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  • KOKO lands in London to Break Bread with Ben Youngs and The Wallabies wallop the Welsh!

    KOKO lands in London to Break Bread with Ben Youngs and The Wallabies wallop the Welsh!

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on The KOKO Show we come to your eyes and ears from foggy old London, where people come to complain and sun tans come to die. The Special guest this week on KOKO does not have a long neck nor feathers, but boy he is a bit of a goose. He is England’s most capped player of all time and from all accounts one of the best blokes to ever grace a footy field. We apologize you have to listen to this pint-sized pain in the ass for a whole episode, but we are truly grateful that Mr. Ben Youngs dropped by for a chat.


    The boys run through the whole slate of Test Match footy from week 2 of the November Internationals, starting with the Wallabies record-breaking win over the woeful Welsh, England falling short once again to their Southern Hemisphere counterparts, Les Bleus bouncing the big boy All Blacks and plenty more from around the grounds. Thanks to our dear friends at MYER we bring you some silky summer threads from the dullest place on earth in a confusingly beautiful mixed bag ‘Match Fit’ and we fire up the grills to deliver our ‘Super Sizzlers’ from the weekend’s action, brought to you by BeefEater and Appliances Online.


    So lock up families, chain up your pets, and clear out your safety deposit boxes. The KOKO Contiki Tour is in full swing and Holiday Swoop has been let out of his cage. As we have always said on this show, when the Wallabies ‘Schmidt It In’, KOKO ‘Schmidts’ alongside them but one thing is for sure our boys turn that ‘Schmidt’ up to a ten. So, sit back and enjoy as we lock in on those kilt-wearing caber tossers, that's right Scotland you’re next! But right now it’s time for an all-new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    00:00 - Intros

    04:51 - Ben Youngs Apologises again

    07:52 How do we fix ENGLAND?

    12:03 - The English Blitz defence

    15:31 - Is England missing too many experienced players?

    19:49 - Can Australia win the Grand Slam?

    21:29 - AUSTRALIA v WALES

    24:33 - Interest in the Wallabies growing in Australia.

    26:55 - Selections for Wallabies v Scotland

    28:27 - Superstars in your team gives you confidence

    32:55 - FRANCE v ALL BLACKS

    36:12 - IRELAND v ARGENTINA

    39:42 - Michael Cheika coaching Ben at Leicester

    46:35 - Ben gets kidnapped

    47:35 - Start One, Bench One, Drop One

    53:05 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

    56:42 - Australia v England Quiz

    01:03:29 - Super Sizzler thanks to Beefeater

    01:12:05 - where you can find Ben Podcast - For the Love of Rugby

    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


    Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.


    AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

    EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us


    Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/


    BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com


    Make sure you follow us on all socials:


    INSTA: @kickoffskickons

    TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons

    YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons

    TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons


    If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected].


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  • The Wallabies triumph over England inspires Alex Corbisiero as he spits bars to light up KOKO.

    The Wallabies triumph over England inspires Alex Corbisiero as he spits bars to light up KOKO.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on The KOKO Show we take a minute as a nation to bask in the radiant light of victory and the glorious healing properties of ‘Schmidting it in’ over the old foe. The lads whisk you away on an all expenses paid trip in and around how the Wallabies managed to win their first match against England at Twickenham since 2015, keeping the hopes of breaking the 40 year Grand Slam drought well and truly alive. To help us navigate this titanus tussle at ‘Twicks’ we tried to think of a former English great that would willingly allow us to rub his nose in the fact that Australia is simply just better as a country, so we landed on Gits’ big burly and often baked bear of a best mate, Mr Alex Corbisiero who gives the show some much needed direction pointing out the areas of the game that caught his eye and the importance of professional identity. Furthermore, to put a bow on this vital victory for the mighty men in gold we dish up our ‘Super Sizzlers’ brought to you by BeefEater and Corbs generously graces us with a ‘phat rap’ dedicated to our show.


    Plus, we also cover all the other big dog bouts including the All Black’s upset of Ireland, the Boks silencing the Scots and of course Fiji whaling on Wales. We know what you are thinking, what are you guys wearing whilst you piece together this rugby roundtable of awesomeness? Well thanks to MYER the fellas are fashionably on point and they show you just what to buy for summer in the newest instalment of the always wonderful mixed bag ‘Match Fit’. So lie back and get comfy as we tell you a raunchy tale from the weekend entitled ‘The Grand Slam’, where the Northern Hemisphere wined and dined the South, then we rolled around in their fields a little, used their shower, sullied their tooth brush and never called them again, leaving the North’s ego bruised, used and confused heading into week 2 of the tour. It’s time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    TIMECODES:

    00:00 - Start

    02:29 - Introductions

    06:56 - ‘How Was Your Weekend Swoop?’ segment

    10:13 - Swoop’s return to the ‘KOKO Match Review’

    14:31 - Movember

    16:00 - London City Sevens

    16:35 - Introduce Alex Corbisiero

    21:28 - San Diego Legion doco

    25:00 - ENGLAND V WALLABIES MATCH REVIEW

    44:06 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

    51:09 - Corb’s special rap for The KOKO Show

    55:16 - KOKO European Tour

    56:00 - Dubai Sevens

    56:42 - IRELAND V ALL BLACKS MATCH REVIEW

    01:03:30 - SCOTLAND V SOUTH AFRICA MATCH REVIEW

    01:06:26 - WALES V FIJI MATCH REVIEW

    01:08:51 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

    01:16:58 - KOKO Final Show in Orange

    01:18:24 - Easy Times Brewing Co KOKO Christmas collection

    01:21:26 - Dear Drew

    01:25:19 - Close of the show


    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


    Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.


    AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

    EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us


    Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/


    BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com


    Make sure you follow us on all socials:


    INSTA: @kickoffskickons

    TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons

    YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons

    TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons


    If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected].


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  • The Wallabies down England in the dying moments for their first win at Twickenham since 2015.

