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  • In this episode The Kid welcomes in Duke. The Kid has recently become reluctant telling people he hosts a podcast, revealing a sense of underappreciation because every other motherfucker seems to have a show now.

    Kid reveals some sexual behaviors that will probably get peoples undies in a bunch but what the fuck else is new. Get the fuck over it dip shits. The conversation veers towards behavior of people at bars, and the dynamics of personal relationships in modern society all while looking at chicks asses and pretending we’re not body shaming when in fact we could give two shits if you find It offensive. Grow up. The words didn’t hurt ya you big pussy.

    Amidst therants, there are moments where the hosts reflect on being single, the freedom it allows, and broader life choices, suggesting a deeper layer to the banter that might resonate with listeners going through similar life stages.

    The episode includes a story about visiting a friend, planning spontaneous activities, and observations made while traveling and experiencing new environments, particularly commenting on university campuses and the hotties that seem to thrive there.

    The hit list minute by minute is below - Fire it up. Go Deep.

    1:00 - Introduction to Duke

    2:00 - Reaching the show. [email protected]

    3:00 - We’re gonna call her Sniffy McNose Candy

    4:00 - Her body is not destroyed - I’ve seen worse

    5:00 - I just left and did that because I can

    6:00 - Cramming yoga pants up her asshole

    7:00 - Vagin-o-Plasty - Fixing the old Wizards Sleeve

    8:00 - Put here wings on my cheeks while I ate out

    9:00 - Grabbing left flap of the meat curtain

    10:00 - Trying to grab my shit at the bar

    11:00 - I got 14 bitches with huge pussy lips

    12:00 - Sucking on some titties

    13:00 - Translated to
 “Shit’l be alright”

    14:00 - Jesus wasn’t a blonde haired blue eyed motherfucker

    15:00 - Swedish Chef - Muppet thing

    16:00 - BC Born and Raised

    17:00 - I’ve had the same best friend since 4th Grade

    18:00 - I’ve only seen Vince Neil at Westown

    19:00 - It’s a cliff hanging mother fucker

  • In this episode of “The Goin’ Deep Show,” Kid A.G. Zaldor and El Pres dive into their St. Patrick’s Day experiences. The episode features stories from the parade, discussions on personal music tastes, and reflections on how audio memories shape our perceptions. The hosts share their unfiltered opinions on everything from the significance of the parade in Bay City to their complex feelings about modern music trends.

    The hosts talk about starting their day with moonshine and Guinness, and delve into a nostalgic conversation about how certain songs and sounds trigger deep memories, discussing the lasting impact of ’80s pop culture. The hosts explore their frustrations with current music trends, lamenting the overplay of certain songs and the homogeneity they observe in the industry. They theorize how children’s versions of popular songs (e.g., Kidz Bop) may dilute the original artistry and affect future music appreciation. The episode features a broader discussion on how music reflects and influences culture, with mentions of iconic artists.

    Kid A.G. doesn’t hold back on his critical views of bands like Nickelback, providing a humorous yet sharp critique and speculates on the future of music, hoping that upcoming artists will draw inspiration from classic and foundational music styles.

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  • In this episode, Kid A.G. and guest Zaldor delve into a detailed recount of their adventures and mishaps following a St. Patrick's Day celebration in Bay City. From digital hoarding confessions to navigating local bars and discussing the impact of AI on creativity, this episode takes through the nuances of modern and somewhat reckless life choices.

