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Happy Mother's Day from the Rum Runnas! In the spirit of the day here are a few mom centric stories that will make you feel like calling your Mom no matter your relationship and saying "Hey, Thanks for not being Terrible."
From a Mother in India who threw her 6 year old disabled son into a crocodile infested canal because her husband kept blaming her for making a broken kid!
To a PA Mom at a local little league field, forgetting her son wasn't in the car after having a few too many drinks and backing directly into him!
So no matter what your mom's like at least she's not these two, so to all the Mom's trying their best and not throwing their kids to the crocodiles or hitting them with their cars have a Very Happy Mother's Day from the Rum Runnas!
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Don't Just Throw Out the Whole Kid / People:
https://people.com/mom-accused-throwing-son-canal-eaten-crocodiles-8644765?mibextid=K35XfP
Was That a Speed Bump or my Kid / 6ABC:
https://6abc.com/post/delaware-county-mother-facing-dui-charges-after-allegedly-backing-into-son-in-newtown-edgmont-little-league-parking-lot/14781068/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR3qnM7WYSx7CSZSeoJTVQN9Jbg5VBKQF6dG-7mqIaeVrRaE2i_o-Y9n3sk_aem_AStw4gD7NJ-YEK8MQihEI8BbB4XZMFuCevOsVxy1Xh43Z-4nACp1_ITXqwdL6PQpdp--urdPDaRISoyxYCQnd3lH&mibextid=K35XfP#lw0thydq9e58ycpst1d
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Botswana threatening Germany with Elephants and Cambodia hating dancing.
The President of Botswana threatens to send 20,000 Live Elephants to Germany if they don't change their current ban on the import of hunting trophies to combat poaching. Honestly if your giving away Elephants we'll take 3!
Cambodian President outlaws musical car horns because he saw a video on the internets that showed kids dancing to them, no one let this guy know about car radios or driving in Cambodia will be accompanied by only the sounds of the wind a blowing.
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Send in the Elephants / The Guardian:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/apr/03/botswana-threatens-to-send-20000-elephants-to-germany-in-trophy-hunting-row?fbclid=IwAR1ZLiHQs_-Zy-tjuET3V2V-gLYJZfzoNlj4r2EhJCDG6eDMJT2wUCQKx0I_aem_AUxefzAv-YbZgEvdZ-hoK0EQ4f6eJgpnDAYhCu64pXkfLqcjLB4V3Q76-g34xLz_lLM
Dancing is for the Devil / The Guardian:
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2024/mar/19/cambodian-prime-minister-hun-manet-bans-musical-vehicle-horns-to-deter-dancing?fbclid=IwAR3XEjvZ5Ol9WSaqXV2383BDK_DuyLV6lvPg64TJZ8DtFa84Np1S-E4zUrk_aem_AUzpi80ZJCV4eCfArk2D5vuq4WX7eZeYtHpg0Jn_elZy9WtozNptBUT6dxt3e9kq-VY
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys talk about a Nude Duelist aka a Nuduelist fighting at Venice Beach with a Spiked Club and an AL Prisoner who died and was returned to his family with no brain.
A Nude Woman in CA was videoed fighting with a clothed woman (shirts vs skins) each battling with specifically spiked clubs. Even though this fight took place in front of witnesses and people were filming this no reports or charges have been filed.
An AL man died in prison and his family is trying to figure out why he was returned with no brain...but to make it even worse he was missing all of his organs.
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Naked Duel on the Beach / NBC:
https://www.nbclosangeles.com/news/local/nude-woman-spiked-club-venice-beach/3351086/?fbclid=IwAR3OGYnqy2l21uf_bC8fgK8Ewp4aaob3wTs59qN6IWUxNlFJU0fBAxamaZg_aem_AcJ_Ne8cdKthpHd5wPFQ9zwl8YnLhHOdLe3EsNCDRznQSAl7tMYQKvSuXgg_-hFJVZw
Didn't this dead guy have a brain / AL . com
https://www.al.com/news/birmingham/2024/02/alabama-prisoners-brain-missing-after-uab-autopsy-says-family.html?utm_source=reddit.com&fbclid=IwAR2Fwwecj6tGqrZ5aUJfQRtJyKbC9nH2Shu6cIHL1LtYZj9YBAk-kPLM9vI_aem_AfXbmKbTvdrH6-ac9Fhxp9VbG61xDxX-Ug9YrUnsexnPinXY7Z9zGwKvqXseOU1C2aQ
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the news goes feudal with both stories involving ancient Japanese warriors, well one involved a "samurai sword" and the other involved "ninja-like people":
In Vancouver WA a man is arrested for threatening people in Walmart with a samurai sword, that's pretty much all the story told us; the craziest thing to come out of this story is that we still after (not exhaustive but a decent amount of) research we still have no idea if this story is real or not because the story was so short and lacked any substance on any "legitimate" (cough* Fox News cough*) News Source and the better written more detailed source was literally NEWS GPT!!! So what came first the Fox Story or the AI Story...honestly we don't know.
GA is arrested for firing 127 ROUNDS at a store, shooting at "ninja-like" people, and hitting nothing but inanimate objects. We know that sounds (not even vaguely but very) racist on first listen, but we've reached a couple of options as to what happened. 1: This man was playing a real-life prop hunt and didn't win. 2: He stole a motorcycle and really hated the guy he was robbing so he really really really shot up the place. 3: This man is basically John Wick, he was actually being attacked by ninjas sent by a secret underground criminal syndicate and he did kill a bunch of them but the super-elite syndicate cleaned up the bodies before the cops got there (honestly think about how crazy John Wick would sound if he got arrested and tried to explain what he was doing). 4: Meth! All equally plausible.