    The Wallabies down England in the dying moments for their first win at Twickenham since 2015.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week in the ‘KOKO Match Review’ the boys celebrate an amazing Wallabies win against the old foe England in the dying moments at Twickenham. The ‘Gladiators of Gold’ showed a new identity of grit and determination to claim only their second Test Match win over the motherland in their last twelve matchups. The gang analyzed Aussie debutant Joseph Sua’ali’i’s performance as he became only the second Wallaby behind our very own Matt Giteau to play their first professional rugby union match on the international stage. Although Joseph’s bank balance might have a few less commas than Goits, he did however manage a feat that our little legend couldn't by claiming player man of the match honours in his very first outing. In a game where both sides landed punches and weathered storms, the lads highlight that for the Wallabies Len Ikitau had a formidable performance in every facet of the game and for the English it is fair to say Marcus Smith has put a stake in the ground as a premier fly half in world rugby. However, it was Joe Schmidt’s men who dug deep for the full eighty minutes and ensured that the always elusive Grand Slam title was still alive and kicking for the Wallabies in 2024.


    The lads will cover every square inch of this cracking Test Match documenting the emotional ebbs and flows of International rugby and how the mighty Wallabies took a Schmidt on England’s parade. So wake the fuck up and smell the roses that we just stole from those pesky primadonna Poms. Australia it is time to stop checking your blood pressure, pop a ‘xanny’, pour yourself a spritz and just bathe in the warm and fuzzies that a win over England provides. Please enjoy another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.

    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


    Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.


    AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

    EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us


    Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Brewing Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/


    BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com


    Make sure you follow us on all socials:


    INSTA: @kickoffskickons

    TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons

    YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons

    TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons


    If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected].


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  • The KOKO Show along with Will Genia dives head first into the November Internationals.

    The KOKO Show along with Will Genia dives head first into the November Internationals.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on The KOKO Show the boys are joined by a Wallabies Test Centurion, pint sized powerhouse and just all around great bloke. This fella was known for his delicious service from the base of the ruck and the amazing ability to live on a steady diet of self confidence and Pepsi Max. That is right, Will Genia drops by to impart his wisdom, footy insights and humour on our delightful panel of dullards. In this episode the boys break down the All Black’s nail biting victory over England, as well as Scotland's schooling of a feeble Fiji at Murrayfield. Fret not ye KOKO cool cats, this is not where the ‘ra ra’ ramble ends, as the fellas fine tooth comb their way through week 1 of the November Internationals giving you personalised previews of all the hot tips and count flips when it comes to deciding who is better between the North and South. However, we spend a little more time on how Joe’s ‘Gladiators of Gold’ are shaping up to dismantle the motherland and priming themselves to sufficiently ‘Schmidt’ on England’s parade.


    Plus, thanks to our beautiful friends at MYER for keeping this show on its toes, we slide out another silky yet sensual ‘Match Fit’ that promises to hit you in all the right places. Furthermore, with the mercury rising and the ocean glittering our hankering for a grilling session is coming to the surface, so thanks to BeefEater and Appliances Online the time for a BBQ is now. So sit back, plug in your iPod shuffle, flip a couple of snags and bask in the glow of KOKO, as we prepare the nation to watch our mighty Wallabies turn Twickenham into a temple of torture, whilst joyfully downing our foes that wear that silly rose. Ladies and Gentlemen, It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    TIMECODES:


    00:00 - Start of the show

    02:42 - Introduce the boys

    05:26 - Budgy Smuggler promo shoot

    06:33 - Rugby Roundup part 1 / Northern Hemisphere Legends

    07:30 - SCOTLAND V FIJI - REVIEW

    13:41 - ENGLAND V ALL BLACKS - REVIEW AND THE JOE MARLER HAKA SITUATION

    23:22 - Introduce Will Genia

    25:10 - Hazing Will Genia

    26:36 - Will Genia on his time in Japan

    30:24 - Will’s opinion on the current Wallabies team

    35:50 - Will on what it is like to play in the Northern Hemisphere

    38:15 - KOKO Spring Tour plug

    39:36 - Start, Bench and Drop

    40:47 - Easy Times Brewing Co plug

    41:01 - Will Genia on Joseph Sua’ali’i

    43:53 - ENGLAND V WALLABIES - PREVIEW

    53:27 - IRELAND V ALL BLACKS - PREVIEW

    59:32 - WALES V FIJI - PREVIEW

    01:02:22 - SCOTLAND V SOUTH AFRICA - PREVIEW

    01:04:08 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

    01:09:13 - The KOKO Christmas Special in Orange

    01:10:10 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

    01:12:44 - Close of the show


    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


    Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.


    AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

    EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us


    Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/


    BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com


    Make sure you follow us on all socials:


    INSTA: @kickoffskickons

    TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons

    YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons

    TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons


    If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected].


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  • WE'RE BACK! The KOKO Crew return refreshed and reborn with a no guest nonsense.

    WE'RE BACK! The KOKO Crew return refreshed and reborn with a no guest nonsense.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on The KOKO Show the lads are back after a much needed hiatus, filled with meditation retreats, prostate exams and day trips to their local VIP gaming facilities. All in all it is fair to say that they are back with a renewed energy for life and the sole mindset of delivering to you our beautiful fans a just above average entertainment experience. With this being our first episode back on the horse after a break we thought let's not burden our beautiful minds with the pressures of a special guest, but rather let’s see this wild beast of a ‘no guest nonsense’ show organically grow to thoroughly encompass both the joys of rugby union and the unrivalled shenanigans deep within us all.


    Thanks to MYER this show is able to remain on the air and this week they kept the lights on so we can give you a full preview of the upcoming spring/autumn tours where us the salty Southerners will once again pull the pants down of some Northern nobodys in dramatic Test Match fashion. In this episode we give you a full run sheet of how each team plans to ‘Schmidt it in’ north of the invisible line whilst also preparing the residence of the UK and Ireland for their impending arrival to the ‘Motherland’ for our highly anticipated KOKO Spring Tour brought to you by MIXR and the WRU.


