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âThe answer to almost all questions weâre gonna ask here is: itâs Floridaâ - Chris, on the Ernest-related insanity in this movie
On this special Christmas Eve episode, weâre chatting about the silly Christmas cult fave, Ernest Saves Christmas! Why did this old Santa wait so long to give up his Santa power? Whatâs with Ernest hiding that âKeep the CHRIST in Christmasâ bumper sticker in his glove box? Should Ernest even have a driverâs license? Is Santa sad over the fact his home country of Prussia dissolved in the late 1940s? And should this teen girl really be sleeping over at Ernestâs bungalow? PLUS: Ernest criticizes the Jediâs bad human trafficking habits!
Ernest Saves Christmas stars Jim Varney, Oliver Clark, Noelle Parker, Gailard Sartain, Billie Bird, Bill Byrge, Robert Lesser, and Douglas Seale as Santa; directed by John Cherry.
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On the winter finale of On-Screen Live, we're reviewing a couple of films before hibernating for a few weeks, including the latest Spider-Man Villain-Led Who-Asked-For-This-? film, Kraven the Hunter, and the straight-to-Netflix, airport-set holiday thriller, Carry-On! We're also going over the weekend box office, reacting to the trailer for Novocaine starring Jack Quaid, and more!
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âThis is gooning for people who like nice stuff.â - Chris
On this weekâs holiday episode, weâre chatting about the Christmas snooze, The Holiday! Is this considered a Christmas classic? Why couldnât we just have one of these storylines instead of both of them vying for movie supremacy? How little romantic chemistry do Kate Winslet and Jack Black have with one another? Besides The Talented Mr. Ripley, has Jude Law been any more handsome than this movie? Why did Nancy Meyers put so little detail and conflict in this screenplay? How humiliating is it when they make Kate Winslet do all that Jack Black-style scatting? PLUS: The guys wish to party with the great Hans Zimmer after one of his big-ass rock concerts!
The Holiday stars Cameron Diaz, Kate Winslet, Jude Law, Jack Black, Edward Burns, Rufus Sewell, Shannyn Sossamon, Bill Macy, Shelley Berman, Kathryn Hahn, John Krasinski, and Eli Wallach as Arthur; directed by Nancy Meyers.
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This holiday season, make the Official WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your holiday needs! T-shirts? Prints? Phone cases? Stickers? We got it all! Head over to our Tee Public shop and check it out today! From December 1, through the entirety of 2025, weâll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy!
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On this special Friday edition of On-Screen Live, we'll be reviewing what we've seen of Creature Commandos and Skeleton Crew, recommending some Christmas-themed trash from Netflix, Hallmark and beyond, and paying tribute to the main man himself, Jason Voorhees, by recommending some holiday viewing for this blessed Friday the 13th! We'll also be reacting to the trailer for Danny Boyle's upcoming return to horror, 28 Years Later!
This holiday season, make the Official WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your gifting needs! T-shirts? Prints? Phone cases? Stickers? We got it all! Head over to our Tee Public shop and check it out today! From December 1, through the entirety of 2025, weâll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy!
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Originally Broadcast on YouTube, 12.2.24
On the triumphant return of On-Screen Live after a few weeks' hiatus, we're back and reviewing a couple recent releases including Jon M. Chu's Wicked and Ridley Scott's Gladiator II, going over the weekend box office, looking at a Sylvester Stallone Secret Movie â˘ď¸ & more!
Be sure to tune in to an all-new On-Screen Live on our YouTube channel this Friday, December 13, at noon/eastern! We'll be reviewing what we've seen of Creature Commandos and Skeleton Crew, recommending some Christmas-themed trash from Netflix and beyond, and paying tribute to the main man himself, Jason Voorhees, by recommending some holiday viewing for this Friday night!
This holiday season, make the Official WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your gifting needs! T-shirts? Prints? Phone cases? Stickers? We got it all! Head over to our Tee Public shop and check it out today! From December 1, through the entirety of 2025, weâll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy!
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âChristmas is a sexual kink for both of them!â - Chris, on DeVito and Chenowethâs characters
On this special holiday episode of WHM, weâre chatting about the absolutely unhinged, abhorrent, mid-aughts Christmas comedy, Deck the Halls! Are Danny DeVito and his hot family actually aliens? Why is Broderickâs character free-balling outside in his bathrobe? Why doesnât the film conclude with the big winter festival they keep yammering about? Who wouldâve thought we would be missing Tim Allen and Jamie Lee Curtis and their KRANKS characters? And wouldnât comedy legend Charles Grodin have absolutely crushed the straight man role in this movie? PLUS: Is this Broderickâs worst movie? DeVitoâs?
