Poddy Break with Tim Hawkins

Poddy Break with Tim Hawkins

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Tim talks to his guests about life, comedy, and his favorite pottery techniques.

Episodes

065 - Bobby and the Crew - Bathrooms, Golf Balls and Potato Juice  

Tim’s buddy, Bobby Meyers, is hanging out with crew! This week, Caleb just can’t stop gettin’ them gains. Tim accidentally uses a co-ed bathroom. Bobby juices a potato and goes back in time. One of the bunks on the bus gets filled with bananas. And Tim answers your vacation questions from Twitter.

Also on this episode: George Washington does crossfit. Bobby burns a couch in his backyard. Tim puts a basketball playing pastor on blast. The gang looks at each others calf muscles. We hear more of Caleb’s inner monologue at Whole Foods. And Freight teaches us how to say Potomac.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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064 - The Crew - Donuts, Dating and Summer Man  

We’re back in the mancave! This week, we learn why Josh wants to be a sour cream donut. Tim tentatively tunes the television to ten tenors. Freight goes to the public pool after dark. Caleb has hot takes on Ikea and Olive Garden. And Summer Man swings by the show.

Also in this episode: Get into Caleb’s head as he shops at Whole Foods. Tim is shocked to learn the Chuck E. Cheese is still in business. Caleb wants to ask Luke Bryan some pointed questions. The gang uncomfortably discusses the word “weenus”. And, everyone peers into to Caleb’s dating life.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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063 - The Crew - Wontons, Hockey & Freight’s Thighs  

The crew crashed Tim’s house! This week, Caleb’s arms are getting huge! Tim thinks way too hard about baby teeth. Josh wonders if Elton John and Billy Joel are the same person. And Freight has impressive thighs.

Also on this episode: Tim gives Caleb some ground rules for using the sauna. The gang talks greatest guitar player of all time. A Russian Lady keeps burping Italian Sausage. Tim finds frozen wontons in the mancave. And Freight wants a talking prairie dog to help him out on the road.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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062 - Bob Smiley - Germs, Elves & Buckets of Fish  

Bob Smiley is rollin’ along on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim doesn’t know what data is. Freight chimes in with an early and epic Freightback. Caleb is afraid of bathroom germs. The gang gets in a kerfuffle over hand washing. We meet Tim’s “special helper”, Reggie the Pocket Elf. And Smiley is trying to find a date on “Buckets of Fish”.

Also on this episode: Tim accidentally changes a word in a joke and bombs. Bob sleeps in a kitchen and showers in the mop sink. Caleb wonders how much protein there is in a grasshopper. Freight and the gang opens gifts from fans. And Tim finds a trio of Eight-Wait-Boom songs.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Get more of Bob at http://bobsmiley.com/
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061 AUDIO - Kenn Kington - Belts, Breakdowns and Brosaken  

It’s time for another VIDEO EPISODE!!! This week, Kenn Kington gets stuck on a pony ride. Freight walks through fire. Tim traps a former bus driver in one of the luggage bays. Caleb has an irrational fear. And the gang talks about their favorite scars, and their worst pain ever.

Also in this episode: What constitutes a “Bro-Move”. Tim weighs in on what makes the perfect belt. New crew member, Alex, gets a nickname after being trapped in the shower. Josh thinks that Corn Nuts are a breakfast cereal. And, Crappaw gets some squeaky balls.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Get more of Kenn at kennkington.com
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061 VIDEO - Kenn Kington - Belts, Breakdowns and Brosaken  

It’s time for another VIDEO EPISODE!!! This week, Kenn Kington gets stuck on a pony ride. Freight walks through fire. Tim traps a former bus driver in one of the luggage bays. Caleb has an irrational fear. And the gang talks about their favorite scars, and their worst pain ever.

Also in this episode: What constitutes a “Bro-Move”. Tim weighs in on what makes the perfect belt. New crew member, Alex, gets a nickname after being trapped in the shower. Josh thinks that Corn Nuts are a breakfast cereal. And, Crappaw gets some squeaky balls.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Get more of Kenn at kennkington.com
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060 - John Crist - Videos, Cupcakes and Bad Words  

John Crist is back for our 60th episode! This week, Freight seductively invites you to make ketchup with him. John can’t find his headphones. Becky gives Tim a micro drone. (Thanks, Becky!) The gang needs a Freightback explained to them. And a rampant case of Christian-ese breaks out on the bus.

