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The weather. It’s cold. Now we’re talking about the weather. Brrrrrrrr. Ice cold. Gucci mane. He once showed up to an open mic in East Atlanta Village driving an ice cream truck, but I digress-
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Pick up those crumbs. I swear to god, if you don't clean up this couch- unbelievable! Get your butt upstairs and wait until your father gets home.
"Nyuk yuk"
-The Three Stooges (one of whom's last name is 'Fine')
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Crunch your nuts, eat your cheese.
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Let’s get it
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You think you know a guy, but then you find out he’s a tractor. What do you do?
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This one's different, but fuck you. I can do what I want.
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More often than not, I find myself asking the big questions like "Where is my squatty potty, goddammit!"
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I heard a story from your dad. He is PISSED. You better call your mom, it's her birthday and you're being petulant.
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This was a really big joint interrupted my lawn care workers. Twice. Maybe three times.
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What else is there to say? He was great. He was quick. He was kinder than anyone I had ever met. I'll miss you, Mr. Clean.
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I am just a vessel- I carry the poop to the toilet. The circle of life.
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If you're gonna wash my car, use your elbows. Not only will I get a better view of your biceps, but it's a more effective way to scrub.
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Big time moves. Small time crooks. Get your hand out of the damn cookie jar or I'm calling your parents
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I am so tired of explaining myself- the tape goes in the drawer and the light has to be off when you're yelling at my son and the plumber is on the way!
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Let's get one thing straight- you can't spell Octopus without CTO. Chief Technology Officer. Of the Sea.
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Gotta get up to get down and gotta get down to eat ass.
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Bring out your dead, bring out your fun. Sometimes cleanliness is harder than filth.
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Sometimes you eat ice cream too late at night and you really feel it the next morning. Really ruins your afternoon. I'm gonna do it.
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Beans don't make farts, I make farts. And I'm all out of beans.
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Had a little mini meltdown. I'm fine.
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