Pardon My Take

Pardon My Take

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On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now*

Episodes

Jay Bilas  

The Final Four is set and Hootie is back, breaking down the weekend of March Madness of and Bill Self's pouch of sadness (2:59 - 12:01). We taped a special Suicidal Big Cat segment 10 minutes after Wisconsin lost to Florida on a buzzer beater Friday Night(12:01- 20:17). Who's Back of the week (20:17 - 28:24). Jay Bilas joins the show to break down the Final Four matchups, the time he sued Barney the Dinosaur, what Coach is on the hot seat and whether or not he'd be willing to wrestle someone to get College Athletes paid (28:24 - 56:45). Segments include Respect the Biz, Witch Hunt for Dustin Johnson, Lebron Blames for his scratched eyeball, Talking Soccer, Magical Tweets, and Thoughts and Prayers to the city of Oakland for losing the Raiders.

Stu Feiner and Marlins Man  

Sweet 16 action and the calendar ashes of Xavier trump the Michigan plane crash (2:56 - 11:48). The guys call in to the NFL Competition committee meeting to propose the famous Andy Reid greased up extra point and eliminating Sr on player's nameplates. Roast Haikus read by Tex (11:48 - 18:58). Stu Feiner joins the show to give you Friday night Sweet 16 winners (18:58 - 33:31). Marlins Man joins the show to talk about being on TV during the World Baseball Classic. Segments include Lebron Blames, Kings Stay Kings, Sad QB Carousel, Stay Woke, Hurt or Injured, and Jimbos.

World Series Champion Anthony Rizzo  

Housekeeping to start the show as the guys are officially banned from getting credentialed at any NCAA games, have developed an online feud with Mark Cuban, and have picked up a couple new addictions (2:59 - 13:27). NBA players sitting out nationally televised games (13:27 - 18:24). Hot seat, cool throne (18:24 - 27:21) . Chicago Cubs first baseman Anthony Rizzo joins the show to talk about winning the World Series, the famous rain delay locker room speech, are Theo/Jed stalking him, and what goes through his mind when he jumps into the stands for foul ball catches (27:19 - 48:09). Segments include the debut of Fun Police, As a white guy, Locker room talk about the coach that put his dick in a hot dog bun and an emergency football guy of the week for Jim Harbaugh making his own crunchy peanut butter.

March Madness Recap With Dan Dakich  

The first 4 days are over and the guys are ready to talk about all the March Madness story lines. The ACC is soft, the Big Ten is back, Villanova chokes, and the refs still stuck(2:50 - 13:02). Tiger Woods Memorial Who's Back Of The Week (13:02 - 18:01). Dan Dakich joins the show to break down the first 2 rounds, who he likes to win it all, and what will happen at Indiana now that Tom Crean has been fired (18:01 - 44:31). Segments include a bonus Power Rankings of the remaining "Teams of Destiny", PR 101, Kings Stay Kings for Rick Pitino, People Forget That, Big Ben Update, and a Stay Classy for Coach K.

LA Dodger Pitcher Brandon McCarthy  

rch Madness Day 1 recap, Northwestern's big win, 16 Seeds making some noise and Tom Crean getting fired (2:57 - 17:17). Plus a couple hot picks for Day 2. LA Dodgers pitcher Brandon McCarthy joins the show to talk about the upcoming MLB season, Tommy Lasorda, and what it's like to be on twitter as pro athlete. Bonus new segment, mean tweets (17:17 - 42;16). Segments include Just Chill Out Man, People Forget That, Respect The Biz, Honorary Football Guy Of The Week, and Jimbos Of The Week.

March Madness With Mark Titus  

The boys are back in studio and ready for March Madness (2:59 - 5:00). First Four PMT bet with major stakes for the loser (5:00 - 9:52). Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (9:52 - 14:31). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (14:31 - 19:55). Mark Titus joins the show to break down the bracket, which team is ready to make some noise, Tom Crean talk, and Lavar Ball (20:55 - 53:18). Segments include PR 101 for Baylor Football, Kings stay Kings for Michael Wilbon, Spinzone Eddy Lacy being fat again, Bad Radio, Not to brag but we called it, Uhhh Ya Think for Jim Harbaugh talking trash to his family in pickup basketball, and that's enough internet for today.

Brent Musberger  

The guys are somehow still in Las Vegas ready to break down the weekend and bracket (2:46 - 7:17). All your favorite March Madness story lines and cliches are discussed (7:17 - 16:48). Who's back of the week (16:48 - 21:49). Brent Musberger joins the show to talk his new show in Las Vegas, gambling, stealing cars as a kid, the famous Eminem interview, his favorite call, and the meaning of woke (21:49 - 52:44). Segments include Hmmm, Just Chill out man for Russ Wilson, Sabermetrics, Explain it To Hank, and a call to our friend Lenny Dykstra to let him decide what color we put an 800 dollar roulette bet on.

