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  • There are 3 things that are for certain in this life: death, taxes, and being force-fed information about MGK and Megan Fox.
    We’re happy to have you back Sloots. We have A LOT to fill you in on. In case you haven’t heard, Sofia is now TikTok’s newest star! Shout out to the NY Post for making this possible. This week Sofia dissects her latest media debacle and how this podcast will soon come to an end due to her newfound fame. Once she snapped back into reality, Sofia then covers the most blood-sucking news of the week…Megan Fox and MGK’s engagement. At this point, we (unfortunately) know more about their relationship than we do ourselves. After devising her plan to sneak into their Twilight-themed wedding, Sofia moves on to the most important period of the week: SLOOT UNIVERSITY. This week, Professor Sloot embraces her motherly role and brings us in with a warm embrace. Whether you’re just entering or exiting your twenties, Sofia’s Declassified Survival Guide will help you get through them (or at the very least let you know you’re not the ONLY shit show around here). From student loans to job hunting, and outgrowing friends - Sofia has it ALL covered. Pencils and paper out Sloots, we know you needed this one. 

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  • I never fucked Wayne I never fucked Drake…yet
    Welcome home Slooty Pebbles! It’s a new week and Sofia is BACK from Miami and more specifically, straight out of a stripper’s asshole! No, seriously. This week we dive into A LOT of topics. First, Sofia gives us a rundown of her trip and tells a special story about how a Sloot spotted her out and about and felt it was appropriate to attempt to embarrass her in front of her friends. Next, we dive into the hottest (literally) story of the week regarding an Instagram model, Drake, a condom, and condiment. Something out of the four doesn’t belong! We dive into the topic of “trapping” and how no matter how rich he is…it’s pretty much NEVER worth it. Finally, In this weeks Sloot University we cover a very important topic: anxiety. Sofia unpacks the many different forms of anxiety, the harsh yet humorous reality about her struggles, and how much therapy honestly fucking sucks. But we support it! 2022 has started off HOT (Frank’s Red Hot specifically) and we are back to our regularly scheduled program! Love you Sloots
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  • HAPPY NEW YEAR SLOOTS! 
    Well honestly…New Years are a little overrated so you will NOT be getting any “New Year New Me” BS here. This week Sofia gets real about the pressure that surrounds going into a new year and how it is OKAY to not wake up on January 1st ready to change your entire life. So don’t worry, you’re not alone. There is one thing we’re doing a little different in the new year…and that is empowering all the short kings! Seriously this is NOT a joke. If Zendaya can do it, so can you! Sloots, we are leaving the no-good, bad credit having, broken down car 6’2 losers in the past, and finding someone who treats you right, EVEN IF he’s 5’9. Get over it. Finally, we have a Sloot University seminar that really brings us back to our roots: The Lost Art of Fingering. When was the last time you had a really good finger sesh? Don’t worry, we’ll wait…exactly. It’s almost as if once sex came into the picture, fingering was left in the 9th grade. It’s okay though because we are bringing it BACK. Stretch those fingers and wrists out, they’re gonna need it. 
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  • It’s beginning to look a lot like Slootmas
    After some much needed TLC, Sofia is BACK from Hawaii and ready to celebrate Slootmas with her favorite people…THE SLOOTS! Today Sofia dives into the painfully stressful topic of in-laws, specifically for those that are lucky enough to have to spend the holidays with them! I know Sloots, it’s REALLY exhausting pretending that your boyfriend's mom's cooking is good and having to make fake conversation for three days but YOU GOT THIS. Mainly because Sofia is here to endure the pain with you. Listen along as you learn all the quick tips and tricks to survive the holiday break with your S/O’s wonderful family. In other more important news, the Kardashian kids are on Tik Tok! Naturally, Sofia had a ton to say about this - specifically Mason Disick, who is currently Sloot Media’s favorite star-child. Lastly, we cover aux cord etiquette, including all the do’s and dont’s of being the DJ of your friend group - an honor you TRULY don’t wanna mess up. 
    Happy Holidays Sloots, without you guys none of this would be possible. Be kind to yourselves and those around you this holiday season. Don’t forget to take care of yourselves. You deserve it.
