Pardon My Take

Pardon My Take

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On "Pardon My Take," Big Cat & PFT Commenter deliver the loudest and most correct sports takes in the history of the spoken word. Daily topics, guests, and an inability to tell what the hosts might be doing will make this your new favorite sports talk show. This is a podcast that will without a doubt change your life for the better- guaranteed, or your money back. *Pretend a reggaeton air horn is going off right now*

Episodes

Michael Rapaport  

From the podcast that brought you a strong anti-Nazi stance we're here to tell you why the solar eclipse is chump. All the football coaches in America and the football guy's guys don't have time for a little Sun Shade (2:03 - 9:12). In honor of the solar eclipse we do the Mt Rushmore of things we dont really understand (9:12 - 21:56). Who's back of the week including illegal streams that wreck your computer in advance of the Mayweather/McGregor fight (21:56 - 31:18). Michael Rapaport joins the show to talk about his new fantasy podcast, the time he was in Sully, an update on the cat problem in his yard, and also that time he was in Sully (31:18 - 63:43). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers to MLB Umps, Bad Visual for the Jets in general, Protect the NBA Shield for Magic Johnson tampering, Talking Thrones* (*SPOILER ALERTS*), and Not to brag but we really called it for Aaron Judge sucking now.

Kate Fagan and Billy Football  

Billy Football's final day of his summer internship. Lebron James is leaving Cleveland. We give Billy his summer end intern evaluation(6:40-20:12). New York Times Best Seller and Around The Horn HoFer Kate Fagan joins the show to talk about her new book, what it's like working on Around The Horn, her Mt Rushmore of cookies and the Mt Rushmore of college mascots(21:30-50:19). Segments include connect the dots(52:56-56:01-), fuck that for the NFLwork stoppage in 4 years(56:05-58:10), let's get serious about statues and monuments(58:11-1:02:20), and hank hot in the streets(1:01:23-1:03:35). We conclude the episode with the finale of Higher Education with Billy Football(1:03:35-1:17:10).

Dikembe Mutombo  

Tiger Woods is Back....in the news but he isn't a liar (3:03 - 6:57). Waiting for Football to start is the worst (6:57 - 9:13). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (9:13 - 16:40). Mt Rushmore of Dad Fashion (16:40 - 50:32). NBA Hall of Famer Dikembe Mutombo joins the show to talk about his famous finger wag, being Team Kyrie, possibly owning the Houston Rockets, and the who wants to sex Mutombo rumor. Segments include Hurt or Injured for Big Ben, Stay Woke for Coach K, Thoughts and Prayers for Ric Flair with a bonus is he dead yet? Protect the Shield and the Wonton Don joins us for Guys on Chicks.

Adam Schefter  

Big show announcement to start the episode (2:37 - 7:41). PGA Championship recap, sort of (7:41 - 15:01). Who's Back Of The Week & Mt Rushmore of 30 for 30's we'd someday love to see (15:01 - 22:49). ESPN's Adam Schefter joins the show to talk about NFL Insider life, his height, being an accused Pee Boy, biggest NFL story lines this year and a preemptive Hot Seat/Cool Throne (22:49 - 63:49). Segments include Mike Greenberg's dumb rules for Bryce Harper slipping on a base. Bad Visual for the NY Jets. Football Guy of the Week Dan Quinn and Explain it to Hank/Drunk Ideas.

Washington State Head Coach Mike Leach  

Preseason Football has the guys feeling GOOD (2:17 - 3:31). Roger Goodell goes to Foxboro, Mitch Trubisky is the real deal and Joe Flacco needs to find a way to stay in the Elite conversation (3:31 - 8:03). Zach Randolph got arrested and Kyrie Irving isn't talking to anyone (8:03 - 14:11). Mt Rushmore of fears from Billy Football and Mt Rushmore of Life Lessons from PFT, Hank, and Big Cat (14:11 - 25:29). Washington State Head Coach Mike Leach joins the show to talk football, the sun, pirates, and suing the state of Texas (25:29 - 58:45). Segments include Michael Rapaport's ASPCA Corner for the Cardinals stupid rally kitten. Tim Tebow Update, Hurt or Injured Coach K, Thoughts and Prayers for Michael Vick's lack of sex and Higher Education.

