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Season 3 Party recap and Grand Prize drawing. âLiveââŚish.
Show Notes (and Python code for the raffle, in case you're a nerd) at HowNotToSail.com/62
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Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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Because what could be better than an *audio* tour of the boat?
Party RSVP Link: https://hownottosail.com//party
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Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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Episodi mancanti?
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Wherein we discover our prop has fallen off, search for said propeller, and discover a fun new method of travel upon the water. Show Notes at https://hownottosail.com/60
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Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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An announcement.
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Wherein I have another senior moment about how long it takes to get somewhere in a sailboat; learn a How Not To Sail 101 lesson about using my eyes; and I may or may not have bumped into the dock in Bradenton. With good reason. With me are âThe Admiralâ and Jay Elmore, who provides the color commentary.
See the Show Notes at HowNotToSail.com/59 ...we got photos from this episode, a craptastic map, and more!
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Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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In this episode, we finally get the boat out of the marina, have a bizarre interaction at a drawbridge, worry about a loose alternator belt, wonder if there's any oil in the engine...and maybe go aground in the Intracoastal Waterway (ICW).
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Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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In this episode I prepare to go on a cruise down the coast...but a new wrinkle threatens not only the cruise, but also the future of the boat. Show notes: https://hownottosail.com/57
Patreon
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Help Spread The Word!
Looking for a way to help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? (First of all, THANK YOU!)
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Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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Wherein I finally get back to the boat...and discover some "wrinkles."
Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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I found someone to make the insurance-mandated repairs in the slip. But did it work out?
Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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Big fun (can you hear the sarcasm?) with a required 10-year survey. Who knew there were so many things wrong with my boat?
Wanna help spread the gospel of How Not To Sail? Here's a link with a few suggestions, most of which cost nothing. Zero. Zilch. Nada.
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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Did I mention thereâs a giveaway?
Show Notes: HowNotToSail.com/53
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Join me as we reveal YOUR winners!
Wanna see the video version? CLICK HERE. (I expect this may not stay on YouTube foreverâŚfor reasons I mention in the outro.)
Show Notes Why these DINGHY Awards�Glad you asked.
As I mentioned in Ep. 51, I was racking my brain to figure out which bucket of haphazardly-organized audio source material I should turn into the fifty-first episodeâŚwhen suddenly it hit me:
Hey, Iâve done a sâ ton of work to birth these first fifty episodes. As we get into a new year with bright prospects, why donât we celebrate a little?
And once I got going on it, it really got the creative audio juices flowing.
Why not make it sound like a real awards show like the GRAMMYsÂŽ, I thought?
âŚso I got into my REAPER audio software and got cookinââŚ
I even made some wax-sealed envelopesânot just for our two other presenters, but for me.What can I say? Thatâs just how I roll sometimes.
How did I select the winners?In shortâŚI didnât.
Hereâs how the winners were selected:
You voted. I counted âem.(Of course, the âaccounting firm of Dewey, Cheatham & Howeâ isâhopefullyâfictitious, and the âSpecial Merit Awardsâ are just great excuses to recognize cool people. But in those four categories nominated in Episode 51, itâs very simple. You voted, I counted. And THANK YOU for voting!)
The results should be visible later today at the above link. (I *think* I set them to become visible by 12:30, right after the premiereâŚbut who knows?)
Sondra and Jimmyâs BlogI mentioned in the podcast about Sondraâs blog about their current journeyâŚ.which is totally making me jealous!
https://sondrawinter.wixsite.com/in-the-lee
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âMojacariâ licensed via Music Vine
âThe Spirit Of Championsâ licensed via Music Vine
âŚand others not requiring attribution. (I generally like to recognize free music contributors, even when attribution isnât required. But if I paid to use itâŚwell, Iâll mention if I have time.)
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Listen, then vote for your favorites at HowNotToSail.com/51 âŚ!
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First of all... Come by the meetup this week! (Details in the podcast.)
In this episode, we find out what happened with the boat (and our house) during Category 3 Hurricane Idalia.
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Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
Buy How Not To Sail at HowNotToSail.com/book
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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The legendary Captain Bob Bitchin shares a few hitherto unshared tips on how not to cruise.
Also, check out the new and improved How Not To Sail Store!
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The Admiral and I visit the Bahamas island of freedom, drive on the wrong side of the road...and *maybe* escape a man with a machete.
This episode has a video version, including maps, photos, and video footage, at https://hownottosail.com/48.
What could possibly go wrong?Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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I share some thoughts on...wait for it... How Not To Buy A Boat. (With some help from my friend Bill. Who really exists.)
Get The Book
Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
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Perhaps the most important episode you'll hear this year. (Cruising isn't just for boat owners. And...what are you *really* looking for?)
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Want to enjoy your boat, visit awesome destinations, and skip the stress? Then be sure NOT to use any of the "handy tips" mentioned here.
Author, sailor, and host of the How Not To Sail Podcast Bradford Rogers shares with you some of his easily-won but hard to forget advice with equal measures of wide-eyed befuddlement and extra-dry humor. (Shaken AND stirred.)
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What Shall We Do With A Drunken Sailor? (Traditional) - performed by Bradford Rogers and Peter Suarez
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So..this week has been SO fubar that I forgot I hadn't posted this one. However, the sentiments expressed herein are even more relevant this week. (Also...some flute.)
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