Episódios

  • In this lively conversation, the hosts engage in a humorous and light-hearted discussion during their Happy Hour segment. They explore various topics, including Lauri's toolkit, food choices, awkward conversations, self-care through nail polish, and amusing stories from Disneyland and the gym. The dynamic between the hosts creates an entertaining atmosphere filled with laughter and relatable anecdotes. In this lively conversation, the participants discuss their gym habits, personal equipment, and the challenges of working out at home versus in a gym environment. They share humorous anecdotes about gym etiquette, hydration practices, and personal stories that highlight their unique personalities and experiences. In this lively conversation, the hosts explore various themes surrounding dining choices, personal anecdotes of clumsiness, and the humorous side of food cravings and guilty pleasures. They share stories about local dining options versus chains, Lauri's reputation for breaking things, and nostalgic memories from Syracuse. The discussion also delves into embarrassing food moments and the comfort foods that bring joy, culminating in a light-hearted reflection on their experiences and friendships.
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  • In this season finale, the hosts recount the dramatic journey of a lawsuit involving a character named Sergio. They discuss the challenges faced in serving him papers, the creative strategies employed, and the eventual court case that unfolds. The conversation is filled with humor, tension, and insights into the legal process, culminating in a surprising verdict that leaves the hosts reflecting on the experience and its implications. In this engaging conversation, the hosts delve into various themes surrounding customer service experiences, personal principles, and the dynamics of social interactions. They share humorous anecdotes about their encounters with service staff and discuss the importance of communication. The conversation is filled with laughter, insights, and relatable moments that resonate with anyone who has navigated the challenges of social interactions.
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  • In this lively conversation, the hosts engage in humorous banter, sharing personal anecdotes about family dynamics, wedding planning, and their experiences in the comedy scene. They discuss the challenges of social media perceptions, particularly in relation to fitness and humor, and share light-hearted stories about their adventures at Disneyland. The conversation culminates in a discussion about the rehearsal dinner for an upcoming wedding, highlighting the complexities of family expectations and the desire for an intimate celebration. In this episode, the hosts delve into the complexities of wedding planning, discussing family dynamics, personal experiences, and humorous anecdotes. They share stories about navigating wedding drama, the boundaries of professionalism in the wedding industry, and light-hearted encounters that highlight the quirks of everyday life. The conversation flows seamlessly from one topic to another, providing insights and laughter along the way.
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  • In this episode of The Tea, the hosts discuss various topics including a family drama, organizing a celebration of life, and breastfeeding. They also touch on the structure of the show and go off on tangents about the color blue and unorganized eating. The main theme revolves around the challenges and decisions involved in planning a memorial event and the dynamics within a family. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including a family picnic that was interrupted by a mountain lion attack, Ellen DeGeneres' final comedy special, and the controversial practice of sticking a finger up a dog's butt to break up a fight. They also touch on Lauri's upcoming trip to Chicago and her father's celebration of life. The conversation is filled with humor and banter between the hosts. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including tarot cards, psychics, and the belief in supernatural phenomena. They share their opinions on the validity of tarot readings and the accuracy of psychics. The conversation also touches on the story of a TikTok psychic who made claims about a murder case, which were later proven to be false. The hosts conclude the conversation by drawing tarot cards for each other and discussing their meanings.
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  • In this part of the conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss Jay's ongoing legal battle with Sergio and the challenges of serving him with court papers. They also discuss therapy sessions and the dynamics of their relationships. Overall, the conversation covers topics related to scandal, legal proceedings, and personal growth. Later in the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including arguments, gift cards, and a boy band concert. They also mention comedian Jay Mohr and his reputation, as well as the process server serving papers to Sergio. The conversation jumps between different stories and tangents, creating a rambling and comedic atmosphere. In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss Lauri's friend Lucy, who is a listener of the show. Joe and Lauri talk about their interactions with Lucy and how she became friends with Lauri. They also mention Lucy's connection to Chicago. The conversation then shifts to a garden party that Lauri attended, where she had a funny incident with a candle. They also discuss a frustrating conversation Lauri had with her Aunt Kathy, where there was a miscommunication. The hosts also touch on Joe's curiosity about someone he looked up on TikTok and his revelation about his preferences in pornography. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss a personal incident involving a car accident and the return of a diagnostic tool. They also reflect on the importance of breaking patterns and improving self-worth. The hosts share humorous anecdotes and express their excitement for future episodes. Jay and Lauri provide their social media handles for listeners to connect with them.
