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Hey, cool kids!
After a uhhhh 90 day retreat into the danger zone, HKIP is back to deliver our wacky verbal crimes via the power of RSS (real silly shit). Join Sara, Val, and John in the Flora and Fauna Fanclub (also, we talk about things)!
Topics this week:Joe Biden: trans ally? (no)Anti-trans billsWhat is pipehitting?Independence DayJustin Trudeau Retire BitchBest in Show Winner Wasabi (cryptid)Flora and Fauna
Lightbringers: Re:ZeroDIY CraftsPost 10
Featuring: Sara, Val, and John who also edited.
Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil MenOutro: Kamala Harris - Don't Cum (sic)Secret Outro: Eugene Levy and Catherine O'Hara - Terrier Things
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We're baaack! Sara, John and Val shake off the rust to discuss our new President, Joe Biding His Time, aka Joe Bidet-n, and whatever the hell a Parliamentarian is. Other topics include New York politician scandals, land defenders, Mr.s Foot and Boot, and an athlete's oopsie (extremely offensive) stream word. Warnings, we discuss bidets and ...their function... in the beginning of the episode, which only gets a little bit graphic.
Featuring: Sara, John, and Val who also edited.
Supplemental links:
Maki Itoh1492 GoFundMe Legal FundBraided WarriorsIntro: The Taxpayers - Evil MenOutro: Unknown P - Piers Morgan
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Well, it actually happened. President Wario has been forced to retire, both from the presidency and from posting. In honor of our least favorite game show host/pile of rancid old yogurt in a suit, we've compiled a list of 64 of his most iconic, bewildering, "jesus christ this guy was really the president, huh" moments and created a bracket. What will be the defining moment of the Trump era? When the dust settles, what will be Donald Trump's ultimate legacy? Let's find out together!
Featuring: Sara, Sam, Val, John, elizabeth leafcrunch, and Roy.
Edited by Sam.
Intro: Wario Land 3 - TitleOutro: Wario Land 3 - Credits
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We did it! We successfully posted our way through 2020. Thank you for sticking through it with us. On this episode, Sara, Alex Leafcrunch, and John talk about holding the defense budget hostage for $2,000 ransom, Pretendians, Daddy Doug Ford, #carp, and 2020 in general! Sorry!
Featuring: Sara, alex leafcrunch, and John.
Edited by John.
Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil MenOutro: Daft Punk - Doin' it Right Synth Cover & Daft Punk - doin it right [HHHgreg remix]
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Well, the election happened I guess! Matt, Sara and Val talk about that for a bit before John heard us talking about Indigenous issues without him and joined us for an update on the Mi'kmaq lobster fisheries. Also Canada's stupidest culture war is back with a vengeance!
Featuring: Matt, Sara, Val and special guest John.
Edited by Matt.
Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil MenOutro: Gabe Gundacker - Wii Volleyball
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"Oops! (Almost) All Lightbringers!" This week, Val and alex talk about politics and news, for a little while. Topics include the American vice presidential debates, and the funny American president having the virus. Then, for the majority of the episode, they talk about things that have been making them feel happy.
Intro: The Taxpayers - Evil MenOutro: Over The Garden Wall - Adelaide Parade
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Bit of a bummer one this week, folks! Val and Sara are here to talk a lot about RBG's tragic death at the hooves (and horns) of a rampaging bull and the politicking that has followed the opening up of her seat on the supreme court. We also take a bit of time to discuss the literal actual genocide happening at the hands of ICE and settlers trying to brute force Mi'kmaq fishers out of their extremely legal fishing grounds. But on the bright side: the GarfieldEats guy is making a Quibi about GarfieldEats! And also, they want to sell Quibi (real).
If you'd like to help out the Mi'kmaq Treaty Fishery, please head here!
Hosted by Sara (who also edited!) and Val.
Music Used:The Taxpayers - Evil MenTracy Chapman - Fast Car
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Matt and Sara discuss the very truthful subjects of windmilling a pissballoon off your dick to own cops, salon entrapment, Pig Poop Balls, the Biden campaign shrinking into a corncob, and Joe Kennedy III making car crash history, which his family loves to do. They also discuss more serious topics like what's happening in Rochester NY right now, but let's be honest, we had you at "windmilling a pissballoon."
Edited by Val, who also thinks Joe Kennedy III sucks.
Intro Music is Evil Men by the TaxpayersOutro Music is a bit cursed but based of a Weezer song, censored by Val
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In a special bonus episode, Sara and alex are joined by friend of the show John for a deep dive into the conflict between Haudenosaunee land defenders and Ontario land developers at Six Nations of the Grand River Reserve, as well as the centuries of historical events that provide context. If that sounds way too serious for HKIPGTD, don’t worry! It’s still got jokes in it!! Look at the title!!!
(Note: alex says in the episode that she's going to throw it up on the patreon feed, but decided to put it in the main feed as a bonus episode to get it out to everyone! She apologizes to all the comrades and conrads for their names not being in the episode, but points out that there's nothing in the rules that say a dog can't play bonus episode.)
For your visual reference: The Haldimand Tract
For your homework: Alanis Obomsawin - Trick or Treaty?
