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Help!! My Name is Ruben, and if you're reading this message, PLEASE SEND HELP!! I've been abducted by Aliens and they're forcing me to watch and Review Anime. They're sending the recordings to rest of the Universe to help their civilization save time on picking Anime's they want to watch. Hopefully the recordings reach Earth, and with enough listens someone can find me.
P.S. Someone please Feed my cat Zelda. My Address is.........
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