Poddy Break with Tim Hawkins

Poddy Break with Tim Hawkins

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Tim talks to his guests about life, comedy, and the nuances of llama ownership.

Episodes

070 - John Branyan - Books, Hotdogs and Freight Intros  

John Branyan is wheels up with us! This week, Tim massacres a cheese stick. Josh is only happy when it’s 60 degrees. John starts a fire at his merch table. Coach tells a risque joke; then explains it. And Freight beatboxes while Tim scowls at Caleb.

Also in this episode: The gang writes an uncomfortable  jingle about Freight being racist. We get about a million bathroom related questions on Twitter… What’s up with you weirdos? John tells an embarrassing story about pants. And Tim tries to drive while eating a sopping wet sandwich.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Get more of John at johnbranyan.com
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069 - The Crew - Bologna, Stairmasters and Clydesdales  

It’s da crew, baby! Wassadoo? This week, Tim has flashbacks to his time as an Olive Garden waiter. Caleb has another encounter with the dancing excerciser at his gym. Freight sits in an adirondack chair. AND SPOILED RICH KID CALLS IN!!!

Also in this episode: Tim runs over Freight’s family photos with a lawnmower. Caleb and Tim relive their ill-fated radio show. Josh and Caleb talk about Pop-Tarts and Gushers Fruit Snacks. Olivia joins us for travel talk. And Tim gets emotional talking about the Kardashians.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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068 - Ambrose Blair - Nachos, Hairspray and Scattergories  

Gather ‘round, folks… today we get to meet Ambrose Blair, an awesome kid who wished to be on the podcast! This week, Caleb gets uncomfortable while flexing for everyone. Ambrose put Taco Bell on BLAST!!! Freight has is own Wikipedia page?!?! And Tim sneaks into everyone’s houses and eats their lozenges.

Also in this episode: Tim gets hairspray in his mouth. Caleb’s girlfriend, Rachel, joins us on the podcast and watches Kardashians with Tim. Ambrose keeps his cat in an oxygen chamber. The gang has a Scattergories related meltdown. Freight always finds room for ice cream. And we get a sudden phone call from Taco Bell employee, Johnny Nacho.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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067 - Bob Smiley - Candles, Mums and Chamberpots  

Bob is mixing condiments on the bus with us! This week, Freight proclaims his love for scented candles. Freight and his groomsmen make a shirtless pyramid. Caleb wonders what a chamberpot is. And Bob melts down meeting one of his comedy heroes.

Also on this episode: Caleb’s shirts get smaller as he gets swoller. Freight contemplates his favorite cheese. The gang talks formalwear. Tim remembers when women smelled bad at weddings. Tim and Freight talk about texting. And a TV show gives Bob comedy flashbacks.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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066 - John Branyan - Jellies, Cow Chips and Monopoly  

John Branyan is rolling on the Poddy Bus with us! This week, Caleb creates a spiritual metaphor with peanut butter. Branyan doesn’t like the way his hands smell. The gang fights about Wheat Thins. Reggie the Pocket Elf swings by again. And Tim comes to the revelation that all of the food at Cracker Barrel is made of only one ingredient.

Also on this episode: Branyan catches pickles in a rain barrel. Freight throws oily food in the trash. Tim gets a questionable haircut. Caleb asks a question and then immediately gets grossed out. The gang gets TWO SCOOPS of Freightbacks. And Tim gets flummoxed by a board game.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Get more of John at johnbranyan.com
Tweet John @john_branyan

065 - Bobby and the Crew - Bathrooms, Golf Balls and Potato Juice  

Tim’s buddy, Bobby Meyers, is hanging out with crew! This week, Caleb just can’t stop gettin’ them gains. Tim accidentally uses a co-ed bathroom. Bobby juices a potato and goes back in time. One of the bunks on the bus gets filled with bananas. And Tim answers your vacation questions from Twitter.

Also on this episode: George Washington does crossfit. Bobby burns a couch in his backyard. Tim puts a basketball playing pastor on blast. The gang looks at each others calf muscles. We hear more of Caleb’s inner monologue at Whole Foods. And Freight teaches us how to say Potomac.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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064 - The Crew - Donuts, Dating and Summer Man  

We’re back in the mancave! This week, we learn why Josh wants to be a sour cream donut. Tim tentatively tunes the television to ten tenors. Freight goes to the public pool after dark. Caleb has hot takes on Ikea and Olive Garden. And Summer Man swings by the show.

