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The prank war continues in Chelsea's household as Donny can't wait to talk to his therapist about his Hinge dates (HE LOVES HINGE - Oprah voice). And then, owner of thebummershop.com (@thebummershop), Madison Sinclair, joins the Cute Ones to discuss the Grammys and five year old news stories about bisexual representation in the bird community. And Alexander *******, if you're listening to this episode, turn it off now. You won't want to hear this diss track.
This week’s episode is sponsored by Green Chef. Thrive all year with clean, easy meals from Green Chef. Go to GreenChef.com/cuteonefree and use code CUTEONEFREE to get started with FREE salads, for two months plus 50% off your first box!
Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you.
Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org
The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org
LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com
Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org
Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com
DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org
LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters
Suzette Veneti, Madison's Cutie of the Week, can be found HERE!
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It’s Bunny Boiler Month! To kick to kick it off, Donny and Chelsea are discussing 2009’s erotic thriller, “Obsessed.” They discuss Grammy winner, Beyonce’s… acting, as well as pussies barking, Donny’s self awareness of his sad and pathetic attempts to pick up men, harassment training, and being lucky. Also, will Chelsea be an insufferable twat or problematic with Rob Schneider this week? Listen to find out!
This week’s episode is sponsored by Green Chef. Thrive all year with clean, easy meals from Green Chef. Go to GreenChef.com/cuteonefree and use code CUTEONEFREE to get started with FREE salads, for two months plus 50% off your first box!
Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you.
Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org
The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org
LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com
Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org
Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com
DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org
LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters
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The Cute Ones were not at a place of LOL this week, but they tried their best to giggle their way through their weeks (including vet visits, communion, and as always - Big Brother Express). They do their best (or worst) Christopher Walken impressions and discuss old people technology, the night shifts of Epcot Center employees, and magazine covers. Also, if Chelsea's week wasn't bad enough - she found her grandparents' porn music.
Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you.
Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org
The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org
LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com
Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org
Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com
DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org
LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters
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Roger Ebert is dead, and the Cute Ones do their best to apply for his job. But Donny doesn’t need Rog’s job to talk poorly about this week’s movie, “The One I Love” (Don’t worry - he hasn’t heard of it, either.) Along the way, they discuss Chelsea’s ability to be the final girl, guest books in vacation homes, cuckolding, and ugly people on OKCupid. How’s that for predictabilality?
Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you.
Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org
The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org
LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com
Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org
Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com
DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org
LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters
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“I Am The Cute One” may not be a fully safe space, but it’s safe for like-minded individuals, so come escape with these two humble Cute Ones as they discuss Chelsea’s flu treatment, Donny’s future tattoo and his sister’s big news… and Travis Kelce’s involvement. They also dabble in Onyx Storm, TikTokers confessing their biggest secrets, and movies that Donny’s been watching. Kiernan Shipka Hive for Life!
Cuties, we wanted to list some LGBTQ+ mental health resources. We love you.
Trans Lifeline - 877.565.8860 translifeline.org
The Trevor Project - 1.866.488.7386, thetrevorproject.org
LGBT National Help Center - 888.843.4564, llgbthotline.com
Crisis Text Line - text “HOME” to 741-741, crisistextline.org
Call BlackLine - 1.800.604.5841, callblackline.com
DeQH Helpline - 908.367.3374, deqh.org
LGBTQ+ Center Directory - lgbtqcenters.org/LGBTCenters
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Walk in a zig zag pattern, Cuties! Chelsea’s daughters may not be watching “The Fox and the Hound,” but at least the Cute Ones are not covering a movie they’ve already covered (…yet. It’s bound to happen. Brace yourself for the day.) This week, they’re watching “Phonebooth,” the blue-tinted “Se7en” ripoff that asks the question, “If you could punish anyone in the world for their sins, why would it be a man who cheats on his wife in his head?”
Our hearts are with our LA Cuties. If you’d like to help (or need help), here are some resources that speak to us:
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This week, Donny and Chelsea reminisce about childhood cults, the shining star that is Bridgette Wilson, and prank wars; as well as cover a “nothing movie” that is made just for them - “The Wedding Planner.” In doing so, Chelsea signs up to be Donny’s Cyrano and he looks for NYC extracurricular activities. Cuties, did you know that Roger Ebert went on a date with Oprah?