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  • In this episode, the hosts discuss various topics including a trip to Chicago, auditions, and a viral video of a model falling during a runway show. They also touch on the trend of writing messages on car windows to ask for drinks or money. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. Later in the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including social media etiquette, doppelgangers, and a missing package. They share their opinions on Instagram birthday messages, the annoyance of people asking for drinks on their birthdays, and the concept of doppelgangers. They also recount their experiences with mistaken identities and the humorous situations that arise from them. The conversation concludes with Joe sharing his experience with a missing package and his encounter with a postal worker. In this final part of the conversation, Lauri shares her frustrating experiences with a hotel and an airplane during her trip to Chicago. She recounts the hotel's failure to provide the promised accommodations and the unhelpful and rude staff members. She also describes the delays and confusion at the airport, but praises United Airlines for their handling of the situation. The conversation ends with a discussion about upcoming topics for future episodes.
    Chapters
    00:00 Introduction and Beach City Banter
    05:22 Adventures in Auditions: From Self-Tapes to Runway Mishaps
    14:12 The Ups and Downs of In-Person Auditions
    16:58 When Model Dreams Turn into Hilarious Reality
    19:12 Navigating Social Media Etiquette
    23:06 The Amusing World of Doppelgangers
    34:19 The Case of the Missing Package
    55:45 Frustrating Hotel Experience
    59:11 Delays and Confusion at the Airport
    01:04:39 Upcoming Topics for Future Episodes
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  • In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including the Olympics, personal anecdotes, and planning for the future. They touch on the Simone Biles controversy, the upcoming trial of the killer of Jay's friend, and the importance of having a plan for after death. They also share humorous stories and jokes throughout the conversation. Lauri is preparing to go to Chicago to see her nephew for the first time. She will be staying for a week and plans to help out with groceries, medicine, and assembling a crib. Joe and Jay discuss their feelings about babies and toddlers. They also talk about their experiences being apart from their partners and the challenges of traveling. Joe shares a story about his parents' multiple bathroom breaks during a car trip, and Lauri and Joe discuss the annoyance of political text messages and phone calls. Joe also shares a story about selling posters and dealing with a demanding customer. In this conversation, Joe shares his frustrating experience with the postal service losing a package. The discussion also touches on collecting Funko Pops and the phenomenon of waiting in line for limited edition items. They wrap up with some favorite quotes from reality TV shows. Laurie mentions her upcoming trip to Chicago.
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  • In today's episode, the gang talks about Jay's birthday celebration and Adam Salandra's boomerang videos. Jay shares a story about witnessing a beach argument between three women. Joe shares a story about a comedy group he was in with an older comedian named Jackie Maruschak who stormed out of a meeting and got kicked out of her illegally subletted apartment. They also discuss their experiences with notary publics and the funny misunderstandings that can occur. Jay shares a story about his car trouble and how he encountered a rude driver who was later pulled over by the police. They also touch on Jay's ongoing lawsuit against Sergio and his plans to serve him. The conversation ends with Joe recounting funny moments from his birthday party. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including a party they attended, a car accident, getting tattoos, and upcoming plans. They also share funny anecdotes and observations. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor.
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  • In this episode, the hosts discuss Lauri's dad's retirement party and some of the awkward and offensive things he said. They also talk about Lauri's dad showing off pictures of his grandson to strangers at Costco. Jay provides an update on his ongoing legal case, and Joe shares a story about attending a memorial service and accidentally wearing the wrong attire. There are humorous anecdotes about misunderstandings and miscommunications regarding the event. The conversation ends with a brief update on Lauri's experience with Ozempic.
