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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about the THE OLYMPICS! The Olympic Games originated in ancient Greece nearly 3,000 years ago and were first recorded in 776 BCE in Olympia. They were held every 4 years, a period known as an Olympiad, in honor of Zeus, the king of the Greek gods. Only freeborn Greek men were allowed to compete in the ancient games. The modern Olympic Games were revived by French educator Baron Pierre de Coubertin in the late 19th century. The first modern Olympics took place in Athens in 1896, featuring 280 participants from 13 nations. Today, the Olympics are the world's foremost sports competition, with over 200 nations participating.

    The five Olympic rings symbolize the union of the five inhabited continents and the meeting of athletes from around the world. The modern Olympic flame is lit at the ancient site of Olympia and then relayed to the host city. The marathon was inspired by the ancient Greek soldier Pheidippides. The first Winter Olympics were held in Chamonix, France, in 1924. Women first competed in the modern Olympics in 1900 in Paris. Olympic gold medals are actually made mostly of silver, with only about six grams of gold plating.
    THIS YEAR the Olympics are being held in Paris! Who are you rooting for? Comment below!

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    Welcome to Christories where comedian Chris Distefano tells you about a time in history. We uncover the REAL TRUTHS in World History that you may have not known about!

    — produced, filmed written and edited by ๐Ÿ™‹‍โ™€๏ธ Venetia ๐Ÿ‘‰ www. venetiageras.com
    — Written and Researched by Chris Distefano and Venetia
    ---- animations by @Gripless

    Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to to continue your learning outside of this episode too Babes!

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about the THE BILL OF RIGHTS! The Bill of Rights, the first ten amendments to the United States Constitution, was ratified on December 15, 1791. It was created to protect individual liberties and limit government power. Key figures like James Madison played a crucial role in drafting these amendments, addressing the concerns of Anti-Federalists who feared a too-powerful central government. The Bill of Rights guarantees fundamental rights such as freedom of speech, religion, and the press, the right to bear arms, protection against unreasonable searches and seizures, and rights to fair trials, among others.

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    Welcome to Christories where comedian Chris Distefano tells you about a time in history. We uncover the REAL TRUTHS in World History that you may have not known about!

    — produced, filmed written and edited by ๐Ÿ™‹‍โ™€๏ธ Venetia ๐Ÿ‘‰ www. venetiageras.com
    — Written and Researched by Chris Distefano and Venetia
    ---- animations by @Gripless

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about the THE FIRST GAY PRESIDENT OF USA!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ James Buchanan, the 15th President of the United States, served from 1857 to 1861. Born in Pennsylvania in 1791, he had a long political career that included roles as a congressman, senator, and diplomat before his presidency. Buchanan is often criticized for his inability to address the growing sectional tensions that eventually led to the Civil War.

    Rumors about Buchanan's sexuality stem from his close relationship with William Rufus King, a fellow politician and diplomat. The two men lived together for over a decade and were referred to by contemporaries in terms that today might suggest a romantic relationship. While there is no definitive proof of Buchanan's sexual orientation, these speculations have led some historians and biographers to consider the possibility that he may have been gay. Nonetheless, Buchanan never married, and there is no concrete evidence to confirm or refute these rumors.๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ‍โ™‚๏ธ TELL US IN THE COMMENTS your favorite moment BABES OR MAYBE WE MISSED SOME COOL THINGS!! ๐Ÿ™Œ

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    Welcome to Christories where comedian Chris Distefano tells you about a time in history. We uncover the REAL TRUTHS in World History that you may have not known about!

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    — Written and Researched by Chris Distefano and Venetia
    ---- animations by @Gripless

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about the THE LAST KING OF FRANCE!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ Louis XVI reigned as King of France from 1774 to 1792. His rule was marked by financial crises, attempts at reform, and increasing public discontent. Despite efforts to modernize the administration and economy, he faced opposition from the nobility and was unable to resolve France's fiscal problems. His indecisiveness and resistance to radical change fueled revolutionary sentiments. The French Revolution erupted in 1789, leading to the monarchy's downfall. Louis XVI was eventually arrested, tried for treason, and executed by guillotine in 1793.

