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Why emergency break day?
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I got stuck in a car wash this weekend and they had to stop the whole thing.
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Hold on, we got it.
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Hold on.
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Do we have time?
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Why are we doing this now?
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Why are we doing this now?
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I will make it a section.
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Basically, I cannot fit in car washes anymore because I have really big tires, but there's
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one my mom goes to.
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So I was like, so excited.
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I really, I hate washing my Jeep manually because I'm just a lazy bitch.
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And the guys like, yeah, there's the best in the list about his car wash.
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I'm like, cool.
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So then I went and I hate getting on that little line too.
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It always makes me nervous, but I got there.
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So we were going through and everything was going swimmingly.
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And so I was in and I was in the middle of it.
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I already gone through the first part and then all of a sudden it was like, to tune, to
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tune, to tune.
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And I felt like it lifted my Jeep and it was like, go, go, go, go, I was going left or
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right.
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I'm like, what's happening?
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What?
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I know, I know, I know, I know, I know what to do with my mom.
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My mom was in the passenger scene.
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She's freaking out so she starts honking the horn.
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Oh, that's going to happen.
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It did because they knew something was wrong.
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So they stopped the entire car wash and all these people had to run in and what happened
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was it was those really big long like ribbon brushes and they got stuck in the front
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of my stinger.
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So I got wrapped all around the front of that and it was like lifting my Jeep up and
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like left and right.
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So they had to get it out of there and then pushed me past that part or I drove past that
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part and then it went back on again.
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I was like, and like these giant alarms going off.
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My mom thought it was hilarious because we had another instance, like a couple of years
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ago where she was trying to go in the car wash and her Jeep was too tall.
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So she like stopped the entire line and moved every car to get her out of there and I was
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dying laughing.
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And this was like absolute payback.
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So my car was covered in soap.
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They had to like manually finish it.
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TODAY on the show we started off by recapping a fight that we had last week on the show over the word of the day. We also got into some sports talk and took some phone calls. We got into our Days of the Week and received our Word of the Day. We talked about the upcoming 33 day Go Cleanse challenge and how Lex is gonna be participating. Terry finally revealed his top secret "Dog" shirt that he's been holding onto for some time. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We also did a few epic segments of Dee singing "White Rock."
TOMORROW on the show we have SOCIAL MEDIA BEATDOWN.
CLIP OF THE DAY: Sarah's Jeep Got Stuck In A Car Wash & The Things These 8th Graders Said 2 Their Teacher
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Um, I got this uh, eighth grade teacher.
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She uh, I guess she cataloged a lot of the things that were said to her during the eighth grade school year, you know, we're in summer.
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I think pretty much maybe across the nation now we're in summer with everybody.
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Some of the stuff these kids said to her.
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I mean, it's brutal, it's funny, and then some of it makes no sense.
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Alright, here we go.
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Things that my eighth graders have said to me, are you in therapy?
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You seem like the type.
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[Laughter]
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It's a good start.
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Why was it say that to somebody?
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Oh, God.
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A student got the answer right and yelled, "Yah, I felt that one in my nuggets."
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[Laughter]
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I mean, Smirks, she has on her face like she really wants to laugh and that one.
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I'm so glad she's writing these down.
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Your pants look like trash bags sewn together.
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Ha ha, trash bag pants.
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[Laughter]
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I don't get why you write so much on my rough draft.
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I'm not reading all that bra for real for real.
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[Laughter]
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She's got her shirt on.
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TODAY on the show we started off as we always do on a Monday with some weekend recaps! We also got into some MLB and NBA talk and announced our Sports Picks winner. We got in our Days of the Week and received brand new PRIDE Word of the Day! We got into some Sarah B Trending. Dee and Lex talked about their experience going to Sarah's dance class. We got into some Talk Nerdy to Me and Celebrity Death Pool. We also learned about the latest and greatest in celebrity nudity from Mr. Skin.