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  • In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss attending a concert and their impressions of the performers. They also talk about their preferences in physical appearance and jokingly discuss sleeping with Kelly Clarkson. The conversation then shifts to their experiences at comedy schools and their thoughts on the Groundlings and UCB. They also experiment with an AI text-to-sound effects program. The hosts briefly discuss Lauri's upcoming surgery and the possibility of having children. The conversation covers various topics, including the possibility of removing Lauri's uterus, adoption, artificial insemination, and personal grooming habits. Lauri discusses her concerns about potential health risks and the adoption process. The conversation also touches on the dynamics of their relationship and the acts of service they do for each other. The conversation covers various topics, including personal health issues, genetic testing, and the process of getting a colonoscopy. The hosts share their experiences and opinions on these subjects. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics, including a potential bachelorette party, attending a retirement party, and the book 'Atomic Habits.' The conversation ends with plans for the upcoming weeks.
    Chapters
    00:00 Live Concert Experiences and Performer Impressions
    02:54 Comparing Comedy Schools: Groundlings vs. UCB
    04:39 Experimenting with AI Text-to-Sound Effects
    14:22 Lauri's Upcoming Surgery and the Decision to Have Children
    23:47 The Complexities of the Adoption Process
    29:35 Acts of Service: Expressions of Love and Care
    38:11 Personal Health Issues
    40:23 Genetic Testing
    44:58 The Process of Getting a Colonoscopy
    53:53 Dealing with Bodily Fluids and Messes
    01:01:29 Planning a Memorable Bachelorette Party
    01:04:13 Navigating Family Events and Preferences
    01:11:03 The Power of Atomic Habits
    01:19:48 Upcoming Plans and Events
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  • In this part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including the Vanderpump Rules restaurant, personal safety measures, and Jay's recent trip to Japan. They also touch on Lauri's past experiences with tasers and her broken pinky toes. In this part of the conversation, Jay discusses his experience in Japan and his ongoing court case. He mentions that he didn't wear tank tops in Japan because tattoos are associated with the Yakuza and are frowned upon. He also talks about his stay at a fancy hotel called Ryokan and the strict rules regarding tattoos and clothing. Jay then transitions to discussing his court case, where the defendant didn't show up and he won by default. However, there was a technicality regarding the ownership of the chairs, so he has to refile the case with his boss as the plaintiff. In this final part of the conversation, the hosts discuss various random topics, including Lauri's interactions with Star, her dad's medical procedure, and Joe's recent trip to Disneyland. They also share funny stories and jokes, showcasing their playful banter.
    Chapters
    00:00 Introduction and Nostalgia
    02:26 Discussion about Vanderpump Rules Restaurant
    09:10 Personal Safety Measures
    12:38 Jay's Adventures in Japan
    16:07 Lauri's Taser Tales and Broken Pinky Toes
    38:12 The Court Case
    45:45 Blaming Jay for the Chairs
    48:00 Lauri's Interactions with Star and Dad's Medical Procedure
    53:20 Joe's Trip to Disneyland and Inappropriate Behavior
    57:05 Funny Stories and Jokes
    01:03:07 Relaxed and Casual Dynamic

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  • In this episode of The Tea, Joe, Jay, and Laurian discuss their recent experiences, including Joe's father cutting off his finger and Jay's apartment being broken into. They share the details of these events and the aftermath, including the police investigation and the steps they took to handle the situations. Despite the challenges, they find moments of humor and resilience. The conversation covers various topics, including the aftermath of a break-in, the loss of a family member, and a feud between family members. The principal themes include the emotional impact of traumatic events, the importance of boundaries and communication in relationships, and the complexities of family dynamics. In this final part of the conversation, Lauri discusses her experiences during her trip to Chicago for her brother's funeral. She shares anecdotes about her flight, her interactions with family and friends, and the eulogy given by Lauri's father. They also touch on the topic of grief and how people react to it differently. The conversation ends with some lighthearted moments and compliments from Jeremy.
