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The Two Bobs episode 261 for Monday, September 9, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a 7-Layer Bar Pastry Stout from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/EODrz
Robert made sweet love to a Secret Machine – Triple Berry from Dewey Beer Co. https://untp.beer/PPAKB
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS was endorsed by Dick Cheney. We were hoping RFK Jr. would come through but he flip-flopped after we wouldn’t give him a job.
Florida Doctor® was busted for his bizarre urine antics. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/dr-liquid-762951
A North Carolina man who fell asleep while driving in a Tesla and was busted for drug trafficking. https://www.wral.com/story/man-who-fell-asleep-in-tesla-while-driving-on-us-70-charged-with-drug-trafficking-multiple-felonies/21599054/
A French museum opened a naturist exhibition for nude visitors. https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/article/2024/aug/28/dare-to-bare-all-marseille-museum-hosts-after-hours-nude-visits-to-naturist-exhibition
This couple opened their Amazon package to find a special surprise. It was shit. There was shit inside the Amazon package. Hopefully they were able to return it in time for a refund. https://www.koaa.com/advocates-of-accountability/poop-ended-up-where-pueblo-couple-opens-a-package-to-find-what-they-call-a-disturbing-discovery
A woman in Virginia took 10 times longer to complete her home improvement project because she kept stopping to set up the tripod. https://babylonbee.com/news/wifes-home-improvement-project-takes-10x-longer-than-projected-as-she-keeps-stopping-to-set-up-tripod
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The Two Bobs episode 260 for Monday, September 2, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Peanut Butter Jelly Time from Eastern Market. https://untp.beer/371afb18df
Robert made sweet love to a Trippin’ Zombies by Tripping Animals Brewing. https://untp.beer/yWDrr
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is like staring directly at a solar eclipse. Everyone knows you should avoid it, but lots of people will do it anyway.
I man in Rhode Island was hospitalized after being assaulted over his jukebox selection. https://www.golocalprov.com/news/man-hospitalized-after-being-assaulted-in-providence-over-jukebox-selection
An Australian woman was charged after a video of her banging a trout goes viral. https://www.ibtimes.sg/australian-woman-charged-after-video-her-engaging-sex-act-trout-goes-viral-75728
Florida Woman® threw a plate of ravioli at her sister because she wouldn’t share. https://www.fox35orlando.com/news/florida-woman-throws-plate-ravioli-sister-because-she-wouldnt-share-deputies
A woman in Michigan was caught throwing poop at her neighbor’s property. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/woman-caught-throwing-poop-neighbors-property-redford
Florida Man® tried checking himself as luggage at the Miami airport. Surprisingly, it didn’t work. https://gatorrocks.iheart.com/featured/the-jason-franny-show/content/2024-08-29-shrink-wrapped-florida-man-tries-to-check-in-as-luggage-at-miami-airport/
A man’s therapist suggests he has an abusive relationship with his favorite sports team. As you may have already guessed, he’s referring to the White Sox. They’re seriously the worst. https://babylonbee.com/news/mans-therapist-suggests-he-may-just-have-an-abusive-relationship-with-his-favorite-sports-team
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The Two Bobs episode 259 for Monday, August 19, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Cherry Strudel Fruited Sour from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/061ea6a9f6
Robert made sweet love to a Turbo Reaper IPA from 3 Floyds. https://untp.beer/QlmVy
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Akron, Ohio, host of the 3228 Summer Olympic Games.
Who knew blindly signing online agreements could have such dire consequences? https://nypost.com/2024/08/13/us-news/disney-wants-allergy-death-suit-tossed-because-of-disney-subscription/
8-year-olds in Minnesota are built differently. https://www.cbsnews.com/minnesota/news/maplewood-liquor-store-girl-fights-off-robber/
An influencer (probably with pink eye) alarms doctors when she smears her own shit on her face as part of her beauty regimen. https://nypost.com/2024/08/08/lifestyle/influencers-poop-face-mask-alarms-doctors-people-are-getting-too-extreme-on-the-internet/
A man in Iowa shot his father after an argument over stinky feet. https://www.kwqc.com/2024/08/12/burlington-man-allegedly-shot-father-after-argument-over-stinky-feet/
The city of Akron, Ohio suffered a huge blow after narrowly missing out on a bid to host the 2036 Olympic Games. https://babylonbee.com/news/akron-ohio-narrowly-misses-out-on-bid-to-host-2036-olympic-games
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The Two Bobs episode 258 for Monday, August 12, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Chocolate Covered Cherry from Ferndale Project. https://untp.beer/Ory0p
Robert made sweet love to a CHONK Raspberry and White Chocolate from Drekker. https://untp.beer/VNKY4
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is a proud sponsor of the Liechtenstein Olympic Team. It’s the only sponsorship that fit in its budget.
