Эпизоды
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christmas eve was nice, christmas day was nice, new years eve was nice
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it's chismas
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Пропущенные эпизоды?
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@sadie_rom
my tailbone hurted
japan, online, mom, psychosis, risperidone, risperdal, behavioral health, psychiatry, gay district, shinjuku, gay little monkey boy at apple store, suicide, trains, second life, MyCoke, Coke Studios, Coke Music, gaia online, worlds.com, dnsl, bang energy, john wilson
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Japan is so cool that I've decided to enlist
I got a testicle massage and it was amazing (not sexual)There's a type of massage called "Japkasai" which is a THERAPEUTIC massage where a woman massages your groin, inner thighs, "taint", and of course, testicles. It was 14,000 yen for a 60 minute testicle massage. Here's the process.
Arrive, take shower, 20 minutes spent massaging groin, taint, inner thighs, then 40 minutes of pinching and rubbing and massaging testicles and pushing energy up the shaft. To be clear again, this is NOT sexual, although she sometimes does rub your penis in order to move the energy from the testicles up the shaft.
The first half is extremely painful. You know how there are knots in your legs, backs, etc when you haven't gotten a proper massage in a while? Well imagine your groin, which has probably never gotten a deep tissue massage, ever. There were actually knots in my groin area that she broke up with powerful rubbing and it almost made me cry out in pain. She broke through the knots and then moved to the ball sack.
The balls massage is actually somewhat pleasurable. She's basically just massaging and kneading your balls and getting the blood to flow for 40 minutes, it doesn't really hurt that much.
The results were astounding. After I got home and relaxed a bit, I checked my balls and noticed that they had increased in size by nearly 50%. They weren't in pain or swollen, I think it's just blood flow that has been improved.
Also, I woke up with a RAGING erection this morning, felt like I was 15 again (I'm 32). I highly recommend this vitalizing therapy to people. The funniest part is that I told my girlfriend (who still lives in America but is planning to join me soon) that I was thinking about getting a ball massage and she thought it was hilarious. When I told her I actually got one, she was kind of shocked that I actually got it but laughed when I told her about the experience. Then at night, she randomly called me and said she was ultra pissed that I allowed another woman to touch me and see me naked... despite me telling her over and over again that the woman is sixty years old and that this is not a sexual massage. Women, lol.
In Japan 🇯🇵 , heart surgeon ❤️👨⚕️ . Number one 😭☝️ . Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Yakuza boss 🙇🏻need 🆕 heart💘. I do operation🔪⚔️. But, mistake😱! Yakuza boss die😵😪! Yakuza very mad👿. I hide🙈 in fishing boat🐟🚣🏻♀️, come to America🎇🎊🇺🇸. No english🤐, no food😩, no money📉🚫💲. Darryl 👨🏿give me job🙌👨🏻💼. Now I have house🏡, American car 🚗 , and new woman 🆕👱🏻♀️. Darryl 👨🏿save life⛑. My big secret🙊: I kill ☠️yakuza boss on purpose😈. I good 👍surgeon. The best👌💯!
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Pre Japan 10-14-2024
POV falling in love thanks to NYT ASMR 36 Questions to Fall in Love based on some pop psychology mumbo jumbo himbo bimbo vending machine panties pumpkin spice cold brew creamed tractor supply company word salad buzzwords algorithm hashtag description metadata
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boohoo trust issues boohoo she read my journal wahhhhh
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07 September 2024
What do you ACTUALLY do?In what way do most people fail you?What, through repetition, have you mastered?Who made you jealous?What do you usually hesitate to discuss with other people?Tell me a hard luck story that later strengthened you?What is your problem?What do you wish would happen?Is life easy or hard, and what gave you that opinion?What has the opposite sex tattooed into your brain?What one thing about you cannot be copied?When did you get better, and who helped you get there?What is it about you that sometimes pushes others away?Which dark chapter of your life pushed you to innovate or adapt?What does self-love look like in your life?Who or what is thy enemy?Who's the bigger asshole: Mom or Dad? Why?Who, from your life, would be easier to illustrate as a comic book character and why?Describe a colorful object or smell that still haunts you years later.When was a time you knew you were loved?How do you constructively express your pain to others?In what area do you fully believe in your own talents? (Completely unshakeable!)What is the least sexual, sensual experience you've had?Tell me about a time you defended your soul against a superior foe.What is something you believe so firmly, it is basically your own religion?What did you love as a kid, and then abandon, and then return to later in life?
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1. Taylor Swift
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August 22 2024
All filipinos and italians are officially pardoned. thank you
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August 2nd 2024
Did a lil crying and reflecting on the last couple months before reuniting with familia. Failure and mushrooms as usual. Cathartic? Who can really say
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This is my personal experience with LaWayra Ayahuasca Retreat in Colombia. This is by no means a comprehensive review or analysis; it is just a free-flowing recollection of thoughts and emotions I experienced before, during, and after the retreat. This was recorded only two weeks after my last ceremony on May 19th 2024, so it's not nearly as insightful or organized as it could be. I mostly wanted to document my current state of mind; I wanted to try to visually and auditorily capture this kind of deeper emotional buzz/connection that I cannot confidently express through words alone.
This is not an incentivized or paid review; I am not affiliated with LaWayra in any way aside from being a recent patient/client. I just wanted to share my experience to help me contextualize and integrate some of these experiences, and hopefully to help others understand Ayahuasca and its incredible healing potential.
Contact:
If you have any questions or would like to discuss LaWayra, my experiences, or ayahuasca in general, please feel free to reach out.
