D&D is For Nerds

D&D is For Nerds

United Kingdom

In which we sit around a table, pretend to be different people and play some good old fashioned Dungeons and Dragons. Starring Jackson B. Baly as a dwarven druid, Joel L. Zammit as a halfling rogue, Alli Kathleen as a human ranger and our favourite DM, Adam. It’s a magical time inspired by fantasy worlds such as World of Warcraft, Discworld, the Hobbit and Lord of the Rings where anything can happen, especially horses. New episodes every Sunday!

Episodes

Hus Firma Pride #12 One Eyed Daniel  

In which our heroes discuss war and who they've killed. We interrogate the Paladin, find some anti-toxin and Adam gets revenge for Dustin. Cassius isn't sure they can offer safe passage, Zillie isn't looting but is distracting and Edrik thinks they should trust justice to the locals. So join us as we learn about magic bags. Want to lose an eye? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have another one. Everything is 20% off at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com including all 25 episodes of Hus Firma Pride! If you’re after a USB tape head to https://audiobooksontape.com or it’s a tee-shirt you’re after check out our store at https://www.teepublic.com/stores/sanspantsradio. In Sydney in Feb? Why not come see us live! Book your tickets here; http://edgetix.com/. And if you find yourself with a spare 10 mins, help us out by filling in this survey; https://podcastsurvey.typeform.com/to/nRkFml.

Hus Firma Pride #11 Keeping it Druid  

In which our heroes are very worried about Daniel. We get a lot of criticals, discuss putting down a unicorn and sit in the dirt. Cassius is not a very good druid, Zillie has a nice hair and cape combo, and Edrik tries to resolve things peacefully. So join us as we wish for a better world. Want to come into a fight with a sword, shield and armour? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can end with nothing.

#10 Unicorn Princess  

In which our heroes try to prove they’re right by winning the fight. We watch merchants form a combat ring, exchange words with a paladin and exchange blows with a paladin. Cassius doesn’t know what’s happening, Zillie is just really excited about unicorns and Edrik should have bought that Potion of Lesser Restoration. So join us as we fight a unicorn. Want to transform into something to scare the merchants? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can go crocodile. And don’t forget to sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!

#9 The Big City  

In which our heroes go paladin hunting. We gather provisions, has a potato eating competition and put out the word that we want to fight. Cassius has the skills but not the potions, Zillie really wants to have party funds and Edrik talks about the tactics of magic. So join us as we buy some dead men's horses. Want to eat fifty potatoes? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can lose to Daniel instead. And don’t forget to sign up to lootcrate.com/letmedie and use the code letmedie to get some sweet sweet dollars off your next subscription!

#8 Things Get Worse  

In which our heroes get very mad at Alli without knowing why. We read some diaries, meet Herja to fill her in on details and make plans for defending their home. Cassius is angry and doesn’t know why, Zillie suggests that everyone stays away from rivers and Edrik asks about the wolves. So join us as we make do with the mikes we have. Want to have a cheese platter? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have some bread as well. In Melbourne and you want to see the Movie Maintenance Crew Live; https://www.trybooking.com/NUSX. And don’t forget to check out our Super Gym Friends and Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG on iTunes as well as our brand new YouTube channel: Sanspants CinemaScope!

Hus Firma Pride #7 Charmed  

In which our heroes see a g-g-g-g-ghost! We fight among ourselves, cast some spells of ‘Charm Person’ and come upon the final chamber. Cassius isn’t joking about throwing people in a river, Zillie tells everyone to do whatever makes them feel good and Edrik is not the boss of anyone. So join us as we scream ‘I’ll kill you!’ Want to talk to Daniel? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can confuse the DM who you’re talking to first. And don’t forget to check out our Super Gym Friends and Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG on iTunes as well as our brand new YouTube channel: Sanspants CinemaScope!

Hus Firma Pride #6 Fighting in the Dark  

In which our heroes have a very spooky fight. We get blinded, remember the Wild Thornberries and have to wait to find out how many hitpoints someone loses. Cassius loves the ghouls from Dawn of the Dead, Zillie wonders how short this season is going to be and Edrik has all his fears confirmed. So join us as we discuss the difference between cubes and radius’. Want to pause the game? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can use your other second level spell. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH. And don’t forget to check out our Super Gym Friends and Dinosaur Park: The 1986 Tabletop RPG on iTunes today!

Hus Firma Pride #5 King of the Ghouls  

In which our heroes desecrate a tomb. We open some chests, discover some history of the world and discover a new Adam noise. Cassius has to make a tough choice, Zillie wants to learn how to turn into a bear and Edrik won’t be telling anyone if Daniel dies. So join us as we throw napalm at a ghost. Want to have infinite spells? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can WHAT?! And don’t forget to check out everything Dinosaur Park related on iTunes, https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com/product/dinosaur-world/ and https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/imagination-adventures-limited-run/

Hus Firma Pride #4 Werebear  

In which our heroes venture into the dark. We fight a giant worm, fight a giant spider and consider putting one of their own down. Cassius turns into a bear, Zillie is really new to magic and Edrik swings for the bleachers. So join us as we deal with some scary ghosts. Want to burn the web with your torch? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you should have struggled, idiot! In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.

