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Just because sweet Willow girl got adopted doesn't mean I don’t have that dawg in me. Is the dawg in me a miniature long-haired dachshund wearing a sweater? Mind your business. Let’s talk DOGS!
0:00 Intro
0:23 Willow got adopted!
6:33 Weird park people
11:45 Old Man Barney
18:12 Rover adventures
26:20 Dog facts
28:56 Storytime
36:02 Any questions?
38:46 Outro
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First and foremost, PLEASE CONSIDER ADOPTING SWEET BABY WILLOW! Dm me on Insta if you’re interested! Also I hope you all watched Wicked and were as pleasantly surprised as I was. I rewatched the Wizard of Oz so you don’t have to and spoiler alert: it was all a dream. I’ve been really holding space with that.
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On this very special Pubcast, we’re welcoming the man, the myth, the legend JEFF all the way from Cockshiretonland. This Anglophile and local cowboy also happens to be my father, and he’s here to talk all about his pub, Downton Abbey, and his love for Kerrygold butter. Slainte!
0:00 Intro
0:20 Meet Jeff
2:16 The Pub
8:37 Our British travels
13:19 Queenie Liz
14:24 Jeff likes British attire
18:20 We love Downton Abbey
19:00 Downton premiere
20:52 Jeff stepped on Christine
22:10 British accent
23:50 Ireland
25:42 Scotland
27:06 Celebrities at the pub
29:24 Any questions?
35:12 Outro
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This week’s episode is a short one cuz i feel like dookie but it’s a damn shame cuz we’re talking SHARKS! Shark tanks, shark dives, whale sharks, shark week… you name it. Also my grandma? Idk.
0:00 Intro
0:30 LI Aquarium review
4:44 My cage diving beef
7:00 More aquarium review
9:46 Butterfly dementia lady
11:35 My grandma
15:39 Soul Surfer
16:34 Shark facts!
20:50 Any questions?
24:15 Outro
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Picture this… the year is 2011, you just ate an Uncrustable, and you’re about to watch the hype video for the event of the year: THE SCHOLASTIC BOOK FAIR. Will you read the newest I Survived book, reread Pinkalicious for the 80th time, or spend all your money on scented glitter gel pens? Your destiny is in your hands.
0:00 Intro
2:11 My ACOTAR thoughts
9:54 The Scholastic Book Fair
13:59 I Survived
15:20 Pinkalicious
18:11 Junie B. Jones the musical
20:17 Story Time: AR ruined my 11th birthday
24:41 Story Time: The Cat Diary
28:04 Any questions?
32:16 Outro
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Lock in, team. Salmon spend their whole lives swimming upstream just to spawn and die (don’t we all). These slippery little dudes travel thousands of miles, turn into zombies, and feed entire ecosystems, all so Phil Collins could write the music for one of the most underrated Disney films of all time.
0:00 Intro
0:20 I hate Donald Trump
3:13 Brother Bear
13:12 Inuit culture
15:18 The salmon life cycle
22:00 Eating salmon
24:18 Story Time! My Alaska trip
31:44 Any questions?
35:14 Outro
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What better way to start off history class than with the ancient Minoans, one of the oldest and arguably sexiest civilizations in human history! These MFs built ludicrously large palaces, had a mysterious hidden language, served as the basis for the myth of the Minotaur, and worshiped a sexy chubby snake goddess with huge boobs. As they should.
0:00 VOTE
0:47 Intro
2:27 Mesopotamians
4:58 Ancient Greek Field Trip
7:27 Ancient Greek periods?
8:43 Minoans are cooking
10:10 Booo pots and pans
11:22 Knossos is baller
12:51 Matriarchal society!!
14:33 Sexy Mother Goddess
18:01 Linear A and Linear B
20:00 The Myth of the Minotaur
25:50 Excavating that sh!t
27:18 Story time! My Knossos tour
31:08 Any questions?
32:20 Outro
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PROFESSOR PESTO IS BACK IN OFFICE! Sorry I’ve been on hiatus ya’ll… I had tummy issues and then my sister got married and then I went to Alaska and also Greece oops. But don’t worry cuz you’re gonna hear alllll about it! Thanks for bearing with me and get ready to have education injected into your cranium with the new and improved Pesto Pod!
(0:00) Intro
(0:53) Welcome back!
(6:26) Esophagus probz
(15:38) Sister's wedding
(30:03) Restaurant job
(33:05) Greece
(35:17) We're so back
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Let's take it back to when your fifth grade undiagnosed arse was sneaking on to the family computer to google "Titanic sinking real footage." Ladies and gents, we're kicking off this rebrand with one of the sexiest historical hyperfixations known to man, the sinking of the Titanic. Get ready to be flooded (no pun intended) with facts and drawn like one of your French girls.