Our hearts are with our LA Cuties. If you’d like to help (or need help), here are some resources that speak to us:
Donations for Los Angeles Fire Department
Mutual Aid and Displacement Resources for People in Evacuation Zones
Donations for Animals Injured and Displaced
Free AirBNB Support for Those Affected
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Donny and Chelsea’s break from each other is finally over as their first TGIF of the year has arrived! And to celebrate, the Cute Ones are wearing their podcast finest: Khloe Kardashian onesies and Delish Dish cosplay. Besides discussing Wicked (as always), they rant about Paige and Craig’s breakup and the Golden Globes. Also, Chelsea has a new favorite movie of 2025 (2014, actually) and Donny has a career plan for Leighton Meester.
Our hearts are with our LA Cuties. If you’d like to help (or need help), here are some resources that speak to us:
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Mutual Aid and Displacement Resources for People in Evacuation Zones
Donations for Animals Injured and Displaced
Free AirBNB Support for Those Affected
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What better day to celebrate a man feeling entitled to something than January 6? Enter Chelsea and Donny to cover the Ryan Reynolds holiday flop, “Just Friends.” While the Cute Ones disagree on who the biggest loser in the movie is, they agree on the importance of gatekeeping for no reason, setting their microwaves on fire, and what content a they’ll create if Donny has MS. Also, Chelsea goes on a feminist rant about the friend zone and Donny goes on one about pancakes. Men, go to therapy! We beg of you!
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The Cute Ones are back for part 2 of the Cutie’s Choice Awards, which includes the Patreon-selected “Cutie of the Year!”
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Before there was Liza Minnelli singing “Single Ladies,” before there was Che Diaz; there was the most perfect ending to “Sex and the City.” Listen to Donny and Chelsea cover the film that should have been the last time we saw our girls - but only on Patreon! That’s right, Cuties - for the first time ever, the Cute Ones are dropping a Patreon exclusive movie recap. They figured instead of hitting everyone with a re-release while they take the week between Christmas and New Year’s off, they’d let Patreon Cuties listen to an unedited, unhinged “Sex and the City” episode! But don’t worry - they’ll be back here next week to cover the Cutie-voted New Year’s movie!
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The Cute Ones are here to wrap up 2024 by covering their favorites of the year, including movies, songs, TV shows, best worst haircut; and because it IS Chelsea and Donny we’re talking about… their favorite moments about them, such as “Best Vocal Stims” and “Best Unearthed Donny Lore.” And to end Part I of the Cutie’s Choice Awards, the duo award their Top 5 Hots and Nots.
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While Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon couldn’t stand each other while filming “Four Christmases,” Donny and Chelsea have never got along more than while talking about. Besides the movie, the Cute Ones discuss roleplay, safe words, picking up women (poorly), and their biggest pet peeves. Also, buckle up, Cuties, because Chelsea’s past with the NAACP is brought up.
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Donny’s nose may be bleeding through his tears while Chelsea’s face changes colors, but this week, they’re keeping things light. So they won’t be talking about the drones. But they WILL be talking about Butch and Suni still stuck in space. They’ll also be talking about sticking ding-a-lings in vacuums and/or bags of Vaseline. Other topics include music festival diapers, vegan strip clubs, 70 year old birds, and winter dating trends (that do NOT consist of being penetrated by a carrot, unfortunately).
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Bah Hambug! The Cute Ones are bringing Big Muppet Energy as Tom Hamlett (Dumpster Dive, Good Judys) joins them to cover “The Muppets’ Christmas Carol,” as well as fighting over dictionary entries. Then. the three discuss which Muppet would is most f*ckable, how to tell a theater talker to shut up, and Donny educates Chelsea on the deleted ballad, “When Love Is Gone.” Would you eat fruit if it had a personality?
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Donny and the horse he rode in on are on day five of ordering bagel sandwiches while Chelsea is out of medicine and calling strangers hillbilly b*tches. Together, they’re contemplating being MAGA because of Mariah Carey’s (the Queen of the holiday) Christmas tunes. All that and more (including the most seductive Disney characters, 9-1-1 on ABC, Golden Globe nominees, and the name on everybody’s lips: Luigi Mangione) in this week’s TGIF!
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Chelsea doesn’t have contacts, so she’s rawdogging her eyeballs this week! (See them for yourself on Patreon and Youtube!) But the only thing Donny is rawdogging is the phrase “Mind your own business,” and he’s doing it OFTEN. And in a week that Ariana Grande and Drew Barrymore teamed up to melt down together, the Cute Ones decide to watch Netflix Christmas movies, “Hot Frosty” and “Our Little Secret.” (They couldn’t help mentioning “Merry Gentlemen” for the perverts out there, too!) And - in a shock to nobody - Donny played Big Brother Express AGAIN (which is kind of like “Is It Cake?”, apparently).
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