    Plus, our sun kissed studs show off their exquisite summer ready loot from MYER in another masterful mixed bag Match Fit. We also sing our praises for the gorgeous humans at Easy Times Brewing Co for their delightfully delicious and drinkable drops and of course you can't have beer without a BBQ, so we give a massive thanks to BeefEater and AppliancesOnline for their continual support.


    So please raise your hands if you have missed us! Well we are back whether you like it or not and we are after only one thing and that is to be ‘Kings of the Noth’. As the Wallabies make tracks beyond the great divide to set the record straight, KOKO will be there every step of the way. As we have always said “When they Schmidt, we Schmidt, let’s all Schmidt it in together”.

    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


    Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.


    TIMECODES:

    00:00 - Start of the show and thanking MYER

    02:53 - Introductions

    05:12 - What have the boys did in the break and Easy Times Brewing Co plug

    12:10 - Northern Hemisphere KOKO Tour

    16:20 - Dubai Sevens Show plug

    18:17 - WALLABIES preview and Joseph Sua’ali’i

    31:32 - ALL BLACKS preview and review of the Japan match

    38:37 - SPRINGBOKS preview

    44:48 - ARGENTINA preview

    47:43 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

    54:37 - The Wallaroos recap after winning WXV2

    57:38 - Rocky Elsom

    01:00:10 - Northern Hemisphere Legends

    01:05:00 - Super Sizzlers brought to you by BeefEater

    01:07:42 - KOKO final show in Orange

    01:11:57 - Dear Drew

    01:25:22 - Close of the show


    AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

    EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us


    Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/


    BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com


    Make sure you follow us on all socials:


    INSTA: @kickoffskickons

    TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons

    YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons

    TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons


    If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected].


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  • ‘BIG DELL’ delivers a world class performance as he takes KOKO for a spin.

    ‘BIG DELL’ delivers a world class performance as he takes KOKO for a spin.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on The KOKO Show we say farewell to The Rugby Championship and we congratulate the Springboks on their first win in 5 years, as well as acknowledging their charmingly chunky trophy case. Soon it is our belief Rassie will need a rental space to stash all their hard earned and metabolically manifested hardware from across the globe. In order to put a neat little bow on this Southern Hemisphere slugfest of Test Match rugby we get the boys to grade all the nations in the TRC on how they performed in the past six games and where they stack up as they head north for their respective spring tours. Whilst we talk about our little friends north of the Equator, the KOKO Crew drop the dates and details for their hotly anticipated spring time tour, as the lads get ready to ruthlessly rumble with live shows in Cardiff, London, Edinburgh and Dublin. So please head to our website for all the necessary information, so you the punter can be part of this debaucherous descent on the UK and Ireland.


    As we take a little step back from the Test Match arena this week, we decided that there is no greater distraction from the ebbs and flows of footy than our next very special guest. If you ever need to fill a pod from whistle to whistle then this bloke is your answer, because when he gets tired talking about himself he has every expectation that you will pick up the baton and continue this self-centered lovefest. This larger than life loveable larrikin stopped by KOKO HQ for an unforgettable session and turned this once quaint and humble rugby show into the throbbing hog it has always wanted to be. So please put your hands together for this full time fucking legend and part time grumpy bastard. He is a big, bald, beautiful Brisbane boy and he is The KOKO Show’s Mt Everest, it is the one and only Mr Wendell Sailor.


    However, in between all these delightfully Dell infused discussions we find some time to show our major sponsor MYER some love with a masterfully manicured mixed bag ‘Match Fit’. Plus, we sucked back on a couple of lagers from Easy Times Beer Co and discussed our ‘Super Sizzlers’ for the week thanks to our dear friends at BeefEater and Appliances Online. So if you are in need for a little trip down ‘Degenerate Drive’ to really loosen the shackles and get amped for summer then this show is the one for you. It is time for another episode of Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    Timecodes:

    00:00 - Start of the show

    05:07 - Introduce the boys

    10:08 - TRC rankings and report cards

    18:47 - The KOKO Spring Tour plug

    24:08 - Introduce Wendell Sailor

    26:16 - Rooming with Dell on tour and taking your money

    36:00 - Wendell’s greatest footy memories

    38:19 - Wendell discusses what is harder league or union

    44:42 - Wendell playing for the Waratahs at Suncorp

    47:47 - When did Wendell play his perfect game?

    54:24 - What happened when Dell go suspended for 2 years

    01:03:34 - Easy Time Beer Co plug

    01:05:33 - Drew talking about when Wendell used to come and stay

    01:07:36 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

    01:18:34 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

    01:29:16 - The KOKO Quiz

    01:45:24 - Close of the show


    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


    Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.


    AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

    EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us


    Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/


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  • Springboks win the 2024 TRC at home and the All Blacks sweep up the Bledisloe Cup.

    Springboks win the 2024 TRC at home and the All Blacks sweep up the Bledisloe Cup.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on ‘The KOKO Match Review’ the boys are up bright and early nursing sore heads and weary eyes to give you ‘ra ra’ roundup like no other. We will fine-tooth comb our way through Bledisloe two, where the All Blacks were pushed to the edge early by a brave and willing Wallabies team in windy Wellington. After getting off to a fast start this week the Wallabies mounted significant pressure, but when push came to shove, the points came a lot easier for the big brutal boys from the land of the long white cloud. The papers and social clips will read that the Wallabies went down two to nil in the Bledisloe Cup, but it is clear to the naked eye that our ‘Gangsters of Gold’ are putting in a ‘Schmidt’ tonne effort and are progressing nicely. 


    With the TRC on the line it would be reckless of The KOKO Crew not to address the neat little treat in Nelspruit between the Springboks and Pumas. Although the Pumas had a snowflake's chance in hell to hold the TRC title in their sassy South American hands, it was the banging Boks in the end that got up really big for Eben Etzebeth in his record breaking match. The ‘Green Goblins’ of gritty rugby proved way too strong at home for the pedestrian Pumas, claiming their much deserved place at the tippy top of The Rugby Championship. 


