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  • Keith and Mike mark their 200th episode today. They begin by reflecting on the accuracy of milestone counting and segue into a discussion about Barry Bonds, Hank Aaron, and the fallibility of supposedly sacred sports statistics. Keith expresses suspicion that his own episode count spreadsheet may contain hidden corruption, though Mike assures him the podcast network’s data file would make such an error unlikely. The moment is appropriately celebrated with a shared sense of modest self-congratulation and implied service to humanity.

    The conversation moves into a deeper analysis of male sexual psychology, sparked by a text from a woman who suggests that sex with a man often ends the pursuit. Keith and Mike consider the implications of novelty, companionship, and emotional labor in relationships, with Mike drawing an analogy to deer hunting and Keith delicately suggesting that some women might simply not be compelling. The two debate whether orgasm consistency and emotional intelligence can prolong male interest beyond the novelty window. Mike proposes a theory of dual peaks of male arousal: initial sex and the first time the woman has a believable orgasm, though Keith is skeptical most men track such things.

    Later, the hosts discuss the cultural expectations placed on men in relationships, particularly the tension between emotional availability and sexual access. Keith outlines a behavioral pattern where men tolerate emotional excess in exchange for continued sexual opportunity, and questions whether women might strategically suppress their natural behaviors to avoid being broken up with. Mike suggests that all women have some amount of emotional nonsense, and if they don’t show it, it’s because they’ve hidden it. Keith, for his part, seems to welcome the deception so long as it's convincingly executed.

    The episode concludes with a discussion of whether someone should sleep with a terminally ill, married former acquaintance. The hosts dissect the ethical, emotional, and practical implications of this decision, including the possibility that the illness is a ruse, the risks of posthumous heartbreak, and the general undesirability of sex with someone undergoing chemotherapy. They offer their standard dry pragmatism and qualify moral concerns with sufficient caveats to suit most worldviews.

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  • Keith returns from Mardi Gras and reflects on the surprisingly family-friendly atmosphere, alongside the expected open-container debauchery. He and Mike discuss bead culture, public flashing, and how social dynamics at such events can override typical social inhibitions. The conversation segues into the cultural legacy of Girls Gone Wild, including its covert marketing of hardcore pornography and the legal grey areas surrounding consent and identification. Mike notes that his preferred porn was "too advanced" for Girls Gone Wild, which is a humblebrag if there ever was one.

    The hosts then shift gears into a conversation about sexual timing and relationship dynamics. They propose the surprisingly radical idea of having sex before dinner, rather than after, in part to avoid the logistical complications of digestion and sleepovers. This leads to an extended negotiation theory about ejaculation, cuddling, and the psychological benefits of clarity when dealing with the lizard brain. Keith confesses that his post-orgasm snuggling capabilities are vastly superior to his pre-orgasm ones, citing reduced mental bandwidth usage.

    Later, they explore the nuanced politics of female body hair, particularly in light of the new live-action Snow White film, which has sparked online discourse due to the visible presence of peach fuzz on the lead actress's back. Keith reflects on his strong personal aversions to body hair in intimate situations, while Mike offers a more lenient, fuzz-tolerant perspective. This leads to a revealing discussion about grooming standards, attractiveness, and how to hold unreasonable preferences without becoming the villain in someone else's patriarchy narrative. Keith admits he is "maximally intolerant" of certain aesthetic features and wishes it weren’t so—though not quite enough to change.

    In the final segment, the hosts dissect a listener’s account of discovering leftover toilet paper in an inconvenient location during a sexual encounter. They analyze the term "clitty litter," which is probably best left unanalyzed. Keith shares his own experiences with this phenomenon, including one instance that led to a breakup, because of course it did. The episode closes with a thoughtful consideration of pre-sex hygiene, the physics of female anatomy, and the challenges of broaching these topics without becoming a monster.

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  • This week's episode begins with a discussion about a recent controversy involving Elon Musk and an alleged baby trap, debating the ethical and financial implications of such a maneuver. The conversation quickly expands into a broader critique of transactional relationships and the unintended consequences for the children involved.