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Walmart Sword Battles (AI or Not AI That is the Question) / FOX12:
https://www.kptv.com/2024/02/05/man-with-samurai-sword-threatens-people-walmart-vancouver/?fbclid=IwAR0DIlIgW8CQGTroEX6nLEg7O611tSDAwatVDb-46BVfzzxjHWhtkt7nKUw_aem_ARKO8s9nXsLT_lllmFGacnRkci5iLic8ho2wsnw5LRJgkTrAHjreEzHlJf2Orpj0EZI#lshmdtrc0yeho7bcmbw
It was them damn Ninjas / MDJ Online:
https://www.mdjonline.com/news/police_fire/marietta-man-accused-of-shooting-127-rounds-at-ninja-like-people/article_2ee7376e-bae9-11ee-9eeb-3fc90ac10133.html?fbclid=IwAR3xVcrEuKWHb9uPWdz0GfwmVgKqgJCgXoYYj5aSFInb7gDZORw5UGn8fls_aem_ARIzz2kKD39Oe6UBzj2T9tfAOrhCgVf25OzF88PQKQtuM4Vu3o1G-8HWUT98Psgkeog
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys start with an apparent biblical smiting and end on a good old-fashioned Rum Runnas brand story involving stuff being inserted into a part of the body it doesn't belong. Stories this week include:
A football player in Indonesia is struck by lightning and killed in the middle of the game. This is why you should definitely never play sports during a rain storm, but we honestly don't know the odds that this would happen with the sheer amount of taller and most likely metal objects that are all around sports stadiums how did a lightning bolt pick one player out. This is one of the few instances where the chance of a higher power might be real...and apparently, they bet on the opposing team.
An AUS man is in the hospital after attempting to get sexual gratification by shoving 3 (YES 3) batteries into his PENIS!!! We'll let the wave of pain fade from the male audience. We don't know why he did it or how he planned on getting it out, but this man shoved 3 BATTERIES IN HIS PENIS and then waited a whole 24 hours to go to the hospital! And then his penis started DYING!!!! Some people don't deserve to have a penis and the doctors agreed with that sentiment.
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If there's a God, They bet on the Other Team / the Hindustan Times:
https://www.hindustantimes.com/trending/footballer-dies-after-being-hit-by-lightning-in-indonesia-harrowing-incident-captured-on-camera-101707743854587.html?fbclid=IwAR3YuTni4E5n-2buq81ZvTJNLUJDoQhMs6C0vvaO2tlyPTSAwY2CHP4bLuQ_aem_AfX1xXrxqg5wAL6GTTO87M59n33chj9TORJPs78rHRf36C5WrdsSA8hnwAm9cnWYYDY
Don't Stick Those In There!!! / NDTV World:
https://www.ndtv.com/world-news/australia-doctors-remove-batteries-from-mans-penis-after-he-shoved-them-in-for-sexual-gratification-5073715/amp/1
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys start with a complete misunderstanding and end on a violent story that they don't know how to feel about. From UK people using weird words and making us think there is a war on birds with medieval weapons to a CO man "allegedly" biting off a cop's finger and all our thoughts on how it's alleged. Stories this week include:
In the UK Swans are under attack in a Swan Sanctuary, now 4 swans are dead and the method of death is a catapult. As two schmucks from America when we hear catapult we think medieval siege engines! Apparently, that's not what the UK thinks of when they hear catapults they think a freaking slingshot. We were disappointed with the twist but that didn't stop us from coming up with a slew of alternate theories of how 'swan attacks can leave 4 dead by catapult'.
In CO a man is in trouble for "allegedly" biting off a cop's finger, we didn't read any of the article before immediately building an elaborate tale of a young partner's hatred for his old backward-thinking partner with a penchant for unnecessary violence. In a world where you are that hated by your partner who truly would believe you didn't cut off your own finger? In the end, we discovered more but not enough info and have a few theories: 1: The guy really was a D-Bag and bit off the cop's finger 2: He was attacked by ninjas 3: he was possessed by a ghost like from the movie Fallen 4: This cop sucks and he cut off his own finger by uppercutting the man and hammer-fisting while his finger was in his mouth 5: The cop is entrapping this man and cut off his finger to sell it 6: It's meth! All Equally Plausible!
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UK v Swans but with Catapults / BBC:
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-surrey-68207847?fbclid=IwAR0-4vRsxIROAdtWkDmkx9srAa4pPJEN6gIQXkGclcf1mO1jPupLcHIz6v8_aem_ARJJcKe3sbBR-PWE50vZGInGDcG9wqWB2ezj7Cu1KL9Gyr_7lGNRLYFRgmi3l6jyymM
How did he maybe bite off a finger / KQRE:
https://www.krqe.com/news/weird/man-allegedly-bites-off-spits-out-part-of-officers-finger-during-arrest-in-denver/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&fbclid=IwAR1k1a5Z9FYQPQRj5BFqRYCyVzG-VnvD7vBnaPjzMNIU3LusPcLKSdKgbyk_aem_ARJzsZc3eWXmm4oV7ZiXey2RP7Ac6CJLXaPDq3haZPHZj3uZzt07QlfC42ySBsc8bWM
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. This week the guys dive deep into some bathroom-heavy stories; between a Chinese Chess Scandal that had bathtub poop to a Floridaman covered in excrement from an exploding toilet, topped off with a good deal of anger toward fast food places and our pleas to bring back all the good stuff you got rid of. Stories this week include:
In the world of Chinese Chess, the new tournament champion is in some hot water, now being stripped of his win after partying to celebrate and taking a poop in the bathtub that in some way that is not detailed damaged the bathtub. That isn't even the end of their problems after accusations of more anal bead cheating rocks the chess world.