    So if you are rising slowly this fine morning muttering the words “Sundays are for Swoop” then throw on your coziest crotchless pants and listen to our dulcet tones to get you really hot and heavy. It is time for ‘The KOKO Match Review’. 


    00:00 - Intros

    02:18 - Springboks v Los Pumas

    12:07 - Wallabies v All Blacks

    20:49 - KOKO Beers for Sale - go to www.kickoffsandkickons.com


    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


    Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.


    AUSTRALIA - https://www.appliancesonline.com.au/brand/beefeater

    EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us


    Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/


    BUY YOUR KOKO MERCHANDISE AND TICKETS RIGHT NOW - www.kickoffsandkickons.com


    Make sure you follow us on all socials:


    INSTA: @kickoffskickons

    TWITTER/X: @kickoffskickons

    YOUTUBE: @kickoffsandkickons

    TIKTOK: @kickoffskickons


    If you do want to talk about sponsorship or anything business related then please do get in touch with us [email protected].


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  • Stephen ‘Beaver’ Donald joins KOKO to discuss the Bledisloe nail-biter and Bok’s loss to Los Pumas.

    Stephen ‘Beaver’ Donald joins KOKO to discuss the Bledisloe nail-biter and Bok’s loss to Los Pumas.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on The KOKO Show we take a long hard look at round five of The Rugby Championship, a weekend that saw the giddy guys of gold push the All Blacks to the edge in Bledisloe one, as well as the World Champion blazing Boks getting pantsed by the prideful Pumas in a one point thriller. These games are broken down and picked apart by the KOKO Crew as if they were vultures on a sun baked Kudu carcass lying in the middle of the Serengeti.


    To help us through this delectable feast of footy filled fabulousness, we have called in the big guns. This fella is one of New Zealand's favourite and somewhat forgotten sons, In 2011 he was the first-five that went from whitebait fishing to World Cup winning. So, please put your hands together for the wholesome hairy Beaver, the Waikato Wizard and the only man to ooze sexy with the middle name Rexy, Mr Stephen Donald. In this week’s episode Beaver takes across the ditch to see what the classy Kiwis are saying about their side's sub-par performance over the weekend, whilst also lifting the lid on what appears to be the start of a footy fuelled national crisis in New Zealand.


    With all this sporting sensationalism hooked straight to our veins, the boys felt it was pertinent to spend a little time to show MYER our major sponsor some love with a perfectly fierce, flashy and spectacularly ‘sigma’ mixed bag ‘Match Fit. Plus, we go around again with our meaty mates from BeefEater, serving up some serious ‘Super Sizzlers’ and the lads issue a big thanks to our purveyor of mothers milk Easy Times Beer Co for quenching the needs of four thirsty men.


    On top of all this we roll out a couple of fan fables on the ‘Dear Drew’ hotline and we bring back a juicy ‘Northern Hemisphere Legends’ as the top-halfers go ham for footy once again. So get out your paints, don your smocks and dust off the old easel, we want you to paint us like one of your French girls, as this porous pod sinks to brand new lows. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    00:00 - Start of the show

    09:40 - Easy Times Beer Co. ‘The KOKO Premium Mid Larger’ special cans

    19:45 - Dear Drew segment - The KOKO Hotline

    27:00 - KOKO is off to the Dubai Sevens - get your tickets at www.emiratesdubai7s.com.

    33:13 - Introducing Stephen ‘Beaver’ Donald

    35:57 - WALLABIES V ALL BLACKS REVIEW

    41:07 - Stephen on the progress of the current All Blacks team

    49:00 - Playing Barbarians with Stephen Donald

    56:31 - The KOKO Quiz

    01:04:20 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

    01:07:35 - ARGENTINA V SOUTH AFRICA REVIEW

    01:16:37 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

    01:19:12 - Northern Hemisphere Legends

    01:24:23 - The MANSCAPED promo

    01:26:02 - Socials & website plug

    01:07:06 - Close of the show


    Big thanks to MYER for their support & remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


    Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods & fridges.


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    EUROPE - https://beefeaterbbqeurope.co.uk/pages/contact-us


    Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco & get your KOKO beer from https://easytimes.beer/koko


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  • The Wallabies go very close against the All Blacks and the Boks are finally BEATEN by the Pumas.

    The Wallabies go very close against the All Blacks and the Boks are finally BEATEN by the Pumas.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week in the ‘KOKO Match Review’ the boys peel back the layers on the All Blacks Bledisloe Cup victory in Sydney and they also have a little gander at top of the TRC tussle between Argentina and the Springboks. In James Slipper’s record breaking 140th cap for his country, it was the men from the land of the long white cloud that started fast against the wasteful Wallabies, stacking on the 21 unanswered in the first 15 minutes. Despite a brave and gutsy comeback from our ‘Gladiators in Gold’ in the second half, the early All Black rampage had us Aussies pushing ‘Schmidt’ uphill. It might be another ‘L’ in the results column for the Wallabies, but the KOKO Crew discuss at length the strengths and pitfalls of this young Aussie side heading into game two in Wellington.


    The fellas also find a morsel time to touch on the ‘Big Boy’ bout between Argentina and South Africa. In a match where the stakes were sky high for both sides in relation to their TRC title hopes, but it was the punishing Pumas that went full alpha and said “hold my Malbec”, as they tightened up the TRC race heading into the final round in Nelspruit. With the Bled locked up at Razor’s ranch and the TRC crown still up for grabs, it is time for the men of KOKO to bathe in the delicacies and nuances of our beautiful game, please enjoy another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.


    Timestamps:

    00:00 - Hello and welcome

    00:15 - Los Pumas v Springboks

    07:42 - Wallabies v All Blacks


    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


    Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.


