanalysis to make Freud proud.
We're bound to do another gift card giveaway, but you have to join the 2DT Patreon to have a chance!
Take These Links and Go Fluff Yourself:
Bonnie Blue Claims World Record
Lily Phillips Reflects in Documentary
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How many men should be next? All answers welcome: [email protected]
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Welcome to Jeopardy! Tom quizzes Doug on a whole host of the things we've discussed on the cast so far. And let's just say, we've covered a lot of (sometimes very weird) ground. Let us know what you want to see in the next 50 episodes! Go Dad Go!
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Quality Links for You Found Here:
Why Chick-Fil-A Employees Always Say 'My Pleasure'
SNL - Celebrity Jeopardy
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Let us know what you want to hear about on the next 50: [email protected]
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We're starting 2025 with a healthy dose of "WTH is wrong with people?" Let's talk about Gisèle Pelicot and the most disturbing marriage you've never heard of. It's the banality of evil, 2025. Happy (frickin') New Year!
Make joining the 2DT Patreon your New Year's resolution!
The Links Are Back, Baby!
Missing Congresswoman ...
...and the funny video about it from X
Gisèle Pelicot Historic Trial
New year should bring some new merch!
Our website would make a lovely homepage for your computer. Just sayin'.
We'll give you one more chance to send Christmas puns to us at [email protected]!
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We've had a couple of controversial debates, but never anything quite like this. Is Die Hard a Christmas movie? Also, why your kids should NOT watch Gremlins, dirty Santa jokes, and Doug's internet makes the naughty list. We're taking a short vacation after this week, we'll see everyone in 2025. Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.
Drummers and Pipers are drumming and piping about the 2DT Patreon!
Lords are a-leaping and ladies are dancing over our links...
Maids are Milking Die Hard and Other Movies for Christmas spirit
Walken's Speech is so beautiful it helps swans swim and geese a-lay
Fiiiiiiive golden riiiiings....and our merch!
Four calling birds our website!
Send us three French hens, two turtledoves, and a partridge in a pear tree to us at [email protected]!
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Steal your children's money and gamble it away, launder most of your income and hide it from the IRS, open a front Pizza shop that's too good to lay low, and fund interpretive art to spy on your enemies and undermine the Soviet zeitgeist. Merry Christmas everyone. *This episode is not sponsored by DraftKings.
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Laundry List of Links:
DraftKings Sued
Mikki Maze
JRE #1527 - David Blaine
One of Many Good Mob Pizza Stories
One thing you can bet on is our merch!
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There's a crazy (brilliant) (useless) (progressive) law being passed in Narnia...we mean Middle Earth...Neverland?...Australia! That's right, we're going back to the made-up land down under to talk about their recent plan to ban social media for kids under 16. And because we're not entirely sure Australia really exists (see episode 43 for more on that), we'll stumble down a rabbit hole or two and throw in our usual quota of Dad jokes.
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What a Selection of Links (funniest at the bottom):
The Proposed Ban's Inspiration
Oscar Has Opinions (WSW Article)
More Normal Take on BBC
Quick, Good Explainer for Spice
CNN Article on Pornhub Issue (Safe for Work, Don't Worry)
Key and Peele Tom Used to Shush Doug
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How far should protecting your children go? Luckily for you, we disagree slightly! #HunterBiden #Tuition #BookBanning
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Will logged in during our livestream and thinks you should visit our links:
President Biden Pardons Hunter
Book Banning - NY Post
Book Banning - Farthest Right/Left Opinion We Could Find
Native Son Book Info
College Tuition Growth
Will (probably) thinks our website is awesome.
Will (definitely) thinks our merch is awesome.
Will thinks you should send us an email. Note, Will is not the Hypno Toad....he is WAY more influential: [email protected]
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What are you thankful for? Seriously. While a couple of turkeys like us get a little cheesy this time, it's important to focus on the meat and potatoes in your life. And it's okay to ham it up a little, too. Happy Thanksgiving all you wonderful people!
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Your Link, My Liege:
Thanksgiving Facts (Some of these are dark!)
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Probably.