Hus Firma Pride #3 Into the Tomb  

In which our heroes explore a tomb. We reminisce on old times, deal with some wolves and set off a trap. Cassius is the only one pulling accent duty, Zillie doesn’t know what’s it’s like to be a sorceress and Edrik calls out into the darkness. So join us as we get our first kill. Want to learn about necromantic magic? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can make something other than a ghost or zombie. In Melbourne and want to see the Plumbing Boys live? You can purchase your tickets right here https://www.trybooking.com/NIPH.

Getting Out of Town  

In which our heroes reacquaint themselves with their history. We meet our stepmother, try to talk Daniel down with little luck and have trouble getting rations. Cassius isn’t just going to leave a friend behind again, Zillie tries to prove that she is ready and Edrik was at war. So join us as we talk roses. Want to have a backpack packed for a while? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can be kinda sad.

Hus Firma Pride #1 Hus Firma Pride!  

In which our heroes are introduced. We get some sinister foreshadowing, learn about the world around us and discuss a great name. Cassius just wanted to fight, Zillie reincarnates as what she hated the most and Edrik was just writing war down. So join us as we refuse to respect the remains of elves. Want to fix it in post? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can’t because it’s live.

Collars: Chapter 5 - Father  

In which our heroes hunt down and try and kill their former master. We get our collars off, steal or board a yacht depending on how you look at it as everything happens in slow motion. Augustus hurts himself and harms himself in the same spell, Isadora exhausts herself and Kruff concerns himself not with the affairs of tiny gnomes. So join us as we decide that our character would not have learnt orcish. Want to put something heavy over the manhole? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can order some guards to do it. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out our digital discography over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.

Collars: Chapter 4 - Mother  

In which our heroes prepare to run. We clarify when gold should change hands, deal with homicidal slaves as best we can and return to the sewers we came from. Augustus dresses himself for the first time, Isadora wants to start a life with her love and Kruff gets stuck in the toilet. So join us as we gotta get this half orc down the sewer. Want to collect them all in sacks and bags? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can laden down these two. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out our digital discography over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.

Collars: Chapter 3 - Into the Sewers  

In which our heroes have to prove they aren’t escaping slaves. We distribute some points of inspiration, travel through the sewers and make it back to the compound. Augustus wants to be carried, Isadora better believe her ‘Susan Sally’ and Kruff is Adam’s favourite. So join us as we get down off our slave’s back. Want to have the Guards of the Masters on your side? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can look like a Master and not a slave. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out our digital discography over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.

Collars: Chapter 2 - The White Swan  

In which our heroes conspire to kill their owner. We hide a body, talk about magic collars and watch the revolt kick off from a restaurant. Augustus plans to blame it on the slaves, Isadora is in fits on the ground and Kruff knows that people don’t like him. So join us as we make popping sounds. Want to frame a dead gnome for murder? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can figure out how to deal with the leg problem. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out our digital discography over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.

Collars: Chapter 1 - Crepes  

In which our heroes engage in orc eugenics. We introduce our characters, describe ourselves as randy slaves and learn some very disturbing command words. Augustus wishes he came from a college of love, Isadora cannot be a bear and Kruff wants to imagine his parents loved each other. So join us as we wonder what is and isn’t offensive. Want to find Zammit and buy Gabe? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can own your very own half-orc companions. And don’t forget to purchase your copy of D&D is for Nerds Season 2 at https://audiobooksontape.com/shop/dd-nerds-season-2-5th-ed/ as well as check out our digital discography over at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.

Fun in the Sun #1 Fight Fire with Fire  

In which our heroes climb up on stage, grab a fistful of dice, and play a live game of dungeons and dragons. We take turns describing a dark chocolate demon, do battle with living fire, and always bet on piss. Jackson is the only one who does the actions, Zammit finds himself trapped in the claws of a flaming scorpion, and Alli just wishes everyone appreciated the delicious taste of cinnamon. So unsheathe your comically large swords, fight some actual living fire, and discover what awaits deep within the desert caves. It's D&D is for Nerds Live and unedited like you've never seen it before! Want to help us do anothery? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, we might be performing at a venue near you. And don’t forget to check out all the content over at https://audiobooksontape.com as well as check out our digital discography at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com. Note: YouTube video may not be up yet because Australian internet is the worst.

Fun in the Sun #0 A Colourful Proposal  

In which our heroes prepare for a live show and suffer in the heat. We make deals with friendly loansharks, learn some awesome things about halfling steeds, and encounter a mysterious tattooed man. Jackson plays Korgoth, a perpetually hungover orc, Alli plays Serafina, a spice obsessed barbarian, and Zammit plays Harper, who just wants nothing more than to smite all the evil in the desert. So step outside, shield your face against the desert sun, and venture forth toward adventure. Who knows what lies ahead amidst the shifting sands. Want to help us afford actual miniatures? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can help us use things other than coins. And don’t forget to check out all the content over at https://audiobooksontape.com as well as check out our digital discography at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.

#48 Grainsley  

In which our heroes have their big day. We try to bribe the priest, go to a wedding and go our separate ways. Cassius wants to know who Daniel is, Princess Ansley gets butterflies and Leo bears this woman forth. So join us as we find out that the cleric is magic. Want to calm, charm and disarm some puppies? Head to http://www.patreon.com/sanspantsradio and for as little as $1 a month, you can have a backpack full of puppies. And don’t forget to check out all the content over at https://audiobooksontape.com as well as check out our digital discography at https://sanspantsradio.podkeep.com.

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