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    Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/


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  • Aaron Smith is quick to the breakdown on KOKO serving up delicious nuggets ahead of Bledisloe one.

    Aaron Smith is quick to the breakdown on KOKO serving up delicious nuggets ahead of Bledisloe one.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on The KOKO Show we set the scene for round five of the TRC, bigging up all things Bledisloe Cup and how the Wallabies can leave a hypothetical bag of flaming Schmidt on the All Black’s doorstep. Despite the Trans-Tasman tussle being the centerpiece this weekend, we also give the Argentina v South Africa title race match a little love, debating whether the prancing Pumas have what it takes at home to pull down some silky Springbok slacks.


    In order to enhance all this glorious rugby chat we have enlisted the help of one of the greatest Kiwis to ever do it. He might be small in stature but boy was he big in the ‘pain in the arse’ department, he is the puny punisher from Palmerston North and the Herculean halfback who broke Aussie hearts for fun. Please welcome our favourite little deep fried delicacy Mr Aaron ‘Nuggy’ Smith. On the show, Nuggy breaks down what it's like watching the All Blacks from afar, how he sees the Bledisloe Cup panning out and lifts the lid on the terrifying fact that his International playing days might not be over.


    With all this manic footy preparation surrounding the KOKO Crew we spare a little time to show MYER our major sponsor some love with a perfectly curated, elegantly electric and decadently drenched mixed bag ‘Match Fit. Plus, we welcome back our meaty mates from BeefEater and the lads issue a big thanks to our new beer/mothers milk provider Easy Times Beer Co out of Brisbane.


    On top of all this fiscal fanfare we fill this fallow week with three new spectacular segments which include, ‘Sundays are for Swoop’, ‘Get fit with Gits’ and ‘Dear Drew: The KOKO Hotline’. So sit back, lather yourself in coconut oil, sit in the sun and sizzle in the serenity of our podcasting putridness. They say there is nothing healthy about our show, but fuck me it is always a wild ride. It’s time for an all new Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    TIMECODES - 

    00:00 - Start of the show 

    03:09 - Shout out to MYER

    04:03 - Introduce the boys 

    14:00 - We have a beer sponsor thanks to Early Times Beer Co.

    20:07 - Rugby Roundup Part 1 - Argentina v Springboks preview and predictions

    30:43 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

    49:08 - Introduce special guest Aaron Smith

    55:19 - Rugby Roundup Part 2 - Australia v New Zealand preview and predictions

    57:51 - Aaron’s opinion on the current All Blacks

    01:08:44 - Start, bench and drop with Aaron Smith

    01:12:27 - Aaron’s prediction for Bledisloe one

    01:22:39 - The Wallabies returning to the squad - Paisami and McReight 

    01:23:38 - The boys predict the result of Bledisloe one.

    01:27:47 - Super Sizzler brought to you by BeefEater

    01:31:40 - Close of the show   


    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


    Cheers also to BeefEater for coming back on board with KOKO, please check out their websites to see their great selection of BBQ's, rangehoods and fridges.


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    Finally a massive thanks to our new beer sponsor, Easy Times Beer Co. Check them out on their socials @easytimes.beerco and their website https://easytimes.beer/


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  • Wallabies HUMILIATED by Los Pumas, the Boks do it again and KOKO welcomes in the Hello Sport boys.

    Wallabies HUMILIATED by Los Pumas, the Boks do it again and KOKO welcomes in the Hello Sport boys.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on the KOKO Show we got down and dirty with Australian content royalty, Tom and Eddy from the Hello Sport Podcast were kind enough to open up their studio and minds to be used and abused by this poor excuse of a show. We talk about everything from the seasonal nature of rosé, the correlation between sports administration and dumpling consumption and the current standing of Union in the Australian sporting landscape. There is nothing quite like talking footy fables with new friends, all while sipping on a tangy little tequila.


    Plus, the boys break down the medium rare Argentinian ass whooping the Wallabies received over in Santa Fe, pulling no punches as they unpack why we sucked, how we sucked and who sucked the most. However, on the other side of every World Record pride pounding there sits the victor and boy didn’t those Argies turn up the heat on our Aussie lads, until they were done like a dinner. Alas, as Australians, we get back on the horse, we go again and we try not to let the All Blacks make it 68-27.


    Despite being an Australian show, it would be remiss of us not to debate the big dog duel between South Africa and New Zealand. It was the footy version of Foreman v Ali, Swoop v the elusive feature and Gits v saturated fats, minute to minute this grind of a match proved in the end why the Springboks are World Rugby’s benchmark.


    So if you are a Wallabies fan and you are feeling a little down, a touch blue and you are onto your third bottle of Savvy B, we just say don't sweat the small stuff, the nation always needs a tidy right after the Schmidt hits the fan. So pick up the baby wipes, arm yourselves with windex and press play on the KOKO Show. Let’s clean up Australian Rugby together! It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    TIMECODES

    00:00 - Start of the show

    00:50 - Introduction

    05:22 - Introduce the Wallabies

    07:35 - Introduction for the Hello Sports

    11:29 - Hello Sport gives The KOKO Show podcasting tips

    12:49 - Sports admin, dumplings and the fact that Peter V’landys is a seafood guy

    15:20 - How union and league went different directions in 2003

    17:36 - Rugby union pokie machine idea

    20:49 - The boys talk about how Aussie rugby is growing

    22:48 - Why don’t people like seeing a national rugby team do well

    27:09 - The tough mentality of other teams in World Rugby

    28:37 - Do we need more league players in rugby union?

    36:30 - Which cartoon characters are you sexually attracted to?

    40:21 - The shared love for dad jokes and the hatred for public speaking

    45:22 - Sydney Live Show plug

    46:04 - Hell Sport guys depart

    46:13 - Reflecting on the chat with the Hello Sport guys

    57:08 - The boys having a crack at Swoop for not doing the ‘Match Review’

    49:59 - Drew shows off the new merch

    51:24 - Match Fit brought to you by MYER

    54:42 - Rugby Roundup - Argentina v Wallabies review

    01:09:55 - Rugby Roundup - South Africa v All Blacks review

    01:17:49 - Other International rugby scores

    01:18:56 - The KOKO Quiz

    01:23:53 - Thanks to MYER

    01:24:17 - Socials plug and close of the show


    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


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  • Wallabies WORST ever defeat! Springboks beat All Blacks again.

