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Our duo stand now at the precipice - this is the final hurdle, the last challenge that they must face in order to obtain their black belts in Taekwontoe and graduate to become Podcast Grand Masters. The time is here, the time is now... we are in the end game.
Miami Minutes is done, friends!
It has been a pleasure sparring with you all.
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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.
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Those words keep rollin', rollin', rollin'... WHAT?
Yes, it's text town once more as our family delve into what little cinema stories can be gleaned from this motley crew. You'd better believe that there's some gems hidden in there, oh yes.
So hop on your bed and hold on to your jockstraps!
LET'S GET CRAZY! LET'S GET NUTS!
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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.
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Credits season is upon us! Join our (dynamic) duo as they quickly lose their minds and completely go off the rails!
Along the way they'll discuss the very concept of peace, mock Hulk Hogan and consign private parts to Rutland trees.
Get all this and more as Miami Minutes races toward the finish line!
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The Miami Minutes theme song is by Ash Lerczak (aka Doc Horror) of Zombina and The Skeletones and Double Echo.
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Jim meets his dad for the first time and they share the love. Already. After five seconds. As grown men.
The most important thing though is that, with the power and strength of his friends and family, Jim is going to make a recovery. He's in pain, but pain can't stop this titan of a man.
Our boys walk towards the camera on their way to board the 'Live-4-Ever' as the last of the proper footage freezes before us.
Then, the immortal words are shown for the first time...
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HE'S THE FATHER? HIM?!?!? THIS CHILD?!?!?
OK, sure, whatever... I guess this is where we're going with things...
The good news, however, is that Jim is going to be fine! Somehow the sword missed every single vital organ - what a stroke of luck! Now he can meet this FAKE grifter pretending to be one of his parents - how lovely.
Mr Brown, is it?
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The blood of Yashito stains his once pristine robes. Mark can rest easy.
OR NOT! He has to get Jim to the hospital - and fast!
John has managed to shake off the blood lust long enough to drive the car AND put a shirt on. I think he's going to be alright, folks.Will Jim, however? Our gang line up in the waiting room alongside a mysterious new visitor...
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Muddy Mark and Yucky Yashito are both ready to finish the fight once and for all. After seemingly defeating his foe, Mr Dragon walks away... only to be beset by a blade! Using the very tactics that he taught us all earlier, our hero turns the knife on the wielder. Yashito is defeated. It's over... it's finally over. Jim will be smiling down on this, I'm sure.
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Mark and Yashito (Jeff?) are locked in deadly combat - katanas, knives, kicks - it's all here as it's all on the line. Mark even attempts a little superpower, but sadly can't seem to successfully catch a flying blade. Better luck next time.
After delivering a devastating Dirty Deeds, how will Yashito get back into this thing?
FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER! FIGHT FOREVER!The next episode follows in one week, friends!
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Yashito is prepared, Yashito is ready - the meditation is done, the magic Naruto hand spells are in effect and the fool has been punished. It's time to take this war all the way to... the bottom of his pathway or something. WHERE THE HELL ARE THESE GUYS FIGHTING ANYWAY?!?!?
The biggest showdown since Mark vs Jeff is now on as the final battle to end all final battles is here, Taekwondo family.
Dattebayo!
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The war rages on and the ninja squad show no signs of getting back into the game. Dragon Sound have firmly established control as they cut shoulders in two, slice faces in half and even find time for a light jog. Nobody can defeat the Sensei of Swole and his 24 inch pythons, brother! Now crawl for me...
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John slices and dices through ninja nobodies and this guy’s innards continue to fly out with abandon.
Oh yeah, drown him too! AND STAB HIM AGAIN! RUB THAT SALT INTO THE WOUND, BABY!
Mark is feeling all of the feels. He's about to have a Menty B and I don't think we can blame him at this point - let it all out. Push out the jive, bring in the love.
THE LOVE OF NINJA SLAYING, THAT IS!
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John has gone from an angry man to the Doom Slayer incarnate - time to rip and tear. No mercy!
Mark is feeling the same kind of way as he stabs a fool of his own. Jim must be both protected AND avenged. A double whammy!
As the crimson flows (and explodes), join our duo on this wild ride of blades and booze.
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Jim is slowly expiring as Mark drags him through dirt and ditches, water and swampland, all in an effort to... comfort him? Mark seems to know that hope is lost.
Meanwhile, John fights on for his fallen friend, taking revenge on these fools with no pity in his heart. He's certainly got a katana for theirs, however!The next episode follows in one week, friends!
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Jeff's death shall be avenged! In the most tragic way for Dragon Sound fans and orpan-enthusiasts alike.
This week we see Mark desperately attempting to keep Jim out of the way of the oncoming ninja onslaught. Jim's tie is sadly a fatality in the skirmish... and Jim himself may very well be next.
Our hero goes down in the most dramatic of fashions as we all shed a tear for our boy.
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"Here in my car
I feel safest of all
I can lock all my doors
It's the only way to live in cars"Ninjas...
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Jane is here to reconnect with her love. She's done a lot of soul searching over the last... day? Two days? The grieving is done, apparently - it's time to get back to romance, baby.
Mark and John get Jim to the car, ready for his big meeting with pop. Apparently there's going to be NEON SIGNS and everything upon their return. Let's see if that ends up happening...
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Jim's happiest day is fast approaching, so Mark and John take him to buy his first big boy suit - the former even using his dad-kwon-do to teach tie tying! He's all grown up *tear*.
Once he's got the 'fit, they head back home just in time for Jane to... kind of... sort of... maybe... briefly... mention the whole dead brother thing. Oof...The next episode follows in one week, friends!
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Jim opens the mail, like he does every morning. There's never anything there, is there? Never anything of worth anyway. A newspaper, some brochures, junk... except today there's one a daddy waiting just for him! In the literal sense. OH MY GOOOOOOOOD!
Jim was surprised... and the Miami Minutes team may just had a surprise addition of their own this time...
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The Miami Ninja are gearing up for the showdown to end all showdowns... but all Yashito can think of is good times with his now-deceased boy. Remember the fun they used to have at business meetings? Lost now like tears in rain.
Meanwhile, Jim sashay's to the mailbox and finds something rather important...
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It's the end of an era as a fan-favourite meets his demise. He may be evil, but he was the king our hearts... and beards. Has Mark gone too far? Was it justified? Was it deliberate? Our duo may be at odds on this one!
Yashito feels a great disturbance in the force, as if his beloved suddenly fell silent...
It's time to rally the Miami Ninja! The final showdown awaits!
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