TOMORROW on the show Dee sings WHITE ROCK!
CLIP OF THE DAY: He Forgot His Old Man Pills
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Hey, you're in Lexington, Terry.
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Good morning, Sydney.
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No.
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Oh, I went to CACDC and I didn't grow it when you liked that.
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Did you have a good time overall?
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I wrote.
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We had a great time.
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I went with Brad.
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He's only 10 years older than me,
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but I looked like 30 years younger.
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I was surprised.
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[LAUGHTER]
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Is that miserable?
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You are adorable.
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Did he drive?
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He drove the two-hole to drive.
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He didn't.
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We ride the motorcycle.
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I couldn't.
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We went to William Nelson.
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Oh, my God.
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He'd better to stage A, and he took me to CACDC or Barrel in Parkway.
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Oh, yeah.
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Yeah, Roe Vance.
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Oh, man.
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We had an Airbnb, and he wouldn't even do anything with me.
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Why?
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Did you want him to?
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I was up into the situation, but he forgot his old man,
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and he drove.
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[LAUGHTER]
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[INAUDIBLE]
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[INAUDIBLE]
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That's got to be a touch.
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No, he didn't get his web satirac, either.
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TODAY on the show we started off by taking a trip down memory lane about past gifts we were given and sports camps that we attended. Lex told us all about his new child neighbors that he can't stand and why he wants to move away. We got our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also TAINT THURSDAY and for the first time in a while we did some SAY YOUR LINES the "Happy Gilmore" edition!
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee's Wife Hung Him Out 2 Dry
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I'm excited, this will be great.
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Y'all are coming to class with me.
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You're dead to me, Dee.
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What do, what do, what do, what do, what do?
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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Why, why, why, why, why you make me dead? [laughs]
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Because you, it's so happily invited her to join you in your misery, because you already committed.
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This is going to be good, and now that my wife is out of school, we may be able to do this, you know, at least twice a month.
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I know, I don't know, Sassy, see, all that well, but I know her well enough to know I don't think she wants to do this.
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No, no, no, my wife will be willing to go.
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There's only one way to find out about her exuberance.
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Oh, all right, pop, pop, pop, I'm calling for you, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you jump ten of you.
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Yeah, I want to hear, I want to hear how excited she is.
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She is fine with it.
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She, she, she's phase one, phase two.
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Is she even know about it yet?
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Yes!
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Hi.
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Hey, baby, on the radio, no cursing.
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What's up?
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Lex?
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[laughs]
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Thanks.
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That you're not.
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No, no, I'm preface the question, just ask her, she's excited.
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Okay, are you excited about going to the dance tonight?
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Oh, not really.
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[laughs]
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Damn, that's not me.
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[laughs]
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'Cause I don't know how to dance, you know this.
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This is, this is going to teach you.
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Okay, I love you.
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Okay, okay, let's do this, let's do this.
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I understand your fear of not knowing how to dance, but what about the fellowship, you know, seeing Sarah now,
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Rhonda and Lex are coming, you know, so to have that camaraderie, are you excited about that?
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You know?
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[laughs]
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You just make me look so bad all the way around.
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She's going though, she's going though.
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It's cool, yeah?
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Oh, baby. -
TODAY on the show we started off talking about the new phenomenon and etiquette of sidewalk walking and passing. We tried to talk Lex into running for the mayor of the town of Denison. We got into our Days of the Week and got in our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We talked NHL and NBA playoffs and how disappointed we were in certain teams. Terry told us about a new podcast he is going to be the very first guest on. We also played several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE for show points!
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Really Left Terry Hanging
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Alright so uh, it's getting late into the show, it's time to do some name that tune.
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What's happening to me?
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The greatest dream.
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I might know this.
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This is not my deal.
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Oh!
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I think I'm made.
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I do not.
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Anybody?
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I mean, I can't believe you bashed the, you know, this and you followed up with this song.
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I don't know it.