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Cue Forever by Chris Brown because this episode is all about the trend that had 2009 culture in a chokehold, the flash mob! We’re joined by SNL writer and comedy queen Vannessa Jackson to talk about everything from the societal impact of Glee to the cringiest marriage proposals of all time. You’ll also hear us chat about the SNL musical guest curse, Vannessa’s secret love of espionage, and our mutual hatred for pranks. F*CK APRIL FOOLS!
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IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! This week on the pod, we’re welcoming my twin flame and the only person in the world who matches my extraordinary vernacular, Connor Willey! We’ll be discussing all things from sand flea infestation to rejected fist bumps, from the (fake) concept of drowning to dolphin kinks. We may just look like a little girl and an even littler boy who love the great outdoors, but inside, we are the spirits of a bear and an ermine. All hail Mommy Nature!
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No hilarious woman is complete without her even funnier GBF with great hair! Everyone please give a warm welcome to my BFF and the son my parents never had, Joseph! Joseph and I grew up four houses down from each other, went to the same children’s drama camp, and spent our childhood riding our custom Schwinn bikes and making our Littlest Pet Shops have to go through teenage pregnancies. Come with us as we stroll down memory lane and recount all the things that make our friendship great, such as Joseph’s dead pet bunny, our petition to bring back Nikki Blonsky, and, of course, Mother Mishky.
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Gimme more… pesto please! This week, we’re welcoming comedian Jilberto Soto to talk about his one true love and one of the ultimate pop culture icons to ever exist, Britney Spears! From 7/11 cups to audio books, this guy knows his Britney and he has a lot to teach my Gen Z ass. You’ll also hear about my upcoming betta fish, Jilberto’s hometown of Yakima (iCarly fans rise up), and some of the other female musicians that have shaped our pathetic little lives! Shout out to Beyoncé and my Meryl Streep throw pillow.
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Grab your rosaries and get ready to Pan this Vida because this week is different! Join me and one of my childhood besties Spags as we dive into the memories and miseries that were our all-girls Catholic high school. From woke nuns to math teachers from hell to fake Confederate towns, we certainly had our ups and downs while donning our plaid skirts. If you went to high school with us, you might get a laugh from this video. And if you TAUGHT high school to us, please be advised that neither Spags nor myself vaped in the bathroom.
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Get ready to snort some pixie dust cuz we’re talking Disney today! Joining us this week is the TheatreTok queen you probably know as “Ursula girl,” Molly Kavanaugh! We’re discussing everything from Disney deaths to princess parties to high school theatre horror stories, and (big surprise) you’ll catch us singing some of our favorite Disney bops. Apparently cockroaches also love Disney and are eager to join in on this convo. Time to put on your ears and embrace your inner Disney adult!
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Gather around, coven! This week, we’re joined by theatre diva, fellow Rochester native, and practitioner of witchcraft and wizardry, Mia Cherise Hall! Aside from having an angelic voice and immaculate handwriting, Mia is also well-versed in all things spells, crystals, and period blood! So come join us as we talk about organized religion, the magic of cooking, and getting your first Pap smear. Brooms up ladies!
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585 REPRESENT!! This week on The Pesto Pod, we’re welcoming thrifty TikTok fashionista and fellow Rochester NY native, Emma DiMarco! Join us as we talk about all things Rochester, including the Buffalo Bills, garbage plates, and losing your virginity in the Pittsford library parking lot. You’ll also hear all about Emma’s vintage shop, Julia’s concussion, and a princess named Willie Nelson. Grab a slice of Pontillo’s pizza and a Tom Wahl’s root beer and let’s get this Roc party started!
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Just two girls who go together like spades and sparrows! This week we welcome Bachelor Nation's golden girl, Dancing with the Stars winner, and founder of her very own wine brand, the iconic Kaitlyn Bristowe! We'll talk all things red, white, and rosé, as well as a bit about dating icks, lip flips, and some inside tea about reality TV!! It's recommended you enjoy this episode with a glass of pinot.
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New studio! Same old procrastination! Welcome back to The Pesto Pod, where we talk about our niche obsessions with your favorite guests. Except today is different because it's just me and I'm simply recapping my eventful New Year's Eve and January. From scrumptious Buffalo Bills players to peeing my pants to fulfilling my inner theatre kid dreams, here's everything I've been up to lately! And remember to tune into The Pesto Pod every Friday at noon!
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Tis the damn season! This holiday season, we’re welcoming the hilarious Grace O’Malley to talk all things holly and jolly. No matter what you celebrate, there’s always time to confront your conservative uncle! Join us if you want to hear about Julia almost getting suspended because of a high school spanish teacher, Grace’s fear of weatherman Al Roker, and some absolutely stellar Jim Carrey Grinch impressions. Plus you’ll get a good dose of criticism of the Catholic Church, our hatred of New Years, and the yummy delicious smells of Christmas! Knuckles!!
! Audio Quality Warning (I promise I will figure this out eventually lol) !
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