Danish and O'Neill

Danish and O'Neill

United States

Danish and O'Neill are the 23rd ranked comedy duo in the nation, 59th in the world, and 107th in the galaxy. Their podcast, aptly named Danish and O'Neill, is in the top one million podcasts regularly. They co-created, wrote, and directed a web series called Daddy Knows Best and perform their stand up comedy worldwide, spreading joy and deviancy wherever they go.


Episode 71: Space Chimps  

Well hello, loyal listener. Apparently, you've come (with an "o") back for more creamy Danish and O'Neill goodness. On today's episode, O'Neill tells about his run-in with coyotes. Next, we discuss Nick Diaz's appearance on the Opie Radio Show. After that, we congratulate our favorite actor, Steven Seagal, on getting his Russian passport. We follow up on an item from last week's show: the prestigious toy hall of fame. We also report on a GREAT new game available on your phone. For our next two tricks, we discuss some school related topics. After that, we find that NASA has issued a challenge and think we're the men for the job. A long awaited Y report is given, and it's juuuuuuuicy. Long live the lambada.

Episode 70: The Pork Pony  

Episode 70: The Pork Pony by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 69: Back to the Horse Future  

Hola. Como estas? On this very special episode of Danish and O'Neill (episode 69), we get into all sorts of shenan-foolery (new hybrid word I just made up). We report on some "shinhai" follow up. O'Neill is upset about 60 Days In, while Danish is deeply saddened. Danish presents O'Neill with two more Halloween tampering cases. Will he deny the truth??? We then discuss this UNBELIEVABLE video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=9&v=gEDaCIDvj6I Riding a wave of martial arts, we then break down UFC 205 and discuss our thoughts on Connie Mac. Danish presents a new segment called "reading the day-to-day calendar". Danish shares a story about terrorist owls. Finally, it's a return to an article about horses (you know what I'm saying, wink wink). And there's more, but you'll find out when you listen. Hakuna matata.

Episode 68: Shingpie  

Wow, what an exciting episode we have for you this time, folks. What did we discuss? Well, thanks for asking. Once again, O'Neill vehemently DENIES foreign objects EVER being put in candy during Halloween. Then, we discuss the craziest incident that happened during a surgery in Japan. A shocking Guy Fieri revelation is made, and we come full circle with the "super duper weenie wagon". O'Neill angrily describes a neighbor dispute over boobie gazing allegations. Some super secret D+O business is discussed (shhhhh). There's some brief 60 Days In discussion, and it's just an overall rollickin' good time. Oh, one last thing. SHINGPIE!

Episode 67: Why, Scottie, Why?!?  

In this riveting Halloween episode, we provide many tricks and treats. We start off by telling about some "interesting" experiences we've both had lately. O'Neill talks about what it's like to be a hero (you'll see). We discuss a clown story from Stockton! O'Neill takes a closer look and weighs in on if he thinks the story is a hoax or not. Later, we give a 60 Days In update that will BLOW YOUR MIND (make sure you're sitting down for this one). We go over two stories about gaming and the pitfalls one can run into in a virtual world. We also discuss another teacher of the year candidate. There's even some random sports talk (MMA included). Listen to the end for celebrity cameos. Good day to all and happy Halloween! (apologies for the Danish mistakes this episode...he is currently whipping himself to repent)

Episode 66: Who's Your Grandaddy  

Wow. What an episode you're in store for today, dear listener. Right off the bat, O'Neill rights a wrong by reading an email that he somehow overlooked. How could we possibly follow that?!? Well, there's only one way: by reading a listener haiku that's based on something we discussed last episode. We then get into a discussion about "creepers". Next, we ponder where Bushman could be and play a VM Danish left for him. After that, we give everyone a REAL treat by introducing them to Australian Batman. In honor of Halloween being nearly upon us, Danish goes over some common hazardous items in candy, which O'Neill dismisses as "urban legend". Speaking of O'Neill, he details hiking incident 48. The talk of nature got us into some brief owl talk, which led O'Neill to read an email from yet another listener who's a bird expert, and he opposes the first "expert's" opinion. From Barb's cubicle comes (with a "u") a fantastic story that will make you think twice about dating the elderly via online dating sites or otherwise. There's a quick Danish nightmare update, an article about the side boob being over, and more discussion of Halloween on college campuses. This episode is both a trick and a treat. Enjoy, ya filthy goblins.