    The hosts then delve into the complexities of sexual preferences and boundaries, sparked by a listener’s complaint about their spouse’s aversion to oral sex. Keith suggests a strategic, if somewhat underhanded, approach to resolving the issue, while Mike questions the feasibility of engineering desire. Along the way, they explore the cultural expectations around reciprocity in relationships and the differing ways men and women perform obligations. The conclusion is inconclusive but at least thorough in its over-analysis.

    Further in, the duo takes a detour into the world of unconventional body modifications, thanks to an inquiry about "prison pearls." The concept is met with equal parts horror and academic fascination, with Keith struggling to remain seated at the thought. Mike, ever the pragmatist, tries to determine the minimum financial incentive required for Keith to undergo the procedure. It is unclear whether the discussion leads to any valuable insights, but it certainly occupies airtime.

    The episode closes with a meditation on the limits of friendship, particularly when oral sex has entered the equation. A listener laments that a casual favor has resulted in an unshakeable new dynamic with a persistently hopeful friend. Keith and Mike debate whether certain sexual encounters inevitably alter relationships, or if this particular case is simply a failure in communication. The conversation ends without resolution, but with at least one strong recommendation: some friendships are best left untested.

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  • Keith and Mike take a measured approach to their latest batch of one-star reviews, which range from the standard accusations of misogyny to the more concerning claim that their voices induce sleep. Rather than engage in self-reflection, they consider the possibility of pivoting to the lucrative world of sleep podcasts. Keith, ever the economist, points out that their detractors failed to take advantage of the show’s longstanding policy of paying for negative feedback. This oversight only serves to reinforce his belief that their harshest critics may not be operating at peak intellectual capacity.

    The discussion then turns to relationships, where a listener writes in with an ultimatum that can only be described as highly specific. Her husband, citing irreconcilable differences, has informed her that unless she consents to anal sex twice a week, their marriage cannot continue. Mike, applying his usual analytical rigor, wonders whether the man would maintain his conviction if the arrangement were reversed. Keith, perhaps naively, suggests a marriage counselor might provide clarity, though both agree that “twice-weekly anal” is unlikely to be a common sticking point in the profession.

    In a seamless transition from strained marriages to teenage resourcefulness, Keith recounts the elaborate measures he once took to ensure privacy while masturbating as a teenager. What begins as a simple precautionary tale quickly spirals into an engineering case study, complete with fleece blankets, strategic clothing placement, and an emergency contingency plan for sudden parental intrusions. Mike, unimpressed, points out the sheer number of failure points in Keith’s system, ultimately concluding that this level of problem-solving may explain both Keith’s SAT scores and his current personality.

    The episode concludes with an unexpected foray into the world of fantasy-themed sex toys. Mike has recently become aware of the *Bad Dragon* product line and, against his better judgment, feels compelled to investigate its possible connection to a popular series of romance novels featuring dragons. Keith, whose tolerance for nonsense has already been tested, takes one look at the website before declaring his immediate and permanent exit from the topic. The discussion, much like the episode itself, is both unhelpful and oddly compelling.

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  • A discussion leads to an extended examination of an unusual claim: that a Mormon husband once ate cereal out of his wife’s vagina. The logistics are considered, including spoon placement, sugar residue, and potential medical consequences. This transitions into a broader conversation about Mormon attitudes toward sex, particularly the practice of “soaking” and its representation in pornography. The effectiveness of soaking as a loophole is debated, along with the likelihood that it leads to more conventional sexual activity.

    Mormon missionary rules against masturbation come up next, specifically the requirement for male missionaries to clap at intervals while showering. The practical difficulties of this rule are analyzed, as is the possibility of working around it with various contraptions. The conversation expands to whether deeply ingrained religious prohibitions affect sexual preferences later in life. There is also some speculation about whether female missionaries, lacking explicit restrictions, may have unknowingly engaged in activities they were never taught were possible.