A Maryland man was arrested for stealing cars and setting fire to a Domino’s using a container of feces. And they said their pizza couldn’t get any worse... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13711883/Maryland-man-59-arrested-setting-fire-Dominos-using-container-FECES-string-auto-thefts.html
Florida Woman® bought her husband McDonald’s and Taco Bell for his birthday, then threw a soft shell taco at his face. We’re unsure of why The Smoking Gun doesn’t know the difference between a taco and a burrito. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/stupid/mexican-missile-bust-609834
Florida Man® got drunk, violating his probation, then called the cops for a ride home. https://www.miamiherald.com/news/state/florida/article290295314.html
Kum & Go is changing its name, probably in hopes people will stop jerking off in its stores. https://www.thedrive.com/news/kum-go-will-change-names
Behavioral scientists believe that feminists are always angry because they don’t have a man to tell them to calm down. They may be on to something. https://babylonbee.com/news/behavioral-scientists-now-believe-feminists-are-always-angry-because-they-dont-have-a-man-to-tell-them-to-calm-down
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The Two Bobs episode 257 for Monday, July 29, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Jelly Donut Even more Jesus from Evil Twin. https://untp.beer/d6b9640cc4
Robert made sweet love to a CHONK Banana Split Smoothie Sour from Drekker. https://untp.beer/GrOle
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the couch JD Vance fucked.
Sharks off the coast of Brazil are testing positive for cocaine. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cek9mr43x1xo
Mother of the Year winner Drea de Matteo revealed her 13-year-old son edits her OnlyFans photos for her. https://people.com/drea-de-matteo-says-her-son-13-edits-her-onlyfans-photos-for-her-8680010
Florida Man® broke into a home and enjoyed some alcohol and chips while the family hopped a fence to escape. https://www.fox13news.com/news/video-florida-man-breaks-home-drinks-alcohol-eats-chips-frightened-family-escapes-over-fence
A man who survived 438 days at sea is being sued for $1 million by his crewmate’s family after discovering he may have been eaten. https://www.timesnownews.com/viral/man-who-survived-438-days-at-sea-sued-for-1-million-by-crewmates-family-article-111980939
A New York man is upset that news is happening faster than he can generate uninformed opinions. https://www.theonion.com/news-happening-faster-than-man-can-generate-uninformed-1851601466
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The Two Bobs episode 256 for Monday, July 15, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed an Oatmeal Cookie Stout from Cheboygan. https://untp.beer/54wQ7
Robert made sweet love to a Fluff Stuff Orange from Drekker. https://untp.beer/yPGeg
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is running for President.
Florida Man® shot down a Walmart delivery drone. https://www.wesh.com/article/florida-man-shoots-walmart-delivery-drone/61455015
Florida Man®, already on probation for voyeurism, was caught naked in his neighbor’s backyard. https://www.nbcmiami.com/news/local/south-miami-man-on-voyeurism-probation-arrested-again-after-video-shows-him-in-neighbors-backyard-police/3348345/
A man in Thailand woke up with a snake in his pants. Seriously, there was a venomous cobra in his underwear. Now that we’ve cleared up any jerk references to his penis (pun intended), the snake almost bit the guy in his penis. He’s fine. We’re never visiting Thailand though. https://thesun.my/home-news/thai-man-wakes-up-to-find-a-cobra-chilling-in-his-boxer-shorts-AE12610473
A DoorDash driver was suspected of leaving feces inside a customer’s drink. Apparently, that’s frowned upon. https://ksltv.com/659129/doordash-driver-suspected-of-leaving-feces-inside-womans-drink/
An inherent problem with social media is that it’s not fair other people get to enjoy their lives while the rest of us are forced to watch. https://www.theonion.com/report-it-not-fair-other-people-get-to-enjoy-their-liv-1851573097
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The Two Bobs episode 255 for Monday, July 1, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Blueberry Upside Down Fruited Sour from Untitled Art. https://untp.beer/xPLN1
Robert made sweet love to a KBS Chocolate Espresso from Founders. https://untp.beer/fd670ef647
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July 4th is coming! ‘Merica!
The Presidential debate season is upon us.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by Biden’s awkward silence.