Also, FOLLOW US ON FACEBOOK for the love of whatever you find holy - we need only 10 more followers to livestream from our real page...because Facebook be like that.
Beardy and his Australian brethren may be fake, but our reward is authentic: one last call to find them and you get one month free to the 2DT Patreon!
Find the Missing Links:
Open Your Mind....
(Don't) Open Your Marriage...
You Too Will Divide By Zero
Brian Bishop Too, I Guess
Our website is probably okay.
Our merch is authentically authentic.
Our email is slightly less authentic but still legit: [email protected]
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Super Update Time! Cliff Notes:
1. Suicide pod makers won't tolerate failure.
2. A micropenis is a real thing and not just an insult.
3. You know that haunting feeling that you just wish would be against your mortgage provider instead? Tom does!
4. We Are Groot.
Final call for Beardy and the Unbeardys from mythical Australia.
The reward is still only one month free to the 2DT Patreon - come on, we're not that desperate yet.
Back in our day, we had to walk uphill both ways for links:
Sarco Pods #1 - Shady
Sarco Pods #2 - Shadier
Sarco Pods #3 - Most Shadierest
Imane Khelif and IOC Implications
A Beautiful Mind (Tom can be Mr. Crowe's Understudy now!)
Our website is the best. Seriously.
Our merch is also the best. Also seriously.
Our email is third-best. For realsies: [email protected]
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Between jobs, moving, and our beautiful children who (luckily) take after our wives, we have been crazy busy recently. To make up for our tardiness, here is one of our recent Patreon entries...our first joint ODDD where we are really hoping Frank is okay: Texas Chili Contest.
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Oh Merchy you so fine, you so fine you blow my mind!
Beardy, there is still time for you to do the right thing: [email protected]!
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We are looking for the one we call "Beardy," who uttered the whimsical title to this week's episode. When Tom is in Las Vegas, he is great at making friends, not so great and remembering names, and ends his time with mischief managed. Here comes conspiracy theories, Bluey, Las Vegas, and a dash of parenting, and an APB for Beardy and the Blokes!
Wanted: Beardy and/or his blokes.
Reward: One month free to the 2DT Patreon, and more importantly, our eternal gratitude.
She'll be apples with these links:
Dave the Dingo - Learn Dingo Lingo
Decoding Dingo: Understanding Australian Slang
Dad Baby - Full Episode - Bluey
Takeaway Episode Preview - Bluey
Cricket Episode Preview - Bluey
The Answer to Life, the Universe, Everything
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You're Merching me crazay!
Beardy, you can also turn yourself in here: [email protected]!
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Tonight, we present to you our (podcasting) mid-life crisis, where we provide a multi-course meal of "daddy issues!" On the menu this evening: vulnerability, lost and adrift in the parenting sea, nature vs. nurture, the most basic responsibility to our kids as a dad, and finally, is being good enough....good...enough?
Any one of these fine dishes goes great with a glass of 2DT Patreon! Highly recommend!
(Sausage) Links:
Flawless Real Talk - Let Go
Rap Battle - Beanz and Flawless Real Talk
Dudes and Dads Podcast
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All 'bout that Merch!
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Welcome, all you sassy frasses! On this episode we welcome our Week 11 Patreon member Charles, who like a modern Virgil guides us through our own little dad inferno. Here's a hint: what do Caitlin Clark, Linkin Park, and lying to your kids all have in common? Answer: Probably nothing, other than Charles is expert-level on all of them.
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LINKin Parks:
The Emptiness Machine - Linkin Park
Mike Shinoda Dismisses Linkin Park Criticism
Caitlin Clark MVP Voting
Dunkin Closed Scandal - If you watch nothing else, watch this!
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All 'bout that Merch!
Our brains are still sucking from last week. Give us topics! [email protected]!
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Do you think you should be able to name your kids anything? Like, ANYTHING? We respectively give our very non-legal-advice opinions on the matter, and somehow eventually find our way to single guy hacks, fish tank follies, and realizing that those Chinese zoos are always up to something. Also, send us a shoutout for a Dad out there who deserves a little acknowledgment!
