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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 18: “Rogue Planet” but only Maria has actually watched the episode. The Enterprise crew meets a group of alien hunters on a rogue planet and Archer falls in love with a slug lady.
Thank you to Phil Plait for sending us some science on rogue planets. You can sign up for his Bad Astronomy newsletter and follow him on BlueSky @philplait
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Maria: tv series The Brokenwood MysteriesBill: LudwigJamie: movie FootlooseFollow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain [https://bsky.app/profile/enterprisesplain.bsky.social]
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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 17: “Fusion” but only Jamie has actually watched the episode. The Enterprise crew meets some Vulcans that are happy to see them, which in and of itself should have been a big red flag. T’Pol warns everyone that these Vulcans are dangerous, but as usual no one listens to her until it’s too late. Plus, Trip makes a new B-plot friend!
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Maria: the Vorkosigan book series by Lois McMaster BujoldBill: tv series Would I Lie to You?Jamie: anime Dungeon Meshi (Delicious in Dungeon)Follow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain [https://bsky.app/profile/enterprisesplain.bsky.social]
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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 16: “Shuttle Pod One” but only Bill has actually watched the episode. Plus, we have a special guest Andi from the Women at Warp podcast, getting her first-ever dose of Enterprise. Malcolm and Trip are stuck together in a cold shuttle pod with no way to get help, and because they are straight men, they will die of hypothermia before they cuddle together for warmth.
Guest: Andi from Women at Warp. You can also follow her on Twitter/X @FirstTimeTrek
Mentioned: the Women at Warp “Where is HR episode?” episode is Episode 201: Labor Standards in Star Trek
Rikermendations:
Andi: books The Grandmaster of Demonic Cultivation, donghua The Founder of Diabolism, and live action series The Untamed, plus all the related fanficsMaria: movie The Fall GuyJamie’s Mom: tv shows Monk and SuitsBill: tv show KaosFollow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain [https://bsky.app/profile/enterprisesplain.bsky.social]
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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 15: “Shadows of P’Jem” but only Maria has actually watched the episode. The Vulcans are looking for a fall guy for that time the Enterprise crew destroyed all their religious artifacts back in “The Andorian Incident.” Plus, our favorite Andorian is back and we get to meet an alien who wears pink pleather hammer pants.
These are the space audio voyager recordings we used courtesy of NASA and The University of Iowa. https://space-audio.org/
We learned about them from Dr. Nicole Gugliucci, who you can follow on BlueSky: @noisyastronomer.com
Rikermendations:
Bill: the movie Reanimator
Maria: Hari Kondabulo’s Netflix comedy special Vacation Baby
Jamie: the video game Strange Horticulture
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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 14: “Sleeping Dogs” but only Jamie has actually watched the episode. The Enterprise investigates a gas giant, Archer pouts because the Klingons don’t like him, Malcolm has a cold, and Hoshi and T’Pol are weirdly catty to each other but then share A Moment. Also, Seelix is back to talk about her thoughts on the last episode, “Dear Doctor.”
Follow Seelix on Bluesky: @seelix
Rikermendations:
Bill: The Langley School’s Music Project: Innocence & Despair
Maria: Butterfly in the Sky - documentary on Netflix
Jamie: The Dragon Prince TV show on Netflix
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It’s been a looooong road, but we’ve somehow made it though half of the first season of Star Trek: Enterprise. I know. We are as surprised as you! For this episode, we are all taking a much needed respite from the show and taking stock of our feelings so far. We also have a special guest joining us, Charles from the Earth Station Trek podcast, who actually knows some things about Star Trek. Yes, that’s right. We invited an actual Star Trek expert onto our Star Trek podcast. He kindly let us pepper him with very important and insightful questions like “wtf is synthol?”
Jamie Bernstein and Charles Kelso will both be at DragonCon 2024! Look for their names in the DragonCon app under the speaker section to see their event schedule.
Guest: Charles Kelso from the Earth Station Trek podcast, Felt Nerdy, and Felt Nerdy and Dirty
Earthstationtrek https://earthstationtrek.podbean.com/
@earthstationtrek on YouTube and Facebook
@feltnerdy on Facebook, Instagram, YouTube
@feltnerdyanddirty on Facebook, Instagram (NSFW)
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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 13: “Dear Doctor” but only Bill has actually watched the episode. Plus, we have a special guest, Seelix, join us to tell us if the science in the episode is accurate (spoiler: that is not how evolution works!). Phlox and Archer wrestle with some gnarly ethical issues which could have been solved if only they had a clear doctrine. Perhaps some sort of… directive.
Follow Seelix on Bluesky: @seelix
Jamie and Seelix will both be part of Science Track at DragonCon 2024! Look for their panels in the DragonCon schedule under Jamie Bernstein and Emily A Finke. If you say ”hi” to them, they may have special badge ribbons for you.