Denmark is going to start taxing cow farts. https://apnews.com/article/denmark-cow-tax-greenhouse-gases-9a570518639e0a1990806fd1a05ac11a
Two Philadelphia porch pirates were fighting over the same package. https://www.phillyvoice.com/porch-pirates-pennsyvania-video-fight-package-theft-berks-county/
A man in North Dakota broke into a garage just to steal animal crackers. https://www.valleynewslive.com/2024/06/25/one-man-arrested-after-breaking-into-garage-steal-animal-crackers/
Never bring a tricycle to a machete fight. https://www.wftv.com/news/local/machete-fight-man-riding-tricycle-beach-gets-into-fight-with-another-man-over-flashlight/FRATRMVX5RAELPP2DLNUBLCQSY/
A Wisconsin man went for a morning run to start the day off miserable. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-goes-on-morning-run-to-start-the-day-off-miserable
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The Two Bobs episode 254 for Monday, June 24, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a French Toast Imperial Ale from Southern Tier. https://untp.beer/N5pzn
Robert made sweet love to a Blackwater Series Peanut Butter Skilp (Stout). https://untp.beer/XP7dz
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We summarized Robert’s Michigan visit. We laughed. We cried. Mostly, we drank.
This week’s CRAZY NEWS is brought to you by the First Presidential Debate. Biden and Trump are going to take turns digging themselves into a hole. Don’t forget the popcorn!
A lost donkey was found living with a herd of elk after five years. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/lost-donkey-elk-herd_n_666da1cfe4b0dbea0515024a
A content creator became the first person to run a full marathon inside a Taco Bell. https://www.foodbeast.com/news/ugh-madison-becomes-the-first-person-to-run-a-marathon-at-taco-bell/
The Ohio Supreme Court reinstated a lawyer who was caught pooping in a Pringles can. https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/2024/06/18/ohio-supreme-court-reinstates-lawyer-who-pooped-in-pringles-can/74142255007/
A woman from Iowa met a guy on a dating app before getting cold feet and calling 911 on him. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/iowa/iowa-date-disaster-617240
Chili’s unveiled a new ad campaign stating, “At least we’re not Applebee’s.” I mean, it’s not the worst idea. https://babylonbee.com/news/chilis-unveils-new-ad-campaign-at-least-were-not-applebees
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The Two Bobs episode 253 for Monday, June 10, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed an Evil Twin Even More Biscotti Break https://untp.beer/YMp8G
Robert took down a Stay At Home Dad With No Kids by Fat Orange Cat Brewing Company https://untp.beer/6BxQ3
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS is sure to shatter your colon:
A woman was pronounced dead, only she wasn't. Or was she? https://www.klkntv.com/person-taken-to-lincoln-funeral-home-while-still-alive/
A guy's colon exploded at breakfast. How appetizing! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-13502845/Florida-patient-colon-explodes-sneezing-coughing.html
An elderly woman didn't want her neighbor using too much water, so she assaulted him. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/florida/karen-water-bust-208613
A paramedic stole a dead guy's sex doll after having his way with it. He'd have gotten away with it too if it weren't for those meddling kids and their dog. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/bizarre/sarpy-doll-two-order-240589
A lady got gored by a bison at Yellowstone but we don't know any more than that. We're sorry. https://www.theonion.com/yellowstone-bison-gores-woman-who-refused-to-delete-unf-1851519502
Biden’s Rigor Mortis won't stop him from campaigning, thankfully. https://babylonbee.com/news/white-house-says-bidens-ability-to-do-his-job-not-in-any-way-impeded-by-his-rigor-mortis
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The Two Bobs episode 252 for Monday, June 3, 2024:
What are The Bobs drinking?
Rob enjoyed a Crush: Creamsicle from MobCraft. https://untp.beer/c462a1d29a
Robert made sweet love to a Partly Cloudy from Solace. https://untp.beer/G1jJ
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This week’s CRAZY NEWS was convicted on 34 felony counts. It should run for President.
Dozens of snakes crawled out of a bathroom in India. https://indianexpress.com/article/trending/trending-in-india/snakes-in-assam-house-viral-video-9356218/
An Australian man was arrested for streaking on an airplane. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/naked-man-plane-australia-perth-melbourne-arrested-rcna154237
In yet another food battery, Florida Woman® was arrested for assaulting someone with a cinnamon roll. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/battery/cinnamon-roll-battery-583061
A Michigan man with a suspended license showed up for his Zoom court appearance while driving. https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/ann-arbor-judge-shocked-man-suspended-license-joins-court-via-zoom-while-driving
A New Jersey man celebrated losing two pounds by gaining five pounds. https://babylonbee.com/news/man-celebrates-losing-2-pounds-by-gaining-5-pounds
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