Эпизоды
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I’m so hot to trot right now. Stay cool while we’re entering a spinning picture cut-scene, falling out of the sky, stealing crashed balloon parts, disregarding mortality, beating perverted slime balls, attempting a ritual, shitting on a tradesman, regretting the fool mirror purchase, choosing bow or cane, producing kindergartener music, simulating the rocking of mother, corrupting a song with monsters, blowing chunks, dreaming of a green-eyed boy, and sulking in a hut while we repeatedly listen to awful music. That’s why Chris wears a hat to bed.
00:00:00 Season 8 Will Be…
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00:02:48 Intro
00:04:00 Ballooners
00:05:53 Crashed At Reza
00:15:53 Revisiting Iluk
00:21:26 Revisiting Meribia
00:22:06 Revisiting Vane
00:22:57 Crossing Meryod
00:38:33 Lyton
00:49:40 Lyton Houses
00:57:49 Real Net
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Why don’t you come with me? I’m going to take us to a cool place…a podcast. In such a place we’re becoming a Thieves Guild member, recalling petty crime stories, developing a third ulcer, spanking another bottom, maintaining the fortune teller bit, calling Ramus a “chuckoid,” handing over the blueprints, indulging in floating bug science, encouraging interest in horticulture, bonus dreaming, chilling in a volcano, walking through the flames, and heavily criticizing a dragon’s appearance. I’ll never be able to understand the criminal mind.
00:00:00 Massage Gun 00:03:39 Intro 00:04:56 Return to Reza 00:11:12 Thieves Bazaar 00:19:20 Lily’s Room 00:26:50 Revisiting Burg 00:27:21 Revisiting Meribia 00:27:43 Revisiting Meryod 00:28:12 Iluk - Building the Balloon 00:32:36 Fluffy Bug 00:35:23 Bug Balloon 00:40:01 Balloon Trip 00:40:49 Red Dragon Cave 00:45:20 Bronze Dogs 00:51:06 Red Dragon 00:56:40 Real Net 00:59:13 Outro Patreon: patreon.com/retroam Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia E-Mail: [email protected] Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com -
Пропущенные эпизоды?
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Knowledge is meaningless if it’s not shared with others. Just like podcasts, especially when we’re possessing the cornerstone that may become the foundation, confirming remastered butt crack, procuring special knowledge, wishing we were playing N.A.R.C., gaining entrance, neglecting typo correction in the remaster, loving pop quizzes, testing the power of friendship, controlling force, blowing out chocolate chunks, refusing to help yellers, farting old, inventing new typos, appreciating Victor, performing the world’s worst collaborative art project, fashioning a jimmy, wishing for a tapeworm, and forcing literacy. He wants to touch it and love it.
00:00:00 Season 8 Update 00:02:39 Intro 00:04:09 More Bath 00:07:49 Damon’s Tower Floor 1 00:20:35 Damon’s Tower Floor 2 00:29:05 Damon’s Tower Floor 3 00:37:50 Damon’s Tower Floor 4 00:43:15 Damon’s Tower Floor 5 00:51:54 Damon’s Tower Floor 6 00:57:20 Real Net 01:01:07 Outro Patreon: patreon.com/retroam Bluesky: @retrogradeamnesia.bsky.social YouTube: www.youtube.com/@RetrogradeAmnesia E-Mail: [email protected] Website: www.retrogradeamnesia.com -
You will live forever. And you will never be alone…as long as you’re listening to us fancying a brain lick, nailing non-relatives, regrettably identifying with Nash, pissing wickedly, joshin’ guys, biologically challenging a pervert, referencing “♫♫ diarrhea ♫♫ diarrhea ♫♫,” getting secret words in a notebook, smelling like booze, wetting a pig trough at sloppin’ time, rejecting klan slogans, consulting a magic mirror, readin’ self helpin’ books, talking a bit about Lunar Remastered, shattering magic with a primal scream, and replacing cunnilingus with karaoke. She can’t sing or dance worth beans.
00:00:00 Intro
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00:02:17 Meryod Woods
00:06:01 Meryod Pre-Bridge Incident
00:11:28 Meryod Bridge Collapse
00:19:53 Meryod Bar
00:24:53 Meryod Harmony Scene
00:27:46 Meryod Indoors
00:34:35 Luner Remastered Update
00:38:44 Plaster Mel
00:46:36 Real Net
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Let the scrubbing commence. Once clean, we’re deploying a burgle, only robbing the rich folks, assuming Reza’s city planners were children, reading the big book of suckers, imagining “podcasting town,” falling off a high horse, tangling undergarments, giving up all passions, becoming the next Chutney Dallas, looping family trees like clover, purifying the soul, feeling manly dirt, fixin’ that ice grime, having intercourse communion, and pre-visiting inventor town. Work Hard. Learn Much. Steal All (except for podcasts).
