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Annie and Jess start the show talking about the British Bake Off and the fuel shortage that actually is not a fuel shortage. Then, they welcome their guest “Polly” to talk about polyamory! She goes way deep talking about how she met her partners, how she handles jealousy and setting boundaries in her partnerships, the difference between monogamy and polyamory, some challenges that have come up, and the important things to know if you are thinking about opening up your relationship.
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An update on the lovely yet odd lady in the pool, and a new dude that needs to stay in his own lane. Remember at the beginning of the pandemic when we went crazy over toilet paper? That was weird. Polly believes that she gets more fulfillment out of life with different partners meeting different needs, instead of depending on just one person to try and meet all of them. Polly explains how she met all of her current partners and the different dynamics between them. What is the difference between polyamory and monogamy, and polyamory and fetish or swinging parties? The importance of openness and honesty with your partners if you are considering being poly. Why bringing in a third person just to spice up your relationship may not be the right idea. Want to hear more about Polly’s fetishes and kinks? Make sure you tune back in just a few weeks in January!Quote:
“There’s a fuel shortage, but there’s actually no fuel shortage.” “I don’t think there’s anything that could shock me.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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The Great British Bake Off
90 Day Fiance
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Annie and Jess kick off this week talking about a weird dream including breastfeeding your dogs, and why we just don’t need to wear pants. Then Jess explains how she is more of a social moth than a butterfly, and they get ready to take a very quick but well-needed break. Then, they get into the topic of the week: contraception. They give their personal experiences, what to know when finding one right for you, and the side effects they have endured.
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Annie and Jess know they aren’t doctors! They are just sharing from their own personal experiences and hopefully entertaining you in the process. Men wince at the thought of getting snipped, but how bad is it compared to being on medication in your early teens? Birth control can have side effects that we are ashamed to talk about, but this is a safe space here. What birth control have Annie and Jess used? Are they on any now? How to give yourself a breast exam. It’s easy, safe, and part of a true self-care routine.Quote:
“I’m more of a social moth than a butterfly!”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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How Birth Control Changes Everything
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Episodi mancanti?
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Jess swears off alcohol (for now), and Annie gets a brand new car! Then, the ladies talk about mood swings, PMT, and how to get others to take you seriously when you’re always joking. They check the DM slides and answer some questions about drunk antics, dirty dates, and clitoral erections.
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Annie gets her first brand new car! Even with a heated steering wheel! If you are a man or partner of someone that menstruates, it may not make sense, but know that the whole process can be very annoying and uncomfortable. Thank you for your empathy. Annie and Jess talk about how much hormonal changes and PMT can affect the way we feel, think, and act. A DM slides about a missing condom, and a pube covered pizza box. What are the grossest things you’ve ever discovered dating someone? Yes, clitoral erections are a thing. Annie and Jess talk about their favorite way to orgasm, and read a listener story about their forehead being forever changed.Quote:
“Sometimes they just don’t think. Whoever your partner is. They don’t think.” “I don’t like anything going close to my hairline.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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Simba
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Jess is seeing a new guy, and takes him to a party where he gets very admired. This leads to a conversation about the difference between harmless flirting and being weird, and a question about when each of the ladies first did the deed. Then, Annie does some math as she and Jess calculate how many people they’ve been with, and share a sex position they would love to try and fun products that will make it even better.
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What is the true average of how many blo**jobs a man gets a week, and how many do they even want?! Annie and Jess talk about what age they were when they first had sex, and what they still remember from the experience. How many people have they slept with? Just don’t expect them to do math. What’s a sex position you would love to try? Have Annie and Jess done threesomes or group sex before? Do the ladies read erotic fiction? How often do Annie and Jess masturbate?Quote:
“I am a flirt and I love attention. Doesn’t everyone?” “I talked about my flaps curtain. There is no way you want your mate hearing that!” “I want to be on a slide and have his dick slide into me.” “I went home in a trolley last night. That was great.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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Take the Partner Quiz!
Sex Bench
Moby Dick
The Hunger Games
J.R.R. Tolkien
The Book Thief
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Annie and Jess have a jam-packed show starting with a chat about personal space, why we need lifeguards and having the important talk with your partner about kids and engagement rings. Then, join them for a quiz to see if you and your partner (or friend, or even dog) are right for each other and to open up some crazy secrets you may have never known about each other before.