    Lowlights include

    Digital Hoarding: Kid A.G. confesses to being a digital hoarder, highlighting the challenges of managing digital clutter. Bar Hopping in Bay City: The duo recounts their experiences navigating through various local bars including the Green Hut and Mulligans, pointing out the lively and sometimes chaotic atmosphere. AI and Creativity: A significant part of the discussion revolves around the use of AI in creative processes. Kid A.G. expresses enthusiasm about the possibilities AI holds for enhancing creativity and efficiency. Misidentification and Nicknames: There's an exchange about mistaken identities and unexpected nicknames among friends. Encounters with Friends: They talk about running into friends unexpectedly during their night out, which adds to the spontaneous nature of their adventures. Music and Crowds: Descriptions of band setups in cramped spaces lead to discussions about the dynamics of interacting in crowded venues. Technological Reliance: The conversation touches on the increasing dependency on technology for simple tasks and how it affects everyday life. Perspectives on Local Nightlife: Zaldor shares his observations on the local nightlife and compares it to previous experiences, noting the varying levels of craziness. Philosophy of Living in the Moment: Towards the end, there's a reflective discussion on the importance of seizing the day and making the most out of every opportunity, with personal anecdotes and a focus on living life to the fullest.

    Go Deep!

    Hosts: Kid A.G.
    Guest Host: Zaldor

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  • This episode kicks off with a lively "nipple flicking" session to turn up the headlights, leading into a series of mishaps involving misplaced insertions and sliding attempts gone awry. A musical salute that hits quite literally. The discussion veers into the deep end with tales of high stakes, personal revelations, and debates over life's pressing questions about relationships, attraction, and age. It's an episode packed with some deep dives that only The Goin' Deep Show can blast in your face.

    Highlights:

    Nipple Flicking to Start Things Off: Kid A.G. flicks the switch (and apparently some nipples) to get the energy flowing. Insertion Chaos: A technical debacle turns into an uproarious game of “slide it in," where practically everything and anything is ripe for sliding. Beware of the depth and watch for the cracks! Musical Mayhem: Amidst the chaos, a musical salute takes a face-smashing turn. What song was that? The Rooster's Revelations: Special guest, The Rooster stirs the pot with tales of high stakes and flannel fiascos. Deep Thoughts with Kid A.G. and Nurse Fiona: From contemplating the dangers of young temptation to pondering life’s perpetual sliding doors, our hosts delve deep. Maybe too deep? Off-the-Rails Advice: What starts as a philosophical discussion about age and attraction derails into a spirited debate on life choices and face-sitting propositions. Yes, you read that right.

    Go Deep!

    Hosts: Kid A.G. and Nurse Fiona
    Guest: The Rooster

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  • In today's episode hosts Kid A.G. and Nurse Fiona, along with the debut of The Rooster, attempt the unthinkable — maintaining their usual bullshit banter amidst the relentless distraction of porn playing on the in studio big screen. Will they keep their eyes on the prize without popping a boner, or will the on-screen action prove too much? Other topics include unexpected party outfits to tracking device dramas, all served with a side of complete nonsense and occasional outrage.

    Introduction of The Rooster, a fresh voice ready to dive deep. The "Concentration" challenge: Discuss everything under the sun without getting sidetracked by the threesome on display. Local escapades, including commentary on fashion choices at parties and unexpected encounters in a small town with crazy bitches. Hilarious tangents into pure maintenance and personal grooming habits.

    Despite the visual temptations, our hosts and guest prove their mettle, navigating through their stories with the occasional misstep into visual distraction. It’s an episode that tests the bounds of focus.

    Hosts: Kid A.G. and Nurse Fiona
    Guest: The Rooster

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  • This time around, Kid A.G. champions the darker side of moral debates, cheekily declaring that sometimes, good is just plain dumb.

    Nurse Fiona takes us on a hilarious yet slightly unsettling tour of medical mysteries that are anything but textbook. The duo also tackles the absurd world of AI-generated art, poking fun at the laughably unrealistic attempts at human anatomy.

    Discussions get even more risqué as they delve into the intricacies of titty-fucking, mixing a healthy dose of humor with blunt, unfiltered insights.

    They share tales from wildly inappropriate parties and jaw-dropping encounters that are definitely not safe for work—or anywhere else, really. To cap it off, they philosophize over the unintended comic results of intimate encounters, proving that even the most private moments can be a source of great laughter.

    For those bold enough to dive into these turbulent waters, reach out and let us know your thoughts at [email protected]. Until next time, keep it deep and dirty, just the way we like it. Go Deep.