Floridaman visits his local Dunkin and instead of coffee and donuts, he found himself walking out covered in poop and piss! Now he's suing and honestly, the amount he's asking for is too low cause being covered in excrement after a toilet explodes and the employees know it was an issue is so icky yucky gross this dude needs a million dollars.
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More Chess Sex Toy Cheating this Time With Poop / SBNation:
https://www.sbnation.com/2024/1/4/24025155/chess-sex-toy-cheating-scandal-bathtub-poop-china?fbclid=IwAR0tgrVaO-NAV4Ao4usMCCBoDjX7-5qUn81CNn8sU5TGY0-Jgqz7f67SZjU_aem_AUoiuPcxk2JFdKgdXJTANtlRdce_vFQsJw9Y4Y_bUXsFjqduZK9sGWrXqSqWH2aaO7A
He’s not Wrong He’s Filthy / Click Orlando:
https://www.clickorlando.com/news/local/2024/01/04/florida-man-sues-dunkin-donuts-after-toilet-explosion-covers-him-in-waste/?fbclid=IwAR3ovuqPk344wgnEFf10hFiPHS-lza7kClNYzoU1V_dtzl9HJtMhXGGpE7Y_aem_AUqVcbGYmB_WZiYsnru6AoVqr0mMZ7NTYuEH8Tv43UrKEsK0m0nclH_BblOv8ZJnoi0
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Jarred and Kyle are back to go over more of the internet's weirdest and funniest news stories. With their fair share of tangents; speaking of that who's down to invest in a house built inside of a barn let us know if you're in after you hear the pitch. This week we talk about:Firefighters in OK were having a hard time putting out a house fire due to the recent unseasonably cold weather, if that wasn't bad enough they kept running into venomous snakes all throughout the house!2 St Louis men robbed a local foot locker at gun point and fled, they would have maybe gotten away with it too if it weren't for one of the men's overwhelming need to blast porn and take care of business in a stolen car parked in Waffle House Parking Lot. There aren't many rules at Waffle House but that's one of them.We Read The Click Bait So You Don't Have To! Follow Us On:Website: www.rumrunnaspodcastnetwork.comFacebook: https://www.facebook.com/RumRunnasInstagram: https://www.instagram.com/RumRunnas/Twitter: https://twitter.com/RumpodWatch Video Versions and Support Us On:https://www.patreon.com/Rumrunnas/Featured Stories / Sources:How are these connected / 2 News OK:https://www.kjrh.com/news/local-news/venomous-snakes-cold-challenge-sand-springs-firefighters-in-structure-fire?fbclid=IwAR3lwp-w3RXFVgmi-QKLcx6kle3jCcMR7QNt62kKD-dkfuKQDIHsjIPm9Wg_aem_AUom5hMhNYL-VSKHBsEEwr02j9SHgW76q9xoWfOAbyrbQxwsjKHWldI_vuh0bxjNWKoHe was “Busted” alright / Riverfront Times:https://www.riverfronttimes.com/news/loud-sex-noises-lead-to-st-louis-robber-getting-busted-41639996?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark&fbclid=IwAR2JD1HUwBo0XBjjHUs2x2yeoSfdNCJE5QlEUwnpt8muLIfMJlV2okXcBcA_aem_AUpJ1J29CnUdIlOnZIuSqZ0zveGJjnh8sbifoR83LXmxiFd3WSJY-9iRuq8WfyK3u8wLearn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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The Boys are back talking about all the weirdest, wildest, and wackiest clickbait news stories from all over the internet. This week we go in hard on two crazy clickbait stories to catch up from our end-of-year break. This week we talk about:
A real piece of garbage PA field hockey coach who was on the run for doing terrible things that I won't even repeat gets his just desserts after running to CO and becoming a farm hand, karma finally caught him and he was crushed to death in a lawnmower crash...and we were introduced to the world's greatest coroner, Sandy!
A Chicago man who has been in prison for the past 12 years for a murder they didn't commit is finally released after discovering that the key eyewitness is blind...honestly, we don't know if they were blind at the time of witnessing it was weirdly vague about it. Also, Kyle doesn't know what a diplomat is, and somehow that led to death by butt soap!
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Justice is a Dish Best Served Crushed / Penn Live:
https://www.pennlive.com/crime/2023/12/charged-with-sex-assault-dauphin-county-field-hockey-coach-turned-fugitive-dies-in-lawn-mower-crash.html?fbclid=IwAR2epJ8Etz-oI-7RERjKKwBzBJeFrsofbzV3zO7p9mg10MUTd9jmMitppXA
Justice is Blind But the Eye Witness Shouldn't Be / BBC:
https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-67777344?fbclid=IwAR39Xrfc31pnLV2vMukYmsxv-hZ2vOWjTaxYg9OgrALLM18Vb0FkGjgqguU
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It's 2024 and the Boys are Back! New Year New Season, even though we don't actually have seasons and we never really tell you they're happening...But we're back! Jarred and Kyle return to reading all the weirdest and funniest news stories with the most questionable headlines they can find online and for our return episode, we're starting off strong:
OH man finds a crackpipe in his McDonald's order. Was it theirs, was it his, we don't know the times and information was weird and they didn't focus much on the crack, what we do know is this McDonald's had way too much construction debris to reopen like nothing happened!