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  • Coming at you live from…well, the house they live in together! Sofia is joined by her brother, our very own, Lucas Franklyn! Who very recently turned 18 so watch out ladies! Together the two dive DEEP into their family dynamics which seem to be nothing short of a Meet The Fockers movie. Lucas then takes us into the Gen Z world of dating, Snapchat, and how he lied to his parents about losing his virginity…but not in the way you think. Finally, we hear QUITE the story about how a certain Sloot made her way to Lucas’ Snapchat and it didn’t go exactly how she planned. He gives some good insight on how one of you Sloot’s can become the lucky girl though. There’s no better way to kick off the holidays than with your little brother right?
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  • Santa baby, I want a yacht, and really...that's not a lot
    Do you guys smell that? It's the smell of spilled spiked egg nog because you decided to go through your boyfriend's phone when you guys were supposed to be watching Charlie Brown's Christmas Special! Yes...it's the holidays Sloots. And per usual, with the holidays comes a whole lot of fuckery. Gift giving, more importantly: gift receiving, being forced to go to your Aunt Shirley's house who you hate - all wholesome activities that'll really put you in the holiday spirit, right? Luckily, Sofia is here to coach you every step of the way this holiday season with a VERY in-depth gift guide suitable for ALL budgets. In this episode, you'll find out who deserves a gift, who doesn't, and how much you should (or shouldn't) spend. Aside from helping you figure out which Old Navy cardigan you should get your boyfriend, Sofia then unpacks the overlooked beauty that is being talked through an orgasm. It's a real art form that you NEED to implement into your sex life. And if you don't have an active sex life, we have a Tik Tok for you that will give the same effect to you and your womanizer toy. Lastly, we have a special appearance from Sofia's younger brother Lucas, and there's also a prank call live on air? Clearly, things are a little unhinged around here, but it's the season of giving so who cares! Eggnog shots anyone?
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  • Let’s play 21 questions? 
    This is a special episode Sloots! There has been an INFLUX of advice needed from you guys so Sofia wanted to take some time to really help you guys out. Even though she needs all the help she can get, but that is NOT the point. What’s the phrase? “Do as I say, not as I do” - pretty sure Shakespeare said that. Anyway, before saving our Sloots, Sofia gives a little update about the current state of her life, and Alex gives a little update about the current state of her vagina. All imperative information as we prepare for Turkey day. A lot of vital advice was given in today's episode so open up your ears hearts and whatever other orifice you may possess and listen up!
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  • TW: Eating disorder thoughts and behaviors
    FINALLY back in Utah, Sofia gets real this week. LA took a lot out of the Sloot Media team, but we’re back and thriving. For some exciting news, Sofia squirted for the first time in 5 years! A coveted feat that we should all aspire to reach. Next, we get REAL about eating habits, disorders, and some shit that just really needs to be discussed. Life is real, let’s take care of each other Sloots, this is a safe space for ALL. Let’s talk about it, even if it’s uncomfortable. 
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  • Breakup with your girlfriend, I’m bored
    And so are you, so it’s time. There is NOTHING worse than that grey area of KNOWING your relationship has ran its course, but being too much of a pussy to end it so you end up staying WAY too long…and it ultimately ends in disaster. No judgement though Sloots, because we’ve all been there before. That’s why this week Sofia is encouraging you and telling you exactly how to rip the bandaid off. Recording live from LA…still, Sofia recounts her past week in the city of Angels and why she will never be allowed back (that’s if she ever leaves to begin with). Finally, we have some new BJ tips for you all, because there’s never too many tricks to have up your sleeve! 
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  • Send her back to her boyfriend with a hand print on her….
    You KNOW what comes after that. Reporting live from Los Angeles, today Sofia is breaking down the basics of doggy style, getting hit from the back, taking backshots…WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT. When you’re face down, ass up, that’s more than likely the way your partner likes to fuck. You may think you know it all…but you truly do not. But besides from a professor at the most elite university in the land, Sofia is ALSO a news anchor, which means she naturally has to talk about the important things going on in the world…like Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson being an alleged item…because what the fuck? Lastly, Sofia dives into ALL of her social media icks and cringes that hopefully NONE of the Sloots ever commit (PLEASE clean your room if you’re gonna take a mirror pic…we’re begging). We’re doing things a little different around here at Sloot Media as of late, but only onward and upward Sloots
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  • One time she punched me in the face…it was awesome
    And THAT is how your partner is gonna feel about you because this week Sofia is teaching you ALL about how to reclaim your power in a relationship! Boyfriend taking you for granted? Did you catch him looking at the girls on his Instagram timeline just a LITTLE too long before scrolling? Don’t worry, Sofia’s got you. After today’s Sloot University seminar you will have ALL the tips and tricks that will have him eating right out of your hands…and pussy! Next, Sofia discusses the many theories behind why guys cum in so many women…and I promise it is NOT because he “really” likes you…or whatever bullshit he’s feeding you while he’s ripping your tampon out of your vagina. Because apparently, people are doing that nowadays. Just another day in the office here at Sloot Media! Listen up bitches. 