Deck the Halls stars Matthew Broderick, Danny DeVito, Kristen Davis, Kristen Chenoweth, Alia Shawkat, Dylan Blue, Kelly Aldridge, Sabrina Aldridge, Jorge Garcia, Gillian Vigman, and Fred Armisen as Gustave; directed by John Whitesell.
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This holiday season, make the Official WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your holiday needs! T-shirts? Prints? Phone cases? Stickers? We got it all! Head over to our Tee Public shop and check it out today! From December 1, through the entirety of 2025, weâll be donating 100% of our earnings from our merch shop to the Center for Reproductive Rights. So head over and check out all these masterful designs and see what tickles your fancy!
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âThey rat-a-tat off each other, and Joe Pesci really well...â - Chris, on the castâs chemistry
On this monthâs total banger We â¤ď¸ Movies episode, weâre gifting ourselves an early Christmas present by re-watching and talking all about the total I-Got-It-By-The-Way sequel, Lethal Weapon 2! How fantastic is that toilet sequence? Is this the only LW film where Pesci is tolerable? How funny is it that Steve Kahan, the actor who plays Captain Murphy, looks and sounds exactly like the late, great Dick Donner? And why couldnât they have kept Shane Blackâsâwhoa there! This episode is for subscribers only!
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âYouâve got âtil the 13th or fuck you!â - Steve on office holiday party scheduling
Recorded live at White Eagle Hall in Jersey City, New Jersey - 12.07.23
On this weekâs episode, we were LIVE in Jersey City to chat about the Tim Allen Christmas classic, The Santa Clause! Shouldnât Tim Allenâs character hate Christmas before being possessed by the soul of Santa Claus? Why did they give Wendy Crewson Uma Thurmanâs exact haircut from Pulp Fiction? How fantastic is Judge Reinhold in this, as always? And how difficult was it to work with Tim Allen on that Disney+ sequel show? PLUS: Steve has an eagle eye spying a fat foot double for Tim Allen!
The Santa Clause stars Tim Allen, Judge Reinhold, Wendy Crewson, Eric Lloyd, David Krumholtz, and Peter Boyle as Mr. Whittle; directed by John Pasquin.
Catch us TOMORROW NIGHT in Boston as we chat about Pretty Woman LIVE at Laugh Boston. Itâs our final of the show year and itâs gonna be a wild one!
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âMank was right, the twister looks good!â - Andrew on the special effects
On this weekâs episode, We â¤ď¸ Movies month concludes with an absolutely wild conversation on the beloved 1939 classic, The Wizard of Oz! How beautiful is all the craft to behold on-screen as this movie unfolds? Whereâs the story where the town revolts against that disgusting Miss Gulch? Wait, how many times did that dog actor portray a dog named Toto? How great is all the vaudeville physical comedy these actors utilize? And in a film filled with terror, how horrifying are those talking trees? PLUS: Did the CIA put the poison in Ozâs poppy fields?
The Wizard of Oz stars Judy Garland, Frank Morgan, Ray Bolger, Bert Lahr, Jack Haley, Billie Burke, Margaret Hamilton, Charley Grapevine, Clara Blandick, and Terry as Toto; directed by Victor Fleming.
Catch us at our final live show of the year happening in Boston, Massachusetts on Wednesday, December 4! Weâll be back at Laugh Boston chatting about the beloved(?) rom-com, Pretty Woman! Get your tickets now!
Todayâs episode is brought to you in part by Diet Smoke! Exclusively for WHM listeners: As part of their Black Friday and Cyber Monday celebration, enjoy a $50 welcome gift PLUS 20% off your entire order! Head over to www.dietsmoke.com and use promo code WHM at checkout.
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âThis will be a particularly ignorant episode⌠from an historical standpointâ - Steve, on WHMâs lack of history education
On this weekâs special We â¤ď¸ Movies episode, weâre chatting about Royal Ridâs 2000-era action epic, Gladiator! How great of a run did this film set off for Russell Crowe? How easily eerie is Joaquin here? Did Jesse Ventura try to snag an audition along with Sven-Ole? How intense is that tiger sequence? Is the CGIâd Oliver Reed the first cinematic instance of Hollywood going to Tarkin Town and should we be calling it Oliver Reed-ville instead? And how funny is that âThey Say Noâ decapitation? PLUS: How is this movie only one of THREE times Royal Rid was nominated for Best Director?
Gladiator stars Russell Crowe, Joaquin Phoenix, Connie Nielsen, Richard Harris, Derek Jacobi, Djimon Hounsou, David Schofield, John Shrapnel, Ralf Moeller, Spencer Treat Clark, David Hemmings, Tommy Flanagan, Sven-Ole Thorsen, and Oliver Reed as Proximo; directed by Ridley Scott.