UK man has his balls bitten off by an XL Bully! We subscribe to the thought process that there aren't bad dogs just bad owners and England with all the hate and the now official ban of the XL Bully, this is probably your fault. If you love your dogs, prove it!
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BaDa Ba Ba Ba Is This Crack? / NBC:
https://www.nbc4i.com/news/local-news/columbus/inspectors-shut-down-columbus-mcdonalds-temporarily-after-report-of-crack-pipe-in-customers-order/?fbclid=IwAR1R5D-Cfx3P-kbI8bWSahT0ejXkjMN0gZsIFrY_FDf9Sjkus1FKD95pGf0_aem_AR93k0hksFzPgN8Yd_voowDVp3UsffABrke8fs9mtMtDLFo_tZdSRD11pOfBLrrWgkM
Dog Ate My Balls! / The Sun:
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/24720801/xl-bully-attack-jeremy-kyle-couple-chesterfield/?fbclid=IwAR2Q14T-tsxr2Clkz-uWaNLR7mCid_oAdBfUQpXxvoZKqy53S1AVGfJIRlk
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A woman that couldn't figure out why everyone was pulling out of the way on the road is informed that she's rolling with red and blue lights (she says she didn't know but maybe this was her plan all along), former pizzeria owner is in trouble after receiving a PPP loan and shuttering his pizzeria and buying an Alpaca farm (we also discovered a new hilarious mental image, picture an Alpaca wool wig...you're welcome), Jack in the Box employee shoots at a Family with a whole child in the back and another child on the way over a Curly Fry argument (I didn't know Jack in the Box curly fries were on that level), and lastly an Officiant for some reason that we couldn't figure out decided the best way to get everyone's attention at a wedding was to fire a gun well guess what it didn't go well and he shot a kid (we don't know if they finished the wedding because let's be honest weddings are expensive and it's not that kids day it's the couples and they shouldn't make it about the shot kid). Also, Kyle explains the reasoning why you should only ever cry in front of Strangers, that's a rule now make sure you follow it!
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Why’s everyone pulling over / KSL:
https://www.ksl.com/article/50725620/woman-unaware-of-red-and-blue-flashing-lights-on-her-car-didnt-realize-why-drivers-pulled-over?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1ix21p4clYXAu0Q9bvMvODIpEcUOmVg3Hh1UiyitRAE1yDCJCo3Jli-aA_aem_AQrZxNgzSYyv4lDkNIkqZLDTx4VaF3_Aj1_v7mW-tWaIrffRBWnt3SpjTGUPCbxeh5U&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
He’s not a qualified alpaca owner / KMOV:
https://www.kmov.com/2023/09/01/man-gets-2-year-prison-sentence-using-fraudulent-ppp-loan-buy-alpaca-farm/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0-PsrkLbbbMt1hjR1SEDgK4e6ArNSrQjnJUUuPyQWFr5yFcQEvTNoWbKM_aem_AQr744148yiq6udNKhuyrqoU8ESle94y06COXDDHCqzpYtQPYHdNj9fOSzBRLXgsPLM&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
Jack in the Box Claps Back / WESH:
https://www.wesh.com/article/jack-in-the-box-shooting-curly-fries/45324865?fbclid=IwAR39_HnnaS_4YozePwjPlB5fOYwhvOgkoUxiBiFw1uW0SOvpaRy8-sIU6Rk_aem_AQqpKLuJKzL41Lo5epmSgiyPdARK9wP44c4wLqJv5v6h4Lm0jEiI7D1Opbk6NnvY9X0&mibextid=S66gvF
Dearly Beloved...BANG / KLKNTV:
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle (after a bit of an unplanned break) are back to discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A yoga class being mistaken for a ritual mass murder, a naked man breaking into houses and fighting the occupants (also a bunch of attempted Mortal Kombat quips), another man arrested for hitting people with food (honestly does no one appreciate food fights anymore), and the now infamous diarrhea plane. All this plus a breakdown of what candy we'd eat out of someone's butt and our breakdown of how sex is actually really gross when you think about it.
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Yoga Mass Murder / BBC:
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-lincolnshire-66742339?fbclid=IwAR3hGmWsewEm5ntXcsYZqC1qSC2ABAkEBe776L-1onD2Ok-toBqutjokLv8_aem_ARFBcIw6lxlsdRf3KrVhDxeAnpyLbNLrT5bEmr9hczVj0rE0Ux9spS92iU0PpN5mlAc&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
Naked Mortal Kombat / KDVR:
https://kdvr.com/news/local/naked-man-enters-2-edgewater-homes-fights-with-homeowners/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR22kuehep7N-e26oA1vaP8Du34-QLErK9edyk0QpVR2C3wd4whx2sTnHVU_aem_ARFBW5c23v8J4rdQUiBNMml4J8GwE_zhLsBSGakf582HPRi_iD-9NUEWPYwq4FDl9Mg&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
Another Food Fight / WFLA:
https://www.wfla.com/news/pinellas-county/lakeland-man-arrested-for-snickers-bar-battery/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3h6aodghHlIuCrU0SHiTKzSdmFVNp9BJX5gPys9URVJ4tN4KKJpzznTvw_aem_ARHDut28zdMARtsYlK4jp-cVB4radyU7-oA5kSP29LOPyWwOnLjZJWpxS5wICzAup28&mibextid=S66gvF
Diarrhea Plane / Futurism:
https://futurism.com/passenger-diarrhea-plane
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: The Story of a Mom who hired a stripper Barbie for her 5-year-old's Birthday Party, GA man is arrested for somehow stealing his neighbor's entire porch whole, ID man is arrested after a homecoming proposal goes wrong and he holds a group of boys at gunpoint (honestly though why does it take 9 boys to ask out 1 girl), and FL women are arrested after purposely clogging a toilet at a local Papa Bees (These women chose violence that night)!
