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Jess needs more cans to recycle, Aly brought up trains, and somehow all the Michaels in the world manage to deal with this every day. Grab your freshly stone-washed jean jacket and push everyone else in front of the shark while you eat blueberry pancakes, and try not to look at the monster’s butthole.
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Jess’s dad loves a surprise visit for no reason at all. Schmidt and Cece are allowed to visit the loft since moving out for no reason at all. Winston records a fake sports radio show for his mom, an invited guest. Blueberry pancakes are always invited for no reason at all! Join us for THIS ill-advised talk radio alternative reality!
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If Nick ever, ever needs a blazer, no matter how late it is, he can call Schmidt and wake him up until the day he dies. How many is too many points of entry, and is a house really so much better than an apartment? How many blueberry pancakes is too many? Trick question—you can never have too many!
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Who is the audience for the Pepperwood Chronicles? Blue collar nautical workers on the coastline of Maine or preteen middle schoolers at Jess’s school? Who does Ferguson belong to, and is he destined to geek out over mayonnaise the rest of his life? When will Cece ever pack and will Schmidt help her? What is an “ut?” We’ll take blueberry muffins (or pancakes) for lunch!
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Jess and Schmidt have both been promoted, but before they start their first big day of work, Nick takes them both on the “Rumspringa” adventure they need. No one’s been Rhonda’d in awhile and Jess can make a pillow out of anything, so eat your Blueberry Pancakes and enjoy the "Boy Ride!”
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Sparkles are in! What would you rather get for a Valentine’s Day gift—a nudie card with a $20 stapled to it or tickets to something called “The Clippers?” Quit cleaning out your purse, put on your bobcat costume and go to the same froyo place so you can finally get a free one! The best Valentine’s gift would be blueberry pancakes!
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Nick goes for a run in what appears to be swim trunks. Aly helps Schmidt and Cece paint their house even though it doesn’t need it while Winston plants cactus for the first phase of an annoyingly elaborate plan. Nick and Jess get high on glue and Reagan waits behind a lady buying 700 individually-priced buttons. We're tipping tables and eating blueberry pancakes!
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Hike, hike, baby! Nick is a heavyset ginger boy named Wheelchair Timmy. Winston fell asleep in the bathtub. Jess and Robby both like the chocolate and peanuts in trail mix, but Nick likes the raisins. Shake with two hands and eat blueberry pancakes!
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No one touches my purse! Gift baskets are great, but where else can you find a fake cat hand on a stick? In this episode, someone has off-the-charts follicle strength, someone has a model who got lost inside a closet, and someone has a loose bear in the park. Everyone can have blueberry pancakes if they want!
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OGCB for life! Robby might sue, Donovan wants to be a cop, Reagan can’t stay awake, even Ferguson can’t hang around for all the awkward conversations! What does my home office need? Blueberry pancakes!
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This time on New Girl: Secrets Revealed…It must be Opposite Day in loft 4D. Winston is creating music he hates, Schmidt is buying tube socks at the grocery store, Nick is not making a big deal about Reagan moving in and Jess is staying all the way out of it …and I don’t want any blueberry pancakes!
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Ferguson dressed like Rudolph, a bean bag chair made out of oatmeal and a blanket, Santa’s helper Robby, Retired Rear Admiral Jay Garage-A-Roo, a game of one-on-one Pictionary. Must be Christmas Eve Eve!
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Nick is a man of the people, Schmidt is above the people but is trying to be more like Nick and finds he likes the people—so wild and lazy. Robby designs factories and recorded an album with Santana when he was 17, but warm homemade psychedelic wine es good too. And so are blueberry pancakes!
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James Wonder, a new elementary school at sea, a blender incapable of making bubble gum smoothies, robot mailboxes and a gift as unique and permanent as it gets! Must be a new episode of Blueberry Pancakes!
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From the ceremonial lighting of the first burner to pure unfiltered Robby right from the tap, must be a New Girl Thanksgiving! Gavin is a cad, Robby is SO nice, Nick cooks with alcohol. Winston wants someone to understand his pain. Schmidt is the Man of the House, Jess’s turkey ends up on the floor and Cece is just a good friend to all. Not much has changed in 6 seasons of loft Thanksgivings. Blueberry pancakes are a Thanksgiving Day food, right?
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Nick tries to order soup in the bar. Jess ends up feeding soup to Robby in the bar. Schmidt tangles with a fat-man scarf, Nick can’t stop staring at the new bartender and Winston is getting too damn confident! Flip the rain stick over and flip the blueberry pancakes!
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Yay or nay—the name Jaipur Aviv for Schmidt and Cece’s new house? Yay or nay—a semi-famous movie from the 70’s was filmed there? Yay or nay—Reagan should be the newest roommate in the loft? Yay ALWAYS for blueberry pancakes!
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Fitzgerald High's distinguished Alumni of the Year, Schmidt, is getting honored, but Cece is afraid of Schmidt’s mom, Jess is afraid of New York and Nick and Winston are being men of means for once! Louise’s car will be okay after surviving a Brooklyn 99 crossover. Got to be gritty to live in the city!
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Car antenna in the dishwasher or retractable s’mores pole? Wanting to be single going on a trip with a bunch of singles only to bond and question if you want to be single? No notes because Schmidt is trying to teach Nick a lesson or because Nick is a good writer? Blueberry pancakes with butter or syrup? The answer to that one is both!! 13/52 isn’t too bad…
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Jess has perfected 5 different assertive female voices. Nick can’t decide on a voice for phone sex. Schmidt can spit out every name except Hillary. Jess has to shout all the fake names from a balcony. It’s hard to get your voice heard, but when you do, use it to vote for blueberry pancakes!
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