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  • A perfect town comes with a terrifying price. From C13Features comes Treat, a podcast movie starring Kiernan Shipka as Allie West, an unpopular teenager who is dealing with issues beyond her years while struggling to fit in with her seemingly perfect small town. But, on one Halloween night, everything changes, and she discovers that her town’s idyllic image comes at a deadly cost. As she learns about the mysterious Piper’s powerful hold on the town, she, along with her younger brother, realize they are the only ones who can save their community before it’s too late. Can Allie West help rescue her family, and their town, and even herself, from its evil past and own demise? Grab some popcorn, and get lost in your imagination in this new thrilling and frightening podcast movie experience, Treat, from C13Features, a Cadence13 Studio. Available now.
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  • COSTUME DO'S AND DONT'S... talking to you VS Angel
    Halloween is a special time of year, right? You get to unleash your inner Sloot and fully indulge in all the tricks and treats…if you know what I mean. Luckily for you guys, Sofia is back with a VERY special Sloot University that spills ALL of the do’s and dont’s to ensure that you have your Slootiest and spookiest halloween yet. Coincidentally, Sofia just found out about a NEW morning after pill called Ella that allegedly blows Plan B out the water…and listen closely because if your Halloween is as Slooty as it should be, you’ll definitely be purchasing this after the weekend. Finally, we dive into the age old debate regarding paying for sex. Just because your boyfriend spent the last $50 in his bank account on Throat Goat Gabby’s Only Fans, is that REALLY cheating? Eh, to each his own I guess! Shit is getting super spooky out here Sloots…be safe! 
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  • IT’S YO BIRTHDAY SO I KNOW YOU WANT TO RIIIIDE OUT
    HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY TO SOFIA WITH AN F! AKA your girl’s favorite podcast and your mother’s worst nightmare (unless she’s a Sloot too). This is a BIG one. Sofia has returned back from her world tour without getting jailed, although she was dangerously close to a public indecency arrest in Tulum. Just Sofia things. Next, we have a VERY informative Sloot University seminar on one of everyone’s favorite past times: EATING PUSSY. Carpet munching, fellatio, cunnilingus if you will. This is for EVERYONE who’s ever eaten or been interested in eating at the restaurant downstairs. It’s a 5 star establishment we should ALL try. Reservations aren’t hard to get either! Finally, Sofia tells a story about how SWAF REALLY came together including all of the tears, alcohol, and trauma that went down while trapped in an Airbnb with 2 randoms. Get your Kleenex ready Sloots, there are A LOT of tears of happiness in this one. 
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  • Mile high club? Sofia has entered the NO FLY CLUB
    Seriously. Sofia is back (we’re just as surprised as you are) but this time with more baggage to add to her already concerning past! Not only has she been denied global entry TWICE, she is now on the no fly list! The appeal is still pending, prayers are welcomed. Sofia tells an exhilarating story about a Karen that she encountered on her flight to NYC and how an emergency landing was almost needed. As if that wasn’t enough, once Sofia finally (barely) made it to NYC, she encounters an old “friend” who she airs out on this episode! Fun! Finally, Sofia is joined by the REAL Professor Sloot, Robert Greene, for a continuation of their conversation about the Art of Seduction. A lot has gone on this week, just try to keep up Sloots. Big things are coming ;) 
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  • Seduction is about power and manipulation as much as it is about romance

    How GOOD is your sexy voice? You may want to start practicing. Kidding, but not really. This week Sofia is joined by the illustrious Robert Greene, the author of infamous books such as The 48 Laws of Power and The Art of Seduction. Robert is a SIX time international bestseller, but OF COURSE, he made time for the Sloots in his busy schedule. I mean, duh? Together the VERY unsuspecting duo dives deep into the importance of toying with the subconscious while dating. You will learn how even the SMALLEST things can make someone fall hard for you. Sloots, you just gotta know how to play the game, and today at Sloot University you’re gonna learn. 