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This Barbie Undresses Herself / Today:
https://www.today.com/parents/moms/mom-accidentally-hires-stripper-5-year-olds-barbie-party-rcna98595?cid=sm_npd_td_fb_ma&fbclid=IwAR2f_cbDLhiXMHKl8vZXrMx0W4oIbmtdBsiDW3vR6pts9jhEtHSBpVNe58M_aem_AXxwDviovv8w-SHRocK6RVnanGa3nb7E7mIR8_F47MQDWrQu8UX8jDpJ0aUbk8PyzNs&mibextid=S66gvF
Who is this guy Carmen San Diego / The Messenger:
https://themessenger.com/news/georgia-man-arrested-for-stealing-his-neighbors-entire-front-porch?fbclid=IwAR1hYF638H-fcjyfL8_B5P9KePFaoZpp5aAgmqwOXL0BD3xhwy5m0yP2arc_aem_AXwyOEXP1BnQwdwPvEvWImT29hZROFr7BDeFSyqNtFbJFsp4ol4yErvFY4kD9WWYIww&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
Don’t ever ask this man to a dance / East Idaho News:
https://www.eastidahonews.com/2023/08/man-reportedly-threatens-teens-with-gun-after-homecoming-dance-proposal-goes-wrong/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR28ErVvGEe_jIiqacInlmYFmfcM4XnZWtdjRaVj9ojWPizgMPOMI2U-3oY_aem_AXyUU4kBp68GOioA7zjKdF1LWufPVBTKT6r4zb_1i20rFc765x3LoHex7234Mu1KY-Q&mibextid=S66gvF
I'm a be I'm a be I'm be fighting at Papa Bees / WFLA:
https://www.wfla.com/news/florida/clogged-toilet-at-florida-wing-joint-leads-to-5-arrests/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1jo_Q_bLWcToH9xzv_k_LXpSQx2M6BTonWGcc-F3LIXVKQqijBtlcjCrE_aem_AXwdytlHOs_VtUZf42iBX9Thu1iS8Fk70ooS8dwBy9T27Iw5i8T2RAiib_Qj2OszLW0&mibextid=S66gvF
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CO man steals a car and then brings it back to the scene of the crime only to be chased up a 320 ft crane for 12 hours, Chinese Zoo is questioned about having a Golden Retriever in the cage that was supposed to be for a lion (this is only made worse by the weird man in a bear suit debate that's also currently happening. Apparently Chinese zoos have zero chill and will just show off anything), The success of the Barbie movie is making Barbie themed coffins boom in popularity (which raises a lot of feelings about the commercialization of Death), NC man crashes into a mobile home with his truck and is shot twice (oh yeah he was naked this entire time), and lastly FL aquarium has 2 brother manatees that kept having sex with each other and it was so much that one of the brother's literally banged his brother to death!
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Featured Stories / Sources:
Where was he gonna go / CBS:
https://www.cbsnews.com/colorado/news/car-theft-suspect-julian-fernandez-12-hours-atop-radio-tower-avoid-thornton-police/?fbclid=IwAR3CTxCTQrKTwMxf24WzujSVZTp-EBTBgVuDxv9tJ1a3-nPf-vWodqCEhRI_aem_AdKOy3I0agQ7CYj56Xz7-c7G82Sr0QYPLcy1yeSwYvHV4En056S_BnNibXUZIuvTG4w&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lkyeaugcp3j30unnx3g
Is this lion / Express:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1798249/Chinese-zoo-fake-lion-golden-retriever?fbclid=IwAR3hvRo2QqPl_HYjqfLwYpXH6KwBqGk-gou-B8B2nfK5acGpzInfAepTKAA_aem_AdLVKu83D1azLLLvabwwudHILaxqgGKwLkDQ7_3O3Q6SKLPK0j-v50d60J_vptfNlwo&mibextid=S66gvF#lkye4uqvhy978solt95
Hi I’m Deceased Barbie / Express:
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/1798295/barbie-themed-coffins?fbclid=IwAR2nbRhh4eUqWmk8bRpdOO2yqt8o0Uv-Bqw23H7Hl2iT1PubDqeoNktXhFA_aem_AdJ01hdJWAf170bh335k8d-2bjCx2mLRD5-VvxzLTQxLerbq09ucSAtsKtMmDEzskfA&mibextid=S66gvF
Was he shot for the crash or the naked / WBTV:
https://www.wbtv.com/2023/07/31/naked-man-shot-twice-after-crashing-pickup-through-mobile-home/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3cwXZ2qF7Fepk77_FpdTF_i2KQ9HX1hstQivpNQgZLxfGK8E-aNSTXxw8_aem_AdLU4PfRTged8s17VMLDqEmEhh2BWwehndIUxZ91cyve3Si9O3eB7ebLa5Sq6290SBw&mibextid=S66gvF#lkye7yusinorp1qp7wn
WTF Manatees / NBC:
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/manatee-dies-injuries-sexual-encounter-brother-florida-aquarium-rcna96713?fbclid=IwAR07uqsDpLFJPCRBWvobIZU3UokVTSiuYUGEOOWZO67q0rBV8n6a1aFbwkE_aem_AdKnE1QAs3fPPU8YbOHZhvEULUAVmTzw0MmadPUdwQ2h_uG41Mtl8LOHHtRTNa2cDFQ&mibextid=S66gvF
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Investigation is underway in PA to find the person who has been throwing frozen bananas at cars, PA man is arrested for stealing less than $100 in groceries...but some of that was 3 cakes with his face printed on it (side note: if we all went on strike for paying for groceries until food prices were reasonable again, I don't think they could stop us. Just some food for thought), Quincy man is arrested with is genitals exposed near horses...again (if we've said it once we've said it 100 times "You can say whatever you want about a Horse Fucker), and a UT man beats a friend to death with a can of soup my guess is it was Campbell's Chunky but honestly this was only vaguely discussed it sparked a debate about sandwiches with soup.
