Pardon My Take

Pardon My Take

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On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now*


Bears Kyle Long  

JJ Watt interview update live from Wisconsin (2:20 - 5:02). NBA Draft recap and the Jimmy Butler trade has Big Cat Seeing Red (5:02 - 10:16). Winners and Losers from the draft (10:16 - 21:43). Chicago Bears Guard Kyle Long joins the show to talk about training after his injury last year, Jay Glazer, and Mount Rushmore of Brothers (21:43 - 37:10). Segments include PR 101 for Markelle Fultz and Dennis Smith's social media. Hurt or Injured Marian Hossa. Bad Visual for Trump driving his golf cart on the greens. Emergency Football Guy of the week. Explain it to Big Cat and our new segment "Higher Learning" where two guys that graduated college over a decade ago give advice to incoming Freshman and Billy Football.

Markelle Fultz and Ryen Russillo  

NBA pre-draft Drama, who is running the Cavs and is Phil Jackson deliberately trying to ruin his legacy in the NBA? (2:21 - 11:29) Hot Seat/Cool Throne (11:29 - 17:24). Mt Rushmore of websites (17:24 - 26:17). First pick in the 2017 NBA Draft Markelle Fultz joins the show to field a 6 pack of questions including is it unfair that people call him a loser and Pat or Geno's? (26:17 - 34:12) ESPN's Ryen Russillo joins the show to break down the draft, giving us long shots and sure things as well as a weird rabbit hole into Sam Young's famous pump fake (34:12 - 58:16). Segments include hmmm for Cody Bellinger, Problematic for Mike Francesca, Emergency Football Guy of The Week, Trouble in Paradise for Phil Mickelson and his caddy and Guys on Chicks.

Blake Griffin and Michael Rapaport  

US Open recap and why we're disappointed in the Golf Course (2:20 - 7:40). Draft trade between the Sixers and Celtics (7:40 - 10:56). Who's Back of the week (10:56 - 19:27). Blake Griffin joins the show as our 3rd member of the recurring guest Mt Rushmore and we discuss the Mt Rushmore of the best NBA Cities (19:27 - 38:58). Michael Rapaport joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of sitcom dads (38:58 - 57:42). Segments include Bad Visual for Kevin Durant's twitter . Olympic Update - Michael Phelps vs a great white shark. Thoughts and Prayers for Vince Young. Tebow update and the debut of our segment "Higher Education" where we give our 18 year old intern tips on going to college.

Scott Van Pelt and Mike Portnoy  

It is officially Mt Rushmore season. The guys talk about their trip up to ESPN on Thursday plus Mayweather/McGregor and the US Open (2:18 - 14:39). Scott Van Pelt joins the show to discuss the Mt Rushmore of bald people (14:39 - 27:02). The people's lawyer, Mike Portnoy, joins the show to debate the Mt Rushmore of life's minor inconveniences (27:02 - 55:20). Segments include 15 seconds with Rick Pitino. Trouble in Paradise Lebron vs Draymond, Respect the Biz for Odell Beckham's new cleats, Sabemetrics for Lavar Ball's new autographed trading cards, and Jimbo's of the week.

Nick Wright and Penguins Nick Bonino and Brian Dumoulin  

NBA Finals wrap up, torch passing, and Lebron hot Take fatigue. Hot Seat/Cool Throne and an introduction of Pardon My Take intern Billy Football. FS1's Nick Wright joins the show to defend Lebron, talk NBA Finals and Super Team Destiny. Nick Bonino and Brian Dumoulin from the Stanley Cup Champion Pittsburgh Penguins join the show to talk about winning back to back cups, whether or not it's the Caps year, and Dumo meeting Vanny Woodhead. Segments include Mayweather/Pacquiao Update, Good Visual for Eddie Lacy, Stick to Sports for the Warriors, connect the dots on Gordon Hayward and Guy's on Chicks

2X NBA Champion Matt Bonner  

The Cup is staying in Pittsburgh as the Penguins win back to back Stanley Cups (3:33 - 6:11). Power Ranking sports trophies (6:11 - 8:49). NBA Finals update and Draymond embracing full heel (8:49 - 14:27). Who's back of the week (14:27 - 20:18). Former San Antonio Spur and 2X NBA Champion Matt Bonner joins the show to talk about the NBA Finals, playing for Pop, and chasing a Stone Cold Steve Austin belt in the late 90's (20:18 - 50:29). Segments include Talking Soccer and Pulisic mania, Trouble in Paradise, Torch Update for Tennis, PR 101 for Sebastian Telfair, and Sorry not Sorry for Jeff Van Gundy telling us to say sorry to Khloe Kardashian.

Scooter Gennett & Randy Moss  

NBA Finals update and where exactly the torch currently resides. Is the Kardashian Curse real and are we slowly becoming Steph Curry fans again? (2:06 - 11:01) Stanley Cup Final and the blowouts continue (11:01 - 13:27). Cincinnati Red Scooter Gennett joins the show after his 4 home run night on Wednesday to talk about the exclusive club he is now in, whether or not MLB has steroid tested him, and his love for pottery (13:27 - 28:11). NBC Sports Randy Moss joins the show to give us picks for the Belmont (28:11 - 43:03). Segments include Talking Soccer, Respect the Biz for David Price, Connect the Dots for Bob Stoops, Spinzone for Derek Fisher and Jimbos of the week.