  • Ladies and Gentlemen, and those who just refuse to decide, fasten your seatbelts and secure your headphones for another rollercoaster ride on the S.S. Inappropriateness, brought to you by The Kid A.G. and Nurse Fiona, the dynamic duo whose friendship is so confusing it might just need its own Facebook relationship status. In today’s episode, they dive into a treasure trove of topics that could either solve insomnia or be used by the CIA for enhanced interrogation.

    Episode Highlights:

    The Beverage Mix-Up: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s... coffee mixed with White Claw?! Yes, folks, The Kid has officially given up on life and now resorts to this unholy concoction to keep the podcast as jittery as a squirrel in a nut factory. Masturbation and Madonna Logos: If you thought Madonna was the queen of controversy, wait till you hear The Kid and Fiona debate the finer points of mutual masturbation without making eye contact. This is what happens when you drink coffee and White Claw, folks. Existential Dating Crises: Listen as The Kid reflects on his dry spell and contemplates entering a monastery, while Fiona puzzles over whether Dutch Ruddering qualifies as a team sport. Welcome to the Thunderdome of Profanity: If your sensibilities are as delicate as a Victorian lady at a death metal concert, this may not be the episode for you. The language is saltier than a pretzel in the Dead Sea, with creative uses of expletives that would make a sailor blush. The Accidental Friendship Therapy Session: Is it possible to be just friends without the world imploding? The Kid and Fiona navigate this minefield with all the grace of a hippo in a china shop, proving that men and women can be friends – or at least co-hosts who regularly scandalize their listeners.

    Listener Warning: This episode is packed with fucked up shit that might make you spit out your beverage – hopefully not the White Claw-coffee nightmare. Recommended for those who enjoy humor that’s darker than a black hole with an emo complex.

  • Episode 2106 of The Goin’ Deep Show is a ride down the scandalous streets of bad relationships and fuzzy titty cable TV! With Kid A.G. and Nurse Fiona, at the helm, you're in for a dose of raw, unfiltered bullshit.

    Fiona’s Ex-Files: Dive into the tragicomic world of Fiona’s dating history with the "Top Six Hall of Shame". It’s a rogue’s gallery of what not to do in the dating world. Dial-a-Titty Technology Throwback: Kid A.G. takes us on a nostalgic trip to the days when cable TV was as scrambled as a Sunday morning egg and almost as exciting to decode. Art by Accident: Hear how thousands of art pieces are getting churned out at the push of a button, making even the most tech-averse among us look like digital Picassos. T-Shirt Titans: The discussion of turning Fiona’s bikini-clad AI art into wearable merch. It’s fashion meets face-palm in the best possible way. Late-Night Pondside Philosophies: A deep dive into a 5 AM crisis, proving once again that nothing good happens after 2 AM—except maybe this podcast. The Art of the Perfect Inappropriate Hug: Learn how to not let go when you really should, featuring real-life demonstrations from parking lots to gender reveal parties.
  • In this episode of the Goin' Deep Show, join the Kid and Fiona as they dive into a discussion filled with the rawest, most unadulterated tales yet. From a comedic debacle involving dog vomit triggered by a fart to candid confessions of social faux pas at film festivals, no topic is off-limits in this unabashed conversation.

    Ghetto Fabulous Drinks:The episode kicks off with a refreshing dive into the world of Natty Light, Natty Ice, and the peculiar charm of budget-friendly beers that pack a punch.

    The Fart That Launched a Thousand Laughs: A hilarious recounting of a TikTok inspired dog-and-fart story sets the tone for the unfiltered discussions to come.

    Film Festival Faux Pas: Fiona shares the comedic lengths she goes to avoid being socially inappropriate, except when it’s absolutely hilarious to do so.

    Elevator Encounters: A discussion on the compact drama of elevator confrontations and the comedic gold of concert fights, complete with descriptive pepperoni nipples commentary.

    Concert Conundrums: Delve into the debate on whether attending concerts is worth the hassle and the extortionate prices, coupled with personal tales of missed opportunities and exhaustion-induced passivity.