Are you Team Jarred: PB&J is delicious with Chicken Noodle Soup or Team Kyle and PB&J should never be eaten with soup and honestly Grilled Cheese is the only acceptable accompanying sandwich with almost any soup. (We're in agreement on Tomato Soup and Grilled Cheese).
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Featured Stories / Sources:
Aggressive Potassium Distribution / WFMZ:
https://www.wfmz.com/news/area/berks/police-search-for-person-throwing-frozen-bananas-at-cars-in-tilden/article_94b415c6-2c05-11ee-9732-7ff504191bb3.html?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1PN0HZzwJupQ7CZJSW1hd1xTtWIW_q0xTEKbDZGtXoCfiahrFWL4sVxW8_aem_AXMVn0NKzsGBhmTRIL1amy11C96CyYN516YdIvyufbGywlOqG63C73ZCWMxeRSnAl7I&mibextid=S66gvF
Face Cake Thief / Local 21:
https://local21news.com/newsletter-daily/lancaster-man-arrested-for-stealing-three-cakes-with-his-face-printed-on-them-bakery-weis-markets-daquai-jackson-millersville-pastry?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR3SnAr4EJ5fM2fAlplP_CKMk3CkwvY6t3seLrXruQOA0zihi8ClWhBOn4s_aem_AXMrj15vI_-7MIL9gAdGKraQaSWAuhbiXiusM720d_D-00F6w1eafUecXatMkdwbgic&mibextid=S66gvF
We Can Say What We Want About This Guy / KHQA:
https://khqa.com/news/local/police-quincy-man-with-genitals-exposed-near-horses-arrested-again?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2xg5jDQUT6wef6C1RaTffgkCBxhaBJLSwE_baxx-KCf4FLL7ETCyZkXrk_aem_AXP0BGh4TkiZUbZF4HjDYXmW7JDLMuDKPv1BnE4hwAzf2e3eIh0TI2wngabc8N20GCc&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
Bet it was Chunky / SLTRIB:
https://www.sltrib.com/news/2023/07/25/utah-man-reportedly-beats-his/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2IrWlyHXqEwSQI0svnujEf4x7MFIeJ78mTJuXOh7SdeEvXDdWPZh696cQ_aem_AXPenUibzSfuYOx7IVE1DVZoSex6C5YGiBe9MyzJNf6ABRBI89t3uGPb00IFkF8iWlY&mibextid=S66gvF
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: In PA a Wendy's manager manufactures an employee to collect their wages for herself (honestly this is a pretty awesome scheme and also Fuck Wendy's), FL "Joker" is re-arrested after cutting his GPS tracker and makes it down the street to almost die from an OD and gets arrested again (This man collected mug shots like school picture days), RFK Jr's Q&A comes to an explosive end when the climate denying host gets into an argument with another guest screams "I'M FARTING" and lets one rip (all this while the presidential hopeful onlooks in horror), and a Cruise line apologizes for traumatizing their guests after pulling up to port at the same time as the locals yearly Whale Extermination Day leaving guests to witness 78 whales being murdered (but we've decided were going and were gonna hunt the whales from the backs of whales making the ultimate killer whale "Gladiator Whales"). Also, would you guys watch a Disney movie about two princes that befriend lions and hyenas respectively, and then get into a West Side Story rumble and in the end have to broker a peace between the two? Because we think that idea is awesome.
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Featured Stories / Sources:
This is a Legit Grift / Daily Voice:
https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/lancaster/louisiana-woman-steals-20k-using-ghost-wendys-employee-in-pa-police/?fbclid=IwAR0e_uoTG3ZSoTHi3FYplsXtVyGbEvN_giDKbrzr8CtzXMwIdrt65S8q-r8_aem_AT51a2WwS_2qdNS0cUWGLqgbcuU3MmSrvOGSJ8KU4SxjIxNhtDLUBOOvDfmEAU45WdE&mibextid=S66gvF
Floridaman "Joker gets caught like the clown he is" / CBS:
https://cbs12.com/news/local/albert-lee-gardner-the-joker-arrested-cuts-off-gps-tracker-overdoses-survives-narcan-hernando-county-sheriff-office-florida-07-17-2023?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1W508nUIxV0P3gpdCfToy1zMAcyg9ThtV64mu5LjnYqTtEIKV-2hChEPU_aem_AT4_44hOPwL057a1i-GqoiU5uJhtLOGB7Lvko66-HNxKRXU7N7fB2OSisnYCK0PChg8&mibextid=S66gvF
"I'M FARTING!"/ Independent:
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/rfk-jr-on-issues-natural-gas-climate-crisis-b2375325.html?mibextid=S66gvF
It's Whale Season / ABC:
https://abcnews.go.com/International/dozens-whales-slaughtered-front-cruise-passengers-company-apologizes/story?id=101271543&fbclid=IwAR2UjiRmk9OvcG8ctFC7lstRMEDR1EE93M1ukm0TlS2OGQR-rUDF9ek8Weo_aem_AT61D5w2CIXRmP9q-vXc76bXKn9e7-lvz9-QSnf_4J5TNz0685VE4OQ5Ksky_52VkIo&mibextid=S66gvF
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: Canadian Farmers' contract disagreement ends with one owing the other $82,000 be careful who you send emojis too they hold up in court, CA Chinese Restaurant closes down after 7 people were rushed to the hospital after eating Meth filled soy sauce (weirdly never mentioned if people should be worried), San Diego elderly woman is scalped by a man in the park with a sword then orders help at a Starbucks drivethru (nothing good happens at parks at 1:30am), and a man is arrested after taking an Uber to sell 25lbs of Meth (and did you know you can make more selling Meth than selling Quarter Pounders).
