Pardon My Take

Pardon My Take

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On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now*

Episodes

Bob Huggins and Danny Woodhead  

Grit Week 2017 is here and we are live from West Virginia. The guys talk about the trip thus far in their 1993 Conversion Van named Vanny Woodhead (2:11 - 8:11). Lebron sucked and the Cavs finally lost a game (8:11 - 13:49). Who's back of the week (13:49 - 20:23). Baltimore Ravens' running back Danny Woodhead joins us from Vanny Woodhead to talk Grit, his decision to sign with Baltimore and whether or not he feels pressure to win a Super Bowl for PFT (20:23 - 33:40). West Virginia Head Basketball Coach Bob Huggins joins us to talk about coaching, his famous punishment treadmill, teaching the press and his FitBit (33:40 - 57:21). Segments include Tommy Lasorda thoughts and prayers, Olympic Update for the deteriorating Rio medals, Ehhhhhh for Lavar Ball, Tim Tebow Update, and Protect The Shield

Randy Moss And Our Lawyer Mike Portnoy  

NBA Playoffs and Hank's Puking a lot of green (1:30 - 4:20). Paul George loses out on 70 million dollars because Sportswriters run the world (4:20 - 7:15). Embrace Debate can women be big ballers according to Lavar Ball (7:15 - 10:17). Grit Week preview and the announcement of cities (10:17 - 14:04). Our lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to guide us through intern interviews, grit week legal issues and Portnoy's complaint (14:04 - 34:48). Randy Moss (the original) joins the show to give us picks for the Preakness and a preview of the second Triple Crown race (34:48 - 46:44). Segments include PR 101 for A-Rod, Thoughts and Prayers, Hurt or Injured for Tom Brady, Connect the dots, Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, Humans vs the Sun, and Guys on Chicks.

Kareem Abdul Jabbar with Mickstape  

NBA Draft Lottery and Playoffs. Are the Spurs done or finished and will the Celtics win a game against the Cavs (2:17 - 6:36). The guys from Mickstape join us for Hot Seat/Cool Throne and Part 1 of our Kareem Abdul Jabbar interview (6:36 - 40:23). We talk John Wooden, Kobe, and the sky hook with Kareem as well as his new book "Wooden and Me". Segments include PR 101 for James Harden, Fair Play the Mike and Mike Break Up, Kings Stay Kings for Rovell's shitty tweets and Antonio Cromartie, Respect the Biz Peyton Manning MC'ing the ESPYS. Embrace Debate for the rest vs rust of the Cavs and Radio Wars vs Mark Cuban.

Memphis Grizzlies Mike Conley  

Derek Jeter finally gets the recognition he deserves on Derek Jeter night (1:07 - 6:50) . NBA Playoffs and the Warriors are the new heels of the NBA (6:50 - 15:17). Stanley Cup playoffs and how hockey twitter will deal with a Nashville/Ottawa Stanley Cup Final plus fun facts about Ottawa (15:17 - 20:07). Who's Back of the Week (20:07 - 25:16) . Mike Conley from the Memphis Grizzlies joins the show to talk about the NBA playoffs, his new contract, and whether or not he wants to invest in our business ideas (25:16 - 50:02). Segments include Embrace Debate is Colin Kaepernick's name too difficult to spell, Talking Soccer, Sabermetrics, PR 101 for RGIII and Russ Wilson. Stay Woke is Avril Lavigne actually dead and Hank Hot In The Streets explaining the newest Spongebob Meme.

Hank Azaria  

The Capitals have lost. The Washington Capitals have lost again. They have lost without reaching the third round. PFT recaps going to Game 7 and what it's like to be a Caps fan (2:11 - 12:54). NBA playoff talk (12:54 - 17:30). Guys on Chicks (17:30 - 22:33). Hank Azaria joins the show to talk about his new show Brockmire, working on the Simpsons, Mets dildo gate and a couple table readings from famous movies (22:33 - 48:27). Segments include spinzone for Josh Gordon, trouble in paradise Arod and Jeter, Embrace Debate, hurt or injured and Jimbos of the week.

NBA Free Agent Blake Griffin  

NBA Playoffs and our new love Draymond the troll (1:06 - 4:50). Caps vs Penguins Game 7 preview (4:50 - 11:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (11:30 - 23:05). LA Clipper/NBA Free Agent Blake Griffin joins the show to talk about his foot injury (not a stubbed toe), Big Cat's tweet bashing the Clippers, NBA Free Agency and Lavar Ball (23:05 - 55:36). Segments include trouble in paradise for the 2008 Boston Celtics, The retirement of Locker Room Talk with Lenny and debut of Locker Room Talk without Lenny. Man Card for Matt Harvey, and Problematic for the St Louis Cardinals

Paul Lo Duca  

NBA Playoffs and turns out Lebron James is still really good at basketball. Stanley Cup Playoffs talking Blues, Caps, and the series everyone forgets out west (1:07 - 12:58). Who's back of the week in honor of John Daly winning his first tournament since 2004 (12:58 - 21:33). 4 time MLB All Star Paul Lo Duca joins the show to talk about his playing career, horse racing, what it was like when everyone in the clubhouse was doing speed, and a great Tommy Lasorda story (21:33 - 57:19). Segments include PR 101 for the Mets and Dildo Gate. Spin zone for Kristaps Porzingis getting "hacked". Kings Stay Kings for Darren Rovell and Lavar Ball. Embrace Debate. Marlins Man was on National Television so we called him and drunk idea.