    Chapters
    00:00 Introduction
    12:10 Joe's Father's Finger Incident
    39:05 Police Investigation and Resilience
    40:52 The Aftermath of a Break-In
    48:14 Dealing with Loss and Grief
    01:09:26 A Feud Between Family Members
    01:19:38 The Funeral and Family Dynamics
    01:22:34 Trip to Chicago and Flight Anecdotes
    01:24:21 Interactions with Family and Friends
    01:26:07 Eulogy and Unusual Requests
    01:33:11 Coping with Humor and Lighthearted Moments
    01:49:45 Support and Compliments from Jeremy

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  • Jay shares the ongoing saga of trying to retrieve vintage chairs that were sent for cleaning but have not been returned. He recounts the lack of communication and unfulfilled promises from the cleaner, leading him to file a small claims court case. In this conversation, Jay discusses his ongoing dispute with a furniture seller who has failed to deliver the chairs he purchased. He shares the frustrating communication he has had with the seller, including broken promises and lack of response. Jay expresses his desire to take the seller to court and highlights the importance of documenting all interactions for evidence. He also discusses other unrelated topics, such as a customer service issue with an online order and microaggressions experienced in social settings.
    Chapters
    00:00 The Chairs Go Missing
    26:41 Legal Action and Frustration
    33:00 Filing a Small Claims Court Case
    35:40 Demanding the Return of the Chairs
    36:36 Awaiting Inspection and Resolution
    36:44 The Frustrating Dispute
    53:07 Experiencing Microaggressions
    58:13 Furious After Recording
    01:02:05 Microaggressions from White Liberals
    01:09:49 Language and Pronunciation
    01:12:05 Being a Union Representative
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  • In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics, including neti pots, sinus relief, movie experiences, tipping etiquette, and TikTok hate towards JLo. They also share personal stories about encounters with strangers and ordering mishaps. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe and his guests discuss various topics, including car classifications, family stories, wedding costs, and tax breaks. They also touch on the challenges of being a server and the importance of tipping. Joe shares a story about John Paul considering marriage for tax benefits, and Lauri teases a story that she refuses to share. The conversation ends with a discussion about Aidan and Joe's decision to reconnect.
    Chapters
    00:00 Introduction
    01:57 Neti Pots and Sinus Relief
    06:07 Movie Experiences and Celebrity Encounters
    13:04 Tipping Etiquette and Ordering Mishaps
    38:51 Car Classifications
    41:38 Money and Weddings
    44:22 Wedding Costs
    50:08 Mysterious Story
    55:06 Tax Breaks and Marriage
    01:05:58 Reconnecting with Aidan
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  • In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including personal anecdotes, celebrity news, and the departure of a friend. They also touch on the Willy Wonka experience and RuPaul's bookstore controversy. In this conversation, Joe, Jay, and Lauri share funny anecdotes and stories. They discuss a failed podcast recording, the challenges of maintaining friendships, family drama, and miscommunications. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with laughter.
    Chapters
    00:00 Introduction and Personal Anecdotes
    05:03 Celebrity News: Jonathan Van Ness and Queer Eye
    09:43 The Willy Wonka Experience
    34:47 The Departure of a Friend
    38:44 The Bummer of a Failed Podcast Recording
    39:13 The Challenges of Maintaining Friendships
    40:12 Family Drama and Miscommunications
    49:16 The Hilarious Dentist Story
    52:22 When Miscommunications Lead to Funny Situations
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  • In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including relationships, monogamy, and the use of AI technology in filmmaking. They also share personal anecdotes and express their opinions on different subjects. In this part of the conversation, Joe and Jay discuss various topics, including their thoughts on celebrities like Dakota Johnson and Rebel Wilson, their experiences at the gym, the importance of trusting one's instincts, and their opinions on therapists. They also touch on the idea of not wanting to leave one's own house in certain situations. Jay mentions his upcoming guest DJ spot on Station Head, and Lauri mentions the potential rebranding of her podcast.