Dallas Braden (He Threw A No Hitter) And Johnny Manziel  

Hard Knocks is back and we make our predictions for this season's show following around the Tampa Bay Bucs (2:42 - 12:47). Johnny Manziel joins the show for an EXCLUSIVE interview talking about Coaching in the NFL and how much he hates the NCAA (12:47 - 16:43) . Hot Seat/Cool Throne (16:43 - 23:09). Mt Rushmore of Worst Jerseys of all time (23:09 - 29:49). Former Oakland A's and newest member of Barstool Dallas Braden joins the show to talk about his no hitter against the Rays, the Face of Baseball, and the time A-Rod made him look like a total beta (29:49 - 50:53). Segments include Sabermetrics, Stay Woke, the debut of the newest segment "Why Are People Mad Online?" and Guys on Chicks.

Ed Werder And Matt Mosley  

Jay Cutler is back in the NFL and Big Cat gives his rooting for Jay Cutler Handbook ( 2:12 - 10:05). Who's Back of the week (10:05 - 17:27). Mt Rushmore of Guilty Pleasures including Sangria, Farting in a crowded bar and Katy Perry Music (17:27 - 28:14). Ed Werder and Matt Mosley join the show to talk about Jerry Jones in the Hall of Fame, the future for Tony Romo, and rapid fire questions about ESPN and the 2017 Dallas Cowboys (28:14 - 55:49). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers for Martin Shkreli, Perspective for Neymar, Hmmm for Kris Bryant and Bryce Harper, Talking Thrones, Drunk Ideas, and That's Enough Internet For Today

Mike Portnoy, Mark Titus and Aaron Rodgers  

Training Camp Injuries and football is back(5:08-7:50). Aaron Rodgers reveals that he tapes all his interviews so as to never be taken out of context so we had him on the show to discuss(7:55-11:15). Mount Rushmore of nerds with Mark Titus(11:21-30:50). The people's lawyer Mike Portnoy joins the show to talk PFT and Hank getting a drinking ticket as well as Portnoy's Complaints(32:00-55:40). Segments include PR 101 for any team signing Colin Kaepernick(58:11-1:02:05). Respect The Biz for Tom Herman(1:02:07-1:05:28). And the return of Jimbo's as narrated by Mike the Bike(1:06:33-1:12:23)

Kevin Millar and Chris Rose  

Trade deadline has passed and we talk about the teams that are officially ALL IN (2:08 - 4:29). Goodell defends the health of NFL players and we defend the health of the health of the NFL players + training camp stories (4:29 - 10:28). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (10:28 - 16:19). The most contentious Mt Rushmore to date as we do a snake draft for all time cereals (16:19 - 22:46). Former Major Leaguer Kevin Millar and Host of Intentional Talk Chris Rose join the show to talk about the pennant race, clubhouse chemistry, and who the face of baseball is (22:46 - 55:30). Embrace Debate is Odell Beckham good or is his hair just interesting, Dad to Dad for MJ vs Lebron and Al Avila trading his son and Guys on Chicks.

The Poker Brat Phil Hellmuth  

Lebron James is getting clowned on by Steph and Kyrie and the NBA Offseason is officially the greatest real life drama of all time (2:17 - 8:37). Who's Back of the Week including Training Camp Turnovers and Drugs (8:37 - 13:29). Uncle Chaps joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of Combinations (13:29 - 22:30). The Poker Brat Phil Hellmuth joins the show to talk about being a professional poker player, the most famous people he's played with, and how Charles Barkley is not as bad as a gambler as people think (22:30 - 55:40). Segments include Thoughts and Prayers for the Ravens, Kings Stay Kings for Bill Belichik and Jon Gruden, Talking Soccer and Talking Thrones, Bad Visual for Chris Christie's Pants, Locker Room Talk for Steve Scaramucci aka The Mooch, Man Card, and Drunk Ideas.

