The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon

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This addictive and informative, one-of-a-kind comedy podcast details crime and court activity in New York City. Host Pat Dixon (Comedy Central Half Hour, ID Network) welcomes a range of guests (including reporters, attorneys, ex-cops and comedians) who tell the REAL stories of NYC crime as ripped from the blood-splattered pages of the NYC tabloid press.

Episodes

312 "THE PIGEON TUNNEL"  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. 

1. A WOMAN IS DEAD WITH ROSARY STUFFED DOWN HER THROAT, HER BOYFRIEND ARRESTED AFTER NAKED IN THE STREET, SHOUTING ABOUT THE DEVIL.

2. A LUNATIC, CLAIMING TO BE A VAMPIRE, BITES OFF THE HEADS OF PIGEONS AND DRINKS THEIR BLOOD IN BRYANT PARK. 

3. TWO JUNKIES AND A PITBULL FIGHT IT OUT IN A LUXURY MIDTOWN HIGHRISE.

with Seth Barron (@NYCcouncilwatch, City Journal)

311 - J'OUVERT: PARADE DE MEURTRE?  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. DOUBLE-MURDER, WITH A SHOTGUN SUICIDE.

2. DE BLASIO AND THE NYPD ATTEMPT TO CONTROL THE UNCONTROLLABLE, J'OUVERT.

3. THE GO-TOPLESS PARADE.

with Seth Barron (Associate Editor, City Journal)

 

310 - DOUBLE EPISODE, BONUS GUEST  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. A 73-YR-OLD LANDLORD IS KILLED BY A JERRY-RIGGED BOMB, LEFT ON THE FRONT PORCH.

2. SIDE TRIP TO A SNAKE-HANDLING CHURCH SERVICE IN TENNESSEE.

3. STABBING IN A VIOLENT BROOKLYN PUBLIC LIBRARY.

4. IS THERE A CONSPIRACY TO PEDAL KIDDIE PORN OUT OF YOUR PUBLIC LIBRARY? ADVOCATE DAN KLEINMAN DROPS THE BOMB.

with SETH BARRON (Associate Editor, City Journal)

309 - HYPER-CREDENTIALED  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

FROM THE SMALLEST ROOM IN NEW YORK CITY, HOST PAT DIXON AND SETH BARRON DISCUSS RECENT LOCAL CRIMES AND COURT ACTIVITY, (CURRENT EVENTS).

1. RAPPER KIDD CREOLE, ARRESTED FOR MURDERING HOMELESS JOHN JOLLY IN THE STREET. 

2. A MANHATTAN HOTSHEETS HOTEL WHERE THE GUESTS ARE MAKING THEIR SEX ROMPS A SPECTACLE. 

3. DES NUDAS - THE PAINTED NAKED LADIES OF TIMES SQUARE ARE ABOVE THE LAW, THANKS TO THEIR ILLEGAL ALIEN STATUS.

LISTEN TO THIS IRREVERENT CONVERSATION ABOUT THESE TOPICS AND MUCH MORE. 

HOST - PAT DIXON - CRIMEREPORT.NYC, @PATDIXON, @NYCCRIMEREPORT

GUEST - SETH BARRON (ASSOCIATE EDITOR, CITY JOURNAL, CITY-JOURNAL.ORG) @NYCCOUNCILWATCH

308 WE HAD A WONDERFUL LIFE  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS. 

1. WHAT LEAD A CHIROPRACTOR AND HIS WIFE TO LEAP FROM THE 9TH FLOOR? (WE'LL TELL YOU) 

2. WHAT SORT OF INTENSE, TERRIFYING HALLUCINATIONS DROVE "MURDER NANNY" YOSELYN ORTEGA TO SLAUGHTER HER EMPLOYERS' SMALL CHILDREN? (WE UPDATE YOU ON HER TRIAL)

3. IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN... A LUCKY GRANDMOTHER HAS HER $100,000 CASH FROM PLAYING SLOTS IN ATLANTIC CITY STOLEN DURING A PUSH-IN ROBBERY. 

WE TALK PIZZA, SPORTS, JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES, HANDKERCHIEFS AND ONLY A VERY SMALL AMOUNT ABOUT POLITICS. 

with SETH BARRON (Associate Editor - City Journal, @NYCcouncilwatch) 

307 WRONGFULLY CONVICTED  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. CRAZY PEOPLE IN THE STREETS.

2. A JUDGE WHO SHITS HERSELF IN COURT.

3. MORE WITH "STREET WARRIOR" RALPH FRIEDMAN, THE MOST DECORATED DETECTIVE IN NYPD HISTORY.

with Seth Barron (Associate Editor, City Journal) @NYCcouncilwatch 

and Ralph Friedman (New book Street Warrior, available everywhere July 25, pick it up now at crimereport.nyc.) 