00:00:00 Season 8 Determinations
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00:07:40 Intro 00:08:48 Reza NPCs
00:15:22 Reza Indoors
00:31:51 Reza Bar
00:41:21 Male Hot Spring
00:45:09 Iluk
01:00:24 Real Net
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This is the perfect time to be drinking. With your ears. To us designing secret behavior oppression systems, using outdated language, concentrating blue hair divinity, baking “nookie cookies,” wolf whistling a queen, remembering Barney violence, realizing she’s jailbait, finally referencing Seinfeld, bumping off, getting rid of the magic gimp, chewing on a tongue, escalating an argument, corrupting a save file, sacrificing liquor to god, and getting burgled at Reza. With hard work, and bad hygiene, you can achieve anything.
00:00:00 Season 8 Seasons
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00:02:10 Intro
00:04:07 Nanza With Kyle
00:25:09 South Nanza Pass
00:27:52 Althena’s Shrine With Kyle
00:30:37 Burg With Kyle
00:32:02 Saith With Kyle
00:36:55 Meribia With Kyle
00:43:03 Vane With Kyle
00:49:39 Lann With Kyle
00:52:02 Reza
00:57:49 Real Net
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When I want your opinion, I’ll give it to you…in the form of a podcast, where we’re suffering cursed mask after effects, removing a reference to childbirth, grossly misinterpreting “girl group,” requiring Nash’s friendship, setting out on a Dragon Quest, sleeping with the fishes, panty raiding, listening to ABBA all day long, reading a diary to go insane, spanking another bottom, over-inflating a bimbo, letting emotions overrule common sense, demanding anime in society, releasing weasel, adding a fifth hero, and wondering if Kyle or Victor is Kyle’s worst enemy. This is a nightmare.
00:00:00 Season 8 Speculation
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00:01:47 Intro
00:03:51 Post-Crustacean Magic Guild
00:15:04 Magic Guild NPCs
00:23:27 Vane NPCs
00:28:26 Burg NPCs
00:30:36 Saith NPCs
00:34:17 Meribia NPCs
00:35:33 Althena’ Shrine NPCs
00:35:41 Lann NPCs
00:36:05 Kyle
00:53:11 Real Net
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Are you being able to look into my brain magically? Are you able to ear listen to us yearning for days of wine and song, creating a Hot Rod situation, making sure this Bud’s for you, speaking with bad grammar, calling dad by his first name, focusing on the world of nature, staying in the closet, ogling stuff we don’t need, establishing the prescient NPC, getting drunk after an argument, building a body for sin, bringing out the slipper-kisser in me, reliving the trauma of the past, and falling down a spiral of regret. No nuts. Only sadness.
00:00:00 Season 8 Speculation
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00:02:44 Intro
00:04:07 Mel’s Mansion, Post Stone
00:10:01 Meriba Post Stone
00:26:24 Black Rose Post Stone
00:33:03 Althena’s Shrine Post Stone
00:34:39 Nanza Barrier Post Stone
00:43:52 Lann Post Stone
00:45:16 Saith Post Stone
00:46:43 Burg Post Stone
00:47:35 Vile Crustacean
00:56:06 Real Net
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Down here, it doesn’t matter. Down here, we’re loving when a town turns into a dungeon, keeping the Ramus Shop vibes intact, starting a signal fire, CAPITALIZING words ARBITRARILY, ethically debating nude fortune telling, yacking all over shoes, asking for booze, screaming like a cat in heat, frying bastards alive, exploring tomato broiling technology, really getting into the weeds with flame broilers, getting dad stoned, reading Mel’s book titles, and reminiscing Larry Johnson and the value of physical nostalgia. Get out there and be the hero you always talk about becoming.
00:00:00 Nostalgia Timing
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00:03:45 Intro
00:06:18 Meribia Imperiled
00:10:35 Ramus’ Shop
00:17:38 Black Rose Street Imperiled
00:25:41 Meribian Panic II
00:27:52 Seagull Tavern Panic
00:35:42 Mel’s Mansion Panic
00:48:20 Sadness
00:48:48 Mel vs Xenobia
00:55:49 Meribia - Sega CD
00:57:03 Real Net
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It’s painful when the memories return too suddenly. It’s less painful when we’re stealing villagers for mining work, blowing up a tombstone, revealing Chris’ ultimate weirdo secret, counting action figures, seeding rumors of a beautiful singer, shaking the faith of the faithful, extracting lore from the library, taking over the world for non-sexual reasons, psychologically torturing mom, realizing Alex is the last potential Dragon Master, guessing the next three plot points, mistrusting handsome men, confusing GnR with AC/DC, and yanking buns out of a fire. Whatever the problem is, the books will always have an answer.
