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What's good, Mama Bears?! This week Kierstin Reszka and Blandy Cobbles are wrapping up their mid-season with a conversation about size. Maybe yours is teeny tiny or perhaps it's you know, not. The important thing here as that it's just right for you! We're not talking about chairs made for bears who are being burgled by a weirdo little girl with insufficient adult supervision and we're not even talking about penises, you silly goose. We're talking about family size!_____________________________________Sources used in this episode: What Couples with Children Argue About Most by Nicholas Zill on Institute For Family Studies--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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Happy Wednesday, Mama Bears! Today, Blandy Cobbles is talking the holidays and how to make sure you don't mess them up really, really bad to the point where your kids hate you for the rest of their lives and seek therapy because of your crappy gift-giving skills. ___________________________Hey, we have a website right here! Wow! So shiny!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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[EXPLICIT] The ladies are back to discuss how spending time with your kids is self care. Kierstin has a lot of excuses per usual about why she was MIA from the podcast last week. Meanwhile, Blandy recalls a thrilling and dangerous encounter in the woods and Plevin reveals some disturbing behavior in this latest episode of Really Good Advice For New Moms.
Get excited, Mama Bears!
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What's up, Mama Bears? The Real Kierstin pops in to let ya'll know that the past week has been bananas and, consequently, Blandy, Kierstin and Plevin will be silent this week.
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Missing the girls? Go look at pictures of them on their poorly constructed website!
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Happy Hump Day, Mama Bears! Blandy's back from the comfort of a hospital bed to offer her Really Good Advice on how to handle missing your little one while you're at work. Meanwhile, Kierstin is ferret-sitting and it's not going swimmingly at all. Yikes!
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[EXPLICIT] Kierstin Reszka wants to know, have you taken a minute lately to listen to your body? Not just your stomach gurgles and weird throat groans but you know, the deep down stuff? In today's episode her and Blandy get learn to get curious about our body's cues instead of ignoring them to play video games all day. I mean parent! Parent! Because this is a podcast about how to parent.
Also, Plevin requests a controlled substance that rocks Kierstin and Blandy's world so hard that they both almost crap themselves.
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[EXPLICIT] In this week's Ask Blandy, Ms. Cobbles is thrown off her already shaky kilter when she accidentally reads a controversial email from a friend of the podcast. Kierstin Reszka only speaks five whole words in this episode so you won't have much to skip over in this bonus installment of Really Good Advice For New Moms. #parenting #satire #advice #comedy --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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[EXPLICIT] Is this really a podcast if we don't talk about therapy? Sorry guys this one isn't sponsored by any of your fave teletherapy companies. This is just Blandy Cobbles and Kierstin Reszka talking mental health for new moms as they get down and dirty about therapy and why new moms definitely need it. Or don't. If they can't afford it. We're not here to tell you what to do. I mean, we are, but by your own consent. Keep it real, Mama Bears!Affordable or Free Resources for Mental Health CareApps I Am - Daily Affirmations [FREE] Bloom - CBT Therapy & Self-Care [$60 per year] Calm - Meditation & Sleep Stories [FREE with paid options]Podcasts Mom & Mind for Pregnancy and Postpartum Mental Health with Dr. Kat M.O.M. Moms on Mental Health--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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[EXPLICIT] Listen up, Mama Bears! In today’s episode Kierstin dissects the concept of practicing self care by not giving a flying f*ck what other parents think about your own parenting style. Meanwhile, Blandy is, per usual, offended and Plevin’s language grows concerning. Sources used for this episode are here ✔️ https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/07/well/family/most-mothers-feel-judged-with-families-often-the-worst-critics.html--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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[EXPLICIT] Blandy’s got a mouthful for ya in this RGA minisode. Here, she answers the burning question: how do you tell your boss you’re pregnant? Her answers will NOT surprise you. Enjoy, sweet mama bears!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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Guess who’s back, mama bears! That’s right, the dynamic duo that brought you the absolute worst sound engineering possible is back with a brand new season for all your favorite new moms. This time the girls dig into that buzziest of buzz word(s) - self care. Plus, we’re introduced to a new person…?--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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Blandy’s step-sister Stacia gifts her a mic to keep her from asking for cash. Blandy still doesn’t know how to use it though, Kierstin is still MIA and the future of Really Good Advice is hanging from the ever loosening grip of an emotionally turbulent ferret enthusiast. #blandycobbles #kierstinreszka #reallygoodadvicefornewmoms --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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Shhhhh... the girls are back but don’t tell the internet police. In this blip of an “episode”, Blandy answers a listener question and records a phone call with Kierstin without her consent. The worst podcast about parenting is back and it’s about to get a whole lot scarier.--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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The worst advice about motherhood you’ve ever been given, you say? Bad news, Mama Bears. Kierstin Reszka and Blandy Cobbles are CANCELLED. Guess you’ll have to find another podcast to hate-binge 🤷♀️ #blandyiscancelledparty --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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Where in the world is Kierstin Reszka?! Not hosting Really Good Advice for New Moms, that’s for sure. Blandy goes it solo in the second to last episode of season one, giving step by step instructions on how to install a car seat with simple items like wood glue and bungee cords. Buckle up (or don’t) cuz it’s a wild ride!--- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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Is it okay to drink while breastfeeding? Craving alcohol / mommy juice big time? Time to clutch those pearls you bad mamajammas! It’s mocktail time with Blandy’s step-sister Stacia who is here explicitly to sell essential oils to Kierstin. #mocktails #mommyjuice #bossbabe --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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Blandy Cobbles and Kierstin Reszka join forces once again, this time to explore ideas for wrangling those negative feelings towards your partner that pop up after having a baby. It turns out that hating your husband after you have a baby is almost too normal. Let’s talk about it! Other topics include how to pronounce Penn Badgley’s name, Blandy’s mom’s meatloaf recipe and a fart. Strap in, Mama Bears, this ones sharp! --- Support this podcast: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/blandygivesgoodadvice/support
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Why doesn’t my husband help with the baby? Why is my husband so lazy? Why does my husband smell so bad? The ladies are back in action after a three month hiatus, with a very special episode on the topic of completely loathing your partner after the new baby has arrived. Other subjects covered include Burger King and Subway. #nottruecrime #notaboutcoronavirus
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