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    — Written and Researched by Chris Distefano and Venetia
    ---- animations by @Gripless

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about the JFK ASSASSINATION!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ
    The assassination of President John F. Kennedy happened on November 22, 1963, in Dallas, Texas. He was in Texas campaigning for a second term and went on a little car ride with the governor and his wifey Jackie- O. He was riding in an open-top convertible through Dealey Plaza, Kennedy was shot by a sniper. He was pronounced dead shortly afterward. Lee Harvey Oswald was arrested for the murder but was killed by nightclub owner Jack Ruby before he could stand trial. The event led to numerous conspiracy theories and remains a subject of extensive investigation and debate.
    Several conspiracy theories surround JFK's assassination. Some suggest multiple gunmen were involved, while others believe the CIA orchestrated the murder. Another theory claims the Mafia killed Kennedy in retaliation for his administration's crackdown on organized crime. There are also ideas that Soviet or Cuban agents were behind the assassination, and some propose that insiders within the U.S. government conspired against him. CHRIS GETS INTO IT!! ๐Ÿ™Œ
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    Welcome to Christories where comedian Chris Distefano tells you about a time in history. We uncover the REAL TRUTHS in World History that you may have not known about!

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    — Written and Researched by Chris Distefano and Venetia
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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about THE GREAT DEPRESSION!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ The GREAT DEPRESSION The Great Depression, starting in 1929, was a devastating economic downturn in the United States marked by a stock market crash, soaring unemployment, and widespread poverty. President Franklin D. Roosevelt's New Deal programs aimed to alleviate suffering through government intervention and job creation, eventually leading to recovery.๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ‍โ™‚๏ธ
    TELL US IN THE COMMENTS your favorite moment BABES OR MAYBE WE MISSED SOME COOL THINGS!! ๐Ÿ™Œ

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    Welcome to Christories where comedian Chris Distefano tells you about a time in history. We uncover the REAL TRUTHS in World History that you may have not known about!

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    — Written and Researched by Chris Distefano and Venetia
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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about THE KOREAN WAR!!! ๐Ÿ™Œ The Korean War was a conflict that happened from 1950 to 1953 between North Korea, backed by China and the Soviet Union, and South Korea, supported by the United Nations, mainly the United States. It began when North Korea invaded South Korea. The war ended in a ceasefire, not a peace treaty, leaving Korea divided into North and South along the 38th parallel.. ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ‍โ™‚๏ธ TELL US IN THE COMMENTS your favorite moment BABES OR MAYBE WE MISSED SOME COOL THINGS!! ๐Ÿ™Œ

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    — Written and Researched by Chris Distefano and Venetia
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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about THE FIRST TRANS ROMAN EMPEROR!! We got the HILARIOUS Mike Cannon joining us and learning with us๐Ÿ™Œ Elagabalus was a Roman emperor who ruled from 218 to 222 AD. His short reign was notorious for sex scandals and religious controversy. He was known to have many parties, and at one point have a relationship with his chariot driver Hierocles. Elagabalus would beautify himself with cosmetics, makeup and wigs, and liked to be called Hierocles’s mistress, wife and queen. Real quick backstory: Born in 203 AD in Syria, he became emperor at 14 after the assassination of his cousin, Caracalla. Elagabalus is well known for his eccentricities, including promoting the worship of the Syrian sun god Elagabal, which sparked controversy in Rome. His reign was marked by religious innovation, scandalous behavior, and political instability. He was assassinated at the age of 18 due to growing discontent, and his cousin Severus Alexander succeeded him. ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ‍โ™‚๏ธ TELL US IN THE COMMENTS your favorite moment BABES OR MAYBE WE MISSED SOME COOL THINGS!! ๐Ÿ™Œ

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    Welcome to Christories where comedian Chris Distefano tells you about a time in history. We uncover the REAL TRUTHS in World History that you may have not known about!

    — produced, filmed written and edited by ๐Ÿ™‹‍โ™€๏ธ Venetia ๐Ÿ‘‰ www. venetiageras.com
    — Written and Researched by Chris Distefano and Venetia
    ---- animations by @Gripless

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about THE FIRST THANKSGIVING! We got the HILARIOUS @MikeCannonComedy joining us and learning with us๐Ÿ™Œ So, we got the Pilgrims, who didn't really love King George VIII and his new religion so they dipped to hang with the Dutch and THEN they went to new discovered land! That first winter was BRUTAL! But they figured things out with Squanto. The first Thanksgiving in North America took place in 1621, when English Pilgrims and Wampanoag Native Americans came together to celebrate a successful harvest. The Pilgrims, who had settled in Plymouth, Massachusetts, and the Wampanoag shared a feast that included wild game, seafood, and crops like corn and squash. It was a symbol of cooperation and goodwill between the two groups, though the historical details are somewhat limited. Thanksgiving has since become a significant holiday in the United States, celebrated on the fourth Thursday of November to give thanks for the year's blessings. ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ‍โ™‚๏ธ TELL US IN THE COMMENTS your favorite moment BABES OR MAYBE WE MISSED SOME COOL THINGS!! ๐Ÿ™Œ