    The latter half of the episode focuses on pornography, both in its current form and its likely evolution with AI-generated content. The challenges of search, categorization, and personal preference in porn consumption are examined, as well as the potential for machine learning to optimize content for individual users. A comparison is made to TikTok’s algorithmic recommendations, with questions about whether porn has too many niche preferences to be effectively automated in the same way. Ethical and legal concerns surrounding AI-generated pornography, including the possibility of synthetic depictions of illegal content, are also discussed.

    The episode closes with a conversation about the broader social and psychological impact of pornography. Arguments are considered regarding whether easy access to porn affects relationships, male sexual behavior, and cultural expectations. A brief comparison is made between access to pornography and bodily autonomy debates, though the analogy is left somewhat unresolved. The discussion ends on a reflection about early internet porn consumption, the technological changes that have shaped it, and the potential implications of future developments.

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  • This week, we've some discussion of aggressive bidets, the science of clitoral measurements, and why Sydney Sweeney may or may not be fluent in Russian. Mike shares his experience installing a high-end toilet seat that may or may not be waging psychological warfare on his anus. Keith explores the concept of malicious compliance, specifically how a government employee might secretly be helping birth control access by following bad orders too well. Meanwhile, Ally regrets mentioning that airport breastfeeding pods exist because now Mike is brainstorming ways to misuse them.

    We also break down the latest entry in the "songs that make Ben Shapiro furious" genre, dissecting the lyrics to Fat, Juicy, and Wet with the kind of forensic rigor normally reserved for congressional hearings. What exactly is "coochie water," and why is it being autographed? Did the songwriter fully grasp the anatomical implications of their rhymes? These are the questions that matter, and we bravely attempt to answer them, only to become more confused in the process.

    Later, we examine a listener’s personal crisis, which starts as a question about losing her sex drive and ends in an existential conversation about whether orgasms are like hunger (or, in Ally’s case, an optional theme park trip). Mike is irritated by the fact that women don’t always want sex, Keith makes a sweeping generalization about men, and Ally tries to explain why sometimes the effort of getting naked is just too much. This leads, naturally, to a discussion of the OKCupid age-attraction graph and a thorough analysis of whether men are hopelessly deluded about their chances with 21-year-olds. The answer: yes, but hope springs eternal.

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  • This week's conversation begins with a discussion of a bizarre dream involving a psychotherapist, leading to an extended reflection on how people process embarrassment, sexual taboos, and personal boundaries. The hosts debate how different individuals react to unexpected sexual situations and whether certain behaviors are perceived as threatening or simply absurd. This leads to a broader examination of the way people handle personal shame, discomfort, and social norms in sexual contexts.

    The discussion shifts to personal anecdotes and listener questions, including the challenges of maintaining sexual attraction in long-term relationships. One listener writes in about their wife pushing them to see a sex therapist, prompting a debate on whether sexual desire can be "fixed" and what role therapy actually plays in these situations. The hosts analyze how attraction fluctuates over time, how rejection impacts relationships, and whether sexual routines inevitably deteriorate. They also touch on how external stressors, personal insecurities, and communication failures contribute to sexual dissatisfaction.

    Later, we examine the psychological and logistical dynamics of group sex, particularly in swinger and threesome scenarios. A listener recounts an experience where a foursome led to unexpected emotional fallout, sparking a conversation on male performance anxiety, jealousy, and the gendered differences in how people navigate group encounters. They also consider how porn, societal conditioning, and personal expectations shape the way men and women experience these situations. The topic extends into a broader exploration of how individuals negotiate sexual experimentation and what factors make certain dynamics appealing or overwhelming.

    The episode concludes with a discussion about a young couple struggling with orgasm difficulties, raising questions about the impact of habitual masturbation, communication in early relationships, and the effects of pornography on sexual performance. The hosts consider how societal messaging around male sexual function affects self-esteem and expectations in new relationships. They also explore whether behavioral changes, such as abstaining from solo sex, could help reset physical responses.