Also in this episode: Get into Caleb’s head as he shops at Whole Foods. Tim is shocked to learn the Chuck E. Cheese is still in business. Caleb wants to ask Luke Bryan some pointed questions. The gang uncomfortably discusses the word “weenus”. And, everyone peers into to Caleb’s dating life.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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063 - The Crew - Wontons, Hockey & Freight’s Thighs  

The crew crashed Tim’s house! This week, Caleb’s arms are getting huge! Tim thinks way too hard about baby teeth. Josh wonders if Elton John and Billy Joel are the same person. And Freight has impressive thighs.

Also on this episode: Tim gives Caleb some ground rules for using the sauna. The gang talks greatest guitar player of all time. A Russian Lady keeps burping Italian Sausage. Tim finds frozen wontons in the mancave. And Freight wants a talking prairie dog to help him out on the road.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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062 - Bob Smiley - Germs, Elves & Buckets of Fish  

Bob Smiley is rollin’ along on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim doesn’t know what data is. Freight chimes in with an early and epic Freightback. Caleb is afraid of bathroom germs. The gang gets in a kerfuffle over hand washing. We meet Tim’s “special helper”, Reggie the Pocket Elf. And Smiley is trying to find a date on “Buckets of Fish”.

Also on this episode: Tim accidentally changes a word in a joke and bombs. Bob sleeps in a kitchen and showers in the mop sink. Caleb wonders how much protein there is in a grasshopper. Freight and the gang opens gifts from fans. And Tim finds a trio of Eight-Wait-Boom songs.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Get more of Bob at http://bobsmiley.com/
Tweet him @bobsmileycomic

061 AUDIO - Kenn Kington - Belts, Breakdowns and Brosaken  

It’s time for another VIDEO EPISODE!!! This week, Kenn Kington gets stuck on a pony ride. Freight walks through fire. Tim traps a former bus driver in one of the luggage bays. Caleb has an irrational fear. And the gang talks about their favorite scars, and their worst pain ever.

Also in this episode: What constitutes a “Bro-Move”. Tim weighs in on what makes the perfect belt. New crew member, Alex, gets a nickname after being trapped in the shower. Josh thinks that Corn Nuts are a breakfast cereal. And, Crappaw gets some squeaky balls.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Get more of Kenn at kennkington.com
Tweet Kenn @kennkington

061 VIDEO - Kenn Kington - Belts, Breakdowns and Brosaken  

It’s time for another VIDEO EPISODE!!! This week, Kenn Kington gets stuck on a pony ride. Freight walks through fire. Tim traps a former bus driver in one of the luggage bays. Caleb has an irrational fear. And the gang talks about their favorite scars, and their worst pain ever.

Also in this episode: What constitutes a “Bro-Move”. Tim weighs in on what makes the perfect belt. New crew member, Alex, gets a nickname after being trapped in the shower. Josh thinks that Corn Nuts are a breakfast cereal. And, Crappaw gets some squeaky balls.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

Follow us @poddybreak
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Click here  to see Tim LIVE!!!

Get more of Kenn at kennkington.com
Tweet Kenn @kennkington

060 - John Crist - Videos, Cupcakes and Bad Words  

John Crist is back for our 60th episode! This week, Freight seductively invites you to make ketchup with him. John can’t find his headphones. Becky gives Tim a micro drone. (Thanks, Becky!) The gang needs a Freightback explained to them. And a rampant case of Christian-ese breaks out on the bus.

Also on this episode: Tim almost suffocates watching a YouTube video. Caleb gags at the thought of wet cupcakes. John gets his mouth washed out with soap. The gang discusses restaurant hygiene. And Tim writes a jingle for coffee enemas.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/
Tweet him @johnbcrist

059 - Jonnie W - Hugs, Pizza, and Woofs  

Jonnie W is riding on the Poddy Bus! This week, Tim gets pizza, but not the pizza he wants. Glade calls into the show. Freight calls out Chick-Fil-A’s green apple problem. The fire alarm goes off during the show. And Jonnie recalls the first time he ever hugged Tim.

Also on this episode: The gang talks nicknames for your significant other. Freight gets an amazing gift. Tim gets a Yeti Cooler. We take questions from our tweeps. Tim’s mom, Nelda calls into the show. And Freight says “dope”.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com
Speak a new language with Pimsleur: http://www.timpimrocks.com

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Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/
Tweet him @jonnie_w

058 - John Branyan - Dummies, Supplements and Comfy Pants  

John is hanging out on our “standard-sized” bus. This week, Heather wants Tim to un-condition the air. Caleb never knows when to stop taking supplements. John is upset that the podcast never starts on time. And Freight is buried under a mountain of Poddy Break Loot.