Bill Walton Part 2  

The guys are back in Las Vegas after a quick trip down to Arizona for Spring Training. Stories from the trip, meeting Tommy Lasorda and Cubs Camp (2:56 - 8:29). NFL Free Agency, Brock Osweiler, Mike Glennon, Danny Woodhead, Redskins Drama and Brandon Marshall( 8:29 - 17:44). Bill Walton joins the show to talk basketball, Grateful Dead and the meaning of life (17:44 - 50:58). Segments include Sabermetrics for Tim Tebow's heart, Kings stay Kings for Adam Schefters Free Agency performance, Hurt or Injured, Uhhhh Ya Think and Jimbos of the week

Bill Walton Part 1  

The guys are on the road in Arizona after spending the day with Bill Walton in Las Vegas ( 2:57 - 6:33). MVP Talk, Dirk's 30,000 point and a call to brand new Pardon My Take correspondent Lebron James (6:33 - 14:30). Bachelor Talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (14:30 - 16:51). Hot Seat Cool Throne (16:51 - 23:46). Bill Walton joins the show to talk about John Wooden, his life changing back surgery, and the meaning of life in general (23:46 - 56:25). Segments include Sorry not Sorry for Lebron's hunt for greatness, Spinzone Mike Glennon to the Bears, Bad Visual Ciara, PR 101 for Adrian Peterson, Kings stay Kings for Darren Rovell's Pizza Shoe and Hmmm for Lamar Ball

Jay Williams  

PFT is live from Las Vegas and the Rugby World Series (2:57 - 6:09). Knicks not playing music in the Garden, Arian Foster vs a wolf and John Ross is not getting an island for being the fastest man in football (6:09 - 16:13). Who's Back of the Week in honor of Jim Tomsula being officially back (16:13 - 21:55). Jay Williams joins the show to talk Coach K, Duke/UNC, Bulls, and the year his penis didn't work (21:55 - 50:14). Segments include Tim Tebow and Tony Romo Watch, Respect The Biz, Talking Soccer, Emergency Football Guy Of The Week, Hurt or Injured, and people should stop making fun of Michael Jordan

ESPN's Rachel Nichols  

NFL Combine, David Price is injured, and Curt Schilling is about to embark on a political career (2:52 - 10:25). Listener Roasts of the show with Uncle Chaps (10:25 - 21:07). Rachel Nichols joins the show to talk Lebron, Boogie Cousins, Kevin Durant, Mark Cuban, and the dumpster fire that is the Chicago Bulls (21:07 - 52:29). Segments include Spinzone for the 49ers having no quarterbacks, Tell Da Truth for Dan Snyder, Lebron Blames, Respect The Biz, Locker Room Talk, Bad Radio, and Explain It To Hank.

Villanova Head Coach Jay Wright  

It is officially the Capitals year after their big trade (2:57 - 5:15). NHL talk, Franchise tag season in the NFL and Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (5:15 - 16:44). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (16:44 - 24:20). Villanova Head Basketball Coach Jay Wright joins the show to talk about last years Championship run, coaching styles, Big East Bias, and whether or not he would take Big Cat as a recruit (24:20 - 48:44). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for Boogie Cousins, Mike and Mike Fair Play, Cam Newton could learn a thing about sportsmanship, Uhhh Ya Think, Thoughts and Prayers, Tebow Watch, Sabermetrics and a late breaking Mooos from Hank.

Matt Jones, Rear Admiral And Not Mark Cuban  

The Oscars have pulled the greatest Jimmy Kimmel prank of all time and poor Warren Beatty was left holding the wrong card. Full Oscars recap (2:57 - 7:59). Mark Cuban vs Bleacher Report (7:59 - 12:48). Who's Back Of The Week (12:48 - 17:25). Matt Jones from Kentucky Sports Radio joins the show to talk Kentucky Basketball, Coach Cal to the NBA, and long lost Rick Pitino stories (17:25 - 42:21). Rear Admiral joins to catch the guys up on NHL and what football team each contender is most like (42:21 - 54:36). Segments include Radio Wars Shaq vs Javale McGee, PR 101 for Baker Mayfield, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, Parental Advisory for Lonzo Ball's Dad, Hurt or Injured for the Red Sox organization, and the debut of "Should Buzzfeed be tried for War Crimes?"