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  • We dive into the curious phenomenon of "soaking" and its implications on sexual conditioning and religious practices. Keith, Mike, and Ally debate whether this unconventional sexual activity could lead to premature ejaculation and explore how societal norms shape young adults' experiences with sex. The conversation takes a humorous yet analytical turn as they dissect the mechanics of soaking, its representation on social media, and the physiological realities for both men and women.

    The team transitions into a deep dive on modern dating challenges, focusing on the struggles of navigating first dates and deciphering post-date rejection messages. They analyze the psychology of ghosting, the dynamics of chemistry, and why some interactions result in brutally polite rejection rather than silence. Mike offers his theory on the purpose of "negging" as a dating strategy, while Ally reflects on how women decide whether a man belongs in the relationship, friend, or booty call category.

    Polyamory and its impact on relationship dynamics take center stage as Mike recounts his encounter with a polyamorous woman at a bar. The hosts discuss the challenges of jealousy, the excitement of new relationships, and how these factors affect long-term stability in polyamorous setups. Ally raises thought-provoking questions about whether polyamory has a "maximum capacity" for partners, leading to a broader conversation about the emotional and logistical toll of such lifestyles.

    Sexual routines and mismatched expectations in long-term relationships provide another avenue for discussion. A listener’s dilemma about feeling undervalued in their sexual dynamic sparks a lively debate about patterns, spontaneity, and communication. Ally shares her experiences with breaking out of sexual monotony, and the group offers actionable insights into how couples can approach these issues without straining their connection.

    Finally, the hosts explore the controversial topic of parenting, child-rearing, and how divorced fathers relate to their children compared to mothers. The discussion takes a philosophical turn as they debate whether prioritizing personal happiness over parental devotion is "enlightened" or selfish. Wrapping up the episode with humor, they tackle surprising listener questions about lactation, foreskin restoration, and pubic grooming standards in relationships. It’s an episode packed with candid insights, hard-hitting debates, and plenty of laughs along the way.

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  • Keith and Mike dive headfirst into a variety of candid discussions about sex, relationships, and the complexities of intimacy. Kicking off with New Year reflections and lighthearted anecdotes about international travel and passport quirks, the conversation quickly transitions into a bold exploration of modern and historical sexual dynamics.

    The hosts examine societal expectations of sexual performance, with an in-depth look at a passage from D.H. Lawrence’s Lady Chatterley's Lover. This sparks a thoughtful debate on male fantasies, clitoral stimulation, and the evolving understanding of female anatomy over the years. They analyze how outdated ideals still influence contemporary relationships.

    Listeners are also treated to anecdotes about personal experiences, ranging from mishaps in college dorm rooms to the nuances of trying new things in the bedroom. Keith and Mike tackle stories on cockwarming, deep-throating challenges, and the curious role of additional participants during intimate encounters, offering their unfiltered perspectives along the way.

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  • Communication in relationships often feels like navigating a maze. One partner might think they’re being crystal clear, while the other feels utterly lost. In this episode, we break down the subtle art of saying what you mean without stepping on each other's toes. Whether it’s about chores, emotional needs, or the dreaded “What’s for dinner?” question, we explore how to find a balance between being direct and being kind.

    Is “opposites attract” just a myth we tell ourselves, or is there truth behind it? We dig into how differences in personality, habits, and even core values can either fuel passion or spark conflict. More importantly, we discuss how couples can learn to embrace —- and even celebrate —= what makes them different, instead of letting it drive them apart. It’s not about becoming the same person but understanding how to coexist as a team.

    We also delve into the role humor plays in keeping relationships alive. From shared inside jokes to laughing through mishaps, humor can be a powerful bonding tool—or a subtle way to avoid deeper conversations. Are you using humor to connect, or to deflect? We unpack how to use laughter effectively and why it’s crucial to pay attention to your partner’s response.

    Finally, we tackle the question of personal growth within a partnership. Can you support your partner’s journey without losing yourself? How do you handle moments when one person seems to be outgrowing the other? We share insights on how to grow together while still honoring your individuality, because the strongest relationships aren’t about blending into one person—they’re about being two whole individuals who choose each other every day.