306 DIFF'RENT CHOKES  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. GEEZER BANK ROBBERS, BUSTED AFTER A TWO-YEAR SPREE.

2. COBRAS! 

3. EDITH BUNKER'S RAPE SCENE! 

AND A MAN WAKES UP A WOMAN ON THE J-TRAIN...BY PISSING ON HER FACE!

PLUS - A STORY FROM RETIRED NYPD DETECTIVE STREET WARRIOR, RALPH FRIEDMAN. 

with SETH BARRON (Associate Editor - City Journal, @NYCcouncilwatch) 

305 BLACK MAGIC RAPE  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. MURDER - SHOOTING SPREE - BLOODBATH 

A BERZERK FORMER DOCTOR WHO RESIGNED FROM A BRONX HOSPITAL, RETURNS TO HIS OLD WORKPLACE WITH A SEMI-AUTOMATIC TACTICAL RIFLE. 

2. WHEN A WOMAN IS OFFERED COCAINE LATE AT NIGHT OUTSIDE PENN STATION, SHE FOLLOWS HER RAPIST TO THE SCENE OF THE RAPE. YOU WON'T BE SURPRISED BY THE OUTCOME.

3. BLACK MAGIC JAKE - WHO HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH RAPE - HAS COME ALL THE WAY FROM SWEDEN TO CREATE AND INK THE VERY FIRST NYC CRIME REPORT TATTOO. CHECK OUT HIS WORK ON IG @blackmagicJake

host PAT DIXON

guests "FAT BABY" JEFF KATSMAN

and JAKE WIMAN

304 - WRONG WOMAN NOT TO RAPE  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. A GUY IS CHARGED WITH FELONY RAPE AFTER GETTING INTO THE WRONG ROOMMATE'S BED.

2. AFTER A THREESOME GONE BAD, A GUY IS KILLED IN AN ATTEMPTED MURDER GONE WRONG.

3. IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN, A DUMBO MAN IS FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT AFTER S&M SESSION WITH ONLINE HOOK-UP.

Seth Barron (Associate Editor City Journal, @NYCCouncilWatch)

next week... Meet the disgusting judge with "diarrhea running down her leg." 

303 ONLY TRUE THINGS  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. A cut-and-paste kiddie porn collage perv is rearrested for violating his probation. One guess what for.

2. Sgt. Hugh Barry's indictment is bullshit.

3. A Long Island man sentenced to 60 years for receiving made-to-order child porn from a woman in Ukraine. 

and much more.

with Seth Barron (Associate Editor of City Journal, @NYCcouncilwatch)

302 KNIFE'S UP!  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. FREE LAWYERS FOR CONVICTED FELONS, SO LONG AS YOU'RE NOT A CITIZEN AND FLAT BROKE.

2. A 27-YR-OLD MAN CLAIMED IN COURT THAT WHEN HE SNUCK INTO HIS ROOMMATE'S BED AND FINGER-BLASTED HIS GIRLFRIEND, HE WAS SLEEPWALKING. NOT GUILTY!

3. SLEEPWALKING NYPD COP, EUGENE DONNELLY, GETS NO JAIL TIME FOR BREAKING INTO A WOMAN'S HOME, DRINKING HER MILK AND PUNCHING HER 20 TIMES.

... and more crime stories from New York City

with Associate Editor of City Journal - Seth Barron 

301 - UNWIFEABLE  

A subway sex offender, accused in 5 incidents, gets a light touch from a female judge. 

The psycho former side-piece of the Yankee's general manager, detained by ICE. 

A repeat sex offender walks into a neighbor's home and masturbates over the resident while she sleeps while another sex offender's home is burned to the ground before construction is even completed on Long Island. 

"News Whore" Mandy Stadtmiller joins host Pat Dixon to discuss all this, plus a historical look at gay William III and oranges. 

300  

episode 300 - thank you, loyal fans of this show. You are better than most people.

4:50-5:00 - MIND THE GAP.

THANKS EX-EXTERMINATOR LARRY IZZO.

AND THANK YOU STEVE TORELLI FOR THE INCREDIBLE ART, ALL THE TIME. YOU ARE THE ONE I FORGOT TO THANK! (I'LL YOU ON THE NEXT ONE, AND SAME TO YOU DOUG NELSON.) 

