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TODAY on the show we started off by taking a trip down memory lane about past gifts we were given and sports camps that we attended. Lex told us all about his new child neighbors that he can't stand and why he wants to move away. We got our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. It was also TAINT THURSDAY and for the first time in a while we did some SAY YOUR LINES the "Happy Gilmore" edition!
TOMORROW on the show we have Horoscopes, Blues News and Sports Picks!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Dee's Wife Hung Him Out 2 Dry
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I'm excited, this will be great.
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Y'all are coming to class with me.
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You're dead to me, Dee.
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What do, what do, what do, what do, what do?
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[laughs]
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[laughs]
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Why, why, why, why, why you make me dead? [laughs]
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Because you, it's so happily invited her to join you in your misery, because you already committed.
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This is going to be good, and now that my wife is out of school, we may be able to do this, you know, at least twice a month.
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I know, I don't know, Sassy, see, all that well, but I know her well enough to know I don't think she wants to do this.
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No, no, no, my wife will be willing to go.
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There's only one way to find out about her exuberance.
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Oh, all right, pop, pop, pop, I'm calling for you, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, you jump ten of you.
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Yeah, I want to hear, I want to hear how excited she is.
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She is fine with it.
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She, she, she's phase one, phase two.
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Is she even know about it yet?
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Yes!
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Hi.
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Hey, baby, on the radio, no cursing.
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What's up?
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Lex?
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[laughs]
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Thanks.
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That you're not.
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No, no, I'm preface the question, just ask her, she's excited.
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Okay, are you excited about going to the dance tonight?
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Oh, not really.
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[laughs]
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Damn, that's not me.
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[laughs]
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'Cause I don't know how to dance, you know this.
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This is, this is going to teach you.
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Okay, I love you.
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Okay, okay, let's do this, let's do this.
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I understand your fear of not knowing how to dance, but what about the fellowship, you know, seeing Sarah now,
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Rhonda and Lex are coming, you know, so to have that camaraderie, are you excited about that?
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You know?
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[laughs]
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You just make me look so bad all the way around.
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She's going though, she's going though.
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It's cool, yeah?
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[laughs]
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Oh, baby. -
TODAY on the show we started off talking about the new phenomenon and etiquette of sidewalk walking and passing. We tried to talk Lex into running for the mayor of the town of Denison. We got into our Days of the Week and got in our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We talked NHL and NBA playoffs and how disappointed we were in certain teams. Terry told us about a new podcast he is going to be the very first guest on. We also played several rounds of NAME THAT TUNE for show points!
TOMORROW on the show it is TAINT THURSDAY!
CLIP OF THE DAY: Lex Really Left Terry Hanging
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Alright so uh, it's getting late into the show, it's time to do some name that tune.
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What's happening to me?
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The greatest dream.
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I might know this.
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This is not my deal.
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Oh!
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I think I'm made.
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I do not.
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Anybody?
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I mean, I can't believe you bashed the, you know, this and you followed up with this song.
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I don't know it.
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I've heard it before.
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Hold on, hold on, hold on.
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I just see Haley's comment.
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Alright, 321, I don't even know.
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I don't even know that random part.
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Yeah, but we don't know the song.
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I think it's called Lexism Mo.
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No, why?
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Yeah, you better be careful what you're saying there.
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It's Jemmley's brother, bro.
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By the Moans.
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Yeah, I don't care.
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I don't care.
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The song is a little softer than Jemmley's brother.
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It's a little too softer than Jemmley's brother.
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I love that band, Shine Down.
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Well, that's, well, that's their biggest song, so you don't love it.
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I do, I do.
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I do.
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I like their other stuff.
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Oh, you like what?
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Um,
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Well, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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I really wish I had one of the titles, but I know it would be amazing.
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It would have been good, but you got me. -
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TODAY on the show we started off with our long Memorial Day weekend vacation recaps. Lex gave his review of the brand new Mission Impossible movie. Terry told us about spending the weekend with his family and also how he almost got attacked by crows. We got into our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We read an email from a very concerned listener who wants us all to reevaluate our lives so that the Lex & Terry Show sticks around for his kids to hear. We also did our next round of Celebrity Death Pool.
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We're talking about Sherry's mother's narcissism,
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and this is kind of a narcissistic way to look at this.
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You know, Sherry's mom,
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like when her stepdad got cancer.
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I believe the first thing Sherry's mom,
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what she said was, "That's just my luck."
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(laughing)
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- I'm sorry.
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- What the hell is wrong with Sherry's mom?
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(laughing)
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- Oh man!
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(laughing)
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- I hope you don't mind me saying this.
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(laughing)
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- Hey, kind of tells now why Sherry may not give it a long
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so well.
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- You think so?
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TODAY on the show we started off feeling VERY saucy! Dee brought up a conversation he and Sarah had about past relationships and how Sarah should have a reality show called "gotcha girl!" We went over some more hypothetical situations which caused some major laughs and some feelings to get hurt. We got in our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. Sarah shared a sad and weird intimate moment she had the night before. Dee went on an exploration to find the building's brand new vending machines and rate the items inside. We ended the show with a fight about kittens and puppies.
TRANSCRIPT
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Would you rather have to be on top for the rest of your life or on the bottom for the rest of your life?
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Bottom in what I'm thinking about
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Pillow princess that's me bottom. Yeah for the rest of your life
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I mean I had to be a dead fish or do work. Well, it's retired
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Okay, I see what you're saying you're taking the for the rest of your life. I see what you're doing
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You're taking the easier way. Yeah, I'm in
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You're doing nothing you put some thought in this I might have to rethink my I mean vision
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I'm envisioning the aging process and I'm taking bottom
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I want to work
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I'm pretty sure that the lovely man you end up with will be happy. I think they do
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Possibly
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Yeah, I guess I gotta go a little lazy angle myself
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Yeah, I'm going bottom
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Not only you have a choice
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He put it down because he's like putting it like I like him come on legs
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He's doing something
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Here's sassy
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Oh, like Ronald over here living 300 pounds weights a night
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Trying to be the world strongest bodybuilding woman
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That's kind of suspect because it's like a seesaw
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I
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Oh
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*laughs*
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Well, see you soon! -
TODAY on the show we started off with Terry once again talked about his marketing campaign for Angel Tears. We also talked about other new ventures we wanna start. We played some phone calls from out 24 hour hotline. We got into our Days of the Week and received our MAY Word of the Day. We got into some Sarah B Trending. We got into some great hypothetical questions that ended up being hilarious. We also did some Try Something New Tuesday that has all of the sudden become quite a controversial bit!
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Don't ask questions you don't wanna know the answer too
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Yeah but they also GET to work with him
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That maybe true but I think Timothee probably doesn't care
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Does he know a Miss No Elbows?
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"Too many Martini's..."
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But does he remember the Alamo?
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Now I gotta know what the 20 dollar lie is like
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Life is a flat circle
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Hey at least he made it on the podium
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Mirrors are still scarier though
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No there's nothing wrong, that's just how he is
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Now we need to get drunk guy with Taint
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Just make sure he's not going sicko mode
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Only on days that end in Y
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