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Which one are you — a hoarder or a throw-away-er? Annie has a friend at the swimming pool that either fancies her, is jealous, or just really confused about spatial awareness. So we do need lifeguards after all? Even if it’s early on — have the “kids” talk! And the “ring” talk! How awkward is it to have sex dreams about random people in your life? A partner quiz to talk about all the juicy details of sex with your person including embarrassing moments, the mile-high club, and fantasies. Jess hears about the mirror in Annie’s bathroom and gets very turned on.Quote:
“British etiquette is that you respect people’s space. A lot.” “I told him for the podcast I have to suck d*ck.” “Yes, I’ve fantasized during sex. I’ve fantasized about it stopping.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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90 Day Fiance
Take the Partner Quiz!
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Annie sees a little weasel running across the road and Jess enjoys her freedom and shares a little about a recent hookup. They dive into the topic of the week - fannies, aka vaginas. Fannies are like snowflakes, no two are the same, and that is what makes them beautiful. They talk about what their own fannies look like, and the one comment that led to getting a fanny trimmed. Society may make things like pigmentation or an extended labia seem weird or gross, but Annie and Jess feel very differently and have something to say about it.
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Jess hooks up with a hot woman, and is also enjoying her freedom! The hang-overs get even tougher as you get older. Maybe 10 jagers is about 8 too many these days. Porn represents one type of vagina, but let’s normalize that being different is okay. Jess and Annie discuss their fannies, what they love about them, and the weird comments others have made about them. Pigmentation, extended labia lips, and hair are normal, but society doesn’t always act like they are. It’s okay to do what makes you feel comfortable, even if that means changing the aesthetic of your labia / lips / clitoris. There is no standard when it comes to vaginas, and certainly no “better” or “worse”. If a man doesn’t like your protruding labia, don’t worry about it. He’s probably not going to be a great lover anyway. Bonus: big clits are great for dry humps.Quote:
“Maybe necking 10 jagers is not great for me.” “Why do you give a sh*t if you can see labia or not?” “I think camel toes are sexy.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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The Vulva Gallery
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Annie and Jess kick off the show talking about taking a little break, and then check out the DM slides since their inboxes seem to always be full with the most entertaining people. The messages lead to a Tinder conversation reenactment and a conversation on why you don’t always need to label yourself, and why Jess isn’t currently hooking up with girls.
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A few of the insane people from Annie and Jess’s DM’s — you won’t believe the audacity! Annie and Jess love hearing from you whether you learn from them, can relate to them, or are just entertained by them. If you are a grown adult, please use a towel when you get out of the shower. Drying off in your soggy bed? NO! Some of your amusing dating stories, including going from holding hands to dating someone real quick. Why doesn’t Jess hook up with girls if she watches lesbian porn? If you want to label your sexuality — cool! If you don’t want to label yourself. Cool! Whatever is right for you. Why is it socially acceptable for women to try new things in the bedroom but not always men? Annie and Jess loved your “Queef” movie titles including “Queef War” and “28 Queefs Later.” Classic.Quote:
“Sometimes the chaser needs to be chased. Why is no one chasing me!?” “There is more to life than just inserting your penis and thinking that is what every woman wants.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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Lakefest - go Ed!
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At the top of this episode, Jess has a bad day, but luckily enough Annie is here to cheer her up with a funny swimming story. Then, they dive into the topic of this week — weird things that your partner or ex does that they think are normal! Whether it’s cutting a pizza into weird shapes, mixing food and sex, or playing the smell game, there’s some pretty weird stuff going on, and of course, Annie and Jess are here to share their own and revel in delight with yours.
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Weird things that Annie or Jess have witnessed in dating, their partners, or their exes! Do you keep your bread in the fridge? Some of the worst excuses for not pleasuring your woman. If Annie and Jess had to star in their own adult film, which ones would they choose? Walking around naked is one thing, but when you have guests over, that is a whole new level. What would you do if your partner got a kit kat and put it in your fanny? Do you always shower before a shag?Quote:
“Apologies are only good for the people giving them.” “If you feel like you need to lick my ear...don’t.” “I wouldn’t sit on the sofa with my cooch out, because I probably would leave something.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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Annie shares her beautiful glamping experience, while Jess got some lovin’ and is happy to share it. Then, they talk about Bezos going to space and Jess’s love of Bradley Cooper before opening up the listener DMs for part two of the good, bad, and ugly dates. If you think your dates have been bad before, you need to hear the ones in this episode!