Matt Jones, Rear Admiral And Not Mark Cuban  

The Oscars have pulled the greatest Jimmy Kimmel prank of all time and poor Warren Beatty was left holding the wrong card. Full Oscars recap (2:57 - 7:59). Mark Cuban vs Bleacher Report (7:59 - 12:48). Who's Back Of The Week (12:48 - 17:25). Matt Jones from Kentucky Sports Radio joins the show to talk Kentucky Basketball, Coach Cal to the NBA, and long lost Rick Pitino stories (17:25 - 42:21). Rear Admiral joins to catch the guys up on NHL and what football team each contender is most like (42:21 - 54:36). Segments include Radio Wars Shaq vs Javale McGee, PR 101 for Baker Mayfield, Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules, Parental Advisory for Lonzo Ball's Dad, Hurt or Injured for the Red Sox organization, and the debut of "Should Buzzfeed be tried for War Crimes?"

Blake Bortles Wikipedia Club Oscar Preview  

NBA trade deadline and College basketball heating up (2:53 - 7:26). New game that is sweeping the nation "how long can we talk about Rick Pitino without mentioning his premature ejaculation" (7:26 - 11:10). Chris Christie is possibly joining "the biz" (11:10 - 13:33). Blake Bortles joins the show to talk about lunch with Matt Ryan and a full preview of the 2016 Oscars based solely on reading the Wikipedia pages (13:33 - 49:37). Segments include PR 101 for Jameis Winston, Just Chill Out Man for Kings Owner Vivek Ranadive, Spinzone for Aaron Hernandez's lawyer, Kings Stay Kings Skip Bayless saying Bill Belichick is a very good coach not a great coach, Thoughts and Prayers to Chad Kelly, and Jimbos of the week.

Mike Singletary and Lance Briggs  

Larry II has died (2:57 - 9:11). NBA trade talk, Boogie Cousins and Jimmy Butler (9:11 - 15:13). Bachelor talk for guys who don't watch the Bachelor (15:13 - 17:20). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (17:20 - 26:35). Super Bowl Champion Mike Singletary joins the show to talk about football, Bear Weather, and Buddy Ryan (26:35 - 42:30). Lance Briggs joins the show to talk about driving Lambos, playing in the Super Bowl, and Marc Trestman (42:30 - 55:53). Segments include Magical Tweets for Magic Johnson, Kings Stay Kings for the fat Sutton United goalie, Spinzone for Cedric Benson, As a straight guy, and sorry not sorry.

ESPN's Trey Wingo  

NBA All Star Weekend and Kyrie Irving thinks the world is flat (2:59 - 15:47). Tiger Woods Memorial Who's Back Of The Week (15:47 - 22:24). ESPN's Trey Wingo joins the show to talk about the NFL, what it's like to do live TV every day, how much his name has benefited his career, and whether or not he smokes weed when he golfs (he doesn't, we made that up) (22:24 - 42:05). Segments include PR 101 for the Dunk Contest. Thoughts and Prayers to Carmelo Anthony. The debut of Tony Romo watch. Hmmmm. Parental Advisory and That's Enough Internet For Today.

Ice Cube, Mike Portnoy & Lenny Dykstra  

Spring Training and the guys are ready to break down all the Spring Training story lines you're bound to hear (2:57 - 11:11). Sports Do Overs in honor of Adele's Do Over at the Grammys (11:11 - 18:34). Ice Cube joins the show to talk about his new movie Fist Fight, 3 on 3 basketball league, and a rap battle against PFT (18:34 - 31:35). The People's Lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk about criminal trespassing at the Westminster Dog Show, the new Barstool Employee Handbook, and Portnoy's Complaint (31:35 - 50:52). Segments include Bad Visual for Phil Jackson, Put one in his earhole, Locker Room Talk with Lenny, As a White Guy, Man Card, Fair Play Mike and Mike, PR 101 for Vince Young, and Jimbos Of The Week.

Ryan Whitney and Trill Withers (@TylerIAm)  

Welcome to the only podcast officially banned by the Westminster Kennel Club. The boys attempted to go to the Best In Show competition at Madison Square Garden with fake credentials and were promptly detained by the NYPD ( 2:54 -16:10) - . Hot Seat/Cool Throne (16:10 - 19:22). Trill Withers joins the show to talk NBA, the official debut of the Mickstape podcast and who's mans is it for all of the contending teams (21:22 - 35:38). Ryan Whitney from spittin chiclets joins the show to talk NHL, is this the Caps year, and whether or not peaking too early is a real thing in hockey (35:38 - 47:41). Segments include respect the biz, the debut of "is ____ a bad sports town?", Lebron Blames, hmmmm, and not to brag but we called it.

Mike Golic  

Kevin Durant vs Russ Westbrook and an update on Lebron Blames (4:07 - 8:50). Who's Back Of The Week including Grammy's Talk (8:56 - 15:53). Mike Golic joins the show to talk Football, what it's like having the same co-host for 18 years, and what he thinks of our Mike and Mike impression.(16:50 - 46:06) Segments include PR 101 for James Dolan. Anonymous Sources season for College football players. Uhhhh Ya Think. Is He Dead Yet? Bad Radio and Respect The Shield for the Madden Champion that loves to tweet offensive things.

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