    Relationship Rendezvous: The duo embarks on a vivid journey through dating app disasters, unexpected matches, and the bewildering dynamics of modern relationships.

    Summer Reflections: Amid the chaos, there’s room for reflection on a summer filled with biking, beach days, and more family-oriented activities - a notable shift from the norm.

    Questionable Decisions: Awkwardly intimate moments deemed too cold for comfort, hear about adventures that probably won’t make it to any family photo albums.

    The Kid vs. Social Niceties: A frank discussion on the complexities of friendships, social dynamics, and the Kid’s notorious disdain for societal expectations and unwarranted snark.

    This episode traverses a wide array of topics with the kind of honesty and humor you’ve come to expect from us. Buckle up for an unfiltered journey through the hilariously human moments of life, underscored by our unique takes on everything from social etiquette to the quirks of relationships.

  • The Kid and Fiona take listeners through the wonders of FaceTiming etiquette, the artistic potential of AI in generating nudes, and a deep dive into sexual satisfaction and the gender orgasm gap. It's an episode packed with the kind of conversations you'd normally keep to the privacy of your browser's incognito mode.

    FaceTiming Fiascos: Discover the joys of creative FaceTiming, where the line between a wholesome call and an impromptu porn shoot gets blurrier than your vision after a night out. AI-Generated Erotica: Marvel at the wonders of artificial intelligence as our hosts explore the potential of AI in creating custom nudes and sexual scenarios. It's like Bob Ross for the pornographically inclined – happy little bushes included. The Orgasm Gap: Delve into the complex world of sexual satisfaction, where the quest for mutual climax is more challenging than convincing a flat-earther the world is round. Fiona and The Kid tackle the tough questions, like "Is sex even worth it if both parties don't come?" Porn Star Ponderings: Ever find a porn star so distracting you can't even enjoy the, uh, plot? Our hosts share their latest finds and the dilemmas of unrealistic O-faces in adult entertainment. The Ideal Clean-Up Crew: In a surprising turn of events, the conversation veers into the practicalities of hiring a cleaner. Because nothing says "erotic podcast" like discussing the going rate for dusting your knick-knacks.

    Final Thoughts:

    If you've ever wondered whether your sex life could be improved by technology, or if hiring a cleaner could somehow lead to existential revelations about your possessions, then congratulations – you're our kind of weirdo. Remember, folks, in the grand scheme of things, whether it's orgasms or life's messes, the goal is satisfaction and finding joy in the cleanup."

    There you have it, an episode that traverses the spectrum from titillating tech talks to pondering the post-coital clean-up. The Goin’ Deep Show continues to push the boundaries of what a podcast can be, all while ensuring you'll never look at AI – or hot dogs – the same way again.

  • Welcome to "The Goin’ Deep Show," where we dive deep into the abyss of the inappropriate, the unexpected, and sometimes the downright bizarre. In episode 2103, join The Kid and Fiona as they traverse a landscape littered with off-the-wall humor, candid discussions about sex and relationships, and the occasional musical interlude. If you're looking for a podcast that sanitizes the realities of human desire and decorum, you might want to keep scrolling. But if you're game for a rollicking ride through the minds of two unfiltered hosts, you've hit the jackpot.

    In this installment, The Kid and Fiona embark on a raucous journey through the trials and tribulations of approaching grandparenthood, exploring the potential career in fetish modeling, and the inevitable decline of rock star vocal cords. Prepare yourself for a whirlwind of emotions, from the highs of laughter at the prospect of elbow butt fetishes to the lows of contemplating the impact of distance on familial relationships.

    Grandparenthood Beckons: The Kid contemplates the bittersweet nature of becoming a "gilf" and the challenges of having grandchildren living far away. It's not about the title; it's about the mileage. Fetish Frontiers: Ever thought elbow butts could be the next big thing in fetish modeling? Neither did we until now. Dive into the entrepreneurial spirit of turning perceived oddities into opportunities. Rock 'n' Roll's Lament: Witness the tragicomic decline of Vince Neil's stage performance, a sobering reminder that time spares no one, not even the most electrifying of rock stars. Iconic Losses: The episode takes a somber turn with the news of Pee-wee Herman's (Paul Reubens) passing, prompting reflections on the icons of our youth and the impermanence of life. Dating Do's and Don'ts: Fiona navigates the treacherous waters of modern dating, dispensing wisdom on the importance of reading profiles and the red flags of too-soon bedroom talk.

