Pokemon Sandals: Embarrassing Middle School Stories & More Tinder MessagesI'm Just A Kid! add
No guest due to a flight delay.
This week I'm riding solo. I tell embarrassing middle school stories about getting made fun of for my walkman, asking a girl out via MySpace, & asking a girl out to the dance during passing time.
I also read more cringe Tinder messages I've sent and creepy messages a friend of mine got.
Back next week. If you have cringe messages you want me to read please screenshot and send to IMJUSTAKIDPODCAST@GMAIL.COM
I'll be at the Boulton Center in Bayshore, LI this Friday at 8PM.
Also I'm headlining my birthday show at the Hopewell Theater on 8/9. HIT ME UP FOR TIX! Thanks. follow @camachbro
#64: Uhl Sleepy Christian CowI'm Just A Kid! add
John Kim is a NYC & NJ based comedian. He attended Northern Highlands Regional High School. Follow John @johnkimcomedy on Instagram and Twitter. Also listen to his podcast, The High Note.
We talk about growing up in HHK (HohoKus, NJ), beating the tolls into NYC, being poor and Asian in a rich & white town, being very Christian, having sleep apnea throughout childhood, getting bullied in wrestling, not remembering a teacher who hated John, insecure from not having sex in high school, being called "cow" for eating hamburgers, losing a roommate and friend over snoring, when 2 prom dates are too scared to make a move, and we talk a bit about why comedians want to get into clubs & how I was in high school.
Follow me @camachbro. Also follow the podcast page @imjustakidpodcast! I'll be in Wisconsin this weekend at Skyline Comedy Club. I'll be headlining The Hopewell Theater in Hopewell, NJ 8/9 the day after birthday. Tickets available now! Link: https://tickets.hopewelltheater.com/eventperformances.asp?evt=239
#63: From Prude to Professional CuddlerI'm Just A Kid! add
Lisa Van Arsdale is a professional cuddler. She graduated from Southern Lehigh High School. Follow her at LISAVANARSDALE.WORDPRESS.COM.
We talk about how she became a professional cuddler, coming back to cuddle after sex, a weird message about standing out from her high school, having her first kiss with the famous "Naked Cowboy", being a prude, being a drama geek, peeing your pants from laughing too hard, getting suspended from participating in the senior prank, making dresses out of Starburst wrappers, taking a single living class, what is considered "girlfriend" material, a teacher called Mr. Douche, going to prom with gay guys, all as we read the millions of her loving signatures. A special guest also pops on!
Thank you for listening. Please share the podcast with a friend. Follow me @camachrbo on Twitter and Instagram. I'll be headlining the Hopewell Theater on 8/9 in Hopewell, NJ. Birthday show! Tickets athttps://tickets.hopewelltheater.com/eventperformances.asp?evt=239
#62: Jim ShadyI'm Just A Kid! add
James Crowley is a comedian from West Chester. He attended Briar Cliff High School.
Follow him on Twitter @jamespcrowley68 & on Instagram @jamespcrowley. Website: Jamespcrowley.com Podcast Burger A Day & James Crowley’s Infinite Playlist.
We talk about not knowing anything about checks, having multiple email accounts to avoid spam, Tumblr sucks, Toy Story 4, being a Xbox, Nintendo, or Playstation kid, having a unlikable girlfriend throughout high school, dark poetry, going to 2 proms, flings, and how you do more when you’re in a relationship.
Follow me at @camachbro. I’m at West Side Comedy Club tonight! Friday and Saturday i’m at The Comedy Works in Bristol, PA. Thanks for listening!
TBH DM(Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, Direct Message) - Creepy messages on Dating Apps & Direct Message #1I'm Just A Kid! add
I'm on the road in Seattle so wasn't able to record an episode of the high school podcast.
Instead this week's podcast is me reading and making fun of the creepy messages people send on dating apps & social media DMs. These are real message people have sent me. No names are said. At the end I read creepy messages I've sent to girl on dating apps in the past trying to pick them up. It's brutal.