    Wallabies WORST ever defeat! Springboks beat All Blacks again.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons
    The Wallabies fell a long way short in Santa Fe against Los Pumas, unable to double down on their gritty win in the rain last week. The injury embattled ‘Boys of Gold’ got completely and utterly outplayed by the hosts in the second forty, as the Pumas piled on the points for fun. Plus, we also touch on that Cape Town ‘crunch-a-thon’, as the lads from the land of the long white cloud lose two on the trot to the blistering Boks. In a week where Australia stands as one to congratulate James Slipper for tying George Gregan’s all-time Aussie caps record, the ‘KOKO Crew’ are here right after the action to give you some hot takes, juicy tips and tangy touchpoints all wrapped up in a comprehensively disappointing review of some toe tickling Test Footy. Despite the early start on our end, the lads promise they are only three bloody marys deep and they are ready to rock your rugby related senses all morning long. So if you are up at the crack of dawn buffing an chiseling that slinky summer bod or just soaking in some self-blame from a Sunday morning walk of shame, just forget the world, pop two nurofen and wash it down with a good swig of luke warm KOKO. That’s right, it’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.

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  • Bryan Habana flies by The KOKO Show for the very 'first' time ever.

    Bryan Habana flies by The KOKO Show for the very 'first' time ever.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on The KOKO Show we dive right back into the magical ecosystem that is The Rugby Championship season, nourishing our bodies with a gritty ‘Top Schmidt’ Wallabies win and nibbling on the big dog battle that saw the Springboks prevail over the All Blacks. With so much mouthwatering footy on the menu, it is only right that we pick both carcasses clean, like the analytical vultures we are. With the Wallabies well and truly back in the winners circle the lads bathe in the radiant aura of victory and boy it does it feel good. This episode Swoop was loud, Biv had his finger on the pulse, Gits was happy and Prof was Prof, giving you our beautiful fans a well rounded trip through the unforgiving yet always rewarding tundra that is International Rugby.


    Plus, to help us deliver this sensory overload for your eyes and ears, we were joined by one of the greatest to ever lace them up. He is the Joburg Joker, the tip-toeing tech tycoon and the only bloke that can make racing animals and planes for money look cool. It is of course our South African sidekick Mr Bryan Habana.


    With Spring now sprung and the mercury rising, the boys in partnership with our beautiful friends at MYER give our fashion focused fans a little taste of what to wear in warmer months in another mixed bag ‘Match Fit’. So flip out your shopping channel deck chair, get that coconut oil in all of your deepest crevices and soak up some springtime sun, with your four favourite flogs nattering in your head. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    TIMECODES:

    00:00 - Start of the show

    04:48 - Shout out to MYER

    05:57 - Intro the boys

    07:46 - Spring Tour plug

    08:33 - Weekend recap and Shute Shield Final recap

    11:56 - Sydney Live Show shout out

    14:17 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER

    21:01 - Rugby Roundup part 1 - Argentina v Wallabies

    43:37 - Fat Man Scoop tribute

    45:57 - Agustin Creevy tribute for his last game

    47:50 - Introduce Bryan Habana

    54:29 - Rugby Roundup part 2 - South Africa v New Zealand

    55:58 - Bryan on the Springbok’s fearless character

    57:55 - The boys showing Kwagga Smith some love

    59:38 - Bryan talking about his connection with the current team

    01:02:41 - This Springbok team is bringing the nation together

    01:05:00 - Which cartoon character was Bryan attracted to?

    01:05:58 - Bryan on Joe van Niekerk

    01:08:22 - Bryan’s arrival in Toulon

    01:09:26 - Bryan on the current All Blacks side

    01:13:57 - Bryan on the Springbok’s questioning the Wallabies integrity

    01:18:00 - The KOKO Quiz

    01:23:57 - Start one, bench one and drop one - Bryan Habana edition

    01:25:30 - Close of the show


    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


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  • The willing Wallabies defeat Los Pumas and spirited Springboks comeback vs ambushed All Blacks

    The willing Wallabies defeat Los Pumas and spirited Springboks comeback vs ambushed All Blacks

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    The under siege Wallabies went to South America looking to right some wrongs after two losses to the Springboks and boy did they answer their critics against the Argies. These Aussie battlers put in 80 of your toughest minutes to get back into the winners circle in La Plata. Plus, we will touch on the momentous comeback by the Springboks to defeat the All Blacks in the World Cup Final rematch in Johannesburg. The KOKO Crew are back once again to tango and tease your beautiful minds, whilst giving you all their intellectual insights and medium rare morsels from this weekend's games. Despite the boys battling through substantial hangovers and Argentinian level meat sweats, we always deliver on our big, bad and bold bonus content. So if you have just woken up from a Maradona inspired night out and your hair is looking ‘Messi’, just plug in your headphones, throw on KOKO and let ‘the hand of God’ massage out all of your aches and pains. That’s right, it’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.


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  • Lote Tuqiri triggers a shark alarm on KOKO as he swims in for some smashing stories.

    Lote Tuqiri triggers a shark alarm on KOKO as he swims in for some smashing stories.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on the KOKO Show we are joined by a code hopping hooligan, he is one of the greatest to ever play on the wing in either code. This Fijian born flyer has a penchant for a good nap, carving up the dance floor to Usher and spear tackling Richie McCaw in a Test Match. So please put your hands together for the Sunny Bank sensation, a man who went bang at the Broncos and then titillated at the Tahs, he was alway the smoothest on the park and that's why they call him the Shark. It is the one and only Mr Lote Tuqiri.


