Bölümler
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Alan Titchmarsh. Always showing off with his root crops.
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Nurse Cockburn was a cruel woman, and not the sort of person to avoid causing some good old character-forming distress.
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Eksik bölüm mü var?
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Hattie Jacques has gone rogue!
This is not a drill!
I say again, this is not a drill!
Prepare your trousers for maximum Jacques impact!
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Squirrels like nuts.
This is acceptable.
But only if you keep them to yourself, you dirty little tyke.
No.
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Box? Dirty.
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Richard Madeley has brought his pig to the club and NO! DON'T! That's cruel.
You're on notice...
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Everyone remembers when Peter came. How could you ever forget it?
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A little problem for Reg? Probably to do with his "down below". He's always worrying about that!
And well he might...
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Chiswick? No. Full of all the funny people saying "we want our rights".
Archie, however, has an appointment with the chap who sorts him out.
This will not end well...
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Pascale has a cow.
Pascale's cow only has one udder.
Pascale is French.
...I think we all know where this is going...
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Dogs? Wonderful animals. The one Archie has encountered has no nose!
This cannot go unaddressed.
Nor shall it, by God!
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Dirty Steve. My word. Big ears, one leg, dirty and he had that horn growing out of his head.
There was that occasion, long ago at school, when Dirty Steve went up the chimney.
He didn't want to go up there.
But Archie didn't leave him much choice...
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Merry Christmas from the Funtybunter Club!
Archie and Reg encounter one another/ Both are dressed as famous pervert "Santa Claus".
The orphanage are awaiting their surprise visitor!
There can be only one winner, and they might be armed with rotting corpses.
Memories turn to times past and some of the more unusual parlour games of yesteryear and the Queen Mum, Gawd bless her.
Regardless, nobody is pulling Reg's cracker.
Jarvis Cocker could tell you all about that.
Furthermore, Archie has an issue. Someone has filled the club with common things.
Christmas is common. It has been decided.
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There was a disgrace at the club lately. Standards have clearly fallen and now they'll let anyone in, much to Archie and Reg's disgust.
Last night a young chap calling himself "Simon LeBon" (presumably French) wandered in and began to sup a cocktail!
"What's the issue?" you ask.
Well, nobody agreed to an invasion of ants! Nor did they agree to the arrival of a "Gallagher Brother" or two, whatever that may mean.
Difficult times at the Funtybunter Club...
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Women. They have been the bane of Archie's life since he was first angered by one at the moment of his birth.
These days? Well it's all getting out of hand!
Something must be done...
Which, in this case, is moaning about it until it's time for Reg to go to the bar.
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