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about JULIUS CAESAR! We got the HILARIOUS Mike Cannon  joining us and learning with us๐Ÿ™Œ So, CAESAR, your favorite SALAD, was a Roman general, statesman, and dictator who played a significant role in the transformation of the Roman Republic into the Roman Empire. He was born in 100 BCE and rose to prominence through his military exploits and political maneuvering. In 49 BCE, he famously crossed the Rubicon River with his army, leading to a civil war and eventually his appointment as dictator. His rule marked a turning point in Roman history, as he implemented various reforms and policies. However, his growing power and popularity led to his assassination on the Ides of March in 44 BCE. His death contributed to a period of instability in Rome but also set the stage for the rise of his nephew and adopted son, Octavian, who later became the first Roman Emperor, known as Augustus. Caesar's life and DEATH continue to be a subject of fascination and study in history and literature. ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ‍โ™‚๏ธ TELL US IN THE COMMENTS your favorite moment BABES OR MAYBE WE MISSED SOME COOL THINGS!! ๐Ÿ™Œ

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    — Written and Researched by Chris Distefano and Venetia
    ---- animations by @Gripless

    Christories Disclaimer* it is important to note that Christories knowledge and understanding of historical events, facts, and figures may not be 100% accurate or complete! Note that information in this episode has been lightly researched and we encourage you to to continue your learning outside of this episode too Babes!

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about MADISON SQUARE GARDEN! THE MOST ICONIC PLACE IN NEW YORK CITY AND THE WORLD! Madison Square Garden, known as MSG, is an iconic sports and entertainment arena in New York City. It originated in 1879 and has hosted legendary sporting events, concerts, and cultural performances. Over the years, it moved locations and underwent renovations, remaining a symbol of NYC's vibrant entertainment scene and a home for major sports teams like the Knicks and Rangers. We talk Marilyn Monroe, Kim Kardashian, JFK, WrestleMania and Michael Jordan and more!  ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ‍โ™‚๏ธ TELL US IN THE COMMENTS your favorite moment BABES! ๐Ÿ™Œ

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about the APOLLO 13 AND TOM HANKS TELLING "HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!" It's the 1960's and JFK wants up to get a man on the moon Baby! We were fighting Russia to get to the moon BAD. Apollo 13 was the seventh crewed mission in NASA's Apollo space program and was intended to be the third mission to land on the Moon. However, it is best known for its dramatic turn of events. Launched on April 11, 1970, the mission suffered an oxygen tank explosion two days later, forcing the crew to abort their lunar landing and focus on returning safely to Earth. Through ingenuity and teamwork, the astronauts, James Lovell, Jack Swigert, and Fred Haise, managed to overcome life-threatening challenges and safely splashed down in the Pacific Ocean on April 17, 1970. The mission is often remembered for the famous line, "Houston, we have a problem," and it demonstrated NASA's ability to handle emergencies in space. HOW DO YOU THINK YOU'D HANDLE THE RETURN TO EARTH? I HATE ROLLER COASTERS ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ‍โ™‚๏ธ TELL US IN THE COMMENTS BABES! ๐Ÿ™Œ

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about the WAR OF CURRENTS!! IT'S NIKOLA TESLA vs THOMAS EDISON! These two scientist are going head to head. But who is going to win?! Edison supported direct current (DC) for sending electricity, while Tesla backed alternating current (AC).

    Edison believed DC was safer and tried to show that AC was dangerous by shocking animals in public demonstrations. Tesla, working with George Westinghouse, promoted AC because it could send electricity over long distances more efficiently. In the end, AC's ability to transmit power over greater distances won, thanks to Tesla's innovations. This war helped shape how we use electricity today, with AC becoming the standard for powering homes and businesses? What do you think about Thomas Edison playing dirty?! That poor elephant!! TELL US IN THE COMMENTS BABES! ๐Ÿ™Œ

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about the AN AMERICAN TRAITOR Benedict Arnold! Benedict Arnold was an American military officer during the Revolutionary War. He achieved early success and was a hero at the Battle of Saratoga. However, feeling unappreciated, he turned traitor in 1780 and conspired to surrender West Point to the British. His plan was foiled, and he fled to join the British Army. Benedict Arnold's name is now synonymous with betrayal in American history. DO YOU THINK HE'S A TRAITOR? OR DID HE HAVE TO DO WHAT HE HAD TO DO!!?? TELL US IN THE COMMENTS BABES! ๐Ÿ™Œ