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  • Please stop making fake Versace…
    TRIGGER WARNING: This episode may contain sensitive subjects to some listeners. 
    And if Apple Watches weren’t already bad enough…this week Sofia tells us a ROLLERCOASTER of a story that gives you reason #837 to get rid of that godforsaken thing. Seriously, they’re nothing but trouble - and an immediate report to the fashion police. Speaking of fashion (this is becoming a reoccurring thing, Vogue, watch out), we are giving you the IN’S AND OUT’S of how to not only get away with that fake designer bag of yours, but how to spot them as well! Because we ALL know that girl who has 11 different Chanels and you CANNOT wrap your head around how the fuck she got them. I mean, bartending at your local bar and doing lashes on the side only makes SO much money. Finally, Sofia gives her condolences to Gabby Petito, her loved ones, and ALL of the women around the world that are missing or battling domestic violence. Abuse does NOT discriminate and we must do what we can to protect each other, if no one is going to protect us. 
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  • I could put a ball in the end zone, put a bad bitch in the friend zone…
    With some inspo from Jack Harlow, Sofia is helping the DUDES this week. Guys, how long have you been stuck being her shoulder to cry on but not her dick to ride on? Well thanks for Sofia and Sloot University, we’re getting you the fuck out of there and into some pussy. Not only are you getting OUT of the friendzone, but you’re about to flip the game on her. For the lady Sloots, Sofia is presenting some life changing info that’s gonna REALLY make you look in the mirror. How in touch are you with your feminine energy? Is it turning men away? Is this why your dating life is drier than your grandmas vagina? You’re about to find out. Lastly, Sofia rips NYFW to shreds, saying ALL the shit you guys have been thinking…like why the FUCK is A****** R** at the Met Gala? This will probably all get taken back when Sofia is invited next year but hey, we live for today right? 

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  • Or FaceTime me that p*ssy if its…cool
    Sloots, it’s time to dust the cobwebs off your cooter-cats. Sofia is giving out some VITAL information this week. Sloot University has saved your life on multiple occasions, but this week it’s REALLY about to up your game. How many times has your man begged you (in that little bitch boy voice) on FaceTime to “just show me pleaseee!”  Luckily for you, Sofia will be teaching you ALL the ins and outs of FaceTime sex and how to pull it off in ways that even the top earner on OnlyFans would envy. Prop your phone up and spread your vagines, we’re putting on a show. Hope your FBI agent isn’t watching, unless you’re into that sort of thing. Next, Sofia breaks down the ONLY guide to men that you will ever need: The Rich-Hot Matrix. Derived from the infamous Crazy-Hot Matrix YouTube video that took the internet by storm years ago. Sofia breaks down her scientific scale telling you EXACTLY where the man of your dreams lies, based off of many many years of research of course. Finally, we found out that Tik Tok in it’s entirety is a snitch and is out to ruin your relationship. No, SERIOUSLY. A new feature has been discovered that will get you, or your shady boyfriend, in all SORTS of trouble if one of you slips up. Just another week in the office Sloots, just another week in the office. 

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  • Hello hello baby you called I can’t hear a thing…KIDDING, I heard EVERYTHING
    To NO ONE’S surprise, Sofia now has yet ANOTHER beef she’s involved in. Not really, but there are some hating ass bitches out there. This week Sofia tells us a little story about an influencer who made the cardinal sin of talking shit by sending a message where she was talking shit about Sofia, TO SOFIA. I know you feel the second hand embarrassment. Full body CRINGE. Clearly it went down the DM this week because Sofia then breaks down the recently developed Scott Disick vs Kourtney Kardashian drama. This scandal is the inspiration of this weeks Sloot University where Sofia breaks down the type of men you need to avoid at ALL costs. Nothing worse than a bitter bitch ex, right? Mama’s boy? AVOID. Club Promoter? Run for the HILLS. Cheap? Hide your wallets. Finally, although we’ve grown up, there’s always room for just A LITTLE bit of toxicity. That’s why Sofia will be teaching you a hack to MAKE SURE your boyfriend answers ALL of your phone calls…whether he knows it or not. 100% success rate on this one. Some juicy shit is going down this week, and we don’t just mean what your sex toy made come out of you. Listen up, Sloots.
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