Rikermendations:
Jamie: Stealing From Wizards YA book series by R.A. Consell Bill: Encyclopedia Brown series by Donald J. Sobol Maria: tv show My Adventures with Superman Seelix: Friends at the Table podcastFollow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain [https://bsky.app/profile/enterprisesplain.bsky.social]
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We’re watching Star Trek: Enterprise Season 1, Episode 12: “Silent Enemy” but only Maria has actually watched the episode. Hoshi stalks Malcolm, proving he is the most boring person who has ever existed and some mysterious aliens do a bunch of mysterious things for reasons that are never explained. Join us as Maria attempts to explain the episode to Bill and Jamie.
Rikermendations:
Bill: Star Trek Legends video gameMaria: KB Wagers Indranan War seriesJamie: Long Live the Queen video gameFollow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain [https://bsky.app/profile/enterprisesplain.bsky.social]
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We’re watching Enterprise Season 1, Episode 11: “Cold Front” but only Jamie has actually watched the episode. We meet a time traveler who makes very good eggs and something, something temporal cold war. Join us as Jamie attempts to explain the episode to Bill and Maria.
Rikermendations:
Bill: the Highlander moviesMaria: the Back to the Future moviesJamie: Shirley Jackson’s books The Haunting of Hill House and We Have Always Lived in the CastleFollow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain [https://bsky.app/profile/enterprisesplain.bsky.social]
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We’re watching Enterprise Season 1, Episode 10: “Fortunate Son” but only Bill has actually watched the episode. Travis makes a boomer friend and then has a falling out with said boomer friend. And, despite being an episode all about boomers, we still somehow don’t learn what “boomer” actually means. Join us as Bill attempts to explain the episode to Maria and Jamie.
Rikermendations
Bill: The Wee Free Men (Audiobook) by Terry PratchettMaria: Dead Boy Detectives on NetflixJamie: Every adaptation of Pride and PrejudiceFollow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain [https://bsky.app/profile/enterprisesplain.bsky.social]
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We’re watching Enterprise Season 1, Episode 9: “Civilization” but only Maria has actually watched the episode! The Enterprise crew get up to shenanigans on a pre-contact planet and demonstrate why someone needs to invent the prime directive stat! Join us as Maria attempts to explain the episode to Jamie and Bill.
Rikermendations
Bill: the movie 2010 The Year We Make ContactMaria: the movie Flamin’ HotJamie: the podcast Taboo Science
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We’re watching Enterprise Season 1, Episode 8: “Breaking the Ice” but only guest-explainer Christian has actually watched the episode! Travis and Malcolm build a snowman on a comet while Trip digs through all T’Pol’s personal files just for funsies. Join us as Christian attempts to explain the episode to Jamie, Bill, and Maria.
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Bill: tv show A Place Further Than the UniverseMaria: tv show Star Trek DiscoveryJamie: video game Stardew Valley (replay it!)Christian: book Superpowereds by Drew HayesFollow us on BlueSky: @enterprisesplain [https://bsky.app/profile/enterprisesplain.bsky.social]
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We’re watching Enterprise Season 2, Episode 7: “The Andorian Incident” but only Jamie has actually watched the episode! Archer and Trip join T’Pol on a visit to a Vulcan monastery where they are extremely respectful of the alien culture. Just kidding! They destroy a bunch of priceless Vulcan artifacts and are rude to a group of monks. Join us as Jamie attempts to explain the episode to Bill and Maria.
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We’re watching Enterprise Season 1, Episode 6: “Terra Nova” but only Maria has actually watched the episode! The Enterprise goes to find some answers about a colony that was lost 70 years ago. What could possibly go wrong? Join us as Maria attempts to explain the episode to Bill and Jamie.
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We’re watching Enterprise Season 1, Episode 5: “Unexpected” but only Bill has actually watched the episode! Trip has a sexy encounter with a shiny alien lady and sticks his fingers where they don’t belong, getting himself in a bit of a bind. Let’s just say his predicament led us to ask the question “Do wrist nipples have mammary glands?” Join us as Bill attempts to explain the episode to Maria and Jamie.
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We’re watching Enterprise Season 1, Episode 4: “Strange New World” but only Maria has actually watched the episode! The Enterprise crew gets stranded on an alien planet where strange things are happening and Trip goes on a trip of his own! Join us as Maria attempts to explain the episode to Jamie and Bill.
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We’re watching Enterprise Season 1, Episode 3: “Fight or Flight” but only Jamie has actually watched the episode! The Enterprise encounters an abandoned ship filled with dead aliens and does mostly everything wrong. Join us as Jamie attempts to explain the episode to Bill and Maria.
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Since the pilot episode was so long, we decided to split it into two episodes. This portion features the sexy decontamination scene you’ve all been waiting for! Join Jamie, Bill, and Maria as they work through the second half of the pilot episode of Star Trek: Enterprise, “Broken Bow.”
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Jamie, Bill, and Maria attempt to explain the first half of the pilot episode of Star Trek: Enterprise, “Broken Bow” to each other. We’re introduced to the crew of the first Enterprise and their first mission to help a wounded Klingon. Let’s see how it all started.
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Enterprisesplaining is a podcast about Star Trek: Enterprise. Three people who have never seen the show describe the adventures of the first starship Enterprise, and what can only be called the crabbiest crew in Star Trek history. They have the knowledge. They have the perspective. They have the faith of the heart. But, most importantly, they have microphones.