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Annie has a romantic glamping getaway, which was much needed after a sad situation and a very tough day. What do Annie and Jess think about Bezos launching himself into space via dick ship? Would they go to space if they could? Jess’s obsession with Bradley Cooper. Brad...if you are reading this...call Jess! A crazy story that will have you rethinking the way you use baby wipes. A preview of some areola talk, and how our body parts change according to the weather. Why getting revenge is really a waste of your time, and the best thing you can do is to take your energy elsewhere! More bad dates, including one quite girthy gentleman.Quote:
“My ego makes my hair grow.” “Why did she leave with the coke can dick?!” “I want someone to idolize me as much as I like them. And myself.” “When you are upset you do weird things.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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By The Wye
Hugh Jackman
Indiana Jones
Bradley Cooper
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Jess gets the “u ok?” text, and a good romp that was a welcome event. Annie has a story about a peanut butter man, and then they take a big spoonful of a subject they’ve been waiting to talk about for a while - bad dates. They each share their worst and most embarrassing dates, and hear from listeners about dates they would love to forget. Write in and tell them your worst dates, whether it’s someone getting too drunk, being too self involved, or maybe losing a body part throughout the night!
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Men, is it sexy if a girl gives the ole’ ballsack a nibble now and then? If you are going on a date, be sure to at least pretend you care about what the other person has to say! If you don’t ask your date any questions, it’s weird! It’s not always the guy that was the dickhead in dating. Annie and Jess share times that they were the bad date. Why you shouldn’t bring up an ex, especially on the first date. Bad dates from our listeners, including ones that lost a piece of their penis, talked too much, or insulted them! Don’t get too drunk on dates! What to do when your date tells you he’s famous for being naked on TV. What we can learn from our awful dates to be a fun and friendly date for someone else. Annie reminisces about the first dates with her now husband, and the funny reason they didn’t hold hands.Quote:
“They all come running back. Every single one of them.” “My dad is a wizard and we used to own an elephant.” “I am crazy, but there is a reason for it.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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Biscoff
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Annie and Jess brave a heat wave to bring you this week’s episode about fanny farts, vaginal flatulence, queefing, whatever you want to refer to it as. They talk about why you should see it as either funny, normal, or both, and something you should embrace instead of being ashamed of. They talk about what exactly a fanny fart is, and take some funny listener stories about personal accounts of beaver burping.
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Jess was on a show! What? This is huge. Check out Apocalypse Wow, you’ll catch Jess as one of the best superhumans ever on the big screen. What is fanny farting, aka queefing? Why does it happen, and where exactly does it come from? Is it true that the looser the vagina, the baggier the queef? What is the difference between a fart and a queef?! What to do when your partner isn’t down with your queefy nature. How to avoid queefing - don’t! Let it rip! Are women really better farters than men? Do we put them to shame even when farting? What do Annie’s husband and Jess’s dad really think of fanny farts and deflating the woman balloon?Quote:
“My fanny is happy when it’s farting or not farting.” “Let’s at least laugh at our queefs instead of trying to ignore them.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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Glass Animals
South Park - Eat, Pray, Queef
M&S
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Annie and Jess start out talking about stealing and shoplifting, then Jess talks about Annie’s father coming to her den for a wonderful meal. Then, they head to the listener DM’s to answer questions about baggy fanny’s, foot fetishes, vanilla sex, ball hair removal and why sex tends to mean more to women then men. This episode also features a special guest star appearance for Annie’s husband Kieran, including the loudest podcast snoring possibly ever caught on tape.
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A story involving a very bad girl named Lily, and Annie and Jess discuss why people steal, especially when they seem to have everything! If you have balls and they are hairy, write in. Annie and Jess want to know more. A listener question about how to prepare for an afternoon of manual anal probing. Myths about the elasticity of a fanny, and why more sexual partners doesn’t necessarily mean more bagginess. More about a tights and pantyhose fetish, and a story from a listener whose ex-husband loved to see her in tights and finish on her feet. If you are going to have a fetish, make sure it’s not a one-way transaction and that you are also tending to the other person. What now makes up fairly vanilla sex to Annie and Jess? Does sex mean more to women because they enter our bodies? Or is sex just sex, like a good chocolate bar?Quote:
“She couldn’t keep her hands off those fried eggs, can she?” “I don’t know how I’m so sexy, I just ooze it.” “The only time I’ve stuck my own finger up my ass is when I had a piece of poo stuck in it.” “I would probably be that cheap satin that people think is silk.” “I could see myself as a foot model.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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Mulan
Winona Ryder Busted for Shoplifting in 2021
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This week, Annie talks about taking part in the music video of her dreams, while Jess explains why she may never change her surname. Then, they welcome a friend to the show, Kate, who openly discusses her experience with being asexual. A fantastic pole dancer and aerialist, Kate intelligently and openly talks about what asexuality is to her, what it is not, and the questions she wishes people would stop asking. She shares when she knew she was asexual, and how we can better understand viewpoints like hers.