Rachel Nichols and Ryan Whitney  

NBA Finals talk is making everyone in the sports world a giant idiot. Stanley Cup Final talk (2:18 - 8:00). Bachelor for guys that don't watch the Bachelor (8:00 - 13:16). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (13:16 - 19:54). Rachel Nichols joins the show to answer 6 questions about the NBA Finals and a couple MJ/Lebron hypotheticals (19:54 - 43:52). Ryan Whitney joins the show to talk SCF, the city of Nashville and how the NBA takes forever to play the Finals (43:52 - 56:44). Segments include Lebron Blames, Hmmmm for David Ortiz coming back, Football Guy, Humans vs the Sun and Guy's on Chicks

Michael Rapaport  

NBA Finals Game 2 and the torch has been passed to Kevin Durant. Do we feel bad for the Cavs having to play against the Super Team Warriors (2:13 - 8:13). Stanley Cup Final and Nashville is back (8:13 - 11:22). Who's Back Of The Week (11:22 - 18:33). Michael Rapaport joins the show to talk NBA Finals, Lebron reaping what he sowed, and an update on any cats he's recently killed (18:33 - 45:19). Segments include Connect the dots Bryce Harper to the Cubs, Talking Soccer, Protect the Shield LeSean McCoy, Bad Visual for Evegni Malkin and the Ryan Brothers, PR 101 for Derek Fisher and a new segment "Fuck That"

Vince Wilfork  

NBA Finals Game 1 recap, are the Cavaliers dead? Is Kevin Durant the new GOAT? Is Mike Brown the luckiest man on earth? (2:21 - 11:08) In honor of the Scripps Spelling Bee, the first annual Pardon My Take TELLING Bee with Hank (11:08 - 17:12)). PR 101 with Mr Met (17:12 - 20:54). Houston Texans Nose Tackle Vince Wilfork joins the show to talk ribs, football, and whether or not he's retired (20:54 - 33:56). A special segment with TeaBoy Tex talking about the Eric LeGrand fundraiser on Sunday in New Jersey. Segments include Sabermetrics with Hugh Freeze, Mayweather vs Mcgregor update, Explain it to Hank Nasa firing a rocket into the Sun, Bad Visual for the Jacksonville Jaguars, Shoe Roast for the new Curry 4's, Panic Button for the Cubs, and Jimbos of the week.

Tom Crean  

The NBA Finals still aren't here so everyone is losing their mind (1:59 - 5:18) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne (5:18 - 14:50). Former Indiana Basketball Coach joins the show to talk about coaching, Grit, getting fired at IU, being a brother in law to Jim Harbaugh, the alleged live bats incident, CreanTea, and Big Cat taking pictures of his face when he coaches (14:50 - 59:40). Segments include the return of Guy's on Chicks, Protect the Shield, Bad Visual for Lamelo Ball and put one in Buster Posey's earhole

TJ Lang And The Detroit Lions Offensive Line  

Special Tuesday edition of Pardon My Take, Grit Week recap and missing Vanny Woodhead (1:59 - 6:12). Stanley Cup Final talk (6:12 - 10:27). The Tiger Woods Who's Back of the Week specifically meant for Tiger Woods and his DUI arrest (10:27 - 20:39). TJ Lang, Graham Glasgow and Travis Swanson join the show to talk about playing for the Lions, Coach Caldwell Dead or Alive, and how funny Aaron Rodgers actually is (20:39 - 45:37). Segments include Bachelor talk for guys that don't watch the Bachelo, PR 101 for Bryce Harper getting into a fight, Respect the Biz, Explain it to Kevin Love and Finals predictions, and Drunk Ideas.

Andy Dalton  

NBA Finals and Stanley Cup Final are set and ready to go. Lebron is in his 7th straight Finals and we're torn as a podcast on who to root for (2:24 - 10:04). Grit Week update and our new addiction, chasing tornadoes (10:04 - 20:52). Cincinnati Bengals Quarterback Andy Dalton joins us in Vanny Woodhead to talk Bengals, Steelers, losing his luggage, the Rose Bowl, and being a role model to gingers everywhere (20:52 - 44:44). Segments include Tiger Woods update, Radio Wars with Colin Cowherd, An exclusive phone call to Lavar Ball about his shoe sales, Spinzone Brock Osweiler, Trouble in Paradise the Seahawks Defense vs Russ Wilson, That's enough internet for today, and Jimbos of the week.