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I've heard it before.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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I just see Haley's comment.
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Alright, 321, I don't even know.
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I don't even know that random part.
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Yeah, but we don't know the song.
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I think it's called Lexism Mo.
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No, why?
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Yeah, you better be careful what you're saying there.
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It's Jemmley's brother, bro.
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By the Moans.
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Yeah, I don't care.
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I don't care.
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The song is a little softer than Jemmley's brother.
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It's a little too softer than Jemmley's brother.
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I love that band, Shine Down.
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Well, that's, well, that's their biggest song, so you don't love it.
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I do, I do.
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I do.
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I like their other stuff.
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Oh, you like what?
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Um,
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Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I really wish I had one of the titles, but I know it would be amazing.
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It would have been good, but you got me. -
TODAY on the show we started off with our long Memorial Day weekend vacation recaps. Lex gave his review of the brand new Mission Impossible movie. Terry told us about spending the weekend with his family and also how he almost got attacked by crows. We got into our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We read an email from a very concerned listener who wants us all to reevaluate our lives so that the Lex & Terry Show sticks around for his kids to hear. We also did our next round of Celebrity Death Pool.
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We're talking about Sherry's mother's narcissism,
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and this is kind of a narcissistic way to look at this.
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You know, Sherry's mom,
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like when her stepdad got cancer.
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I believe the first thing Sherry's mom,
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what she said was, "That's just my luck."
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(laughing)
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- I'm sorry.
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- What the hell is wrong with Sherry's mom?
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(laughing)
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- Oh man!
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(laughing)
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- I hope you don't mind me saying this.
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(laughing)
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- Hey, kind of tells now why Sherry may not give it a long
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so well.
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- You think so?
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TODAY on the show we started off feeling VERY saucy! Dee brought up a conversation he and Sarah had about past relationships and how Sarah should have a reality show called "gotcha girl!" We went over some more hypothetical situations which caused some major laughs and some feelings to get hurt. We got in our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Sarah shared a sad and weird intimate moment she had the night before. Dee went on an exploration to find the building's brand new vending machines and rate the items inside. We ended the show with a fight about kittens and puppies.
TRANSCRIPT
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Would you rather have to be on top for the rest of your life or on the bottom for the rest of your life?
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Bottom in what I'm thinking about
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Pillow princess that's me bottom. Yeah for the rest of your life
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I mean I had to be a dead fish or do work. Well, it's retired
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Okay, I see what you're saying you're taking the for the rest of your life. I see what you're doing
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You're taking the easier way. Yeah, I'm in
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You're doing nothing you put some thought in this I might have to rethink my I mean vision
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I'm envisioning the aging process and I'm taking bottom
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I want to work
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I'm pretty sure that the lovely man you end up with will be happy. I think they do
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Possibly
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Yeah, I guess I gotta go a little lazy angle myself
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Yeah, I'm going bottom
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Not only you have a choice
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He put it down because he's like putting it like I like him come on legs
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He's doing something
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Here's sassy
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Oh, like Ronald over here living 300 pounds weights a night
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Trying to be the world strongest bodybuilding woman
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That's kind of suspect because it's like a seesaw
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I
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Oh
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*laughs*
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Well, see you soon! -
TODAY on the show we started off with Terry once again talked about his marketing campaign for Angel Tears. We also talked about other new ventures we wanna start. We played some phone calls from out 24 hour hotline. We got into our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into some great hypothetical questions that ended up being hilarious. We also did some Try Something New Tuesday that has all of the sudden become quite a controversial bit!
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Don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answer too
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Yeah but they also GET to work with him
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That maybe true but I think Timothee probably doesn't care
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Does he know a Miss No Elbows?
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"Too many Martini's..."
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But does he remember the Alamo?
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Now I gotta know what the 20 dollar lie is like
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Life is a flat circle
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Hey at least he made it on the podium
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Mirrors are still scarier though
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No there's nothing wrong, that's just how he is
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