    Plus, with this past week being a fallow weekend for footy, we turned our attention to bigging up the Wallabies trip to Argentina and the clash of the titans in South Africa when the All Blacks try to play spoiler against the Springboks. On top of all of that we take a little peek at the grassroots level as we preview the Shute Shield Final between Eastern Suburbs and Northern Suburbs in the NSW domestic competition.


    Lastly, but certainly not leastly we pay homage to the beautiful people at MYER, as we celebrate all the ‘Daddys’ out there with a little appreciation and exploration of ‘Spring Newness’. So strip off your layers as the sun reemerges from the chains of Winter, get out your antihistamines as Spring readies to fuck up your sinuses and just enjoy the dulcet tones of the KOKO Crew. It is time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    TIMECODES

    00:00 - Start of the show

    05:05 - Introduce the boys

    08:00 - Talking about the Shute Shield

    09:09 - Live show plug for Sydney and reflecting on the Canberra live show

    11:00 - Catching up on the weekend

    16:14 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER

    24:10 - Introduce Lote Tuqiri

    29:45 - Lote talking about the Drua’s influence on the Fiji national team

    30:53 - What happened to Lote’s hair?

    33:24 - Lote on how the current Wallabies can get more creative

    38:15 - Lote on players switching from league to union

    39:27 - Lote on why he came to rugby union

    42:17 - Lote giving Sam Norton-Knight a shove at the Waratahs

    43:36 - Start, Bench and Drop - The Lote edition

    49:00 - Sam Norton-Knight knocks Gits out

    51:00 - 2005 Wallabies Cannibal-Gate story in South Africa

    54:00 - The boys say farewell to Lote Tuqiri

    56:08 - Argentina v Wallabies Preview

    01:02:54 - Holiday Swoop’s Hot Spots

    01:04:04 - South Africa v All Blacks Preview

    01:11:51 - TRC Champions predictions

    01:12:52 - What's Drewing - Profs head cut

    01:18:27 - Fan led Spring Tour plug and billet stories

    01:22:46 - KOKO Quiz- one question challenge

    01:24:46 - 40K Subscribers and 2 million views landmarks reached

    01:25:49 - KOKO merch plug

    01:27:05 - Close of the show


    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


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  • Joe van Niekerk leads us in a guided meditation of enlightenment and all things Rugby Championship.

    Joe van Niekerk leads us in a guided meditation of enlightenment and all things Rugby Championship.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on The KOKO Show we take you on a necessary journey of self-discovery and spiritual enlightenment. We are joined this week by a man that consistently played footy at the highest level and then after retirement decided to live at an even higher one. He has played 52 caps for the Springboks and he was the ‘legend face’ of Toulon Rugby, a man that draws you in with his warmth and unwavering energy, it is of course the father of flow and the patron of ‘pura vida’, Mr Joe van Niekerk. In this week’s episode the KOKO Crew get taken in a slightly different direction, we delve into the trials and tribulations of life after footy and what it means to find your ‘self’ post retirement.


    With all that being said we still found time to dish you up a “succulent Chinese meal” of TRC content as we break down the Wallabies second defeat at the hands of the Green Machine in Perthfotein. Plus, we have a little gander at how the All Blacks took Los Pumas to the Garden of Eden and showed them how the big boys play. On top of all this yummy podtent, MYER is back in the fold presenting you with another deliciously fashionable instalment of ‘Match Fit’ and our dear friends at MANSCAPED AU allowed swoop to go hammer and tong at Biv’s bits.


    So find your flow, open up your mind's eye and let this white light podcasting excellence fill your every orifice. This week we are aligning your chakras, whilst derailing everything else. It’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    TIMECODES - 1 min 10 seconds

    00:00 - Start of the show

    01:56 - Boks Office collab recap

    02:41 - Introducing the boys

    05:00 - Weekend recaps

    08:39 - Live Show plug

    10:20 - Defender and IHG plugs

    13:15 - Wallabies v Springboks review

    20:04 - ‘KOKO Match Review’ plug

    21:27 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER

    27:19 - Introducing Joe van Niekerk

    30:24 - Joe getting inducted into the Toulon Hall of Fame

    31:27 - Joe talking about becoming a dad

    34:56 - Joe talking about the current Springboks

    35:47 - The boys talk about playing with Joe in Toulon

    38:05 - Joe talking about what it was like playing with Drew and Gits.

    39:56 - Joe on finding his identity after rugby

    45:37 - Joe talking about the difference between old Joe and new Joe

    47:57 - The boys talking about how finishing footy is a challenge

    51:59 - Gits wants to know which cartoon character Joe is attracted to

    53:07 - The boys discuss their favourite rugby memories.

    58:03 - Start one, bench one and drop one

    59:19 - Joe’s advice to young rugby players coming through

    01:01:30 - Joe’s current mindfulness workshops

    01:07:15 - Is Aussie rugby using past players to help the current team?

    01:11:09 - Saying goodbye to Joe van Niekerk

    01:13:26 - Spring Tour expression of interest

    01:14:40 - All Blacks v Argentina review

    01:19:26 - Manscaped sponsorship segment ‘Back Burning by Biv’

    01:25:35 - The KOKO Quiz - one question only

    01:27:13 - Close of the show


    Big thanks to MYER for their support and remember you can buy everything you saw on the show from you local MYER or online - https://www.myer.com.au


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  • KOKO Match Review: The stylish and silky Springboks break the Wallabies hearts in the wild weather out West.

    KOKO Match Review: The stylish and silky Springboks break the Wallabies hearts in the wild weather out West.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons
    The embattled Wallabies went down swinging once again at the hands of the big bad Boks in weather more fitting for a day at ‘Wet n Wild World’ rather than a footy match. The KOKO Crew are back once again like a pack of hungry news reporters with absolutely no journalistic integrity to give you all their spicy takes and tasty touch points from Saturday's game. Although, we can't promise 100% accurate information, we can deliver unwavering charisma and unapologetic Aussie bias. So if you are stuck in a Wallaby induced mine shaft of depression, climb back out and soak up some Aussie spirit, swim with a whale shark and chug some of Margaret River’s finest. Just remember it is always darkest before the Wallabies ‘Schmidt it in’ again. It’s time for another dose of the ‘KOKO Match Review’.