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Be sure to catch us in Boston for our final show of the year! Weâll be talking about the film Pretty Woman at Laugh Boston on December 4! Itâs our last stop on the road before we hibernate until next year, so we wanna see you out there! Click through here to get your tickets!
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âItâs almost too much of a conspiracy for a sequel to The Fugitive to handle.â - Andrew, on the conspiracy plot
On this very special patrons-only episode of We Hate Movies, weâre chatting about the soggy, unnecessary continuation of The Fugitive, which is a flawless movie, itâs the very flawed sequel, U.S. Marshals! Why couldnât Wesley be allowed to do some martial arts in these fight scenes? Why is it just another hunt for a wrongfully accused fella? Is this film one of the first ever instances ofâhold it right there! This episode is for subscribers only! To access the full episode, along with hours and hours of exclusive shows you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon today!
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon)âboth happening next week!â & Boston (in December)!
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âGranny shagger!â - Steve, on Aragorn and Arwenâs vast age gap
On this weekâs We â¤ď¸ Movies, weâre chatting about the absolutely magnificent conclusion to the journey, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King! First of all, yes, we are discussing the four-hour and twenty-three-minute extended edition! How magnificent is John Nobleâs demise in this movie? Of all the stuff they couldâve cut from the theatrical, why on Earth did they ditch Sarumonâs big fall? How horny is Eowyn for Aragorn? Was there a funnier way to include Sean Bean in that one scene? And should The Hobbit trilogy be re-evaluated? (Andrew thinks so!) PLUS: Samwise is framed for leaving nothing but Krackel in the Halloween variety pack!
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King stars Elijah Wood, Sean Astin, Orlando Bloom, Billy Boyd, Bernard Hill, Dominic Monaghan, Viggo Mortensen, John Noble, Miranda Otto, John Rhys-Davies, Andy Serkis, Liv Tyler, Karl Urban, Hugo Weaving, David Wenham, and Ian McKellen as Gandalf; directed by Peter Jackson.
Our show this weekend in Portland is sold out, but tickets are still available for our show this Friday in Seattle! We're stoked to hit the PNW after so many years away, so let's get ready to party!
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âHis Joker has haunted me more than Heath Ledger or Jack Nicholson or Mark Hamill!â - Andrew on Cesar Romero
On this weekâs episode, weâre kicking off We â¤ď¸ Movies month with a fun-AF conversation about the super-silly, action-packed, superhero camp classic, Batman: The Movie! How incredible are all of these performances? Between this movie and filming the TV show, was the studio working these actors like dogs or what? Why is Batman stashing all his vehicles (land, sea and air) right out in broad daylight? Why are so many marine animals being obliterated throughout the film? And who were they kidding with that anti-alcohol line, everyone on this set was drinking before noon every day! PLUS: Does Bruce Wayne have the Memento memory disease and thatâs why he has to label so many things in the Batcave?
Batman: The Movie stars Adam West, Burt Ward, Lee Meriwether, Cesar Romero, Burgess Meredith, Frank Gorshin, Alan Napier, Neil Hamilton, Stafford Repp, Madge Blake, and Reginald Denny as Commodore Schmidlapp; directed by Leslie H. Martinson.
This episode is brought to you in part by Uncommon Goods! To get 15% off your next gift, go to UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM. Thatâs UNCOMMON GOODS dot com slash WHM, for 15% off!
And this episode is also sponsored in part by Rocket Money! Stop wasting money on things you donât use. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions by going to RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. Thatâs RocketMoney dot com slash WHM. RocketMoney dot com slash WHM.
Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon)âboth happening next week!â & Boston (in December)!
And it's your last chance to snag your đď¸ for the replay of our SCRE4M show! Window closes after November 6!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
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On this week's On-Screen Live, we're reviewing Edward Berger's Conclave, as well as the film we're told will be his last before retirement, Clint Eastwood's Juror #2! We're also going to take a look at the trailer for the new one from Bong Joon-ho, Mickey 17. And like always, we'll be going over the weekend box office to see what's grossing what, and this week in particular, we go off on Warner Bros. and their pathetic handling of this Eastwood release! We also review the 4K release of Alex Cox's Repo Man from Criterion.
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And donât miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last month! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show!
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On this week's OSL return, we're going over the weekend box office, reviewing some in-theater genre flicks like Smile 2 and Venom: The Last Dance, and giving a bunch of recommendations for your Halloween horror movie viewing this week! PLUS: The first round of this season's VHS Trailer Game goes down with Chris Cabin hosting his first three rounds as the newly-minted Game King!
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And donât miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last Wednesday! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show!