If you want please screenshot creepy messages you've gotten on dating apps or in your Instagram/ Facebook/ Twitter DMs & I'll read them the next time I do this. Please send to email@example.com
#61: Let's Get Those Brews on IceI'm Just A Kid! add
Kai Cogs is a night life entertainment club promoter. He's also my college roommate. Follow him at @young.atlas. He attend Horace Mann School in the Bronx.
Kai does not have his yearbook. We compare the music/ DJ business to the comedy business then we share stories of us being degenerates in college. Stories include meeting girls in wheelchairs, being drunk for class, getting kicked out of the dorms, stealing clothes, getting hookers, offering meal swipes instead of fives, clubbing stories, and limo rides for our birthday celebrations. We then talk about being the “poor kid” in a really rich school, clubbing with rich people in high school, being the starting quarterback in high school, and how different the 1% world is. We also talk about getting into relationships and how it’s hard to drink like we used to.
Great ep with a day 1 homie.
Follow me @camachrbo. I’ll be in the Northwest this weekend. Jokers Comedy Club in Richland 6/13-15, then Seattle: Laughs Comedy Club 6/16, Comedy Underground 6/17-19, Trenchers 6/18.
#60: The Longest Signature EverI'm Just A Kid! add
Olga Namer is a NYC comedian. Follow her @olganamer. She attended Joel Braverman High School Yeshivah of Flatbush Summit. Jewish school! She performs regular at the Governor’s Comedy Clubs in Long Island. We talk about decision making problems, dates coming to see you do comedy, the different Jewish subjects, being popular depending on what type of Jewish you are, how I’m weird about my haircuts, dating for marriage in high school, how every signature says Olga is hilarious, not seeing your husband’s penis till marriage, having a best friend die in high school, trying to get into the same class as your BFF, the meaning of thick and thin, being scared for the end of the world, & we read her signatures; I struggle with the Jewish words, and we read a heartfelt, epic, tears-enducing 9 page signature from Olga’s best friend- the longest signature ever!Follow me at @camachbro. I’ll be at @thecomicstriplive on Sunday 6/9!
#59: Ew Girl you in Therapeutic SchoolI'm Just A Kid! add
Katharyn Hanson is a NYC based comedian. Follow her @ewgirlyounasty . Listen to her upcoming podcast, "Somewhat Scientific".
She grew up Northern California. She attended Elementary school, Middle School, & High School in Auburn, Sacramento, & Reno. The schools were Sky Ridge Elementary School, & Plaster High School.
She was kicked out of high school and was sent away to Copper Canyon Academy.
We talk about thirst traps, having to post content as a comedian, being called a freak for moving up a grade, look at an old report card, running away from home, & we read signatures from Elementary School yearbook, & her Middle School yearbook. We even call a number from her yearbook. We also read entries and signatures from a creepy homemade journal she made while she was at Copper Canyon Academy, which is a therapeutic boarding school for girls. For most of the second half of the podcast we talk about this boarding school and the horrors that went on. Very dramatic ep!
Follow me @camachrbo. I'll be at Side Splitters in Tampa, FL 5/31-6/2.
#58: Reselling Popcorn BucketsI'm Just A Kid! add
Neil Rubenstein is a comedian from Long Island. He attended Plain View Old Bethpage JFK High School.
Listen to his podcast, "In Traffic". Check out his YouTube page, Neil Rubinstein Reviews. Follow him @neilrubenstein.
We talk about Munchausen by Proxy, being intimidating looking, touring with rock bands as a manager, not being good with rules and authority, getting tattoos, being in a gang, doing graffiti, living across the street from your school, selling popcorn at a movie theater, old computers, beating someone up while they're in their car, a different view on human trafficking, finding your comedic voice on stage with only 7 minutes, while reading the ball-busting signatures from his yearbook!
Follow me @camachbro! Email me ImJustaKidpodcast@gmail.com! I'll be at Yonkers Comedy Club Friday and Saturday 730 and 930. Broadway Comedy Club on Sunday at 8pm. Have a safe MDW! BALLS!