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Featured Stories / Sources:
Emojis = Law / CNN:
https://www.cnn.com/2023/07/07/business/farmer-contract-thumbs-up-emoji/index.html?fbclid=IwAR3q-qUs-yXRxDceln8lEYSr5GSJepqfjt4Mb6Cqtd2MX1xHPigKjHLAa3I_aem_AQnzz8nPLrPRtfPcjpd8harVzawQXKOcw7i8s76Bdr0lLZzKs-RLKvWY87ZVBFu-whg&mibextid=DcJ9fc
Meth.S.G / WSBTV:
https://www.wsbtv.com/news/trending/japanese-steak-house-closes-weeks-after-meth-found-soy-sauce/4BAP2PI27VBRVMVBO3WQWRFRMA/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem_manual&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=facebook&fbclid=IwAR1EGqs4KQUz33l_AmLibqgzxJC2DNpW356KDS_mzbpXfOEyGipzpicFdrk_aem_AQn76YsMfqnTRP9VLjw_do0rC8YLL_Gh0y4WTCnTMZU3K1hBvhgSwGArnUdwoDuFAHg&mibextid=DcJ9fc
Made her a Convertible / FOX News:
https://fox5sandiego.com/news/local-news/woman-scalped-with-sword-at-park/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR2nkajFhVbDxJkXjtltFDlJymi0UxJUgkICpjuCYESiP8XVLs2vUHm1-QU_aem_AQnf-slL6XUB4A5NSqOKKmRDXNJh0VBMq3UWNq5rnFJ5f5MtaPPRO7lJ0vrx9k0Xz5g&mibextid=DcJ9fc
5 Star Drug Mule / WMUR:
https://www.wmur.com/article/new-hampshire-meth-federal-charges-71123/44510028?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1UAtzlmo-By2wylSbPl8o42AwhE3UNTPt5NyiKlpUneMk8MXj7Lct14CE_aem_AQnWxEQOD5gasoAtJWG2yCO-cWlb8TWG57TRJa08jzEQRzfJGJJEybuwk5bhGYWK8Vo&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Houston boy has been missing for 8 years and apparently no one knew he was missing (working Rum Runnas Theories: He just avoided his mom super good, he's Jason Bourne, or his mom was running some sort of scam and orchestrated the whole thing), MD woman is killed by a stolen forklift and the suspect is still at large (how fast was that forklift? Honestly we don't know, the only ones we've seen are slow as hell), Floridaboy is in trouble for shotgunning a twisted tea using a baby alligator (just glazing over the underage drinking in this article), and UK man is arrested for passionately banging a tree at a public park (honestly the phrasing makes it seem like love was involved and we don't agree with these hateful writers bad mouthing this tree fucker, don't mince words he's a tree fucker, but if he loves the tree let him fuck it. Next time just hump your own tree).
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He was home the whole time / ABC:
https://abc7.com/houston-man-missing-rudy-farias-found-texas-news-for-eight-years/13461967/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR18GBg2VrJAmJsA0WNLR16tmpJKVzJo0nl31a5Hy1gl84uaJFlZvuC6zWc_aem_AQhzGTcke4szobRGG_z8QyXGU1h8-oCUtR37rTBndbJ09KRuSEJn4cv4B2SmB88E5Qo&mibextid=DcJ9fc
How fast was this forklift / CBS:
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/forklift-stolen-woman-killed-hit-and-run-maryland/?fbclid=IwAR1OlCoeBwAJg_G3NovymxEoPTRc2DqxlYHJt-7ofpZs5BoTNAkJcrqAIYw_aem_AQiLdGQzTxAhxoNOcYLBru2MBWNEbQTwWWSWHEot6vQmp213udIFkx3portX_b8LZP0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ#lju7o4h7pwm6ad3nhy
The most Florida, Floridaboy / Orlando Weekly:
https://www.orlandoweekly.com/news/young-florida-man-charged-with-animal-cruelty-for-using-baby-gator-to-shotgun-a-twisted-tea-34520643?fbclid=IwAR1_XTnRXDgDSpye6Ac9ZBnQ4GecCUU-Cd7MVxF22fH28PIQzDeyMr7p8IE_aem_AQhql5YJM11a3xvWfbvG1uGQhEIeqZBzWOifqKBZv7fOvz7nSg9b-_-9_1j-r_XFB6g&mibextid=DcJ9fc
Don't Yuck His Yum / NY Post:
https://nypost.com/2023/06/15/man-busted-having-passionate-sex-with-tree-in-busy-uk-park/?fbclid=IwAR0tWSeV3hvDbCVab3Ha1LUfwXc4AlpLElOcEKBiBeGUzb7CU4Kz4rCwUTE_aem_AQgoUL_Egt8BESvtgNie3OkJDR4pTmG6o_TulRpyFlws-40wL_Bx5F5LuJa1aoZylng&mibextid=DcJ9fc
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On this week’s episode Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: CA man is shot while attempting to fight off a robber and stumbles into The Cheesecake Factory (At least Jarred feels that if you're going to fight off an armed robber the best defense if distraction via closeup magic), Woman attempts to evade arrest by hiding in Disneyland Attraction (it wasn't on the ride which was honestly a massive disappointment), MN man is arrested for assaulting people with Skittles (Kyle feels these people should feel grateful they got a gift of Skittles, Jarred thinks Skittles are a mid candy), and a Half Naked Floridaman is arrested for multiple hit and runs and racing around a school track (his friend got arrested too and honestly we don't think that's fair what was he gonna do jump out).