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âSo, we start with pornography!â - Steve on the opening scene
On this episode, our FOUR-OR MOVIE-themed Halloween Spooktacular comes to a close with a wild discussion about the pseudo-return-to-form sequel, Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled! How hilarious are all these additional djinn characters? How thinly written is this lead couple? Is their lawyer doing this pro-bono because heâs pro-boner? Was this djinn actually buddies with Caligula? And do the Highlander folks have a case here? PLUS: How hilarious is that fashion boutique decapitation?
Wishmaster: The Prophecy Fulfilled stars Tara Spencer-Nairn, Michael Trucco, Jason Thompson, Kimberly Huie, Mariam Bernstein, John Benjamin Martin, and John Novak as the Djinn; directed by Chris Angel.
Be sure to catch the replay of last weekâs Scream 4 digital show! Both the show and the After Party Q&A are available to stream now through the November 6!
Head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
Make the WHM Merch Store your one-stop shop for all your We Hate Movies merch-related needs! Including new Bus Movie, Night Vision & Too Old For This Shit designs!
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"What every man wants: to lay in a bed with his mother and reassure her!" - Chris on Oz's spooning
On our latest breakdown of The Penguin on Too Old For This Shit, we're chatting about episode five, "Homecoming." Airing back on October 20, this episode's got some wild stuff in it including some prison shivving, an all-new mafia family beingâhey now! Too Old For This Shit is a Patrons-only show!
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Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And donât miss your chance to catch the replay of our SCRE4M show that happened last Wednesday! You've got now through November 6 to snag that show!
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On the latest edition of WHM Mail Bag, the guys are plugging their upcoming end of year shows while reading letters about things like a guy taking and reusing a popcorn bucket he found in the garbage, seeing a heroic Toronto International Film Festival volunteer absolutely school a rude French Canadian industry representative, a couple of pool guys accidentally pulling into Christopher Walken's driveway, and a father who used the terrifying film, Pumpkinhead, as a babysitter for his own children!
Be sure to not miss the replay of our Scream 4 digital live show! The show and After Party Q&A are both available through November 6! Click through here to get your tickets now!
Have a question for the guys, or want your story read on the air? Then write into the WHM Mail Bag: [email protected]!
And don't miss us on the road as we close out the year in Seattle, Portland and Boston!
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âBIIIIIIIIG DAAAAA-DAAAAY!â - Steve, enthusiastically
For this weekâs FOUR-OR MOVIE Spooktacular selection, weâre talking about the last good one from a true horror master, George A. Romeroâs Land of the Dead! Shouldnât they have dirtied up Simon Bakerâs handsome-as-hell appearance for this gritty-ish character? Who else wanted, nay, needed, more Dennis Hopper in this movie? How cool is that Priest Zombie head-snap move? Couldnât they have shown us Big Daddy walking underwater like itâs a Pirates of the Caribbean movie? And anyone else catch the Tom Savini cameo? PLUS: George A. Romero and M. Night Shyamalan battle over Pennsylvania Film Director Supremacy!
Land of the Dead stars Simon Baker, Dennis Hopper, John Leguizamo, Asia Argento, Robert Joy, Joanne Bland, Tony Nappo, Phil Fondacaro, and Eugene Clark as Big Daddy; directed by George A. Romero.
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Be sure to head to our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And donât miss our worldwide digital event TOMORROW, October 23 where weâre talking Scream 4! Canât make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast!
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âItâs a very specific kind of dumbâŚâ - Chris
On this weekâs SPOOKTACULAR episode, we welcome back our Dead Meat buds, James A. Janisse & Chelsea Rebecca, to chat about the outrageous sci-fi FOUR-OR movie, Leprechaun 4: In Space! How cheap are these computer animated ship effects? What was with that Ray Charles joke? Whatâs going on with this Mittenhands character? Does having this extra bug monster crowd the field for our beloved monstrous Leprechaun? And how about those exploding genitals, huh? PLUS: Captain Picard turns down the offer to install a disco ball in 10 Forward for⌠reasons.
Leprechaun 4: In Space stars Warwick Davis, Brent Jasper, Jessica Collins, Gary Grossman, Rebecca Carlton, Tim Colceri, Guy Siner, Debbie Dunning, Rick Peters, Geoff Mead, Ladd York, and Miguel A. NuĂąez Jr. as Sticks; directed by Brian Trenchard-Smith.
Be sure to check our website for all ticketing information on our final shows of the year in Seattle, Portland (Oregon) & Boston!
And donât miss our worldwide digital event on October 23 where weâre talking Scream 4! Canât make it the night of? The show has a 14-day replay window after the broadcast! And for our Patreon subscribers at the $8 & up, the After Party Q&A bundle comes free with purchase of a ticket to the show!
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