    Final Thoughts:

    Whether you're here for the laughs, the life lessons, or the sheer unpredictability of each episode, "The Goin’ Deep Show" delivers. Episode 2103 serves as a poignant reminder that amidst the absurdity of daily life, there are moments of clarity, introspection, and, most importantly, the opportunity to laugh at oneself and the world around us. So, embrace your inner gilf, question your elbow's aesthetic potential, and remember—life's too short to take too seriously.

    For those about to dive into the deep end with us, we salute you. Episode 2103 of The Goin’ Deep Show is not just a podcast episode; it's a rollercoaster ride through the human psyche, peppered with inappropriate jokes, heartfelt moments, and the kind of banter that would make a sailor blush. Fasten your seatbelts—it's going to be a bumpy night.

  • In this episode, The Kid and Fiona embark on a no-holds-barred exploration of life's most pressing issues: from the perpetual adolescence of frat boys to the mysteries of adult relationships and the etiquette of farting in polite company. Strap in for a ride through the minds of two people who have the unique ability to make you question everything you thought you knew about maturity, love, and whether fish can burp.

    Highlights Include:

    The Quest for Eternal Youth: Dive deep into the philosophical musings of never growing up, courtesy of a college coach living the dream. Spoiler alert: it involves questionable life choices. Unicorns Among Us: Explore the mythical world of perfect relationships and why we're all secretly waiting for someone to realize we're as rare and magical as unicorns. Expect detours into the nature of baggage and why it's the only constant in the dating world. The Farting Conundrum: Engage in a spirited debate on the societal implications of burping and farting. Are these natural bodily functions to be celebrated, or should they be hidden away like a shameful secret? Fiona and The Kid weigh in, and their opinions might surprise you (or not). Dating Disasters: Take a walk on the wild side with tales of dating mishaps, including photobombing exes and the pitfalls of trying to find love in a world full of short, tiny pieces of shit. What's on Tap: Because no episode would be complete without a discussion of what's fueling the madness. Discover the joys of Truly Fruit Punch Hard Seltzer and why bike rides are better with a buzz.

    Final Thoughts:

    If you've ever wondered whether you're the only adult who doesn't have their shit together, this episode is for you. Join The Kid and Fiona as they navigate the absurdities of adult life with humor, irreverence, and a touch of wisdom (accidental, of course). Remember, we might all be unicorns in a world full of donkeys, but at the end of the day, it's better to be a whole turd than a tiny piece of shit.

    Listen, if you're expecting a traditional podcast experience, you've clearly taken a wrong turn at Albuquerque. "The Going Deep Show" is where logic goes to die and fun comes to thrive. It's a judgment-free zone, unless, of course, you're short and tiny. In that case, you might want to sit this one out.

  • The Kid and Fiona take listeners on an escapade through the wilds of human curiosity, auditory fetishes, and the perils of modern dating. Strap in for a ride that zigzags from the tactile pleasures of a finger in the butt to the existential dread of receiving an unsolicited micro-penis picture, all while trying to navigate the cacophonous world of online dating.