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  • The Rugby Collab of the Century - The KOKO Show goes straight to the Boks Office.

    The Rugby Collab of the Century - The KOKO Show goes straight to the Boks Office.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week we bring you a match made by the game they play in heaven. This collaboration has one rugby podcasting powerhouse
and us. When we talk of amazing combinations, we think of wine and cheese, latex and fun and sriracha on anything. That is right, our humble little KOKO is going absolutely loco as we join forces with the ‘Boks Office’. The KOKO Crew are joined by Hanyani Shimange, Schalk Burger and Jean de Villiers to break down the Wallabies v Springboks ‘Schmidt show’ in Brisbane, as well as looking forward to the redemption match in Perth.


    Despite all the Test footy going on in the Southern Hemisphere, we made sure we had some time to ‘jol’ with the ‘Boks Office’ lads about old stories, memories on tour and the current state of Australian Rugby. So fire up your braai, pour yourself a brandy and put two hands on your boerewors, this KOKO collab is going to be a lekker ride. It's time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.          


    TIMECODES 

    00:00 - Start of the show 

    01:17 - Introduce Shimmy and the collaboration episode

    02:10 - Introduce Schalk Burger and Jean de Villiers

    03:00 - South Africa’s performance at the Olympics 

    04:08 - KOKO Live Show plug

    05:15 - Wallabies v South Africa review 

    08:11 - Jean talking about where Australian Rugby is at currently

    09:03 - Schalk talking about Tony Brown’s influence on the Springbok attack

    10:06 - Schalk’s story about Justin Harrison

    11:16 - The innovative play style of the Springboks

    12:48 - The panel discusses the Wallabies discipline and set piece issues

    17:25 - The presence of the Springbok’s hard edge in all facets of the game

    20:35 - Jean talking about Joe Schmidt’s expectations for Australia

    21:45 - All Blacks v Argentina review 

    24:26 - The ‘Boks Office’ boys on how New Zealand continually regenerates their team

    27:32 - Can Argentina push South Africa?

    29:03 - How long will this Springbok squad stay together?

    32:17 - Defender plug

    32:49 - Start one, bench one and drop one

    35:21 - Close to part 1 of the show and point to part 2 on the ‘Boks Office’


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  • KOKO Match Review: The big and brutal Boks make light work of the outpaced and outplayed Wallabies.

    KOKO Match Review: The big and brutal Boks make light work of the outpaced and outplayed Wallabies.

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    The Wallabies got well and truly manhandled by the number one ranked Springbok team in Brisvegas. The KOKO Crew are there like the little posties from ‘Oliver Twist’ giving you all their hot takes fresh off the press. The boys deliver some post match thoughts, theories and vital takeaways from the game, whilst being accurate and honest amidst the excitement of big boy Test rugby. So when you are done waxing lyrical about our great Southern Land or fighting your way into the Caxton for an ice cold rumbo, just throw an air-pod in and drink up the magic that is the ‘KOKO Match Review’.


    Timecodes:

    00:00 - Introduction

    00:50 - Initial reactions

    03:50 - Springboks tactics

    07:18 - Where do the Wallabies need to improve?

    09:39 - Positives to take from the game

    11:10 - South Africa dominate on and off the field

    13:22 - Silver linings for next week

    17:27 - Argentina beat All Blacks in Wellington


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  • A huge Rugby Championship preview and an unwanted surprise for Matt Giteau

    A huge Rugby Championship preview and an unwanted surprise for Matt Giteau

    · Kick Offs and Kick Ons

    This week on the KOKO Show the crew headed down the Hume Highway to surprise our little leader upon his return from the land of the free and the home of the brave. That is right, we went full bloody stealth mode to ensure the unofficial King of Canberra got the serenade he deserved fresh off his business class flight home.


    Thanks to our special guest and former Wallaby Ben Alexander and his team at ‘The Dock’ in Canberra we had a fun little get together in front of Goit’s family and friends. We cover all things ra ra in the lead up to the start of the TRC focusing on the Wallabies matchup against the Springboks and touching on the All Blacks v Argentina clash. Gone are the ghosts of July series past and now it is time for the big dawgs to eat, woof, woof, woof baby.


    Plus, in partnership with our headline sponsor MYER we serve up another mouth watering ‘Match Fit’ segment and this time it comes with undertones of capital chic, parliamentary poise and world leader wonderment. So get comfy in the backbench and play nicely with your ballot box as we crawl deep inside your cabinet. This time we cross the floor and knock down the ACT’s door, it’s time for Kick Offs and Kick Ons.


    Timecodes:

    00:00 - Start of the show and surprise explanation 

    03:00 - Gits’ arrival

    04:20 - Welcome Gits to the show 

    09:23 - MYER Sponsorship plug

    10:10 - Weekend recap

    13:58 - The KOKO Olympics Wrap

    27:35 - Introduce Ben Alexander

    25:00 - Story about Ben Alexander punching Swoop

    37:02 - Ben Alexander’s take on the current Wallabies

    38:12 - WALLABIES V SPRINGBOKS PREVIEW

    41:51 - Who would be Ben Alexander’s starting front row

    45:56 - Post match reaction show plug after Wallabies v Springboks

    47:00 - Other rugby news 

    49:25 - ALL BLACKS V ARGENTINA PREVIEW

    58:50 - ‘Match Fit’ brought to you by MYER

    01:06:56 - Ben Alexander’s charity work 

    01:11:14 - The King of Canberra KOKO Quiz

    01:19:48 - Website and socials plug 

    01:20:28 - Two live shows are announced

    01:21:34 - Hugo gets up and sings

    01:24:28 - What is Gits doing next in his career?

    01:27:47 - Close of the show


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