00:00:00 Suiko Promo
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00:02:07 Intro
00:03:50 Burg-er Time
00:05:40 Saith-er Time
00:14:58 Nanza Barrier Time
00:17:43 Lann-er Time
00:18:40 Althena’s Shrine-r Time
00:20:43 Vane-r Time
00:24:45 Magic Guild-er Time
00:44:46 Panic In Meribia
00:47:41 Real Net
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I have so many frightening dreams these days. You have so many Lunar podcasts. This one’s got us getting villainously angry at Dyne’s Monument, locating a prescient Burg resident, being last beheld, refusing to forgive a loss-causing world, sending in the clowns, executing the perfect anime betrayal, speculating jokerification points, staring a dragon equipment collection, becoming a nasty little stain, mixing titillation with fear, asking Ghaleon to not kill one specific guy, threatening to bite off nuts, and boiling every video game objective down to this question: are you a bad enough dude to rescue the president?
00:00:00 Tryout Update
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00:03:11 Ghaleon at Dyne’s Monument
00:06:34 Burg Spring
00:11:59 Not Ghaleon, Dear Quark
00:31:05 Sega CD Ghaleon x Quark
00:37:31 Alex Wakes Up
00:43:05 Back In Burg
00:49:38 Dyne’s Monument
00:57:52 Real Net
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Once more into the poopy pit. Inside that mess we’re aspiring to the rank of Dragonmaster, misunderstanding Jessica’s social cues, hijacking the seas, letting Jessica cook in Silver Star Harmony, blowing up food, sleeping on the floor, getting my dinghy wet, better concealing the evil in our hearts, hitting Alex with a Trolley Problem, refusing to sign cleavage, suggesting a three way, repairing the marriage for the kid, avoiding hag sister friendship, debunking Fulari, and living a Total Elimination lifestyle. Just kidding, perv.
00:00:00 Fake Net Tryout Eval #1
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00:01:44 Intro
00:03:08 Master Mel & Ghaleon
00:08:24 Mel’s Mansion Sleepover
00:15:38 Bad Dream
00:17:53 Merbia’n
00:24:17 Boat Trip
00:27:37 Ghaleon x Saith
00:34:30 Ghaleon x Saith Houses
00:43:33 Ghaleon x Old Hag
00:47:47 Ghaleon x Weird Woods
00:48:19 Ghaleon x Burg
00:51:54 Ghaleon x Burg Houses
00:54:40 Real Net
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Enough with the googoo eyes, you geek. All you need is googoo ears to hear us forcing Mia to take control of the Magic Guild, sequence breaking a heel turn, addressing a problem but refusing to solve it, sniffing Mia’s bed sheets, beating the shit out of Lemia, using knowledge of the past to deal with the present, seeking to get railed, ogling at a birdy leggy bromide, becoming a sensual tomboy, only hiring pretty ladies, playing music from Eternal Blue, and marveling at Mary’s lust for Sega CD Alex. Loser pays for the drinks.
00:00:00 The Fake Net Is Dead
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00:02:40 Intro
00:04:42 Great Hall Debrief
00:12:21 Magic Guild Debrief
00:21:52 Vane Debrief
00:30:20 Spring of Transmission
00:31:00 Althena’s Shrine Debrief
00:34:24 Meribia: What’s New?
00:45:21 Black Rose Street Debrief
00:50:05 Meribia Dock Debrief
00:50:37 Mel’s Mansion
00:52:59 Real Net
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Show all the true soul of this imposter. Show your ears the tales of us demonstrating bravery, wearing underthings on the dome, prohibiting weapons at church, restoring memory with song, kidnapping singers for occult rituals, going Full Mom, predicting anime, desiring evil mommy punishment, blinging the dragon ring, passing back through the Cave of Trial, sorting through extended Sega CD events, and debuting the world’s finest Ghaleon impression. Brought to you by Michael “Rage” Hardy and James “Smarty” Cools.
00:00:00 Let’s Be Cops
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00:01:09 Intro
00:02:43 Return to Magic Guild
00:07:12 Crystal Tower
00:15:33 Star Chamber
00:26:06 Anime Spiral
00:28:39 Resuming Star Chamber
00:35:40 Sega CD Star Chamber
00:42:14 Star Chamber Debrief
00:47:40 Real Net
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Screaming will achieve nothing. That's why we're speaking at normal volume about lamenting the loss of democracy, getting weirdly nationalist about fish and chips, committing to a Ghaleon bit, doubling down on menopause jokes, finding ourselves incarcerated, taking Luna to Golgotha, spitting up dots, wondering if mom’s soul has been poisoned, smelling the real mom, freeing a criminal, growing a backbone, eating lunch during class, telling the world Alex is not a criminal, and doubling down on feet stuff. Crap on a Krispy Kreme.