    Highlights Include:

    Butt Sniffing Beginnings: The philosophical musings on how a simple act of posterior exploration can lead to an avalanche of unexpected, and often unwelcome, adventures. Soundscapes and Scenery: An ambitious foray into the world of ambient sounds leads our hosts down a path of crowd cheers, hospital ambiance, and the triumphant misuse of an ambulance sound effect. Biking Misadventures: A seemingly innocent bike ride turns into a rescue mission for a scooter-riding, pint-sized person who bit the dust in spectacular fashion. This segment explores the anatomy of a disaster, the confusion between an ambulance and ambiance, and the merits of lying still when you're bleeding from the head. The Tower of Power(lessness): A recount of drinking escapades in a tower, leading to philosophical reflections on the state of being drunk, the viscosity of blood alcohol levels, and the cosmic joke of trying to pick up a date while oozing bodily fluids. Musical Mayhem in Nature: Discover how Rage Against the Machine can turn a peaceful nature walk into an anarchic romp through the woods, disturbing deer and humans alike. Dating Disasters: Dive deep into the treacherous waters of modern dating, where dick pics are currency, and consent is a concept as elusive as a unicorn in a haystack. Learn how not to impress with tales of genitalia, unsolicited sexual invitations, and the art of ghosting.

    Final Thoughts:

    In an episode that covers everything from heroic interventions on bike trails to the existential crisis induced by the online dating scene, The Goin’ Deep Show proves once again that it is the quintessential guide to navigating the absurdity of human existence with humor, irreverence, and a healthy dose of skepticism. Join us next time, where we'll explore whether clitty titties can save the world or if we're doomed to be smothered by the soft serve turds of fate.

    Remember, folks, in the world of The Goin’ Deep Show, every episode is an adventure, every sound a symphony, and every conversation a chance to plunge into the depths of the delightfully deranged. Tune in, turn up, and Go Deep.

  • Ladies and gents, boys and girls, it's time to buckle up and dive deep into the jizzy world of The Goin Deep Show.

    The Breakdown

    The Ducky Madness: We kick off with our host Kid AG, diving into a duck-themed delirium. Apparently, ducks are the new cats, and Fiona the crazy duck lady now. The Black Kayoga Conundrum: A tragic duck noir, where one of Fiona’s black kayogas meets its untimely demise. Dark meat's on the menu, but who's the culinary criminal? Encounter with the Mysterious Black Lady: Kid encounters a woman as enigmatic as a shadow in the moonlight. It's like a scene from a spy movie, but with more awkward flirting and less suave James Bond. Barfly Adventures and Ethnic Mixology: The crew heads to Barfly, the United Nations of bars. If you're looking for a multicultural mishmash with a side of salsa, this is your spot. Scrub Love and Accidental Gizz: In a twist that no one saw coming, Fiona finds herself in a bizarre romance with a scrub-wearing Romeo. Spoiler alert: It's more cringe than Casanova. Movie Night and Unwanted Cuddles: What starts as a chill movie night turns into a cringe-fest of unsolicited cuddling and neck nozzling. Who needs horror movies when you have real-life awkwardness? The Jizzy Jeff Saga: In a plot twist that no one – and I mean no one – asked for, our story takes a turn into the surreal world of DJ Jizzy Jeff. It's a tale of unrequited love, unexpected jizz. The Myspace Mystery Man: Flashback to a Myspace encounter that goes from zero to naked in 60 seconds. It's like a time machine to the early 2000s, but with more nudity and less dial-up internet. The Giz-near Miss: We end on a high note with a tale of a giz-near miss. It's a story of embarrassment, bar hopping, and the kind of regret that only comes from a night out in crazy town.

    Go Deep.

  • Because Friendship Knows No Bounds

    Hey, if you're not down for some good ol' fashioned mutual self-love with your buddies, then what are you even doing here? This episode of the Goin' Deep Show is a crash course in the art of synchronized self-pleasure. Fiona might've left some, ahem, "love stains" on her bed, and we're not holding back on the sex toy action. Fiona's got the lowdown on where to park that vibrator during your next romp.

    Kid's catching heat, not for being a crappy friend, but for being a stellar one. Go figure. And if you're a fan of unhinged morons, you're in for a treat. We've even got a movie review that's as fair and balanced as a tightrope walker on a bender. So grab your best bud and your go-to lube, and let's Go Deep.