Episode 65: Oakland Dumping  

In this rollicking episode of D+O, we discuss lots of important topics that will help strengthen you emotionally and intellectually. We give an update to the children fighting in Chechnya story. We also put out an APB for the Bushman (has anyone seen Richie...or the Bushman?). If so, let us know (is it important? OF COURSE!). We shout out a special listener and some 209'ers. We also give Alex Trebek's new in-your-face style RAVE reviews. We recap our time spent with Bert Kreischer on the Bertcast. We discuss a story about a British man who's chasing down clowns to reassure scared children. O'Neill gets into his rash of bad luck and ponders seeking the help of a shaman to purify his soul. Danish discusses his newfound automotive skills and tells of some weird things that have been happening to him. We also get into a story about Oakland dumping. We finish strong with a story that checks all the D+O boxes. Enjoy this episode. It will increase your IQ by at least 40 points. You're welcome. Tits yeah!

Episode 64: ZZ Top of the Food Chain  

Welcome to episode 64! Now that we got that out of the way, let's get down to the meat and potatoes of this week's episode. We discuss the weird trend of clowns scaring people across the United States. After that, O'Neill details yet another wild romp in Griffith Park as part of the O'Neill night hike series. Also, two O'Neill Awards for Valor are given out to well deserving recipients. We break down children's MMA in Russia and whether it's a good idea or not. A very quick round of the Guy Fieri is brought back from the dead! Will O'Neill get the right answer???? Such agonizing suspense. O'Neill puts on his street stethoscope and gives an update of one of his "patients". Lastly, a long overdue Y update is given. Fuck yeah to you and yours.

Episode 63: Pronoun Police  

Gather around, boys and girls, cause we've got a podcast for your ears. In this episode, we come (with an "o") out of the gates hot with some congratulations and the debut of a new Bushman inspired song by a listener. We follow that up with a horrible song excerpt by Rick Ross. We move and discuss a hoarder story, and a tale of cops being heckled. After that, O'Neill takes exception with pronoun preferences, and we discuss mispronunciations and the lasting effects they can have on one's soul. We offer up a Scottie Maples interview update and talk a little 60 Days In. We also tackle some "hot" cheerleading stories. We end with a quick UFC round-up and the sad tale of a curious man. Hasta la pasta primavera, y'all.

Episode 62: Lick You Where You What?!?  

In this Danish and O'Neill doozy, we discuss a non-story about a comic that Buzzfeed tried to make into a story. O'Neill tells of how he was mishandled at the airport by a rogue TSA employee. We also discuss a teacher, who has an unbelievable gift for using the English language and an Indiana man who was caught sending strange items in the mail. We discuss some serious 60 Days In (come on, Scotty, call into the show!) There's an Eric Hites biking update! We also give Eric some examples of people who are really trying to make changes in their lives. O'Neill shares an "interesting" question that we both weigh in on. Stay tuned until the veeeery end of the song at the end of the podcast. You won't be disappointed. Toodles.

Episode 61: Kumquat to Italy  

In this episode, we're firing on all cylinders. Barbara turned in an MVP performance with stellar articles for us to discuss. Also, if you like air raid O'Neill, this is the episode for you. First, we dissect the most disgusting episode of Hoarders ever. It scarred both of us forever. RIP to the old Danish and O'Neill. Then, we got into the return of everyone's favorite conman doctor, Dr. Love. We also talk about the craziest law ever that was passed in Italy. Seriously, Italy?!? After that, we take North Carolina to task over a license plate dispute. O'Neill flips out about an article about young people not having sex. Lastly, we discuss an article about the college roommate from hell and then do a little post show wrap up. Enjoy it, suckas.