Also on this episode: Tim almost suffocates watching a YouTube video. Caleb gags at the thought of wet cupcakes. John gets his mouth washed out with soap. The gang discusses restaurant hygiene. And Tim writes a jingle for coffee enemas.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/
Tweet him @johnbcrist

059 - Jonnie W - Hugs, Pizza, and Woofs  

Jonnie W is riding on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim gets pizza, but not the pizza he wants. Glade calls into the show. Freight calls out Chick-Fil-A’s green apple problem. The fire alarm goes off during the show. And Jonnie recalls the first time he ever hugged Tim.

Also on this episode: The gang talks nicknames for your significant other. Freight gets an amazing gift. Tim gets a Yeti Cooler. We take questions from our tweeps. Tim’s mom, Nelda calls into the show. And Freight says “dope”.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/
Tweet him @jonnie_w

058 - John Branyan - Dummies, Supplements and Comfy Pants  

John is hanging out on our “standard-sized” bus. This week, Heather wants Tim to un-condition the air. Caleb never knows when to stop taking supplements. John is upset that the podcast never starts on time. And Freight is buried under a mountain of Poddy Break Loot.

Also in this episode: The music shop in Mr. Roger’s neighborhood is a front. Tim imagines a ventriloquist funeral. Caleb doesn’t have time to worry about artificial intelligence. John is afraid of being mauled by squirrels. And Freight imitates an owl to a moderate degree of success.  

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

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Get more of John at http://www.johnbranyan.com/

Follow John on Twitter @john_branyan

057 - John Crist - Wintergreen, Bunnies and FreightFacts  

Now for Part 2 with John Crist! This week, Tim wants to roast a pocket-sized Freight. The gang wants to take a survival class because nobody knows how to start a fire. Caleb sees a spider and moves out. Freight needs a perch to sit atop at shows. And Tim wants to join PETA.

Also in this episode: Freight spills the mints. John takes up rollerblading. A squirrel gets an Uber. Caleb has an awkward interaction with a girl he likes. John sells a kidney to go to a Taylor Swift concert. And we get a special FreightFact about ears.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

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Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/
Tweet him @johnbcrist

056 - John Crist - Acting, Q’waves and Freight Fists  

John Crist is rolling with us on the bus! This week, Tim teaches a masterclass on Keurig use. John thinks that actors aren’t being real enough. Caleb gets hit with a Freight Fist. And a very young Tim brings down the house with an inappropriate accent.

Also in this episode: Tim and John talk about first gigs and worst gigs. Freight reveals his alter ego, Earthquake McGoon. John chooses Dunkin Donuts over Krispy Kreme. Tim throws shade at paninis. John quotes a verse from one of the testaments. And Freight knocks out his costar in Bye Bye, Birdie.


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Tweet him @johnbcrist

055 - Dustin Nickerson - Pill Bugs, Fighter Jets and Baby Puke  

Dustin Nickerson jumps on the bus! This week, Tim’s son smelled and nobody knew why. Dustin’s youngest puts an insect in his head. Caleb doesn’t know how tall he is. Freight talks about head transplants. And Dustin can’t open the doors on the bus.

Also on this episode: Caleb takes a personality test. Freight asks a logistical question. Dustin and Caleb play some b-ball outside of the church. Tim changes some lyrics so the Beatles can lead worship. And Dustin receives his first Freightback!

Take online lessons from Tim's piano teacher: http://timpiano.com

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Get more of Dustin: http://www.dustinnickerson.com/
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054 Video - Jonnie W - Insulation, CrossFit and Glowing Pigs  

We’re back for our second video episode!! Tim IMMEDIATELY needs to turn the lights down. Jonnie wears aquasocks in public. Caleb dares the gang to eat fiberglass insulation. Freight weighs in on the Angry Birds movie. And the gang talks vehicular salutes.

Also in this episode: Caleb discovers Christian parody t-shirts. Jonnie is afraid of radioactive boars. The gang calls Jean, our event manager, on the phone. Freight gets a can of boiled nuts in his hotel room. Tim walks through a graveyard. And everybody regrets opening the salmon jerky.

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Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/
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054 - Jonnie W -  Insulation, CrossFit and Glowing Pigs  

We’re back for our second video episode!! Tim IMMEDIATELY needs to turn the lights down. Jonnie wears aquasocks in public. Caleb dares the gang to eat fiberglass insulation. Freight weighs in on the Angry Birds movie. And the gang talks vehicular salutes.