    The Nitty-Gritty Timeline

    1:00 - Movie talk! We're dissecting Movie 65 like a frog in biology class. 2:00 - Marilyn Monroe flick with Anna De Armas. Spoiler: She's a smoke show. 3:00 - Gal Gadot: Wonder Woman or just a wonderful woman? You decide. 4:00 - Little Mermaid Remake: Because Hollywood's fresh outta ideas. 5:00 - Your face: It's not a Picasso, but it'll do. 6:00 - Cleanup time, and we ain't talking about your search history. 7:00 - Bar Hopping: The game where everyone's a loser. 8:00 - A touch that's as innocent as a nun in a cucumber field. 9:00 - Last time you got threatened: A trip down memory lane. 10:00 - You crashed on my couch, and all I got was this lousy episode. 11:00 - The Kama Sutra of Masturbation: Positions you didn't know you needed. 12:00 - Where's my midget voice? Size doesn't matter, folks. 13:00 - Red Devil: Still the go-to drink for bad decisions. 14:00 - Simplicity: Because life's already a circus. 15:00 - Don't get it on with each other, just yourself. Trust me, it's easier. 16:00 - You jazzed on my foot: The beginning of a beautiful friendship. 17:00 - The afterglow of mutual masturbation: It's enlightening. 18:00 - Tug those balls like you're trying to start a lawnmower. 19:00 - Go polish the rocket
  • Buckle up, folks. In this episode, we expose Fiona as the world's worst matchmaker. Yeah, she introduced The Kid to one of her "work friends," and let's just say, it' was probably a bad idea gone right. We dive into the twisted art of new lady pals, and spoiler alert: it's not the humans, it's the damn couches that are to blame. Fiona plays Mother Teresa, tucking everyone in with blankets like it's a damn slumber party. At one point, she even suggests The Kid should crash in her bed. Oh, and let's not forget the tale of everyone's favorite midget almost getting a Glock facial. We cover the essentials: aim your load, party like a rockstar, and leave your mess for someone else to clean. All this and more, right by the pond where sanity goes to die. Fiona leaves certain individuals with a warning, but by then, you'll be too hooked to care. Dive in, if you dare.

    Edgy Timeline

    1:00 - Slather your balls in peanut butter, 'cause why not? 2:00 - Bar hopping and Bell's Brewery: A love story 3:00 - You're the whole damn package, and don't you forget it 4:00 - Hot mustard Doritos: The snack of champions or chumps? 5:00 - Fiona's chair: The real culprit behind bad decisions 6:00 - When the room temperature rises, so do your regrets 7:00 - Blame the couch, the enabler of awkward human Tetris 8:00 - Sneak in, but don't expect a warm welcome, just cold steel 9:00 - Star-crossed idiots or a match made in chaos? 10:00 - From zero to busted: The art of getting caught 11:00 - Lips, hips, and other tips for a steamy night 12:00 - Crabby Patties: Google it, skeptics 13:00 - Family time vs. sexy time: The eternal struggle 14:00 - Nostalgia for the days of yard work and zero responsibility 15:00 - Adulting: The horror movie you can't escape 16:00 - The aftermath: A sea of empty cans and regret 17:00 - How much of a disaster zone did we leave? 18:00 - Bonfires: The forbidden fruit of suburban rebels 19:00 - Eat shit and die, but make it poetic
  • Kid and Fiona do more deep fake stories than you can shake a wang at in this one. Telling you all the ways to mess with people and straddle the line on AI generated fakes. The duo discuss some post nut clarity and ask if it is a real thing and how it could potentially mess with our brains. Then we wrap up with a story of some tranzor teacher wearing size Z-sized fake boobies. Its oh so much and oh so little all at the same time here on this episode of the Goin’ Deep Show. Listen in. Go Deep.

    DETAILED TIMELINE

    1:00 Nobody called in dipshit

    2:00 Come up with a reason

    3:00 You can’t stop the tech

    4:00 We watched porn

    5:00 Get to work awkward

    6:00 Post nut clarity

    7:00 Popped out a quickie before

    8:00 Visibly shaken - objectifying women

    9:00 Ridicule for getting upset

    10:00 Self gratification

    11:00 Don’t get caught on live webcam

    12:00 Jennifer Lawrence double blowjob

    13:00 He loves you so much

    14:00 The moral high ground

    15:00 So much that I unloaded

    16:00 How are you not laughing

    17:00 Controversy over huge breasts at school

    18:00 If I had titties like that

    19:00 stick some shit in this bitch

    Go Deep.