    Chapters
    00:00 Introduction and Greetings
    02:36 Planning a Trip and Casual Approach to Plans
    03:34 Discussion on Homeboy Industries
    04:33 Humorous Stories and Anxieties
    08:21 Parking Issues and Unusual Neighbors
    09:46 Burlesque Night and Missed Performances
    11:58 Speakeasy Experiences and Personal Anecdotes
    14:48 Handling Emergencies and First Aid Stories
    25:24 Creativity and AI Technology
    28:16 Opinions on Celebrities
    31:23 Discussion on AI-Generated Videos
    33:18 Personal Drama and Strong Opinions
    37:59 Celebrity Opinions and Trusting Instincts
    41:47 Therapist Experiences and Not Leaving the House
    01:12:10 Guest DJ Spot and Podcast Rebranding
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  • In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including their personal experiences, a tribute to a friend who passed away, and songs they would choose for their funerals. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics including music, stand-up comedy, video games, and tarot cards. They share personal anecdotes and insights, providing a lighthearted and entertaining discussion. The conversation touches on themes of self-expression, creativity, relationships, and personal growth.
    Chapters
    00:00 Introduction
    01:01 Personal Experiences and Stories
    27:02 Light-Hearted and Humorous Conversation
    37:35 Exploring the Power of Self-Expression Through Music and Comedy
    40:44 Navigating the Comedy Industry: Tips and Insights
    52:52 Finding Balance in Video Games and Setting Spending Limits
    58:35 Unveiling the Mysteries of Tarot Cards: Insights and Guidance
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  • In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including naps, personal anecdotes, tarot card readings, and gas station mishaps. They also touch on relationships, career aspirations, and the Russian ballet. The conversation is light-hearted and filled with humor. In this conversation, Joe and Lauri discuss tarot card readings, therapy sessions, and Lauri's ongoing rat problem in her classroom. They also touch on topics such as communication styles, teaching evaluations, and problematic behavior from other teachers. The conversation ends with a mention of a circumcision story that will be shared in the next episode.
    Chapters
    00:00 Introduction and Napping Preferences
    09:41 Personal Anecdotes and Mishaps
    21:10 Career Aspirations and Opportunities
    25:02 Tarot Card Readings and Insights
    28:25 Finding the Right Approach to Therapy
    32:39 Advocating for a Safe Classroom
    36:02 Communication Styles: Catching Flies with Honey
    41:44 Balancing Curriculum and Student Performance
    48:01 Addressing Issues in the Education System

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  • In this episode of The Tea, Joe, Jay, and Lauri catch up on their recent adventures and share funny stories. They discuss Jay's trip to San Francisco, Lauri's encounter with a homeless man at a restaurant, and their plans for a new exclusive tier show called "Let's Talk About It." The conversation is filled with laughter and banter, showcasing the dynamic between the hosts. In this conversation, Joe, Lauri, and Jay discuss various topics, including Lauri's autograph, secrets, family drama, mite infestations, and upcoming events. They also mention stories about Star's grandpa, a rat infestation, a dinner with Lauri's mom, and a bathroom mishap. The conversation is filled with humor and banter, showcasing the dynamic between the hosts.
    Chapters
    00:00 Introduction and Catching Up
    05:55 Jay's San Francisco Trip
    34:08 Introducing Let's Talk About It
    40:26 Autographs and Signatures
    44:46 Stress and Redoing the Second Half
    52:25 Family Drama and Insurance
    57:55 Mite Infestations and Eyelid Issues
    01:09:33 Psychics and Tarot Readings
    01:19:37 Medically Induced Menopause

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  • In this conversation, the hosts discuss their experiences recording the season finale of their podcast. They talk about their initial confusion and miscommunication, as well as their tattoos and body art. They also share their experiences attending Disney's first Pride night and discuss the demographics of the attendees. The conversation ends with a discussion about their preferences in physical attraction. In this conversation, the hosts discuss various topics including body image, upcoming plans, and a moral dilemma. They share jokes and personal anecdotes throughout the conversation.
    Chapters
    00:00 Miscommunication and Chaos
    02:11 Tattoos and Body Art
    04:39 Disney's First Pride Night
    31:07 Navigating Body Image and Self-Perception
    36:33 Setting Boundaries When Staying at Someone's House
    48:46 Exploring Moral Dilemmas and Personal Values
    57:21 Exciting Upcoming Plans
    01:00:43 The Joys and Challenges of Video Gaming

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