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Celeste is giving knock-off CCB vibes, with enough desperation and hyperfixation to make men scatter on sight. And then there's Max, a football coach with all the focus of a puppy—"What's that? A random reindeer fact? Naval historical fiction?" While she wasn’t a character we could root for, we had to agree with her on buffet etiquette. This love may not be built to last, but hey, at least she got her new telescope. We were all in for the trivia, but by the third act, things really stalled (still don’t understand how they justified that baking montage?). More Ruby and a few more prayers from the nun might have saved this one!
Join us for Episode 8 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook and Instagram.
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Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies—A Carol for Two, Our Holiday Story, and Holiday Mismatch—in our scientifically snarky tier system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and X.
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Welcome to Someplace, Vermont, where straight people find every way to avoid talking about who they are or how they feel, and where $25 apparently saves 10 children—what a deal! This is a story of “when you know, you know,” except… when you don’t, you still do? We had a lot of questions with this one, like, is the daughter trying to kill off her boyfriend by not telling anyone he has a fatal nut allergy? This might be the longest love story ever told, but certainly has the classic Hallmark Christmas feeling.
Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and X.
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Back with another minisode, where we’re ranking this weekend’s holiday movies—Operation Nutcracker, The Christmas Charade, and The 5-Year Christmas Party—in our scientifically snarky tiered ranking system. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re here to break down which movies are worth your time, which are just watchable, and which are only good for the snark. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and X.
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One of the most snarkable movies we’ve seen in a long time, featuring a top-five snarkable moment—a five-story, one-handed rope slide (rope burn, anyone?) into a Christmas inflatable. So many twists in this one our necks hurt (her parents were also FBI agents??). Tara learned she wouldn’t make it as a spy due to her inability to pocket text—guess she’ll have to stick to her Hallmark job as a librarian. And glad to know if we ever need to break into a 24/7 secure vault, all we need is a precisely timed gingerbread cookie delivery. This plot unravels if you look at it for more than a second, but it’s so ridiculous you can’t help but watch.
Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and X.
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It’s the debut of our snark-filled minisode! This week, we’re putting three holiday contenders—'Twas the Date Before Christmas, Holiday Crashers, and Scouting for Christmas—through the ultimate ranking test. From “annoyingly good” to “snoozefest,” we’re dishing out the verdicts on what’s worth watching, what’s just watchable, and what’s only good for a snark-fest. Brace yourself for some fast and festive judgment. Ready, set, snark!
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and X.
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If you’ve ever wondered what Wedding Crashers would look like dipped in Christmas glitter and wrapped in a Hallmark bow, look no further. While Toni and Justin are two bland bananas, Justin’s hair definitely deserves its own IMDb page. We’re still not sure how he managed to get past all the lying—or maybe he’s just really into F1 and doula role-playing. The real question is: what kind of credit card debt does Bri have, and does Vinny make enough to cover her shopping addiction?
Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure as we watch, discuss, and judge Hallmark Christmas movies.
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and X.
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We're back and kicking off season six of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2024 preview special.
Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Ever thought, this science exhibit needs more Christmas? If so, and you're in Kansas, you must check out this hub-of-the-community planetarium featuring reindeer rockets, 90s clip art, and shopping mall NASA. Nothing says Kansas like curling.
Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
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We are kicking off season five of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2023 preview special.
Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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One of the silliest and most fun movies we've seen from Hallmark. Still...we had some questions. Is a cul-de-sac the right place for a tree lighting or Christmas carnival? How long has Pamela lived in this neighborhood? Will Ned find a good therapist? How does a Santa sprain his lap?
Also, we share our week 5 movie rankings for Inventing the Christmas Prince, Three Wise Men and a Baby, When I Think of Christmas, and Long Lost Christmas.
Join us for Episode 7 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
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This was a movie made for the heteros. A thirst trap comedy with great comedic delivery and even less feminism. We laughed, we cringed, but overall we worried about the safety of the baby.
Also, we share our week 4 movie rankings for In Merry Measure, The Royal Nanny, Christmas at the Golden Dragon, and Our Italian Christmas Memories.
Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
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This one is for all the people who wished that Pitch Perfect had been a made-for-tv Christmas movie. We learn that high schoolers can sing in complex harmonies with no effort and a leading men can wear glasses.
Also, we share our week 3 movie rankings for A Magical Christmas Village; Lights, Camera, Christmas; All Saints Christmas; and A Maple Valley Christmas.
Join us for Episode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
Check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com and follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
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A woman is roped into working as a costume director on a movie set under questionable conditions and then turns down two other jobs with similarly questionable conditions. Hallmark is making fun of itself with this one!
Also, we share our week 2 movie rankings for A Cozy Christmas Inn, Jolly Good Christmas, Ghosts of Christmas Always, and Christmas Bedtime Stories.
Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
Follow us @HallmarkSnark on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter or check out our latest rankings at HallmarkSnark.com
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This one is all about the tea with CCB. Honestly, Lauren was lucky to get out before Andy's poor business decisions dragged her down. Erica, now knows the family secret and there's no getting out. I guess, that's Garland for ya!
Also, we share our week 1 movie rankings for Noel Next Door, We Wish You a Married Christmas, A Kismet Christmas, and We Need a Little Christmas.
Join us for Episode 3 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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The most sympathetic Scrooge of all time encounters dozens of jerks and one physics-defying bunny. Also, tampons? And we introduce our new tiered ranking system for the season!
Join us for Episode 2 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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We are kicking off season four of Hallmark Snark with our very own Countdown to Christmas 2022 preview special.
Join us on our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Snark Attack! Our leading female owns an unsuccessful toy store that’s sinking into the ocean. She’s betrayed by her friends who sell out to a man who works too much and has a shoplifting daughter. Sadly, there were no actual mermaids in this one.
Join us for Episode 6 of our snarky adventures into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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This movie had one of the biggest plot holes of all time and was an ad for the worst ancestry/DNA website in the world. We were on the edge of our seats waiting to see how it would all be resolved. Spoiler - they just ignored the results. Who needs science when you have photographs and scanadian love?
Join us for Episode 5 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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Angie, a successful neurosurgeon, realizes she shouldn't have focused on her career of saving lives, but rather spending more time with her family at Christmas. Luckily a time traveling train takes her back to common sense and the love of her life. Also, there's an actual Christmas magic worm hole in this one. Choo Choo!
Join us for Episode 4 of our snarky adventure into watching, discussing, and judging Hallmark Christmas movies.
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