299 Jim Polk (NYC criminal defense attorney)  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. THE GREENPOINT RAPE CASE. A WOMAN WAS DRAGGED INTO A PORTAPOTTY AND MOUTHRAPED...OR WAS SHE? 

2. A 23-YR-OLD MAN ON HIS WAY TO COURT, FOLLOWS A TEEN INTO AN ELEVATOR AND MASTURBATES ONTO HER.

3. A NIGERIAN NATIONAL STEALS A $10 MANSION. 

MUCH MORE.

With FAVORITE GUEST AND FRIEND OF THE SHOW, JIM POLK.

298 "It Will Hurt But I Make it Fit"  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

A GUY IN EAST HARLEM DRAGS A WOMAN'S DEAD BODY INTO A STAIRWELL, SETS IT ON FIRE THEN GOES HOME AND SLITS HIS OWN THROAT.

2 DEAD BODIES IN 24 HOURS FLOAT TO THE SURFACE IN CENTRAL PARK.

A CHARTER SCHOOL EDUCATOR ACCUSED OF GROOMING AND FORCING HIMSELF ON A 16-YR-OLD GIRL. HIS NAME IS MENZIES AND HIS INSTAGRAM HANDLE IS @itwillhurtbutimakeitfit1.

with guest Ken Boyd

295 Brooklyn MURDER  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

NYC CRIME REPORT 

WITH TONY TUDOR

294 THE ZOMBIE AND THE CROSSBOW  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN - A MYSTERIOUS METHADONE ADDICT KNOWN AS "THE ZOMBIE" GOT SHOT IN THE GUT WITH A CROSSBOW IN A DISPUTE OVER $40 WITH A GUY NAMED DAVID. TURNS OUT WE KNOW SOME OF THE SAME PEOPLE, AND ONE OF OUR MUTUAL FRIENDS COMES IN TO REPORT ON HOW THE ZOMBIE IS GETTING ALONG. 

COMIC MIKE FIGS IS ALSO IN STUDIO FOR THIS LIVELY EPISODE, AS WE DISCUSS DRUGS, DANGER AND THE POLICE INVOLVED SHOOTING OF A HARMLESS PITBULL WHO CHARGED AT THE OFFICER AND HIS PARTNER DURING A CALL IN VIOLENT BROOKLYN. 

 

293  FORMER JUNKIE PRIZE FIGHTER, MICK DIFLO  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. A GUY GETS KNIFED FOR TALKING ON HIS CELL PHONE ABOUT FACEBOOK KILLER "STEVIE STEVE"

2. A DISTURBED MOTORIST DOUSES HIMSELF AND CAR INTERIOR WITH GAS AND LIGHTS UP THE SHOULDER OF A QUEENS HWY.

3. A GUY STARTS BLASTING WITH HIS GUN, KILLING A GUY FOR THROWING NAPKINS AT HIM IN A DINER.

... AND MORE.

GUEST: FORMER JUNKIE PRIZE FIGHTER MICK DIFLO

292 MURDER w NYPD DET. (retired) MARK DEMAYO  

ROBBERY. MURDER. RAPE. HILARIOUS.

1. MURDER IN THE BRONX, AN OLD LADY STABBED IN THE BACK IN HER HOME.

2. MURDER ON THE STREET, MORE ON PCP KILLER JOSE GONZALEZ 

3. PAT REVEALS HOW HE GETS HIS COCK IN MANDY'S MOUTH. 

SPECIAL GUEST - 20-YR VETERAN COP, RETIRED NYPD DETECTIVE MARK DEMAYO. WE TALKED BETWEEN SHOWS AT WISECRACKERS AT MOHEGAN SUN CASINO AND RESORT. SUBSCRIBE TO NYC CRIME REPORT AND MUCH MORE AT COMPOUNDMEDIA.COM AND WATCH THE LIVE SHOW EVERY MONDAY.

The Myth of Making a Murderer - Ken Kratz and Tom Fassbender  

NYC CRIME REPORT SPECIAL

Documentary Series Making a Murderer was widely viewed and it's bullshit. 

In this episode, prosecutor Ken Kratz, co-lead investigator Tom Fassbender and host Pat Dixon discuss just a few of the ways in which the makers of Making a Murderer bent the truth for profit and in the process, essentially became the PR firm of a cold convicted killer. 

a note from the host - NYC Crime Report fans are aware, I never discuss crimes that occur outside the city. This is why I made the exception. Given the opportunity to interview these men, I couldn't pass. Given the importance of what they're saying, I had to post it right away. Check out Kratz's book Avery at crimereport.nyc. 

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