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What is being asexual? Is it a sexual orientation? A state of mind? Does being asexual really mean you aren’t attracted to anyone? Do asexual people masturbate? How is being asexual different from celibacy? Kate shares when she realized she was asexual and felt safe enough to share it with her community. Resources for people who feel like they may be asexual but are looking for support. Has Kate ever in a relationship or found anyone sexually attractive? Are asexual men and women judged differently? There needs to be more education around menstruation in school for young women growing up. A few different terms around asexuality, including a-romantic. There are many different definitions on the asexual spectrum that people can choose to identify with.Quote:
“We were all devastated and smelling of cream.” “Jess fancies pillows...and….men.” “There’s this idea that growing up means getting interested in sex.” - Kate “You are not going to be able to tell when someone is a-sexual.” - Kate
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https://www.thetrevorproject.org/trvr_support_center/asexual/
https://www.stonewall.org.uk/about-us/news/six-ways-be-ally-asexual-people
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Jess gets ready for the trip of a lifetime and it leads for her and Annie to talk about camping, or at least glamping. Then, they put on their finest raincoats and jump into the topic of the week — squirting. Is it the same as female ejaculation? Why can some people do it easily and others can’t do it at all? Annie and Jess talk about their personal experience with it, why it shouldn’t be a badge of honor, and how to feel good about yourself whether you are squirting gallons or dry as a desert.
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What is squirting and female ejaculation, and what part of our body does it even come from? How does science define this so-called “sexy elixir”. Why was squirting banned in the porn industry? There’s nothing wrong if you can’t do it, and if you can do it, there’s nothing to be ashamed of. Can toys help someone who wants to squirt but can’t? Is squirting just pee? Make sure you pay attention to your partner's needs and not treat them like a blow-up doll. Taking care of your partner is sexy. Schedule sex can be fun if you do it right! If you like things in your bum, cool! If that is a no-fly zone, that’s cool too! Some people don’t squirt until their late 60’s, so there may still be time if it’s important to you.Quote:
“I do not camp.” “I was thinking just how dirty sex is.” “Women get frustrated that we don’t cum.” “Squirting is not a merit badge.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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Hidden Brain
@bythewye
By The Wye
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Annie and Jess kick off this week with a funny yet annoying whistling woman and then discuss how elders can be just as annoying as the youth. Then, they check their DM’s and hear from listeners on everything from the male perspective on an ex’s ability to expel body fluids, why guys ghost, accents, to addictions.
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The old people that whistle are the same youths that go around playing music. No one wants to hear it! Swimming should be a relaxing experience, whistle to yourself at home! Annie and Jess answer the deep (but tasty?) question — what kind of cake would their vagina be?! Annie and Jess share a listener DM about man’s surprise squirting ex and how he really felt about it. What’s up with guys trying too hard to date you and then ghost you at the first sign of interest? Modern-day technology can make dating so flippant, so have the balls to tell someone you aren't interested instead of ghosting.Quote:
“Who whistles while they are swimming?!” “I ruin the moment, and I start pissing myself.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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American Pie
50 Shades of Gray
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This week Jess and Annie focus on the wonderful, wide world of fetishes. They talk about what makes up a fetish, some examples of ones they have encountered personally, and how to possibly tell when a fetish goes from something that brings joy and pleasure to a problem. They also chat about why you should always buy your partner food, why we should stop trying to cancel everyone, and why TV should make showing man parts more of a regular thing.
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Someone’s fetish may seem weird to you, but that doesn’t mean you should shame or bully the person! You’ve heard of a foot fetish before, but what about a shoe fetish? Some people’s types are tall, dark, and handsome, while other people might like the feeling of a roller coaster or cutlery drawer against their skin. Buy your partner food — it’s a win-win! Either they will be happy, you will get to eat what they don’t want, or both! As much as side boob is a beautiful thing, Annie and Jess want to see some balls and hairy man asses on the television! Equality! A listener writes about her husband’s belly button fetish, and how his simple desire actually makes their love life easy. When a fetish is just a fetish and when it is the only way to get pleasure? We can’t please everyone, so please stop trying to cancel everyone!Quote:
“I’ve never looked at a shoe like that.” “I love cancel culture, I think it’s hilarious.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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Jess recaps her trip to the beach, and Annie hosts a gorgeous party featuring vegan scones and pastries for the normies. Then, they dive into the topic of the week — flicking the bean. Annie and Jess open up about all things masturbation: what turns them on, what they use, what do men think works but really doesn’t, how often they do it, and how to get more confident with pleasuring yourself in the bedroom. What is your routine?!