Also in this episode: Caleb discovers Christian parody t-shirts. Jonnie is afraid of radioactive boars. The gang calls Jean, our event manager, on the phone. Freight gets a can of boiled nuts in his hotel room. Tim walks through a graveyard. And everybody regrets opening the salmon jerky.

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Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/
Tweet him @jonnie_w

053 - The Crew - Plivates, Ultraman, and Cannibals  

It’s the Crew + Olivia!! ALSO OUR FIRST VIDEO EPISODE!!! The crew kicks off with Underwear Talk. Spoiled Rich Kid’s sister, Veronica stops by. Tim locates an elusive 12 - Wait - BOOM! Caleb and Josh get exposed to the horrors of 70’s kids shows. And Freight issues an executive order.

Also in this episode: Veronica reveals some scandalous news about Gliffrey. Tim tasks his youngest child with creating a spotify playlist of alcohol songs. Baby Caleb goes to see Uncle Tim sing karaoke. Tim breaks down the Poddy Family Tree. And the gang goes all intervention on each other.

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053 VIDEO - The Crew - Plivates, Ultraman, and Cannibals  

It’s the Crew + Olivia!! ALSO OUR FIRST VIDEO EPISODE!!! The crew kicks off with Underwear Talk. Spoiled Rich Kid’s sister, Veronica stops by. Tim locates an elusive 12 - Wait - BOOM! Caleb and Josh get exposed to the horrors of 70’s kids shows. And Freight issues an executive order.

Also in this episode: Veronica reveals some scandalous news about Gliffrey. Tim tasks his youngest child with creating a spotify playlist of alcohol songs. Baby Caleb goes to see Uncle Tim sing karaoke. Tim breaks down the Poddy Family Tree. And the gang goes all intervention on each other.

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052 - Jonnie W – Moths, Al-Froids and Night Terrors  

Jonnie DubDubs is back for some more Poddy Break. This week, Tim gets moth guts on his hands. Jonnie and Tim have “Eagle Talk”. The gang is apparently putting everyone to sleep. Freight gets all jacked on steroids. And Caleb eats pizza on a hotel towel.

Also on this episode: Jonnie falls out of his bunk. Marty the Moth calls into the podcast. Bob Smiley is an unwitting participant in our newest segment. Freight wants to clip a carabiner to Jonnie’s underwear. Caleb barely lives through a technical meltdown. And we have another round of Freigh-e-okee!!!!

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Jonnie's got a website: http://www.jonniew.com/
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051 - Todd Hawkins - Backhands, Plantains and Dalfreightions  

Tim’s brother, Todd, is hanging with us in the Sprinter Van! Tim gets assaulted by a pungent glue. Freight wants to know what La La Land is. Caleb gets knocked off his longboard by a supernatural force. Pooz throws shade at Todd over some candy cigarettes. And Freight retrieves a water bottle for Tim at the strangest time.

Also on this episode: Tim almost crashes on his Segway. Freight wears a speedo in Dubai. Caleb reminisces about the war with the Asians. How do they make plantain chips? Did Todd check the itinerary? Tim recounts the worst pain in his life. And the gang listens to some terrible music.

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050 - The Crew - Slinkys, Trolls and Buttered Freight  

The gang is cruising through Sunny California in the Sprinter Van!! This week, Freight gets sick and barfs. Tim speaks Russian. Caleb and Tim delve further into the Gooby Goober voice. Trump talks about Weebles. Josh asks a riveting question about Slinkys. And Caleb crushes some animal style fries.

Also on this episode: Josh visits Velveeta, CA. A wall falls on an unsuspecting Freight. The gang has burger talk. What fruit would Freight dip in ranch dressing? Caleb gets a job as a hay hut troll. And Freight gets buttered up and slides down a hill.

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049 - John Crist - Anthems, Jerky and Freight Films  

Heyooo, John Crist is CRUSHING IT on the podcast! This week, Luke Bryan sings the National Anthem. Tim says the word "orange". Josh tells a Valentine's Day story. Freight stares at a basket of crackers. John wonders if sharks are gluten intolerant. And everyone chews deer jerky directly into their microphones!

Also on this episode: We discuss your #Freightvrite movies. Caleb isn't very handy, but makes up for it with his beard. Who's Kim Yon Goon? Get yourself a Freight stake. Are guys intimidated by funny women? And Freight gets the most epic gift ever!

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