To donate to the legal defense fund: Paypal or etransfer to [email protected]
Hosted by Sara and alex
And a special thanks to John for coming on the podcast!
Music Used
The Taxpayers - Evil Men
Wounded Knee - Bury My Heart At Wounded Knee
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Hello fellow Democrats! Welcome back to HKIPGTD where we're definitely excited for the DNC!! Caroline gives an update on the big beautiful boat rallies of Portland, Sara talks the mail which no one is talking about at all, why is no one talking about the mail? Meanwhile the only Canada story Matt can summon is about a cigar-smoking sock puppet. No like, a literal sock. It's very stupid. Anyway, the Joe Biden song? I'm just going to retweet it instead of putting it in the episode. Also it's not a threat.
Featuring Sara, Caroline and Matt. Edited by Matt.
Music used:
The Taxpayers - Evil MenRoblox Bee Swarm Simulator - Stick Bug ChallengeOne of many Ben Shapiro WAP remixesAlso check out Caroline's list of Twitters to follow on Portland.
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Many will tell you Roy is finally back on HKIPGTD! She and Sara are here to discuss the overwhelming everything of it all. Topics include passing the joink over Zoom, giving Joe Kennedy III the ol’ spinorama, the funniest way to have your First Amendment rights denied, and a journey through a very website website.
Featuring Roy and SaraEdited by alex leafcrunch
Music used:The Taxpayers - Evil MenYasuaki Iwata - Visitor Arrival
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What the fuck is up, gamers! Today, Val Matt and alex discuss the supreme court, reopening schools, the Liberal Party of Canada, and other extremely fun, relatable topics! No Brasilian presidents were harmed in the filming of this podcast.
Due to some technical issues, Val’s audio is rough but improves around 13 minutes in. Apologies for that!
Hosts: matt gamecube, val flightcub, alex leafcrunch (who also edited)
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We're back! After about a month away, Matt and Sara reconvene to talk a little bit about the protests (they're good), the cops (they're bastards), and the McChicken-style projectiles that the police have been assaulted by (they're tasty!). We also talk about Matt Gaetz's very real adult son, one of the most provably wrong right-wing adages, and a potpourri of internet news! Struggle well, human. Full Metal Statue!
Find links to support the Black Lives Matter at https://blacklivesmatter.carrd.co/
Hosts: Matt and Sara, who also edited
Music usedEvil Men - The TaxpayersNaruto Main Theme - Toshio Masuda
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What if Batman had cilantro instead of a superiority complex? alex and Val talk about a lot of other issues before we get to this question, like Joe Biden and Garfield Eats, but those are less important.
Hosts: alex leafcrunch and Val flightcub who edited
Music used: Evil Men – The Taxpayers
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Matt, Val, and Sara continue to have a very normal and regular one this episode. They discuss J*cob W*hl, the Supreme Court, the virus, and #regimechange #tactics #crossfit. There’s also a healthy dose of tangents, and some Marge Simpson voice thrown in at the end.
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Evil Men – The Taxpayers
Ladies – Fiona AppleEdited by Val
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Avengers who? Say hello to the most ambitious crossover event in history as Ciarán from Corner Spaeti comes on to give us all the info we need about last week’s Labour leaks, and we commiserate over the universal experience of moderates sabotaging the progressive wing of our country’s party. We also talk about the political alignments of the Mushroom Kingdom denizens, Sean Bean’s nomenclature origins, and O.J. Simpson!
Ciarán can be found on Twitter at @CiaranDold and on Corner Spaeti, which can be found at operationglad.io!
Featuring: Sara, Matt, ScotMatt, alex
Also edited by SaraMusic used:
Evil Men – The Taxpayers
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Val and Sara discuss healthcare, electoral politics, the virus, and the effects of each on the others. Plus ska, Yogi Bear, what a son debate might sound like, and Sara’s presidential bid as America’s first ever business-lady President.
Nicknames this week come from this article, a Medium op-ed (not an article from The Onion as stated in the episode)
Music used:
The Impression That I Get – The Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Evil Men – The TaxpayersEdited by Val
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Folks, we may be stuck at Pokémon HOME for the foreseeable future but you can’t deny that soon we’ll be Pokémon Laughing All The Way To The Polls! Join Sara, Val, Matt and the triumphantly returning Caroline for a definitely not pre-recorded livestream because they have all definitely still been alive for the past week. The celebs are at it again, animal crossing stonks are the only ones that matter anymore, and most importantly we reveal the official ice cream of the show. Also they talk about Joe Stories and him being dead a lot but they never say “Joe”st Stories so this is just me punching it up in post. Enjoy!
Featuring: Caroline, Matt, Sara, Val
Edited by alexMusic used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
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In this very special episode, Henry Kissinger is Pokemon Going to The Movies! Our discord streamed Cats (2019), and we just had to record an episode about it. Sam, Sara, Matt, and Val have a lot to discuss, and a lot to learn about cats- are they dogs? Tune in to find out!
Edited by Val.
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Social distancing can’t stop us from podcasting, baby! Sara and Matt are here this week to learn about what good polls are like, relish the death of the original Bitcoin, and talk about some comforting anime in this trying time!
Hosted by Sara and Matt
Edited by Sara!Music used:
The Taxpayers – Evil Men
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