Cian Fahey and Super Bowl Champion Malik Jackson  

The War on the War on Football is heating up and we're here at the front lines (2:08- 10:01). Update on Lebron vs Kyrie which has turned into Lebron vs Stephen A Smith and Kyrie vs Old Hacky Columnists (10:01 - 20:12). QB Whisperer Cian Fahey joins the show to do the Mt Rushmore of current backup Quarterbacks (20:12 - 44:47). Super Bowl Champion Malik Jackson joins the show to talk about scoring a Touchdown in the Super Bowl, his decision to sign with the Jaguars, and Cam Newton making business decisions on the football field (44:47 - 56:53). Segments include talking soccer, hurt or injured for a ripped out nipple ring on the Cowboys and the Milwaukee Brewers. Higher Education with Billy Football and that's enough internet for today.

Cy Young Winner Dan Haren  

Lebron is mad online about Kyrie but he wants everyone to know he's having a happy summer (2:19 - 5:03) . Training camp story lines now that football is back (5:03 - 11:13). Hot Seat/Cool Throne with special extra hot seat for Billy Football after he accidentally tweeted out PFT's phone number (11:13 - 25:33). Mt Rushmore of greetings (25:33 - 32:49). Former Cy Young Winner Dan Haren joins the show after a long hiatus to discuss why he's been dodging us, what he's been up to with the Diamondbacks, who the best pitcher is in baseball and how to get Bryce Harper out (32:49 - 55:05). Segments include the War on the War on Football, Football Guy of the Week for Jim Harbaugh, PR 101 for Lucky Whitehead, Respect the Biz for Colin Cowherd and Guys on Chicks.

Mike Tyson  

Michael Phelps raced a shark and we all got duped (2:17 - 4:41). Kyrie Irving wants out of Cleveland and the Jordan Spieth filibustered the British Open (4:41 - 11:15). Who's Back of the Week (11:15 - 16:03). Mt Rushmore of things to do at a wedding (16:03 - 23:40). Former Heavyweight Champion and baddest man in the world Mike Tyson joins the show to talk about his new podcast, his pet tiger, biting Holyfield's ear, and Mayweather/McGregor (25:06 - 47:37. Segments include Hurt or Injured for Clayton Kershaw, Talking Soccer/Cycling/Thrones. Trouble in Paradise for the Seahawks locker room, again. Hank hot in the street the dancing snap chat hot dog and the debut of the newest segment, Fun Facts with Billy Football.

The 2017 Takies With Special Guests Rachel Nichols, Mark Titus, Chris Long And More  

Ladies (sup) and gentlemen, we present to you the 2017 takie awards, the only award show by guys for dudes that love takes. Warm up for the takies includes OJ talk (2:32 -7:15) and the Mt Rushmore of old takes/dumb things we thought when we were kids (7:15 - 21:25). The Takies include awards for Take of the year, snowflake of the year, journalist press box complaint of the year, podcast listeners of the year, the Nyquist award for biggest fraud of the year, special guest appearances from Rachel Nichols, Mark Titus, Chris Long, Michael Rapaport and much much much much much more

JJ Watt Part 2  

The middle of summer is upon us which means someone in the NFL is in trouble. Is it Lonzo Ball's league now because he won Summer League MVP?(4:37-5:33) Hot Seat/Cool Throne (7:20-15:50) and the return of All Business Pete. Mt Rushmore of non mainstream sports(15:52-25:05). JJ Watt joins the show for Part 2 of his interview including a rundown of all his regrettable social media posts based on a 1 to 99 scale(25:33-58:03). Segments include Trouble in Paradise for the Redskins(1:01:15-1:03:45), Thoughts and Prayers(1:03:47-1:05:35), People Forget That(1:05:36-1:07:00) and Guys on Chicks(1:08:55-1:16:10).