  • Kid and Fiona go old school GDS with so much dirty talk in this one it will blow your mind. Kid does his typical porn review and this week its about loads in the face, dribbles off chins, fake loads out of really big fake cocks and spray spray spray. We discuss investing sexually in someone but the other part of the relationship falling apart. We wrap with games we once played as teenagers, old magazine porn and what our dreams are for our children. Listen in. Go Deep.

    DETAILED TIMELINE

    1:00 I love when she cracks me

    2:00 Winnie was the cause of much disruptions

    3:00 The guy sprayed onto each cheek - Foo man Goo’d

    4:00 Blacked Dot com vs the big fake plastic dicks

    5:00 We’re gonna do a side by side with the fake cum

    6:00 I got a kick out of black light situation

    7:00 I gotta get caught up on the porn

    8:00 She begrudgingly - blow it on my face

    9:00 Spray, spray spray

    10:00 I had a condo with Hawaiian

    11:00 Investing into a relationship that gets fucked

    12:00 That’s the biggest problem right there

    13:00 What are you into?

    14:00 That’s probably the healthiest relationship I’ve had

    15:00 We just got into it - recorded it all

    16:00 Play a game - how long can we watch this

    17:00 Old ass magazine porn

    18:00 I hope that my boys dabble in porn - It’s normal

    19:00 I’ll show it to you. Its pretty cool

    Go Deep.

  • Kid and Fiona discuss fatsos making sandwiches, what needs to exist vs what doesn’t need to exist and we call out all the little pussy bitches like we always do. We make fun of short dudes, the only advantage they have is tits right in their face and how many cocks is enough cocks. We call out dudes who don’t have their balls any more and coloring beards and old ladies flirting with people. Listen in. Go Deep.

    DETAILED TIMELINE

    1:00 Ya know, what the fuck

    2:00 When the routine isn’t there it sucks

    3:00 Sticking your face in titties

    4:00 He’s coming back atcha

    5:00 You go somewhere - Subway

    6:00 You have to have the sneeze guard

    7:00 Do you want me to put my love into it

    8:00 Is there still a hair place for dudes

    9:00 I got one cock thats all I need

    10:00 Eliminating all the bad things

    11:00 Biggest pussy social justice warrior

    12:00 Associate with being a fat fuck

    13:00 Guys who don’t have their balls

    14:00 How does this lead back to getting old

    15:00 My middle child is baby bill burr

    16:00 They’re fighting for it

    17:00 Coloring the beard

    18:00 Seeking that attention

    19:00 That’s all I can do

    Go Deep.

  • Kid and Fiona dive hard on some male pleasure tools, how spoiled we are to not be around ugly people, We discuss a few sexual things that are “trending” we ask about cock rings, sharing dicks, high school sex ed and we wrap with a clip of an old couple doing it right. Listen in. Go Deep.

    DETAILED TIMELINE

    1:00 Studio@goindeepshow - birthday evening drink

    2:00 Goddamn it I’m lucky to have this - 3 teeth

    3:00 That’s a true thing - Shitty teeth no way

    4:00 I will look at that - symmetrical faces

    5:00 That shit is just melting off in a fire

    6:00 I guess I’m gonna have to pay for the show

    7:00 I’ve gone on a couple drunk rants

    8:00 Male pleasure tools

    9:00 Pegging? Thumb in the ass

    10:00 I want to bang you - but also others

    11:00 Cock Rings are fun

    12:00 I’m not really all about sharing

    13:00 High school sex ed

    14:00 I love eating pussy - Testimonials

    15:00 She’s got a nice rack on her

    16:00 You learn how to turn her inside out

    17:00 Blowing my load in the same hole night after night

    18:00 Guess what I’m doing? - Lube search

    19:00 Final words.

    Go Deep.