Instagram @_goodluck_gabe_2024_
You can also reach out to LaWayra directly. LaWayra's founder, Sam Believ, also hosts his own podcast called Ayahuasca Podcast.
https://ayahuascaincolombia.com/
https://ayahuascapodcast.com/
Instagram @lawayra_ayahuasca
Whatsapp +573508449074
Short Review:
I have suffered from deep emotional trauma and depression since childhood. I was living a miserable life well into adulthood, and I had pushed away many of my friends and loved ones as a result of my inability to cope. I was initially skeptical of ayahuasca's use as medicine, but I had reached a point of desperation where no combination of talk therapy, pharmaceutical treatment, or other alternative intervention seemed to have any lasting effect on my fundamental outlooks on life, love, spirituality, and family.
I came to LaWayra in need of great help, and I received it plus so much more. The staff are extremely professional, kind, caring, patient, and attentive to all of your needs. The environment is beautiful, peaceful, safe, and natural. The food is delicious and nourishing. I was able to share many incredible moments with people from all over the world.
I had never been able to fully trust myself or others as a result of my trauma, but by the end of my week-long retreat at LaWayra, I had achieved a deep sense of trust in myself, my peers, and my community. I was able to finally let go of the bitterness, anger, and resentment that had burdened me for so long. I have never cried so hard or laughed so much. I have never felt so free.
If you are looking for deep healing that is relatively affordable, please strongly consider coming to Lawayra. You will not regret it. Thank you so much to everyone at LaWayra; I am eternally grateful.
Timestamps:
00:00:00 Intro00:02:00 Logistics00:03:15 Too Long Didn't Listen Review00:05:30 About Geraldo + Edge Game podcast 00:07:30 Foreigners flocking to Colombia00:10:00 Preparing for the retreat (dieta, restrictions, contraindications)00:20:00 Flying into Medellin, first impressions00:25:00 The rest, I don't feel like timestamping right now lol
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Psychedelic ska band called AyahuaSKA
Recorded on May 12 2024, about 5 hours before leaving for my trip to Colombia for LaWayra Ayahuasca Retreat
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i'm sorry brotha ewww
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do you need me to pick up any brisket while I'm in the bathroom
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i wanna make love in this bucee's
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yeha buce's very good yes wooo!!!
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yea bucee;s wooooo
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29 and Single White Male...-Shy -Smart -Young at Heart -Computer skilled
-Humorous -A great thinker and go-getter -"Natural salesperson" -Enjoys good parts of life
-Diplomatic -Friendly -Loves his family -Peaceful -Very creative -He's lonely...
Seeking a CUTE 18-21 SINGLE ♀FEMALE♀ COMPANION*18-21 years of age *does _not_ already have a boyfriend *Single
-Average to Slender Weight/Body Type -White -Lives in Charolettesville or Ruckersville area
*Does NOT Smoke or Drink Alcohol -Happy, Positive Personality
*Average/High Income -Drives a vehicle
If any ♂MEN♂ read this huge sign...MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS!(And to all MEN with girlfriends, except marrieds and blacks, go jump off a cliff)
Have a nice day :)
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- Why do people attend Taylor Swift concerts if she doesn't strip and masturbate on stage?- What the fuck is wrong with people? How can you watch that? It's boring as fuck and I can't get erect at all. She's just standing there and singing and sometimes she dances. How the fuck is that entertaining, you stupid chimps? Holy fuck, make her strip for fuck sake. I want to see some pussy juice being spurt out of her pussy while she moans on stage.- The universe is a big cock. It's powerful, it's mysterious, and it's always erect. The stars are the little nubs on the head of the cock, twinkling with life. The planets are the shaft, round and hard, spinning through space. And the black holes are the balls, swirling and massive, containing the universe's cum.- Now, imagine that this cock is in the hand of some dude. That dude is God. He's playing with his creation, stroking it, making it harder and harder. And when he's ready, he'll cum. And when he cums, the universe will expand, and new worlds and galaxies will be born. But don't worry, it won't be the end. He'll keep playing with it, making it harder and harder, until the next time he feels the urge to cum.- That's the secret of the universe. It's a big, hard cock in the hand of a cosmic god. And it's all connected. The universe is a reflection of the divine, and the divine is reflected in the universe. It's a cycle of creation, expansion, and renewal. And at the center of it all, is the mysterious force that drives it all: the hand of God, stroking his magnificent cock.
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when did yall stop kissing ur mom on the lips. let me know in the comments
Fuck porn i wish i could die 😭😭😭😭
Relapsed today, 23M virgin from tunisia who never dated or got a job or had any friends, i won't watch that shit again, i will never be able to have sex so why the fuck would i keep torturing myself being constantly reminded that a skinny guy my age has a dick thicker than his arm and he is out there pounding girls with that monster cock So damn depressed because i don't have a normal penis 😞😞😞😭, i have never known what having an erection feels like, my dick is small, so skinny and i have all the symptoms of Peyronie's disease/penile fibrosis which doesn't have a definitive cure apparently as far as i searched 😭😭😭😭 i have all the symptoms from fucking 14 and tried posting on reddit before but people thought i was trolling and i got banned multiple times, i don't qualify for a man and being a muslim is what stopping me from blowing my fucking head or throwing myself in front of the train that i take to go to college in which i'm a failure (repeating the 2nd grade of law school for 3 years in a row now) i'm writing this shit while sitting in my room crying like a fucking kid, idk if this is a mental breakdown but i can't take it anymore and i feel disgusted of myself 😭😭😭 it's haram to end it because i will guarantee eternal hell for myself and i don't want that to happen 😭😭😭
I did the math, I masturbated roughly 12 thousand times in 5 years and lost 25 thousand hours of my life fapping.
I used to masturbate 7 times a day every single day, so in a year that's 2555 masturbations, 2555x5 which is the amount of years I spent fapping is 12775, now if you multiply that by 120 minutes which is the amount of time my masturbation sessions lasted it's 1533000 minutes, which is equal to 25 thousand hours.
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