Christopher Titus Podcast

Christopher Titus Podcast

United States

Comedian Christopher Titus along with Bombshell Rae and Willie "Jello" Johnson take no prisoners as they try to make sense of out of the insanity behind today's headlines. Titus takes a smart, aggressive stance that is never unbiased, always unbalanced and unhinged. Check the itunes reviews.

Episodes

Taken Out at the Ballgame!  

New week, new podcast, new shooting!  Titus shares his thoughts on the crazy gunman who attacked a bunch of Republicans...at baseball practice! Bombshell gets praised for her on point eyebrow game and tells a riveting tale that'll have you pulling your hair out in excitement.  

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Vacation or Cancer?  

Over 53 Billion dollars worth of unused vacation time is wasted every year in the US.  Titus takes on why you people need to TAKE A BREAK or die.  Bombshell decides she wants to take a vacation to Fetus' home town to experience "Winter Carnival" and win the frying pan toss.  It's a HOOT! In the news theres new competition for 7/11 in the form of 6/12...plus bedbugs...gross.

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"F The Earth"  

A President who thinks a Taco Bell, taco bowl is Mexican food, makes a decision about the world climate agreement that could actually kill millions in a climate change fueled Armageddon. OR we're just gonna have to wear more sunblock and flippers. Kathy Griffin is called out for cutting off her own balls, Obi Wan Kenobi is a racist and Bombshell's Grandma is the best person in the world.

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Thoughts of Manchester  

Titus takes on ISIS, who have finally decided that they're tough enough to take on a bunch of 12 year old girls.  When will the violence end? Is this the world's shitty new norm?  Bombshell talks about her Dad and his riveting storytelling ability.  Fetus admits he's a ballet connoisseur, and in the news there are a lot of strippers.

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Touch My Internet and I'll Write a Nasty Comment!  

Today Titus takes on NET NEUTRALITY!  Well...Fetus attempts to convince Titus to take on NET NEUTRALITY!  Bombshell is left wondering why we care more about Netflix than feminism.  In the news people pay for Polar Poo, China fits too many people in a van, and Titus has trouble pronouncing words.

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Love is RETARDED!  

This week a young FBI employee finds her true love...a German rapper named Deso Dogg who ALSO just happens to work for ISIS.  The Titus Podcast crew breaks down this strange unlikely relationship and Bombshell gives her opinions as to why women make crazy choices like this. Oh and Hitler somehow gets brought into the conversation, along with some of Bombshell's stellar life hacks.  PLUS, Titus selects his CONTEST WINNER!  PIN A POST!

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First Hunert Dayz! FORE!!!  

Titus showcases Big Oranges first 100 days as President. Bombshell recounts her wedding and some memorable moments in her past involving some dangerous, "Purple Drink".  Fetus tries his hand at promoting, much to the chagrin of Titus.

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Wha' Cha' Thinkin' Psycho?  

Thinking about murder is not the same as committing it. Titus, Bombshell and Fetus discuss the crazy thoughts we all have (Bombshell is lying) and how they fit into the insane, brilliant thing we call human being. We call out Aunt Jemimah, Bombshell throws down a challenge for tickets to our Prince party. And Fetus tell yet another embarrassing story that didn't have to be.

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Give Up Your Seat or Get Your Ass Beat!  

If you have even flown United Airlines you may have a story. If you're Asian elderly and a doctor you have the best/worst story. Titus, Bombshell and Fetus discuss and decimate the horror of the most recent United debacle. The CEO of United speaks (through Titus) and the excuses fly. Bombshell is on point and the TitusPodcast is at full strength.

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Is The World Really This F'd Up?  

Comedian, friend and political ranter Jimmy Dore guests and things get hot between Titus and Dore. Fetus of all people, puts his foot down and mediates a great debate on the state of America. Fight Stupid Or Stupid Thinks It's Right. This Is The Titus Podcast.

Chill Whitey Chill...  

Titus goes off on a Nazi who tries to deny that he's a Nazi...even though he's totally a Nazi.  Bombshell talk about the lost art of Vinyl DJing as well as the family fun time known as "House Clubs".  Fetus dives into more detail on his really weird small hometown traditions.  In the news theres a drunk teacher, Trump T-Shirts, and a coroner who got fired.

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Opinions are like....  

Why do people think performers shouldn't have a political opinion? After receiving a letter from a fan, Titus responds, and uses his response for the Armageddon Update. Then he talks about the reason he's stopped drinking for the second time in his life  and the wisdom it took. Bombshell informs us where Stand up comedy came from. Fetus, frankly, does what he does. 

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Naked and Enlisted  

Titus rants about the Marine naked pic scandal, why men are scumbags and how to fix it. (Only a scumbag could come up with this solution.) Bombshell describes the horror of a mammogram and fetus lets us know how really rinky-dink, redneck, backwoods his town really is. Fight Stupid or Stupid Thinks it's Right, this is the TITUS PODCAST

Welcome to the Comedy Podcast! So Tragic.  

BOMBSHELL IS BACK!!! That's right! Bringing the heat. We talk about life and how it can crack you with a 2x4 when you ain't looking. Titus remembers where his darkness started and it was over a dog. Bombshell talks about her grief over her Mom while totally avoiding talking about her grief over her mom. And we discover a new martial art "Iron Crotch Kung fu" 

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BEST OF TITUS PODCAST: A Look Back at Episode 100  

Hey Guys,

Taking a break this week, but we'll be back soon!  To hold you over please enjoy the 100th Episode of the Titus Podcast, one of our favorites.

Also go visit the BRAND NEW ChristopherTitus.com where you can download all 7 comedy specials for the first time.

Enjoy!

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What's the deal with Jews?  

Yep, you read it right. Titus explores why the chosen people seem to be chosen in a bad way and why hate seems to be on the rise. Willy fills in and we see what Fredrick Douglas is up to. Our Douche Correspondent saves the Fetus' ass and gives him stories for the news. 

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Oh no he did-int! Yeah, yeah he did...  

Titus, Willie, and Fetus talk about the circus that was Donald Trump's surprise press conference.  How many times did he mention Clinton? Did you know Uranium is "bad stuff"? Is Russia secretly in control of our government? All these are topics that are fair game for Titus and company.  Also on the table for discussion is: Putin's many exploits, chicken statues thieves, and for once BREAKING NEWS!

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SHUT UP, YOU STUPID CELEBRITY!  

Titus goes off about celebrity shaming and our guest is FREDDIE PRINZE JR. Honestly one of the best guests we have had and some of the best stories we've heard. KILLER EPISODE.

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Best of Titus Podcast: Welcome to Hollywood Youngsters!  

From 2013:

YOU WANT TO BE A STAR? YOU WANT TO HAVE FORTUNE FAME AND A LEAR JET? WELL HERE IS HOW YOU DO IT! We also cover the satanic nightmare that showbusiness can be. Bombshell does her "O" face and Nerd punk walks us through the jungle of the unemployed.

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Best of Titus Podcast: The Fatcast  

We continue our week of "Best Ofs" with this gem from 2012.

After Disney takes the lead on obese little bastards and cuts junk food advertising and New York tries to outlaw "Vat O'soda". Titus and the crew go after obesity In America. Bombshell talks about a weaponized version of bacon. In studio guest "Most interesting man in the world, Rick Maverick drinks his own urine." Stuntman gives us a real nine year old hero and we piss off every person with the body mass index four times their age.

Never unbiased, Always unbalanced. This is the TITUS Podcast!

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