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#40 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service
Hi. My name is Jason Newland. I am a hypnotist and Counsellor.
This recording me being very boring for an hour. My aim is to bore you to sleep. In this boring session I tell you about the last 3 years of living with Andre. It's an extremely boring story. Only listen when you can safely close your eyes. Lots of love Jason Newland. xx -
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#39 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service
Hi. My name is Jason Newland. I am a hypnotist and Counsellor.
This recording me being very boring for an hour. My aim is to bore you to sleep. In this boring session I tell a pointless story about nothing. I should let you know that I coughed a couple of times during this recording. But I couldn't be bothered to edit it out.
Only listen or watch if you can safely close your eyes. Obviously you can't watch the video and have your eyes closed at the same time. You can, however listen to this free insomnia video. I should also point out that this session that has been recorded specifically to help you to fall asleep, may cause drowsiness.
That's about it really. I can't think of anything else to say. I suppose I could tell you a bit about the short waste of time story, but I don't want to spoil the surprise. Lots of love Jason Newland. xx
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#38 Let me BORE you to SLEEP - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service
Hi. My name is Jason Newland. I am a hypnotist and Counsellor.
This recording me being very boring for an hour. My aim is to bore you to sleep. In this tedious session, I discuss Superheroes. I talk about Superhero television programs, from my childhood. Also, I discuss Wonder Woman, who is my all time favourite TV Superhero. After naming the various televiosio shows which focused on Superhero's, I move onto the Superhero films. I remember first watching the original 3 Superman films. I talk about the newer Marvel films that I love watching. All in all, I manage to talk for over an hour, just listing the different films and tv shows that I recall viewing, over the years, from the age of 8 until now (aged 47).
I am a major fan of all the Superhero films. Of course, some I like more than others. I just love the idea of having powers that can be used to help people and save lives. I didn't talk about what super human power I would like to have myself, as I already have one - BEING THE MOST BORING MAN ON EARTH. Yep, I am truly blessed. I would make myself a celebratory cake, if I wasn't busy typing this bunch of cabbage patch poo. So, yet again, I have completed a yawnful experience for you not to enjoy. Remember to only ever listen to this Free sleep insomnia audio mp3 recording, when you can safely close your eyes. Also, if your watching the sleep session as a video, Only watch if you can safely close your eyes. Obviously you can't watch the video and have your eyes closed at the same time. You can, however listen to this free insomnia video. I should also point out that this session that has been recorded specifically to help you to fall asleep, may cause drowsiness.
I wish there was something more that I could tell you, but I guess you will have to listen in order to really appreciate all the wonderfulness of this sleepy sleeipness. Lots of love Jason Newland. xx
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#37 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service
My name is Jason Newland. This is a very boring recording, essentially for you to sleep easier. There is nothing for you to do. Just listen to me talk about my first experience, learning Karate when I was 13 years old. It is a very boring story and you may find your mind start to wander, as I keep talking boringly about my experiences as a teenager. I also discuss some of the other contact sports I got involved with, such as boxing & Kung Fu.
I talk about my memories of being in school and talking to my friend about his brother who attends the local Karate club. He was going to go and watch the class that evening. I asked if I could come along and he said yes. So, I did.
I think it was a Thursday evening and the Karate class was being held in a School Gymnasium. I sat at the side on some wooden benches. I was really impressed with how everyone seemed to be enjoying themselves, especially during the sparring sessions.
I decided then that I was going to join the club and start the following Tuesday evening. In fact that is exactly what I did. I spent the rest of my school life there. When I left school and got a full time job, I stopped going to Karate classes, as I was working evenings.
I also talk about a bunch of other stuff that I have probably forgotten about, so it's not really that important. Its all just a bunch of boring stuff to switch your mind off, so you can ease into a safe, natural sleep.
Only listen to this boring sleep session when You can safely close your eyes.
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#36 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service
Hello.My name is Jason Newland. I am a Counsellor and Hypnotist from Colchester, Essex, England. I decided to be extremely boring in thos recording.Theres is no hypnosis, or guided relaxation here. It's just me talking about my daily routine. I also discuss my bags for life that I have purchased from Iceland Frozen food store. I go into quite detail, a conversation that I had with a counter assistant in Iceland, as I attempted to change my bags for life. I had 2 carrier bags which had cost me 50p each. I bought them in December 2017. In about February 2018 I decided that carrying my frozen food home in bags that had christmassy decorations printed on them was not really very seasonal. So, I thought I would get them changed for more generic green bags that Iceland sell throughout the year. Anyway, I make this story last a lot longer than would seem possible, by just making stuff up.
Then, I talk about my daily morning routine, which involves the basic stuff that I imagine we all do. I just happen to again draw out the pointless descriptions of these regular tasks.
The whole point of this hour long boring recording, is for you to get so bored listening to my voice that sleep is inevitable. That's all there is to it really. Being Boring is my Superpower and I am trying to use it for good.
Only listen to this when you can safely close your eyes.
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#35 Let me bore you to sleep - zzzzzzzzz - Jason Newland's FREE Boredom Service
In this Free Sleep session, Hypnotist Jason Newland talks about a lot of boring stuff.
I discuss the idea of asking your unconscious mind to let go of any obstacles that may getting the way of you enjoying refreshing sleep. I also discuss the healing feeling of being inside a safe place, like the a mothers womb. Your body heals naturally, just as sleeping is something that you were born to be able to do, easily. You can ask your Unconscious mind to prepare you to feel sleepy at a certain time of the day or evening (depending on when you sleep). As the time comes, you can find yourself feeling more exhausted and physically heavier. It may even feel a bit of a task to even get into bed as you prepare to lay down. As your head touches the pillow, all the thoughts can move from your mind and be sucked into the pillow. Your mind can then feel empty and free, while your body continues to experience even more relaxation. The fact that you have asked your Unconscious mind to allow you to completely let go of all thoughts and to let go of any need to do anything, moves you into a sense of feeling totally safe.
Remember to only ever listen to this free audio insomnia download, or watch this sleep video on YouTube, when you can safely close your eyes. I guess it's kind of obvious, but I should warn that this free sleep recording, that is intended to cause boredom - leading to sleep, may cause drowsiness.
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