#57: When You're Famous Don't Forget Me!I'm Just A Kid! add
Sorry for the quality.
Troy Bond is a stage performer, Michael Jackson impersonator, & comedian.
He attended Naugatuck High School. Follow him @troyhasebola and listen to his podcast, "Bonding with Troy Bond".
We complain about Snapchat, talk about getting DMs after shows, emojis in text, read his Middle School Yearbooks, getting suspended have drugs, a woman dating a trans guy, weird creative habits, owning what you do in life, doing the morning announcements, being in show business during high school, waiting the science project, lacking memories, paying someone to do your summer school work, going to the gym for a senior prank, & getting slapped in the face with chicken farm.
If you want to be on the podcast email me firstname.lastname@example.org
This friday I'll be at Tesoro D'Italia in Pleasantville, NY with Goumba Johnny and Ross Bennett.
Follow me @camachbro on Twitter & Instagram!
#56: The PoliticianI'm Just A Kid! add
Patrick Holbert is a NYC based comedian. He attended Wallkill High School. Follow him @theholbertreport. Go see his one-man show, Punchline Drunk, & listen to his podcast with his wife, "Who Cares with Ross & Patrick".
We talk about the comedy open mic scene in NYC, the first time I bombed, the different dating apps, our phases of bad hair styles, being homecoming king and prom king, living to please others, white noise, doing the morning announcements, discuss whether or not the term friend zone isn't PC, using people for cars, doing naked stunts at parties, his friend group, "Dog 4 Life", how the first pair of tits you see affects the rest of your life, how Patrick started drinking, turning down a car hook-up, while reading the signatures from his yearbook!
Like, subscribe, share, leave a 5 star review! Follow me @camachbro. I'll be doing 2 shows at Yonkers Comedy Club Friday, 5/10. Come!
#55: Using Your Super Duper Education RightI'm Just A Kid! add
James Zeiss is a NYC based actor from the Bronx. He attended Fordham Preparatory School All Boys School. Follow him @jameszeiss on Twitter & @jamesfzeiss on Instagram. Watch his YouTube show, "Section 420: Talking Yankees".
We talk about being a background actor, free cars, living with your gf next to your parent's house, talking making biology in the morning, going to college in your hometown, hugging people you see from high school, why it's weird to like Michael Jackson now, using your education the right way, waking up 3 AM for travel, all the food on film sets, taping a KICK ME sign on someone's back, and we have a burping contest at the end, all while reading his senior quote and signatures from his yearbook!
I'll be doing two shows at Wisecrackers Comedy Club In Allentown, PA 5/3 & 4. For all info and tix visit Wisecrackers.biz/allentown. Follow me @camacbro on Twitter & Instagram.
#54: Big L & Low TI'm Just A Kid! add
Andrew Manning is a stand-up comedian. He attended Brookfield High School in Connecticut.
We talk about how being told "what you look" like is hack, having low testosterone, faking jacking off stories, turning spirit shirts into workout tees, going to school dressed as Jesus, being called "No Friends" by your brother, how great it feels to hang out with friends for the first time, & we read the quotes from the kids he went to school with!
Follow him at @andrewmanthing!
#53: The Fa66ot in the FrontI'm Just A Kid! add
Matt DIttus is a NYC based comedian. He attended Jackson Memorial High School in Jackson, NJ. Follow him at @mattdittus! & go see him at Otto's Shrunken Head 4/28.
We talk about being awkward, going with the first thing you think of on a dating app, going to Six Flags too much, growing armpit hair late, having a weird shaped nose, playing guitar, being falsely accused of stealing money, going from loser to popular back to loser, wearing sweatpants to school, skipping school to save $ on a drug test, man crushes, whether or not to speak up when you see something wrong in public, all while we read the signatures from his yearbook!
Follow me @camachbro! Follow the Podcast Instagram page @imjustakidpodcast!
#52: Tube in My PPI'm Just A Kid! add
Joey Rinaldi is a NYC based comedian. Follow him at @thejoeyrinaldi
This episode was cut short due to a spontaneous interview for Fox 5. Apologies!
