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In which all the main characters are trapped in the disreputable bar The Electric Egg after their Christmas party when the security doors seal as several station-threatening disasters suddenly rampage. Between all of their various skills, and while stuck where they are, they must come up with a solution that will repair the tiny loose wire behind it all, which is on the other side of the station, before the Fairgrounds explodes or the residents are all eaten by the predatory xenomorphs that have emerged from their usual home in the vents. Meanwhile, the bar regulars are getting stir-crazy, and the entertainment options are limited. EPISODE THIRTEEN"Mars Flies in a Klein Bottle"written by Ian W. Hill featuringJohn Amir as John BBerit Johnson as Althaar, Sopon, Kwontz, Alien BarflyEli Ganias as Hardyfox "H.F." FornesIvanna Cullinan as Commander Mindy ToriannaAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arChris Lee as Chip FrinkelDerrick Peterson as XtoppsZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" MalloryAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxwithLex Friedman: Crisis Announcement Voice, BubblesIan W. Hill: AnnouncerPhilip Cruise: Cpl. DormerLinus Gelber: Martin LutherBot Rolls Andre: Drunk AlienAnna Stefanic: Stella Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Additional Song Composition, Arrangement, and Performance by Berit and IanIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
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In which is essayed A Very Special holiday episode, as Althaar wanders The Fairgrounds attempting to learn the True Meaning of Christmas so he can help his human friend John B, who is homesick for Earth. Along the way he learns about some of the many beliefs (or lack thereof) of the humans, robots, aliens, and energy beings of the station, while John sits in their apartment unsuccessfully trying to avoid Christmas media (except for making an alcohol-heavy holiday dessert). EPISODE TWELVE"A Very Althaar Christmas"written by Berit Johnson featuringJohn Amir as John BBerit Johnson as Althaar, Sharon, Recipe Voice 1, Sopon, Kwontz, Alien BarflyAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. FrondrinaxEli Ganias as H.F.Derrick Peterson as XtoppsZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Marie CurieBotChris Lee as Chip FrinkelAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arIvanna Cullinan as Commander ToriannawithLinus Gelber: Groft, Dave, Tiny Tim 2, Nature Documentary Voice, Charles DickensBot, Martin LutherBotDavid Arthur Bachrach: Plarnk, Special Announcer, Financial ReporterHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Mubbet, Miss Sophie, Tiny Tim 1Ian W. Hill: TV Announcer, Announcer, Familiar Space Smuggler, Recipe Voice 3Jessica Stoya: Z'Wizzlinarp, Tiny Tim 3Rolls Andre: George ForemanBotAnna Stefanic: Recipe Voice 2, Stella Philip Cruise: Cpl. DormerLex Friedman: Bubbles Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Holiday Music Arrangements by Berit and AnnaIllustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
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In which John B attempts a simple errand: returning the talking (and annoying) 3-headed "Cockathreece" that he was sent instead of the goldfish he wanted from one side of a station level to the other in under an hour. But of course, it's The Fairgrounds, which means a complicated set of detours around a scavenger hunt, broken elevators, threats from cookie-selling ScoutBots, a full-on battle between Sanitation Fusiliers and the deadly Vent Biters, an anti-gravity Twister match, and a rowboat trip to The Old Mill (who puts a lake in a space station?). All while enduring the insults of the relentless Cockathreece. EPISODE ELEVEN"The Merciless Errand"written by John Amir and Lex Friedman featuringBerit Johnson as Althaar, Hapless Customer, ScoutBot 2, Sopon, Alien Barfly, Paintball PlayerJohn Amir as John BChris Lee as Chip Frinkel, STEMBro 2Amanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, Llama, Llama-Wrangler, Cockathreece 2Zuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Shipping Bot, ScoutBot 3Alyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'arIvanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Fidorian 2Eli Ganias as H.F., Fidorian 3Derrick Peterson as XtoppswithIan W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot, Bronsonian, Another Hapless Customer, Scavenger 1, Cockathreece 3, Sanitation Worker 2, Winston ChurchillBot, Quarker Brothers VoiceLeila Okafor: Travel Hub VoicePhilip Cruise: STEMBro 1, Christopher WalkenBot, Scavenger 2, ScoutBot 1, Sanitation Worker 1Linus Gelber: Cockathreece 1, Fidorian 1Lex Friedman: Elevator Voice, BubblesRolls Andre: George ForemanBotAnna Stefanic: Capuloid Emissary, StellaDavid Arthur Bachrach: Montaguian Emissary, Old CaretakerJessica Stoya: Scavenger 3 Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
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In which The Inspector calls and throws The Fairgrounds into (even more) chaos, StalinBot covets a jetpack, Althaar disguises himself as a nitrogen-fixing coolant processor, Mrs. Frondrinax amuses herself with gossip (and beats up a trash can), Cole Porter lyrics continue to offend or terminally confuse alien races, energy-being Lieutenant-Commander Frall tries out a new look (Stetson!), and we discover why you really, REALLY don't want to order the special at Sammy's Wiches. EPISODE TEN"Our Man in the Fairgrounds"written by Linus Gelber featuringIvanna Cullinan as Commander Torianna, Check-This-Out VendorZuri Washington as Delilah "Dee" Mallory, Totally Legit Crew MemberBerit Johnson as Althaar, Other Totally Legit Crew, Sopon, BankBot, Alien Pass Voice, Qwontz, Alien BarflyEli Ganias as H.F., Shady AlienChris Lee as Chip Frinkel, LittererDerrick Peterson as XtoppsAmanda La Pergola as Mrs. Frondrinax, VertJohn Amir as John B, Deals Dealer, GordianAlyssa Simon as Lieutenant-Commander Frallen-Br'ar, I've-Got-The-Same-One VendorwithLinus Gelber: StalinBot, The InspectorOlivia Baseman: Amber on the Bridge, Fashion PoliceBotIan W. Hill: Announcer, Recreation DirectorBot, CustomsBot, Trash Enforcer, Suspicious AlienPhilip Cruise: Curious Shopper, Cpl. Dormer, Sammy, Misinformed AlienDavid Arthur Bachrach: Mine-Is-Purple Vendor, SystemHolly Pocket McCaffrey: Ashlee in HydroponicsAnna Stefanic: Other Person on the Bridge, Not-What-You-Think MerchantLex Friedman: Peppy Advertising Barker, Door VoiceLeila Okafor: English Pass VoiceJessica Stoya: Curly Berit is the supervising producer, showrunner, and script supervisorIan is the audio producer, sound designer, and technical supervisorThe writers’ room consists of Berit, Ian, John, Amanda, Chris, Philip, Lex, and LinusTheme and Interstitial Music composed and performed by Anna Stefanic Illustration by Dean HaspielLibrary Music and SFX licensed from Storyblocks WEB: www.geminicollisionworks.comTWITTER: @AlthaarTweeting and @LifeWithAlthaar Optimized for best listening on earbuds or headphones. Entire Production © 2019 Gemini CollisionWorks Thank you for your attention; it is a pleasure working for you. A Gemini CollisionWorks Production EPISODE SCRIPT HERE!