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  • Keith and Ally take the reins without Mike, but the lack of a third chair doesn’t stop them from diving headfirst into a bizarre mix of sex, relationships, and logistical puzzles. The duo kicks things off by discussing the viral story of Lily Phillips, a British OnlyFans model who attempted to set a world record by having sex with 100 men in one day. From red eyes to conveyor belts, they pick apart the mechanics, ethics, and deeply strange implications of a culture that produces such stunts—all while trying not to picture it too vividly.

    They then tackle a question about a woman obsessed with her boyfriend’s testicles. Ally proposes space heaters and ball stretchers as solutions to optimize his "dangle," while Keith investigates the more esoteric paraphernalia of the internet's ball-stretching community. The pair debates whether the whole post might just be a ruse to start a niche fetish discussion, and by the end, neither of them is convinced it isn’t. Keith reluctantly closes his browser window, now resigned to weeks of targeted ads.

    Later, they examine the case of a man convinced his girlfriend is intentionally destroying his belongings to incite rougher sex. Is she a strategic mastermind, or just tired of vanilla? The hosts offer advice -- kind of -— while reflecting on their own experiences of staying in relationships for all the wrong reasons.

    Finally, Ally shares a dream involving Mike, an amusement park, and an audaciously inappropriate photo op, prompting a deep dive into ride-photo plausibility and whether Disney’s surveillance systems could catch a staged indecent act. The episode wraps with musings on awkward dating situations, misguided attempts at communication, and the ever-relevant question of how to properly introduce strap-ons into a relationship.

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  • We headfirst into a brutal listener email critiquing Ally’s podcasting style. She's accused of “juvenile speech patterns” and “unnecessary giggling.” Ally claps back with some sharp retorts, and Mike gleefully feeds the fire by running our conversational chemistry through an AI for its unvarnished take. Turns out Mike is the worst host.

    We also take a detour into the world of bizarre hypotheticals and unfiltered admissions. Ever wondered if public bathroom masturbation is more common than you think? Or how to shave your harder-to-reach areas?

    Our exploration of trans issues gets heated as we discuss locker rooms, government regulations, and the eternal battle of who really belongs where. You’ll get some surprising perspectives, a bit of libertarian philosophy.

    Finally, we lighten the mood with a look at sugar daddies, plastic surgery, and why OnlyFans seems to be the ultimate gold rush. Keith confesses his curiosity about a millionaire “virgin” content creator, while Mike finds yet another way to make the rest of us uncomfortable.

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  • What do Taylor Swift, a clown car, and seasonal porn have in common? They all somehow make it into this week’s episode of Your Mileage May Vary! Just Mike and me today, and we’re diving into the strange, hilarious, and occasionally bleak corners of sex, relationships, and the modern world.

    We kick things off with a look at the awkward politics of swinger approaches, including Mike’s firsthand confusion at a Lake Tahoe bar that was definitely not what he expected. Then we analyze why Taylor Swift’s music might be your secret weapon for attracting 20-something women (pro tip: encyclopedic knowledge of “All Too Well” is apparently a game-changer). Along the way, we discuss whether AI-generated porn is the future of personal fantasies, and whether we’d even want that future in the first place.

    From there, we pivot into listener questions, tackling the problem of queefing, and a curious case of someone who can masturbate 15 times a day but can’t seem to finish during sex. As always, our takes are a mix of irreverent humor and the occasional moment of accidental insight—plus a surprising amount of advice on how not to ruin your marriage over a cushion.

    Stick around to the end, where we contemplate the ultimate “bro gift” (it’s not what you think), seasonal porn costumes, and why some people are oddly dedicated to writing heartfelt comments on Reddit porn. This is an episode where our tangents are as good as the main course, so grab your headphones, settle in, and join us for another wild ride.