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Should Used Close Up Magic / Fox 5:
https://fox5sandiego.com/news/local-news/man-walks-into-cheesecake-factory-at-fashion-valley-mall-with-gunshot-wound/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0XmP68EfkO0W90QpL1Dp-DSMQYkGkhetMnCbN1LkBJnBP8Czc79kVdX6c_aem_AdTMESZ-XN5fPfHS-C8gCPI1pERxyo6q3H2gomEfcOvpBNVIiJAMoTxnUVbwVIC9OY0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
I guess it is a small world / KTLA:
https://ktla.com/news/theme-parks/disneyland/woman-allegedly-attempted-to-avoid-arrest-by-hiding-on-disneyland-ride/?fbclid=IwAR0v4Dt7NV5xgeD7bbN03WA2B8b7t-1ofT1-4Oe8XOQv8I09OUxwSwQjrmI_aem_AdRIbh3o_TobajVhmzf8p9eFQOq5XbJT9hr1fsQGAgAtBusmrOeXzzBykmdKhHUY2Ws&mibextid=DcJ9fc
Snack Attack / My Stateline (Fox):
https://www.mystateline.com/news/national/minnesota-man-arrested-for-skittles-attack/?fbclid=IwAR1nBbdCOsl2BY-WRiP3eBHXIgLkGEdreBAxh704DlMww-Uknu9qZ83J9Do_aem_AdQRbKfTBBpMZp9-22EKyjmBwL2Yd54yCpRKrTgijj8b6LhhEmbsSH6C9KdMBDhOYos&mibextid=DcJ9fc
Floridaman / Click Orlando:
https://www.clickorlando.com/traffic/2023/06/22/nearly-naked-florida-man-arrested-after-multiple-hit-and-run-crashes-deputies-say/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR0d4srQfrhdpDUsrtfFhFfDoh8bDbyQKMxIy59Sg-59mK26xwuBZcx32vg_aem_AdRYhCFg8G_hAQxNxHfJy6TbPGSSD92Y4Tsm7j1YwwTrZCRUsFXbCgUQ4oii81r5XCQ&mibextid=DcJ9fc
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On this week’s episode, Jarred and Kyle discuss the weirdest and most interesting news articles from all over the internet, covering everything from: A Taiwanese Man parks 2 vans precariously on his roof to avoid parking tickets (we have no clue how paying for a crane to lift 2 separate vans was cheaper but apparently this was the most cost-effective solution), Florida-Boy is in trouble for throwing knives at people when they wouldn't take him to GameStop (They don't even understand you don't get between a weeb and his need to loot grind on Diablo 4, God what Idiots!), and by some crazy stroke of luck I picked the same story told from 2 perspectives for the last stories so here it is: NH couple (and PA man) are in trouble for stealing and selling (also for buying) body parts stolen from Harvard and an AR Morgue.
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How’d he get it up there / Taiwan News:
https://www.taiwannews.com.tw/en/news/4914622?fbclid=IwAR2r7HQhN7WZtxx9yF4Jnj64SOPynY8mK4HWcPE3Y43kTmGYJXiqdnpaV-0_aem_AVSLiRiIfnIdfVK_jQNFQ737s3Fgf4GaPHU9wTOF0Zly2RL8FWoQkCk0TkKAeJQZ4z8&mibextid=DcJ9fc
Mom I need to go to GameStop…Idiot / KIRO 7:
https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/man-arrested-after-throwing-knife-someone-who-refused-take-him-gamestop/VUFMRXVXDNHH3K2NDVGBNRMOHE/?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR1faafEjuB4sag7kNowzhdWai6M7FpS9G0zsQVOnYVPHKEDzgssAtn9oic_aem_AVTwcUGcMDcCrv3jM3jhqS3hhPlZYkmqpDRcdq67GewSzXEUknOrDBS78yERjZcS1b0&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
Spare Parts / WMUR:
https://www.wmur.com/article/goffstown-harvard-medical-school-stolen-body-parts/44199530?utm_source&fbclid=IwAR25oIlMo0d12FCODs_mVmWBgFrMYqMxR-6S67k5Mr7g4zbngtagQ3kUOis_aem_AVSXaeXrCA8hfYi_napjHU5As5RbciEpSsK3QnVFSXYFbSEC3_5n7wnZ1f-52ZUScw4&mibextid=Zxz2cZ
Spare Parts Part 2 / Daily Voice:
https://dailyvoice.com/pennsylvania/cumberland/stillborn-baby-corpes-stolen-sold-to-pa-man-usdoj-indictment/?fbclid=IwAR1_bEVIzBHwHqYKOYb8_U7OlskAPULklhBywd8AouB-tfcFefh_CofVIkI_aem_AVROTi_dr_ZaNSH6ahwlRFbdcTg1IVCVHLiwPw3dYNzLr6UuBB4Yec35OuhkYMCnQ-A&mibextid=DcJ9fc
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