Blake Bortles And Randy Moss  

NBA Playoffs, Celtics vs Wizards Fight, Lebron Blames and the Capitals are officially in a load of trouble (1:52 - 15:02). Randy Moss from NBC sports joins the show to break down the Kentucky Derby and give us some winners for the big race on Saturday (15:02 - 29:43). Blake Bortles hops on for the monthly meeting of the Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club, discussing Kentucky Derby and Cinco De Mayo (29:43 - 44:56). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers for Tyronne Lue, Bad Visual, Lane Kiffin blows our minds again, Shoe Roast for the new Big Baller Brand shoes, Respect the Biz, Hank Hot in the Streets, and Jimbos of the week.

Rachel Nichols and Zach Parise  

NBA Playoffs and Isaiah Thomas' puts up 53 (1:12 - 7:46). Stanley Cup Playoffs and the Caps are back after the Sidney Crosby injury (7:46 - 14:53). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (14:53 - 26:44). Rachel Nichols joins the show to break down all 4 Conference Semifinal matchups and answers the age old question, is Brad Stevens coaching for his job? (26:44 - 42:26). Zach Parise from the Minnesota Wild joins the show to talk Chocolate Milk, Sidney Crosby, and whether or not he's a Cake Eater (42:26 - 52:36). Segments include Respect the Biz for Northwestern School of Journalism, Talking Soccer, Embrace Debate Lane Kiffin tweets, Man Card for X Pac, Kings stay Kings for Adam Schefter, and the return of Guys on Chicks, the segment where Guys explain Women to Women.

George Brett  

Stanley Cup Playoffs and it's time for the Capitals to hit the panic button (1:37 - 7:17). The Clippers are bounced for the playoffs and it's time to blow the whole thing up (7:17 - 13:12). NFL Draft round up, John Fox stay woke, Belichick found his new loophole, and not to brag but we called Joe Mixon to the Bengals. Who's Back Of The Week (13:12 - 25:44). Hall of Famer George Brett joins the show to talk about his baseball career, being single in a time with no cell phones, never lifting weights, and the famous pants pooping story (25:44 - 53:12) . Segments include Bad Visual for Roger Goodell wiping a booger on a handicapped child, Respect the Biz, Hurt or Injured Isaiah Thomas, Uhhh Ya Think for Dwight Howard being unhappy, Marlins Man was on National Television so we called him, Perspective and a Hank Hot in the streets for Fyre Fest.

Donovan McNabb  

We break down the entire first round of the 2017 NFL Draft. What were the Bears thinking? Is John Lynch the greatest GM of all time? Was everyone trading up for Quarterbacks drunk? Vanny Woodhead update and the story of getting pulled over on the New Jersey Turnpike for being too swaggy (we actually had a busted headlight) . Former Philadelphia Eagle Donovan McNabb joins the show to talk about the draft, his draft memories, how he doesn't think TO should be in the Hall of Fame, allegedly puking in the Super Bowl and Mean Tweets (18:05 - 46:32). PR 101 Roger Goodell, Trouble in Paradise for the Knicks, Done or Finished, Seeing Red and Luck of the Irish, Panic Button for the Washington Capitols, and Jimbos of the Week.

Ian Rapoport and Logan Couture  

The guys successfully made the trip down to Philly in Vanny Woodhead the 1993 Conversion Van. NBA Playoffs and Russ has been eliminated. NFL Draft storylines (1:07 - 18:45). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (18:45 - 26:11). NFL Network's Ian Rapoport joins the show to talk about the draft, what QB is going first, who is looking to trade and the time Aaron Hernandez threatened to kill him (26:11 - 51:07). Segments include Kings Stay Kings, hurt or injured with San Jose Sharks Logan Couture. Seeing Red. Alex Jones trial update. Is Pat Riley going to die soon. Respect the Biz and locker room talk with Pacman Jones

Richie Incognito And Marlins Man  

Stanley Cup Playoffs and the Capitals advance (1:11 - 7:02). NBA feuds, Rondo vs Jae Crowder, Marcus Smart vs Jimmy Butler, Russ vs the media, and Lebron vs Paul George (7:02 - 17:28). Who's back of the week (17:28 - 23:28). Buffalo Bills lineman Richie Incognito joins the show to talk about draft memories, the Ryan brothers, his new Head Coach, and Mean tweets (23:28 - 38:17). Segments include Bad Visual, Respect the Biz, the debut of "Marlins Man is on national TV so we called him", hurt or injured, Perspective, Guys on Chicks, Hank Explains, and Thats enough internet for today.