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking about the history of BASEBALL!! ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ‍โ™‚๏ธโšพ๏ธ Baseball, America's national pastime, has a rich history that began in the mid-19th century. The game's roots can be traced back to "town ball" in the early 1800s, but it wasn't until 1846 that the first recorded baseball game took place. The formation of the National Association of Base Ball Players in 1857 marked the first organized league, and professional baseball emerged with the Cincinnati Red Stockings in 1869. The establishment of the National League in 1876 solidified the sport's professional status. Over the years, iconic moments like Jackie Robinson breaking the color barrier in 1947 and the legendary rivalry between the Boston Red Sox and New York Yankees have captivated fans. From the Negro Leagues to the introduction of the designated hitter rule and the impact of analytics, baseball's history is filled with milestones and adaptations that have shaped the game we know today.WHO IS YOUR TEAM AND WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR BABES?!๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ‍โ™‚๏ธโšพ๏ธ

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking Freddie Mercury! Chrissy is discussing how Freddie Mercury was a British musician and the lead vocalist of the rock band Queen. Born on September 5, 1946, in Zanzibar, he moved to England and formed Queen in 1970 with Brian May, Roger Taylor, and John Deacon. Known for his dynamic stage presence, powerful voice, and songwriting talent, Mercury became an iconic figure in the music industry. He penned hit songs like "Bohemian Rhapsody" and "We Will Rock You," captivating audiences worldwide. Despite his untimely death on November 24, 1991, due to complications from AIDS, Freddie Mercury's legacy as a legendary performer and songwriter lives on. COMMENT YOUR FAVORITE QUEEN SONG!


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  • This week on Christories, we're talking JUNETEENTH! Chrissy is discussing not how the enslaved African Americans became free, but really how they found out!!Juneteenth is an annual holiday celebrated on June 19th in the United States. It commemorates the end of slavery and the emancipation of enslaved African Americans. On June 19, 1865, General Gordon Granger announced in Galveston, Texas, that all slaves were free, two and a half years after the Emancipation Proclamation. Juneteenth is a day of reflection, celebration of African American heritage, and a reminder of the ongoing struggle for equality. In 2021, it became a federal holiday, signifying its significance in American history. SHOUT OUT ABRAHAM LINCOLN, SHOUT OUT GENERAL GORDON, AND SHOUT OUT THE BLACK AMERICANS WHO CONTINUE TO BE THE STRONGEST PEOPLE IN AMERICAN HISTORY๐Ÿ™Œ

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  • This week on Christories, we're talking MEMORIAL DAY! ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ Do you know why we have a 3 day weekend ? Why does it start off summer? Chris answers all your questions and tells you about all the wars USA has been involved in! The fallen soldiers are and those who are actively in duty, WE SALUTE YOU!! thank you! 
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  • In 1985, Jobs was forced out of Apple and went on to found NeXT, a computer company that was eventually acquired by Apple in 1997, leading to Jobs' return to the company. Jobs then played a key role in the development of products such as the iMac, iPod, iPhone, and iPad, which revolutionized the tech industry.

    Throughout his life, Jobs was known for his innovative ideas, attention to detail, and perfectionism. He passed away on October 5, 2011, at the age of 56, due to complications from pancreatic cancer. Jobs' legacy continues to influence the tech industry, and he is remembered as a visionary who transformed the way people live and work with technology. WATCH THIS EP AND TELL US YOUR THOUGHTS BABE! ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ‍โ™‚๏ธ

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  • This week Chris is telling you the history about THE BATTLE OF BROOKLYN!! We’re talking my favorite wooden tooth Homie, who was a short king that led a victorious battle in my favorite island, 
     Remember, we’re the 13 Colonies and we got King George the 3rd telling us what’s happening, what’s good. We go to war with against the French, and we win it! But we’re in debt which causes a King Georgie number 3 to raise the taxes. We don’t know why we got to be taxed so we start a war! 
    The revolutionary war starts and we fight the British for freedom babes! One of Chrissy’s favorite battles was the Battle of Brooklyn!

    This was the first major battle of the war after the signing of the Declaration of Independence. The battle took place in what is now the borough of Brooklyn in NYC, and pitted the Continental Army, led by General George Washington, against the British Army, led by General William Howe.
    The battle began with a surprise attack by the British on the American positions, which were poorly defended. The British were able to outflank the Americans and force them to retreat to their main fortifications on Brooklyn Heights. Despite heavy losses, the Americans were able to hold their position and repel several British assaults.
    The American defense collapsed, and the Continental Army was forced to retreat across the East River .. thank god there was some FOG!! 

    Shout out George W for being a badass leader! We may have lost the greatest land in the whole world for a brief time to the British and lost the battle, but we didn’t lose men! THE BOYS ENDED UP WINNING THE WAR, so eff you 1700s Britain ๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿผ‍โ™‚๏ธ

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