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Links and Stuff:
Loki Skywalker Passport Problems
Cinnamon in Your Earholes
Blindspot (TV Series)
Chuck (TV Series)
The Rare Chinese Chow Panda
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You know what rhymes with church? Merch - coincidence? You decide!
Our brains suck. Forward us some good topics at [email protected]!
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We went mental this week. Have you seen The Matrix? Of course you have. Now imagine we could build something similar and actually download years’ worth of rehabilitative experiences (AKA Prison Time) into a convicted criminal’s mind in minutes. Sound far-fetched? You might be surprised. We took a look at the technology being developed by Cognify right now, as well as the recent successes of Neuralink, and wondered just how badly we will inevitably abuse these amazing technological leaps. Get your mind blown this week on the newest episode of the Two Dads Talking Podcast.
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Oh, you wanted links?
Cognify's AI Powered Sentencing
The Torment Nexus
Neuralink Used to Play Counter Strike
Mushroom Computers Are Actually Pretty Cool
Ready Player One
Equilibrium
Altered Carbon
Oh my, this Merch looks so good on you!
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Welcome to our first remix, where we bring on special guests to help us revisit previous episodes. Tonight, we resurrect our spiciest episode yet with What is a Woman: Answered. We are joined by none other than Big Lux, who very graciously took time out from being famous to join us leading up to the Next Up Music Festival. See you there!
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The Next Up Festival in Westerly is coming this Saturday, 9/14!!!
If you haven't heard it yet, listen here to the episode that laid the path to this one:
What is a Woman: Answered
Merch? You're not too sexy for these shirts.
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Welp, we went straight from Hawk Tuah to a Turkish Sharpshooter. We're talking Olympics tonight, and more specifically, Tom is quizzing Doug to see if he knows...well, anything. You name it, we got it: from the opening ceremony to the Turkish John Wick, to awkward sports commentators, boxing controversies and disqualifying weenies. After you're done here, go watch yourself some Kayak Cross (you're welcome).
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The Next Up Festival in Westerly is coming in just over one week!
These links are on target:
The Wardrobe Malfunction Story is True?
Just Kidding, it's not?
A Boxing Controversy article less combative than others
Pole Vaulter Reaching New Heights
Fly Me to the Synchronized Moonwalk
Sam and Dean Will Take Care of These Speed Climbers
River Swimming Sickness?
Actually, Maybe Don't Blame the River?
Kayak Cross: Honestly the Best Part of These Olympics
This Was Hard to Find, but Behold: The Bouncing Fencer
Bonus: Sad to Announce I Did Not Qualify for the Olympics
And Finally, Comments Olympic Announcers Would Like to Retract
If you want to be the coolest dad, Get Some Merch!
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What do you want your Legacy to be? No, not the Subaru, though it's a pretty sweet ride. Anyway, after we talk about silly things like how you want others to remember you, we get into the good stuff: SUPERPOWERS. Not just which ones are the best, but which ones actually count (Domino, looking at you).
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Super Links for our Superheroes (that's you!):
Deadpool & Wolverine Official Trailer
Ace Ventura, Wolverine Detective
And this is the very, very, very beginning of your life.
Casca: The Eternal Mercenary Book Series
Domino's Superpower Explained (Better Than Tom Did)
Watch: What Women Want
Animaniacs Theme Song
It was Buttons and MINDY, not Miranda
The Next Up Festival in Westerly is coming in September!
If you want to be an even cooler dad, Get Some Merch!
Other Legacy ideas? Did we miss your favorite superpower? Email us at [email protected]!
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A major political candidate and former President was nearly picked off...that's kind of a big deal. We dive right into everything we know (and don't) from the outset, and hopefully can leave you with a slightly different holistic view you won't get anywhere else. The one thing you absolutely must remember? A father made the ultimate sacrifice to protect his family - RIP Corey Comperatore.
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The Links You Know and Love:
Initial Facts Rundown
Early Fact Checking
More About Corey Comperatore
Padre Pio, No Matter What You Believe, Is Fascinating
Check Out the Next Up Festival in Westerly this September!
Get Some Merch! Check out the new Gen2 line!
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