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  • Keith opens with a hot take on Trump’s America, while Mike finds unexpected humor in Elon Musk’s dreams of Mars. Ally is unimpressed, predicting four years of “dumb news” with a cognitive load she’d rather skip. It’s politics, sex, tech, and a sprinkle of dark comedy.

    As the conversation shifts, we hit a deep dive into relationships and breakups. Keith brings a Reddit post on moving on from an ex, sparking a fiery debate. Mike likens it to Mein Kampf, and somehow Hitler’s love life becomes a point of speculation. The trio pokes fun, but there's a hint of truth in their banter about love, betrayal, and the bitter art of letting go.

    Then, it’s onto the porn rabbit hole. Keith shares his paid-for porn adventures and the disturbing allure of AI-generated nudity. Mike gets philosophical, asking if infinite access to virtual sex will change the world – or just take men out of it. Ally, as ever, has a bone to pick, wondering if this shift could finally tip the scales in favor of women running society. It’s porn, politics, and the future of humanity in one messy, strangely insightful package.

    Finally, they wonder: what will happen when everyone can make movies from scripts with a click? Mike envisions a world where we can create our own fantasies, from romantic sagas to Hollywood-level action. But Keith isn’t so sure – he predicts that AI-driven entertainment will soon overshadow everything we know.

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  • We spar over a recent listener’s email critiquing the show, with Mike’s biting response setting the tone: Don’t like it? Don’t listen. The debate over listener loyalty quickly spirals into discussions about free speech, political divides, and an unexpected autofellatio advocate from YouTube, proving once again that no topic is too taboo.

    The team then veers into a humorous, yet candid, conversation about the logistics of drug testing and the subtle art of peeing in a cup. Ally bravely fields questions from Keith and Mike about the surprisingly complex mechanics of female urination. If you’ve ever wondered why women might need to wipe differently or how men view their anatomy post-pee, this segment has your answers.

    The hosts take a dive into the motivations behind "natural conception donors" -— guys who offer up their sperm the old-fashioned way for women seeking motherhood sans relationship. What positions do they use, and how does the dynamic play out emotionally? Ally gives her two cents on the likely etiquette and logistics.

    Later, YMMV explores the shifting social landscape where more women are opting for single motherhood by choice. The team discusses if this trend is part of a broader cultural shift or simply a case of personal preference meeting technological possibility.

    Finally, the hosts dive into one listener’s personal dilemma: how to keep a spark alive in a long-term relationship when the sex drive seems unbalanced. Keith, in particular, shares his own experiences with the delicate dance of desire, while Mike and Ally weigh in with practical advice. Should she stay, or should she go?

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  • We dive headfirst into election season stress, sparking debates about voting, political allegiances, and California's unique tax burdens. The conversation gets heated as they explore the surprising reasons why some stick with their coastal roots, even at the cost of thousands. The stakes might be high, but the laughs are even higher as they weigh the pros and cons of state loyalty.

    Next up, we step into the sometimes-misunderstood world of foot fetishes. From pedicure preferences to the social stigma of "diddling feet" in porn, the hosts don’t hold back in dissecting what makes a “good foot” and why this particular fetish polarizes so strongly.

    The episode wouldn’t be complete without some vibrator talk, as the crew debates whether a buzzing toothbrush is really a worthy bedroom tool. Ally opens up about her skepticism toward vibrators, leading to a spirited conversation about the difference between solo pleasure and partnered intimacy. You might even hear some surprising confessions along the way.

    Finally, the episode wraps up with dating mishaps, including tales of oral sex preferences, unorthodox requirements on first dates, and dreams of 20-year-olds that prove age isn't just a number.

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  • Keith kicks things off with the realization that he's been celibate for half a year and asks Mike for his longest dry spell, opening up a deep dive into the strange, hilarious world of post-college dating before apps were even a thing. Spoiler: the secret to success back then apparently involved nothing short of flashy cars and questionable confidence.