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Sometimes a back scratch or massage should really be just that. Especially late at night when everyone is comfy and ready to drift to sleep. Kissing after oral sex? If it’s good enough for us to be down there, it should be good enough for a kiss after. How would you react if you caught your partner sniffing your pants? How Jess’s creaking eye triggers Annie’s misophonia. Masturbation — how often Annie and Jess do it, how long it takes, and what they watch. How to take pressure and expectations off of yourself when masturbating. What toys Annie and Jess use, and why they believe reality is often so much better than fantasy or porn.Quote:
“What I hate MOST in the world is forcing my head down towards your penis.” “Jess, the more I get to know you, the more I think we should be a couple.” “It is disgusting, and an eye shouldn’t make that sound.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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Womanizer
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Annie and Jess let loose on this late-night recording. There’s a big reveal of who doesn’t like coffee, and the ladies just try and make food fun again. Then, they get into the topic of the week — how to kick up the spice in a relationship that feels fizzled, and what kinks are the best ones to get the motor running again. They talk about foreplay, giving and taking constructive criticism in the bedroom, what kinks they are into personally, and which ones they never want to try again. At the end of this episode, you will never look at a rice krispie quite the same ever again.
In This Episode You’ll Hear About:
What cake Annie and Jess would want their vagina to be if their vagina could be any cake. Just because a relationship is having a dry spell doesn’t mean it’s doomed forever! Why we shouldn’t call it foreplay. Why do they call it falling in love vs. staying in love? What do Annie and Jess really think about being flipped, choked, tickled? Before you pull someone’s hair, think about how long they have taken to nurse it back to health? How to tell someone what you do and don’t want. Why holiday is sex is so good. Some of Annie and Jess’s most memorable sex holidays, or sexcations. How our mums like sex? Are you into foot fetishes or wanting to keep it strictly from the ankle and above?Quote:
“I am the dick gobbler of Gods.” “It takes a lot of confidence to say ‘I actually really like it when you do it like this’.” “When someone sucks my big toe...I kind of like it.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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The Great British Bake Off
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Just like Jess’s childhood pillowcase, there is a whole lot packed into the episode this week. Bra talk, dry humping, mouth chewers, panicking nannies, and so much more. Annie and Jess read listener messages on favorite adult pleasure toys, whether socks should stay on or off in the bedroom, and they get the male’s perspective on squirting and favorite sex positions.
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Bras and bra people can be so confusing. Whether you are a 32, Double D, or G, you are welcome here. Some pretty great dry humping techniques that shocks even Annie. Funny stories from discovering what feels good as a child, and what should never happen while out in public with your nanny. The tea on squirting. What exactly squirting is, and you shouldn’t be embarrassed if you do it every time or you just can’t seem to do it at all. Why some squirt and others don’t. Some great listener feedback on tried and true sex toys — hey Womanizer, sponsor these ladies already! Finding an open partner to try out new toys together is one of the best feelings in the world.Quote:
“You made a whole sex doll out of your pillow!” “I’m the pillow predator. I want a Netflix Documentary made after me.”Slide Into Our DM’s:
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Womanizer
Lily Allen
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What position do you like the best? Whether it’s upside down, side to side, girl on top, or hanging from the roof with a triple reverse cowgirl, Annie and Jess have a lot to say on the subject. This week they talk about what positions they like the most, their favorite toys and which ones hit the hardest, and which ones are great for those lazy days. They also discuss playing with balls and the most romantic thing a couple can do - farting for the first time together.
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If you are like Annie and Jess, you lose your sh*t when food things go wrong! If the sound of someone eating and chewing makes you want to punch them in the throat, you aren’t alone. Balls. Do you love them and have fun playing with them, or just want to ignore and let them dangle on their own? If you are open to it, Annie and Jess give some great ball playing advice. Food on the body, yes or no? Is Nutella really just for waffles, or can you smear it on the breasts too? Speaking of smears, Annie and Jess will have an episode soon on reacting to the results of a not so great smear test. Great positions for even the most lazy of us. Which positions and toys will make the neighbors jealous you will be screaming so loud! Are you a reverse, cowgirl, or missionary type of person? The best positions are the ones that make you feel great, no judgement. Shower sex, blindfolds, choking, and hair pulling. How really good are they? Everyone remembers their earth shattering first fart with their one true love.Quote:
“I never know if I want to be on top of them or if they want to be on top of me.” “My nipples are like a tasty bacon sandwich.” “I taste like a dirty penny.” “I’m adventurous, but I’m also...not.” “I can’t stand the sound of people eating. It makes me want to punch them in the throat!”
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Tantra Sofa
Position of The Day Playbook
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