Episode 60: Punkin' Donuts  

In this lovely episode, we have Jerry Rocha join us. We talk about CM Punk's big "fight" debut and our thoughts on the UFC bringing him in with zero fight experience. We discuss a man who passed away, leaving behind an "interesting" collection and another who did something crazy to get away from his wife. Jerry regaled us with crazy tales from the road, and we talk some hot peppers. O'Neill also has a movie recommendation. It's everything you'd ever want and more.

Episode 59: Emotions Get Trapped SO Deep...  

Episode 59: Emotions Get Trapped SO Deep... by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 58: A Real Sh*t Show  

O'Neill's playing hurt on this episode because of some "bad pudding" he ate at a movie night in the park. We briefly pay our respects to one of the best wrestling managers of all time, Mr. Fuji. We play audio from commentators covering one of our favorite fighters, Danny Mainus and discuss a potential sponsorship coup for the show. O'Neill explains yet another adventure he had taking care of one of his mom's animals. Danish discusses how his cousin, Dillon Danis, has drawn the ire of the Diaz brothers. Nick calls into the show to discuss a brawl he had in a Vegas bathroom and plugs his new venture. Is there a 60 Days In update? "Of course!" - the Bushman - Also, we go over a few articles: one about tiger fucking and another about a brawl in a Key West bar that started over a fart. All in all, it's an episode chockfull of the usual high brow comedy you've all come to know and love.

Episode 57: Age Is Just A Number?  

In this rock hard episode, we're pumped cause 60 Days In is baaaaaaaack! We discuss the first 2 episodes, and of course, O'Neill fawns over Scotty Maples. After, the Danish tells O'Neill about a talk he attended that was about his archrival: the mountain lion, P-22. We also recall fond memories of Comedy Store legend/granny pornstar, Blue Iris. Speaking of old ladies, we examine an article about an old woman finding new love with someone WAY younger. Finally, we recap UFC 202 and hear from the Diaz brothers and GSP. Enjoy, ya dinguses.

Episode 56: Wee Wee Wassabi Town  

On this rip-roaring episode, these two handsome hunks discuss the Rio Olympics, which O'Neill is vehemently against. An illegal Hawaiian hike is also discussed. O'Neill tells a harrowing tale of walking his mom's dog. We also talked about some weirdo who spent ten days in a Chinese airport waiting to meet his online "girlfriend". The last story is a DOOZY. It's about some uppity Texans who got butt-hurt after eating at a restaurant in Tennessee. There's also some UFC 202 talk and appearances from the Diaz brothers, Dice, Wheels, Tommy, the Bushman, Garrison Keillor, and more. Live it. Love it. Listen. Farts.

Episode 55: Pork Fried Lice  

On this episode, we discuss the passing of the man, the myth, the mild-anarchist legend, Steve O'Neill, and briefly pay tribute to him. Danish discusses his trip to the Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal. A Chinese tiger mauling is reviewed, and the scandalous Mayor of the Stockton, CA (209!) is discusses as well. We also talk about Guy Fiedi's crucial role in bringing Kevin Durant to the Flavortown Warriors. Lastly, Danish gives a Y update (from the road edition). Enjoy.

Episode 54: Big Top O'Neill (The Calgary Chronicles)  

On this episode (new show notes!), Danish asks O'Neill about his adventures at the Calgary Stampede. O'Neill details how he transformed himself into a cowboy, and how Ari Shaffir became a "missing child". O'Neill also discusses his redemptive battle against mushrooms and how he had a spiritual enlightenment.

Episode 53: Live From the Future  

Episode 53: Live From the Future by Danish and O'Neill

Episode 52: Free the Beef Cannons!  

Episode 52: Free the Beef Cannons! by Danish and O'Neill

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