Jim Harbaugh  

Grit Week continues and the guys are live in Cleveland for Cavs/Celtics Game 4 aka the Kyrie 3rd Quarter Game (1:56 - 10:34). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (10:34 - 20:29). Grit Week update. Michigan Head Football Coach Jim Harbaugh joins the show to talk about Football, milk drinking, meeting the pope, how he dreams about playing Football, and what Grit means to him (20:29 - 60:54). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to Mike Zimmer, Fair Play for Mike & Mike not speaking, Bachelor update for guys that don't watch the Bachelor, Protect the Shield Goodell lets players celebrate, Explain It To Hank, we bought him a Tamagotchi pet that he now has to keep alive.

Bob Huggins and Danny Woodhead  

Grit Week 2017 is here and we are live from West Virginia. The guys talk about the trip thus far in their 1993 Conversion Van named Vanny Woodhead (2:11 - 8:11). Lebron sucked and the Cavs finally lost a game (8:11 - 13:49). Who's back of the week (13:49 - 20:23). Baltimore Ravens' running back Danny Woodhead joins us from Vanny Woodhead to talk Grit, his decision to sign with Baltimore and whether or not he feels pressure to win a Super Bowl for PFT (20:23 - 33:40). West Virginia Head Basketball Coach Bob Huggins joins us to talk about coaching, his famous punishment treadmill, teaching the press and his FitBit (33:40 - 57:21). Segments include Tommy Lasorda thoughts and prayers, Olympic Update for the deteriorating Rio medals, Ehhhhhh for Lavar Ball, Tim Tebow Update, and Protect The Shield

Randy Moss And Our Lawyer Mike Portnoy  

NBA Playoffs and Hank's Puking a lot of green (1:30 - 4:20). Paul George loses out on 70 million dollars because Sportswriters run the world (4:20 - 7:15). Embrace Debate can women be big ballers according to Lavar Ball (7:15 - 10:17). Grit Week preview and the announcement of cities (10:17 - 14:04). Our lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to guide us through intern interviews, grit week legal issues and Portnoy's complaint (14:04 - 34:48). Randy Moss (the original) joins the show to give us picks for the Preakness and a preview of the second Triple Crown race (34:48 - 46:44). Segments include PR 101 for A-Rod, Thoughts and Prayers, Hurt or Injured for Tom Brady, Connect the dots, Mike Greenberg's dumb rules, Humans vs the Sun, and Guys on Chicks.

Kareem Abdul Jabbar with Mickstape  

NBA Draft Lottery and Playoffs. Are the Spurs done or finished and will the Celtics win a game against the Cavs (2:17 - 6:36). The guys from Mickstape join us for Hot Seat/Cool Throne and Part 1 of our Kareem Abdul Jabbar interview (6:36 - 40:23). We talk John Wooden, Kobe, and the sky hook with Kareem as well as his new book "Wooden and Me". Segments include PR 101 for James Harden, Fair Play the Mike and Mike Break Up, Kings Stay Kings for Rovell's shitty tweets and Antonio Cromartie, Respect the Biz Peyton Manning MC'ing the ESPYS. Embrace Debate for the rest vs rust of the Cavs and Radio Wars vs Mark Cuban.

Memphis Grizzlies Mike Conley  

Derek Jeter finally gets the recognition he deserves on Derek Jeter night (1:07 - 6:50) . NBA Playoffs and the Warriors are the new heels of the NBA (6:50 - 15:17). Stanley Cup playoffs and how hockey twitter will deal with a Nashville/Ottawa Stanley Cup Final plus fun facts about Ottawa (15:17 - 20:07). Who's Back of the Week (20:07 - 25:16) . Mike Conley from the Memphis Grizzlies joins the show to talk about the NBA playoffs, his new contract, and whether or not he wants to invest in our business ideas (25:16 - 50:02). Segments include Embrace Debate is Colin Kaepernick's name too difficult to spell, Talking Soccer, Sabermetrics, PR 101 for RGIII and Russ Wilson. Stay Woke is Avril Lavigne actually dead and Hank Hot In The Streets explaining the newest Spongebob Meme.

Hank Azaria  

The Capitals have lost. The Washington Capitals have lost again. They have lost without reaching the third round. PFT recaps going to Game 7 and what it's like to be a Caps fan (2:11 - 12:54). NBA playoff talk (12:54 - 17:30). Guys on Chicks (17:30 - 22:33). Hank Azaria joins the show to talk about his new show Brockmire, working on the Simpsons, Mets dildo gate and a couple table readings from famous movies (22:33 - 48:27). Segments include spinzone for Josh Gordon, trouble in paradise Arod and Jeter, Embrace Debate, hurt or injured and Jimbos of the week.

NBA Free Agent Blake Griffin  

NBA Playoffs and our new love Draymond the troll (1:06 - 4:50). Caps vs Penguins Game 7 preview (4:50 - 11:30). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (11:30 - 23:05). LA Clipper/NBA Free Agent Blake Griffin joins the show to talk about his foot injury (not a stubbed toe), Big Cat's tweet bashing the Clippers, NBA Free Agency and Lavar Ball (23:05 - 55:36). Segments include trouble in paradise for the 2008 Boston Celtics, The retirement of Locker Room Talk with Lenny and debut of Locker Room Talk without Lenny. Man Card for Matt Harvey, and Problematic for the St Louis Cardinals

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