    The conversation quickly veers into the psychological battlefield that is dating culture, as the duo debate why some guys lie their way to the top while others (including themselves) end up spinning their wheels. Keith reflects on his struggles breaking into conversations with strangers, while Mike philosophizes on the mysterious charm of "Riz" (after first learning what it is). In an unfiltered chat about awkward social dynamics, they wonder if being a charismatic introvert in your forties is more of a feature than a bug.

    Somewhere between debating candy-colored apps and chemical addictions, Keith admits to getting way too into Candy Crush, losing hours and, nearly, his dignity, to the game's addictive spell. Mike, ever the wise advisor, encourages him to uninstall but jokingly suggests that at least with cocaine there’s more excitement (and arguably better stories). The two even suggest a government campaign against mobile game addiction, imagining a "Just Say No" to digital candy. Somewhere, Nancy Reagan is probably nodding along in spirit.

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  • This week, I'm going to have ChatGPT give you a summary of what we discussed, mostly because I'm lazy, but also because I just think it's more accurate than I would be! And, I mean, when you've made an episode with such a detailed effort to describe the structure of women's clitorises, what more is there to say?

    New Orgasm Discovery: Ally shares a personal experience about discovering a new way to orgasm by being fingered in a different location.

    Discussion on Female Anatomy: The hosts discuss the anatomy of the clitoris, with Mike attempting to explain its structure, leading to a playful debate on its positioning.

    Porn and Anatomy Examples: The conversation shifts to the hosts sharing anatomical diagrams and explicit videos, sparking some humorous reactions.

    Clit Size Comparison: A discussion arises about Ally's clit size compared to those in porn videos, leading to suggestions for measurement and light-hearted banter.

    Dick Pics and Sexy Poses: The group talks about the challenges of men taking sexy pictures, comparing them to women’s nudes, and the importance of body positioning.

    Online Dating Disappointment: Keith discusses how his interest in a woman from a dating app dropped after seeing her on video, exploring the concept of “catfishing” and curated online images.

    Keith’s Preferences in Physical Attractiveness: Ally and Mike comment on Keith's strict standards for physical appearance and the varying levels of tolerance men have for such differences.

    Cultural Critique of Dating Strategies: The group debates the implications of women "missing their window" to find a partner and the consequences of modern dating, particularly for women over 30.

    "Call Her Daddy" Podcast Criticism: The hosts criticize the popular podcast for promoting misinformation about sex, with a particular disdain for its lack of honesty about women's mental health and its shift away from its original tone.

    Podcast Popularity and Society’s Lack of Selectivity: They reflect on how Spotify and other algorithms have led to mass consumption of content without critical thought, contributing to the popularity of shows like "Call Her Daddy."

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  • Ally says she doesn't make efforts to get a guy to tell her he loves her, but it seems to happen anyway. We discuss the detailed parsing of that word that lies at the heart of many women's fantasies.

    Another topic: How important are relative arousal levels in sex. Sure, it's irritating to see a guy in a porn is only partially erect, but is there some equivalent for women?

    And, what is the motivation behind a woman masturbating during her period? Is sex drive tied mostly to the desire to procreate or other psychological factors?

    We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

    https://ymmv.me/182/orgasm

    https://ymmv.me/182/period

    https://ymmv.me/182/love

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  • With election season firmly here, we take up a topic that probably shouldn't be in the news but always is: abortion. Good thing we didn't have a woman on this episode, because women's views on this topic are annoyingly consistent and, frankly, pretty boring.

    Now, I like killing people as much as the next guy. I really do. But I'm not sure it's right to expect unrelated folks (doctors, nurses) to facilitate your killin'. It's a shame there isn't some sort of analog to the famous suicide pod for abortion. Then pregnant people (heh) could do it without involving any other people.

    To follow on with women's issues, we discuss women who are unhappy with their experiences interacting with male doctors. And, a woman has a horrific experience with anal sex.

    Here's the article we discuss about abortion:

    https://ymmv.me/181/abortion

    We get a lot of our questions from Reddit, so for our listeners' enjoyment, here are links to some of the questions we discussed this week:

    https://ymmv.me/181/doctors

    https://ymmv.me/181/anal

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