00:00:00 Naming Roses
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00:02:38 Intro
00:04:23 Grand Hall
00:12:17 Meeting Lemia
00:20:27 Jail
00:35:06 Jailbreak
00:52:53 Real Net
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Real men can pitch tents in the blink of an eye. Real listeners will know when we’re threatening to zap men to the Frontier, steering a boat, deploying pipe organs in a fetid swamp, avoiding poisonous wa-wa, guessing dragon colors, regretting infernal curiosity, performing a sexual attack, promising not to use magic for evil, wondering if Phacia is real, feeling meat pass fresh lips, leaving to pursue a music career, blowing on my nevermind, bumpin’ uglies, predicting a fortune in the past, and using practical magic. I’ll never shut my cake hole.
00:00:00 Intro
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00:03:21 Guy and Boat
00:07:54 Lann Island
00:18:30 Zoc
00:31:25 Phacia?
00:36:05 Lann Debrief
00:42:22 Meribia Check In
00:43:08 Althena’s Shrine Check In
00:44:06 Vane
00:47:39 Magic Guild
00:54:42 Harmony Tea Time
01:01:00 Real Net
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Surprise! We’re back to season four with a very special 66th episode. We’re joined by Aidan Moher to discuss his upcoming book on Suikoden and Suikoden II and listen to some of Aidan’s thoughts on Suikoden I&II HD Remaster. In finer detail, that includes: accepting Suikoden pronunciations, measuring Suikoden’s place in RPG history, wondering if RPG sequels have a place in today’s game space, exiting battles in five seconds, filling a world with life and activity, totaling the cost of violence, interpreting Suikoden differently as adults, comfortably adjusting to sprite changes, making questionable decisions about what to remaster and what to leave behind, failing a background check, experiencing existential dread in a remastered Pizza Hut, smoothing out some legends of localization, and remaining true to piss. You must still Determine or Cancel.
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Fight, Magic, Items: The History of Final Fantasy, Dragon Quest, and the Rise of Japanese RPGs in the West
00:00:00 Intro
00:03:50 Suikoden’s Beating Heart
00:15:36 Suikoden’s Stellar Moments
00:24:02 Let’s Make a Water Margin RPG
00:39:29 Favorite Stars of Destiny
00:46:42 Pronouncing Jowy
00:48:00 Bespoke Animation Preservation
00:51:23 Remaster? Remake?
01:02:16 Localization: Adjustment or Replacement?
01:10:05 New Features
01:15:16 Bonus Questions
01:21:46 Outro -
That freakin’ kid has no appreciation for capitalism. You freakin’ kids have appreciation for defining the rules of a cave, becoming the Chad of socialism, landing on Star Search, casting spells on the lake, tossing fireballs at fishermen, recording three distinctive la la la songs in Lann, playing booger barter, appointing a tormenter, using rage energy to turn into a Witcher, wondering if Victor is either supportive or critical of feminism, fondly recalling projectile vomit, and rhyming moss with boss. I LUV VANE.
00:00:00 Intro
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00:04:21 Nanza Mountain Pass West
00:10:35 Lann - Outside
00:22:26 Lann - Indoors
00:31:18 Lann Chief’s House
00:43:05 Lann NPC Redux
00:46:41 Real Net
00:51:30 Outro -
Cool, man. We cool men and a robot are socking a cheater in the gut, suffering a honker punch, getting duped by a lying treasure chest, allowing the fascists to pass through, teeming with the criminal element, moving drunk Kyle around the map, sleeping on a rock bed, building a jail in the basement, eating bugs, appreciating milfs, wondering if mountain fish is fresh, sashaying into a bedroom, smelling some sheets, reflecting people on mucus, becoming most entirely berserk and uncontrollable, and letting the brewskis run their course. I bet he could beat up all of you.
00:00:00 Elemental Gearbolt
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00:01:53 Intro
00:03:49 Meribia Mop Up
00:07:35 Nanza Pass East
00:11:32 Nanza
00:15:35 Dirt Surface NPCs
00:19:05 Nanza Basement NPCs
00:30:17 Nanza Upper Level NPCs
00:39:42 Chasing Kyle
00:46:24 Jail
00:55:24 Post Jail
00:59:53 Real Net
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