Joey attended King and Low Heywood Thomas School in Stanford, CT.
We talk about peeing through a tube as a teen, screwing around on the tennis team, going to school with famous people's kids, having fun detentions, stealing eggs from the cafeteria to go egging, running from the cops busting parties, & we read the inside jokes Joey left his classmates. Sorry again!
#51: "Most Dedicated to One's Belief"I'm Just A Kid! add
Chris Lamberth is an actor and comedian. He has appeared on "The Last OG", NBC, "The Village, & the film "Can You Forgive Me" with Melissa McCarthy, He will appearing in upcoming episodes of "Orange is the New Black" & "Mindhunter"
He attended Bishop McNamara High School in Forestville, Maryland.
We discuss teaching at Summer on Broadway theater camp, how everyone should take an acting class, a cheerleader calling you "decent", why most high school actors don't have acting careers, honor kids looking down at college prep kids, the college admission scandal, posting everyone's GPA for the public to see, Chris' superlative, then we read the signatures from his good smelling yearbook and talk about how everyone black kid wanted to play golf when Tiger Woods was in his prime, not pursuing girls with boyfriends, not pursuing girls that aren't your type, Chris' 10 year reunion, asking out a girl through notes, why everyone wrote "Don't Ever Change!" in his yearbook, & we read and discuss the signature of the girl who messed up Chris' last 2 years of his dating life in high school.
Follow Chris @chrislamberth! Listen to his podcast, Mundane Festival!
#50: Partying on the Corner Outside the DanceI'm Just A Kid! add
Samantha Bednarz is a NYC based comedian. She attended Cathedral High school in Manhattan.
We talk about weddings, not having sympathy for myself, read faculty signatures, giving out people's addresses, read student signatures, having a cool dad, relating to people over hockey, gym class, talking on a dating app with no intention of going out, not smiling, reason for not answering texts, choosing whether your kid should go to public or private school, partying on the corner outside the dance, New Orleans, and using confidence to buy liquor underage!
Follow Samantha at @samanthasjbednarz!
#49: Batting .020 with BitchesI'm Just A Kid! add
Kareem Green is a NYC based comedian. He bounced from high school to high school in New York City.
We talk about Instagram filters, small-town living, how I cried in summer camp, wanting girls that can function, bouncing from foster home to foster home, climbing fences to get away from the cops, wanting to be a Shop Rite employee, being in alternative school, ghettonuts, getting laughs in speech class, & Kareem dissects my confrontation with a lady at the vet.
Follow Kareem @kareemgreen21 on Instagram. Come see us both LIVE at The Comic Strip Live on Friday 3/22 at 8pm and 1030pm show.
#48: DJ ButchI'm Just A Kid! add
This is a special episode recorded at Stand Up NY Labs!
Jon Borromeo is the chief of staff at Stand Up NY. He attended Pope John XXIII High School in Sparta, NJ.
We talk about finding out your friend is a creep, going on dating apps drunk, mixing drinking and smoking, 0 Patel and Lees, jersey racism, cafeteria lunch, settling down, getting girls, being a tape deck DJ, how can you suck as a DJ, contemporary heartbreak songs, partying to pop punk, kewl, what you did on graduation day, a boring high school experience, lame parties, & judging a party by the number of beers while reading the signatures from his yearbook!
Follow Jon at @boreamayo on Instagram. Go see a show @standupny! Great comedy club in the Upper West Side.
#47: Resource RoomI'm Just A Kid! add
Kenneth Edward Ryan IV is a New York based comedian. He attended Dobbs Ferry High School.
We talk about cursing moms, black reminders at the Oscars, jokes you can't say, Louis CK's return to comedy, yelp reviews, when drunk girls request music, level 1 and level 2, being in a family with sisters, weekend homework, what a parent going to their kid's sporting event means to them, hurting myself to get a laugh, Kenny's half-Korean girlfriend, the time I picked up my drunk ex, learning social life on my own, and is fashionable clothes a turn on?
Follow Kenny at Kryn15 on Instagram.