Also in this episode: The music shop in Mr. Roger’s neighborhood is a front. Tim imagines a ventriloquist funeral. Caleb doesn’t have time to worry about artificial intelligence. John is afraid of being mauled by squirrels. And Freight imitates an owl to a moderate degree of success.  

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

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Get more of John at http://www.johnbranyan.com/

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057 - John Crist - Wintergreen, Bunnies and FreightFacts  

Now for Part 2 with John Crist! This week, Tim wants to roast a pocket-sized Freight. The gang wants to take a survival class because nobody knows how to start a fire. Caleb sees a spider and moves out. Freight needs a perch to sit atop at shows. And Tim wants to join PETA.

Also in this episode: Freight spills the mints. John takes up rollerblading. A squirrel gets an Uber. Caleb has an awkward interaction with a girl he likes. John sells a kidney to go to a Taylor Swift concert. And we get a special FreightFact about ears.

Learn to the piano with Tim’s favorite system: http://www.timpiano.com

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Get hair product tips from John at http://www.johncristcomedy.com/
Tweet him @johnbcrist

056 - John Crist - Acting, Q’waves and Freight Fists  

John Crist is rolling with us on the bus! This week, Tim teaches a masterclass on Keurig use. John thinks that actors aren’t being real enough. Caleb gets hit with a Freight Fist. And a very young Tim brings down the house with an inappropriate accent.

Also in this episode: Tim and John talk about first gigs and worst gigs. Freight reveals his alter ego, Earthquake McGoon. John chooses Dunkin Donuts over Krispy Kreme. Tim throws shade at paninis. John quotes a verse from one of the testaments. And Freight knocks out his costar in Bye Bye, Birdie.


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055 - Dustin Nickerson - Pill Bugs, Fighter Jets and Baby Puke  

Dustin Nickerson jumps on the bus! This week, Tim’s son smelled and nobody knew why. Dustin’s youngest puts an insect in his head. Caleb doesn’t know how tall he is. Freight talks about head transplants. And Dustin can’t open the doors on the bus.

Also on this episode: Caleb takes a personality test. Freight asks a logistical question. Dustin and Caleb play some b-ball outside of the church. Tim changes some lyrics so the Beatles can lead worship. And Dustin receives his first Freightback!

Take online lessons from Tim's piano teacher: http://timpiano.com

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054 Video - Jonnie W - Insulation, CrossFit and Glowing Pigs  

We’re back for our second video episode!! Tim IMMEDIATELY needs to turn the lights down. Jonnie wears aquasocks in public. Caleb dares the gang to eat fiberglass insulation. Freight weighs in on the Angry Birds movie. And the gang talks vehicular salutes.

Also in this episode: Caleb discovers Christian parody t-shirts. Jonnie is afraid of radioactive boars. The gang calls Jean, our event manager, on the phone. Freight gets a can of boiled nuts in his hotel room. Tim walks through a graveyard. And everybody regrets opening the salmon jerky.

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Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/
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054 - Jonnie W -  Insulation, CrossFit and Glowing Pigs  

We’re back for our second video episode!! Tim IMMEDIATELY needs to turn the lights down. Jonnie wears aquasocks in public. Caleb dares the gang to eat fiberglass insulation. Freight weighs in on the Angry Birds movie. And the gang talks vehicular salutes.

Also in this episode: Caleb discovers Christian parody t-shirts. Jonnie is afraid of radioactive boars. The gang calls Jean, our event manager, on the phone. Freight gets a can of boiled nuts in his hotel room. Tim walks through a graveyard. And everybody regrets opening the salmon jerky.

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Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/
Tweet him @jonnie_w

053 - The Crew - Plivates, Ultraman, and Cannibals  

It’s the Crew + Olivia!! ALSO OUR FIRST VIDEO EPISODE!!! The crew kicks off with Underwear Talk. Spoiled Rich Kid’s sister, Veronica stops by. Tim locates an elusive 12 - Wait - BOOM! Caleb and Josh get exposed to the horrors of 70’s kids shows. And Freight issues an executive order.

Also in this episode: Veronica reveals some scandalous news about Gliffrey. Tim tasks his youngest child with creating a spotify playlist of alcohol songs. Baby Caleb goes to see Uncle Tim sing karaoke. Tim breaks down the Poddy Family Tree. And the gang goes all intervention on each other.

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