JJ Watt Part 1  

Before we get to the long awaited JJ Watt interview the guys talk Mayweather/McGregor and Lonzo Ball. Who's Back of the Week including Ryan Lochte, Magic Johnson and Mark Cuban (8:50-13:20). Mt Rushmore of types of friends (13:23-22:50). Houston Texan JJ Watt joins the show from his log cabin in Wisconsin for Part 1 of his 2 Part interview(23:11-53:10). Talk about the Uhhh Hey JJ movement, Football, injuries, and whether or not he has an alibi for Making a Murderer. Segments include Talking Tennis for the Wimbledon Final(54:17-57:21), Humans vs The Sun with a bonus PFT theory that the Sun may not actually be hot(57:22-59:50). Talking Thrones by guys that don't watch Game of Thrones(59:53-1:01:56). PR 101 for D'Onta Foreman (1:01:59-1:04:02) and Emergency Football Guy Of The Week(1:04:03-1:05:27).

Mark Teixeira  

The guys are back in studio and it's a Mayweather/McGregor World. The Cubs and White Sox execute a big trade(6:13-8:50). Mt Rushmore of annoying office people with special guest producer All Business Pete(14:52- 27:15). Former New York Yankee Mark Teixeira joins the show to talk about his baseball career, Aaron Judge, A-Rod, and being teammates with Derek Jeter(28:40-58:15). Segments include Emergency Football Guy Of The Week, Bad Visual for Sammy Sosa(1:00:12-1:01:45), Hmmm for Lebron wearing purple(1:01:50-1:02:10), Talking Tennis and Soccer(1:06:25-1:08:32) and Billy Football's Higher Education(1:09:35-1:16:35)

Joe Buck  

The guys are still in Miami, dying of heat exhaustion, and spending their off time living with a ghost. Recap of the 2017 ASG that didn't mean anything and the Home Run Derby that was awesome (2:40-10:20). We have an official Ghost diagnosis from a Paranormal Investigator and it turns out we are in fact haunted (11:54-17:18). Hot Seat/Cool Throne (17:20-28:31). Joe Buck joins the show to talk about calling 2 of the craziest games in sports in the past year (Cubs World Series and Patriots Super Bowl Comeback), whether or not he's been thinking about Big Cat every time the camera zooms in on his face, why we should all stick to sports, and the Mt Rushmore of Voices (29:48-1:02:35). Segments include Mayweather/McGregor update (1:04:50-1:07:02), Put one in his earhole Nelson Cruz and Joe West(1:07:03-1:09:53), Stay Woke the Freeze lost his foot race but was it actually the Freeze and is Jeffery Loria counting fake attendance (1:09:54-1:15:07), and a Cease and Desist to Mark Cuban (1:15:08-1:18:16).

A. J. Pierzynski  

We are live from the MLB All Star Game in Miami and we're facing a little advertisy. Sucking at journalism, a hotel guest that decided to just not leave the room we booked and a ghost (2:19 - 7:10). Mt Rushmore of ways to stay cool in the summer (7:10 - 13:32). Who's back of the week (13:32 - 20:50). Former MLB Catcher AJ Pierzynski joins the show to talk about baseball, the art of catching, what it was like to be hated, his fight with Michael Barrett, and how often Hawk Harrelson calls him for pillow talk (20:50 - 51:02). Segments include Mike Greenberg's Dumb Rules for the All Star Game. Just Chill Out Man for Darren Rovell. Put one in his earhole for the guy mad about snacks and the Indians fan angry at sex. Drunk Ideas and thats enough internet for today.

Jon Taffer  

The guys are back in studio to recap 4th of July holiday and all that happened in NBA Free Agency (3:13 - 11:50). Bonus Who's Back/Hot Seat/Cool Throne (11:55 - 15:05). Jon Taffer joins the show to talk about the bar business, listen to our business pitches and the Mt Rushmore of shitty bar attributes (16:26 -1:01:42). Segments include Guy's on Chicks for Rickie Fowler (1:02:11 - 1:04:01), Guy's on guy's for the Brazilian soccer team (1:04:03 - 1:06:31), PR 101 for Fox Sports(1:09:09 - 1:12:40), Peter King ate the trash again (1:06:32-1:07:52), Talking Tennis (1:07:54 - 1:09:08) and Higher Education with Billy Football(1:13:14 - 1:21:40)

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