Paul Bissonnette And We Bought A Conversion Van  

The NFL has released their 2017 schedule which means the fastest 2 minutes are back to break down the Thursday night games (3:07 - 7:59). We bought a conversion van with 215,000 miles on it to drive to the draft in Philly next week. NHL/NBA Playoffs, Lebron is amazing and the Blackhawks are dead (7:59 - 22:55). Paul Bissonnette joins the show to talk Playoffs, handshake lines, what he doesn't like about the NBA, and our fake Canadian accents (22:55 - 45:05). Segments include Tiger Woods Update, Lebron Blames, Locker Room Talk for Alex Jones Man Cave weed sessions, PR 101 for those that fail the Wonderlic, and a brand new segment Guy's on Chicks. Plus Jimbos and the craziest update on PFT's e-book

Nate Silver and Sam Dekker  

NBA/NHL Playoffs and the guys are buying a Conversion Van (2:56 - 5:12). Panic Button time for various teams across the country (5:12- 10:17) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne featuring a spirited Alex Jones and JNCOS discussion (10:17 - 19:10). Nate Silver joins the show to finish off his interview, mean tweets are read and we ask whether or not the Matrix exists(19:10 - 37:45). Houston Rockets Forward Sam Dekker joins the show to talk about the Russ Westbrook/Patrick Beverly feud, Aaron Rodgers, and what it's like guarding James Harden in practice (37:45 - 49:17). Segments include Mike Greenbergs Dumb Rules, Hmmmmm, Witch Hunt, Bad Visual for Tiger Woods' cargo pants, PR 101 for Carmelo Anthony impregnating a stripper, Sabermetrics, and a thats enough internet for today.

Nate Silver  

The guys are playing slightly hurt (hungover) but are ready to recap the wild weekend in sports . Power Rankings of least surprising story lines include the Wild imploding, the Clippers losing a game late and Tim Tebow getting a hit on Easter (2:56 - 13:14) . Who's back of the week (13:14 - 22:30). Nate Silver from 538 joins the show to talk about Sabermetrics, the difficulty in analyzing political polls, advanced analytics in the NBA, and who he likes to win the title (22:30 - 50:07). Segments include PR 101 for Dwyane Wade's missed dunk, Hurt or injured Jesus, Talking Soccer for Tim Howard, Aaron Hernandez update, Problematic for Sidney Crosby crying mask, and Trouble in Paradise for the New York Knicks.

Uncle Chaps, Mike Portnoy & Pat McAfee  

NHL playoffs have finally arrived and Canada is already down big (2:44 - 8:12). Emergency football guy of the weeks and Uncle Chaps joins the show to roast the guys (8:12 - 22:32). The people's lawyer Mike Portnoy hops on for Portnoy's complaints and Mrs Portnoy gives us complaints about Mr Portnoy (22:32 - 35:11). Segments include shoe roast for the new Lions jerseys, people forget that, trouble in PFT's paradise, just chill out for Coach K, and Jimbos of the week with Pat Mcafee.

Ernie Johnson  

NBA Playoffs are here and everyone hates Steph Curry (2:58 - 5:17). NHL playoff story lines to expect the next 2 months (5:17 - 12:50). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (12:50 - 19:30). Inside The NBA host Ernie Johnson joins the show to talk about his new book, what it's like hosting a show with Shaq and Charles Barkley and who is going to win the NBA title this season (19:30 - 42:31). Segments include PR 101 for United Airlines. Respect the Biz for Tony Romo suiting up for the Mavericks. Problematic. Sabermetrics with Lenny Dykstra and A Stay Woke

Scott Van Pelt Breaking Down The Masters  

Masters breakdown, Sergio Garcia finally wins the big one and the sportsmanship at Augusta was off the charts (2:56 - 11:58). NHL Playoffs are finally here and we breakdown the first round matches (11:58 - 15:15). Who's back of the week featuring a feisty Rick Reilly on twitter (15:15 - 24:25). Scott Van Pelt joins the show from Augusta to talk about Sergio's big day, Jordan Spieth, the immaculate course and whether or not Tiger will ever be back in a meaningful way on a Sunday at the Masters (24:25 - 44:54) . Segments include the debut of Shoe Roast for Steph Curry's latest shoe, Spinzone for the Texas AM football player caught flashing his dick during tutoring sessions, Tebow update, trouble in paradise for Olivia Munn and Aaron Rodgers. Bad Visual for the NBA Logo, Big Ben retirement update and is he dead yet?

Curt Schilling  

Masters weekend and Dustin Johnson is the lead story after he fell down his staircase and withdrew from the completion. We read the best theories on what actually happened to DJ ( 2:50 - 11:58). NBA talk and Lebron is winning the East again (11:58 - 19:45). Curt Schilling joins the show to talk about the "negotiating with dummies" book he read while talking contracts with Theo Epstein, evolution, whether or not we've triggered him into a safe space, and some locker room talk with Lenny Dykstra (19:45 - 43:28). Segments include Uhhh Hey JJ, Fair Play for Speak Yourself stealing our Lebron Blames segment. Well that makes sense for Georgetown having a nepotism claus. Thoughts and prayers to Adam Schefter, PR 101 for the Reds prospect caught doing cocaine on snapchat and Jimbos of the week.

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